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Sun June 11, 2006
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Public Enemy's Chuck D bashes fellow rappers for using explicit lyrics. Doesn't realize that without explicit lyrics there wouldn't be rap
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(Asia Times)
 
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Henry Rollin's heartfelt video message to a misbegotten, led-astray Ann Coulter: Be my biatch, Ann. (Not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vader kicks it oldschool at the MTV Movie Awards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez attends NYC's Puerto Rican Day parade. Cartman's hand not invited, still offers taco-flavored kisses
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(zipped.org)
 
 
 
The Changing Face Of Michael Jackson - watch his face warp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who would be the most unlikely music artist to have his/her music set to porn? LGN
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(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
'Cars' drives in $62.8 million dollars over the weekend
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert responds to Republicans angry that he gave positive review to "An Inconvenient Truth." Explanation will be conveniently forgotten, of course
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell falls for his movie co-star, since she was nearby and walked erect
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
A new version of the teen pop group Menudo is being assembled, because we didn't have the internets around to make fun of it the first time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five rules for being a better subway musician, from someone who got a record deal and recorded a live album in New York subways
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Heather Mills McCartney has denied allegations she was an expensive prostitute who engaged in group and lesbian sex
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Olé -- world's steepest wooden rollercoaster "El Toro" opens Monday in New Jersey
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(ewwwwwww)
 
 
 
It's the Paris Hilton video (No, not that one)... cue the attention whore picture
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Denise Richards is glad the tabloids are now focusing on Baby Brangelina instead of her screwed-up life
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giving their regards to Broadway, the Tony Awards will give presenters and nominees Lasik surgery and tooth veneer gift certificates in their gift baskets
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is truly out of ideas: Seven Samurai (a perfect film) to be remade
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Happy "Still smokin' at 41" Birthday to Elizabeth Hurley. (SFW)
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(Some Snake)
 
 
 
Snakes On A Train -- actual movie being made to pre-empt Snakes On A Plane -- Alfred Hitchcock unavailable for comment
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(CBS 42 KEYE)
 
 
 
They call it a "Celebration of Sexy." We call it the best convention ever (video)
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Sat June 10, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney inspired to develop line of toddler's clothes; flammable materials and shards of glass could become new baby fashion statement
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Court says Alec Baldwin needs therapy
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(inside bay area)
 
 
 
Writer for 'Friends': Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow are "the most horrible human beings in the world."
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten horror directors name their favorite horror movies
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(times leader)
 
 
 
New cheerleading coach selects team based on merit. Mothers outraged when little Sissy and Buffy aren't good enough to make team
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Superman "is probably the most heterosexual character in any movie I've ever made," says director Bryan Singer. Apparently nobody notified the costume designer
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(Chinese Kafka)
 
 
 
Chinese novelist bares her butt for book sales. Reader: "she should apologize; not only to her parents, but also to her buttocks" (Not safe for work)
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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
The upcoming movie Cars contains so many automotive inside jokes that it "will make your local ASE-certified mechanic pee his pants."
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
William Shatner's enterprising kidney stone auction helps build Habitat for Humanity house
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Possessed by the ghost of Johnny Cash, Hank Williams III goes punk at small street fair, shouts amplified obscenities at beachfront homes, flips off cops
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly lists "Passion of the Christ" as most controversial movie of all time, somehow beating out "Napoleon Dynamite"
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie's new baby tattoo
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mexican hottie actress thinks Jack Black will become a sex symbol in her country, proving that current conditions in Mexico are worse than we thought
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Fri June 09, 2006
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wendy Rowe was not his lover, she's just a girl who claims that he ain't the one....and the kids are not his sons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
28-year-old former midshipman continues service of his country with new job as Britney Spears' "manny"
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(teenhollywood.com)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan may have a bladder problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Howard Stern claims to find "rebirth" on satellite radio. Don't even ask what he plans to have done with the placenta
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(thesuperficial.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton parks in handicapped spaces
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(The Ninja)
 
 
 
Once again Tom Cruise manages to make himself look like an ass on Television
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(People)
 
 
 
Meredith Viera's last day on The View. None of the women cried, since their plastic surgery had rendered them incapable years earlier
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
New writers reveal plans for "Star Trek XI." Apparently will involve characters trekking through stars
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(Some Snake Handler)
 
Video
 
Samuel L. Jackson guarantees S.O.A.P. win at next year's movie awards on that channel that used to play music videos. (link goes to video and yes he does say mutha-farker)
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(Fashion Wire Daily)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Gene Simmons' sweat smells like? KISS fans to find out soon with release of new fragrance line
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Slayer fans vandalize seminary with satanic graffiti on 6/6/6, obeying website's orders; this website commands them to Die in a Fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog to publish his memoirs in September. Finally, we'll get the real story about him and Gonzo
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Big Bird is going to get about 23% shorter
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion disses Wil Wheaton's Character as the 13th most unpopular character in TV History but then promptly adds how cool he has become to cover their own asses
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Peter Pan of pop, Cliff Richard, drops the F-bomb after a blind taste test of his own wine goes horribly wrong
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sean Connery gets AFI's Lifetime Achievement award for his movie career and putting women in their place when needed
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
X-Men's Hugh Jackman talks about seeing Halle Berry topless
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(Starked LA)
 
 
 
Hollywood to ruin another Japanese cult classic- Battle Royale
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
British rock star/human blood aficionado Pete Doherty goes into rehab again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All that press about Russell Crowe not being an asshat? Turns out it was just a PR stunt
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(popoholic)
 
Video
 
Kate Moss dancing on a stripper pole in White Stripes' new music video
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
87-year old Pete Seeger changes his mind, doesn't like Springsteen album of his songs after all, wants him off his lawn
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Several British fans at Guns N Roses* show run out of Patience waiting for Axl to show up, have to leave to catch the last Nighttrain
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
New reality TV show to feature 10 contestants sharing NY house, while judges and viewers vote who to evict. Sounds familiar, but this time, it's cats
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Thu June 08, 2006
(klfy.com)
 
 
 
WWF wrestler, John Tenta, aka "Earthquake", has passed away at age 42
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
While Congress votes to increase "obscenity" fines for broadcasters ten-fold, they neglect to actually define what "obscenity" is. Trial lawyers pop champagne, plan massive year-end bonuses
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
K-Fed: The Movie. "He plans to portray himself in the same mould as Eminem in '8 Mile' -- a tough rapper who's risen from the streets." The Sun is there
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith wants animated "Clerks" sequel. Dead horse overheard crying for mercy
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(dlisted)
 
 
 
"Lost" actress Michelle Rodruiguez's bikini photos. (SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just as her relevance was about to bottom out, Madonna hired to model for Swedish version of Kmart
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(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV Video Music Awards used a blue carpet to avoid pissing off the Crips, thereby avoiding quite possibly the greatest thing to happen to Hollywood since the big-ass sign
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(ny daily news)
 
 
 
"Mr. Flynt categorically denies any allegations that he engaged in sexual intercourse with prostitutes in his office"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Stockard Channing says she would hate to look good because she would miss out on good roles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The power of country music radio may not be all it's cracked up to be. However, the power of its fans voting with their wallets is killing the Dixie Chicks tour
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Beyonce recruiting Destiny's Child 2: Electric Boogaloo for her upcoming tour
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"He pays them huge amounts of money and feels he deserves professionalism in return. Instead he gets screamfests and fights about character development"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photos of Jolie-Pitt baby published
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Lindsay Hohan admits that she is, in fact, a slut
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(ny daily news)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson and partner clear dance floor at club with poor rendition of scene from "Saturday Night Fever"
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(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro donates his film memorabilia to University of Texas, including dog-tags from "The Deer Hunter," license from "Taxi Driver" and nipples from "Meet the Parents"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan "got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours at a Vogue event." One might ask what kind of powder she was using
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes agrees to marry Tom Cruise, provided he pays her $3 million a year
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne's sex drive was ruined by his four-wheeler accident. In other news, Ozzy Osbourne had a sex drive and used it
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Notorius B.I.G.'s family going to "odious" and "absurd" lengths to "satisfy their ambition to extract hundreds of millions of dollars" from Los Angeles, lawyers claim
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Jack Black learned how to wrestle for his latest movie; wants to open can of whoop-ass on Steven Seagal now
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Geena Davis refuses to step down as "Commander in Chief." Bush unavailable for comment
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(imdb 7th item)
 
 
 
As if he didn't assert his manliness enough playing a gay cowboy, Heath Ledger breaks down crying after a watergun attack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "24" heading to the big screen. Pack a lunch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OJ employs the R Kelly defense by claiming the man in the sex tape is only a look-a-like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China pulls "The Da Vinci Code" from screens, orders media "not to comment, discuss the film or even mention the name of the movie in any form in print." Submitter wants to move to China
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal to star in "Untitled Onion Movie" in the his best role ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In today's completely made-up tabloid news, Angelina is unsure if Shovel is Brad's baby
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(BizReport)
 
 
 
Microsoft manages to ink deal with the only "Daily Show" correspondent who isn't funny
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling voted Britain's greatest living author, beating out those nobodies Terry Pratchett and Salman Rushdie
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(BloggingVegas)
 
 
 
Maxim magazine plans $1.2 billion hotel and casino. In the tradition of its content, expect suggestions of huge jackpots with no actual pay-outs
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Wed June 07, 2006
(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Guy gets private look at new Roger Waters tour, writes "sneak peek" about it. Fails to actually mention show in favor of reminicing about his old pal Chris
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey goes outside. Ridiculously tight dress, check. Yappy little dog, check. Evil-eyed bodyguard, check. Breasts alert and pointy, check (SFW)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Famke Janssen grew up in a family that liked to camp, play tennis and bowl naked. Apparently, her mom's rug really tied the alley together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jolie and Pitt deny wedding rumors. Because having a baby and being married would be entirely too normal
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Disproving the "power of country radio," Dixie Chicks rule the album charts for second week in a row with virtually no radio airplay
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(ny daily news)
 
 
 
NYPD getting sued by lesbian playmate for pulling out their nightsticks on her and pushing her to the ground
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Today's dirty-sounding entertainment snippet: "Jessica Alba has snatched up Lindsay Lohan's role in the new movie 'Bill'"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kid who played Damien in "The Omen" wasn't told he was playing a devil-child, may be in for a surprise someday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oprah buys a $42 million jet that seats 10 people. Seven if Oprah is in between diets
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(Decanter.com)
 
 
 
Jude Law and Hugh Grant set to star in movie about yet another French surrender
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"It's fairly and squarely based on my experience working on Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis 16 years ago. So from bitter, first-hand experience"
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Critics shocked to discover "Cars" is rip off of "Doc Hollywood" with Michael J. Fox. In other news to critics, Flintstones = Honeymooners, Yogi Bear = Sgt. Bilko, Lion King 2 = Crap
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(People)
 
 
 
A model on NBC's gameshow "Deal or No Deal" has been tapped to play Daisy Duke in the "Dukes of Hazzard" sequel. She got the part after movie producers watched the show and saw how at ease she was with showing off her box
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
According to Teri Hatcher, achieving perfect cleavage is a mere $3.99
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette's wedding day forecast called off for rain, breaks up with fiancé. "Ironic" tag does not apply, as usual
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Gore's name dropped from credits for "An Inconvenient Truth"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One day, Owen Wilson hopes to be able to play table tennis and shuffleboard without fear of embarrassment
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(Blender)
 
 
 
Roll your eyes at the 50 dumbest rockstar extravagances
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Soap opera set in England being monitored after an actor strays from the script; instead of a coma, he contracts Foot and Mouth Disease
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(Fairbanks Daily News-Miner)
 
 
 
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; and Jerry Lewis did direct "Nutty Professor: The Musical"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katherine McPhee does not sign contract to appear in pr0n
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Jack Black was afraid to wear his "Nacho Libre" costume. In related news, most Americans afraid of seeing another Jack Black movie
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Howard Stern now set to annoy another country
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie sprays photographers; wears glasses bigger than her boobs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phoebe Cates is still hot
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
One hundred thousand people attend "Dukes of Hazzard" festival in Tennessee, making it the largest family reunion ever
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Fire-Crotch" Lohan drops out of film because directors aren't well known enough
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cletus Federline continues to lose his grip, is now reportedly jealous of the male nanny
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brangelina baby photos leaked. In related news, entertainment lawyers achieve full employment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former "Full House" actress Jodie Sweetin, out of rehab for crystal meth, to host stripping dance show on Fuse TV
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are small-weenered celebs fighting about in the bathroom line these days? Jeremy Piven: "You're a has-been"; Stephen Dorff: "At least I'm a movie star -- you're only on cable TV"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Things to add to your sexual fantasy: Jessica Alba is obsessed with germs, carries disinfectant spray with her and drenches bedding
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lead singer of The Streets says so many women throw themselves at him, he's been forced to ration himself to just three a week. Submitter nods head in empathetic understanding of his plight
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Designer Tommy Hilfiger attends Council of Fashion Designers of America awards wearing Guns N' Roses T-shirt
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(bollywoodmantra)
 
 
 
Veteran filmmaker Hrishikesh Mukherjee hospitalized. Preliminary reports were that he suffered a stroke, but it turns out he was just trying to tell the nurse his name
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Letterman's "Top Ten Surprises In Al Gore's Global Warming Movie"
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Tue June 06, 2006
(Lovefilm.com)
 
 
 
Can you find 100 film titles hidden in this picture?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves says he's lonely and wants to marry. David Geffen unavailable for comment
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson is a dad again -- the new daughter's name is Makani Ravello Cannabisa or something
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron wishes she had X-ray vision so she could "stare at other people in the street" naked. In other news, millions of people worldwide wish they had "Aeon Flux memory eraser" glasses
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne's 27-pound weight loss: Diet, meth, stomach staples or thyroid?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
George Clooney and Brad Pitt's Vegas playground closes down
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Brad and Angelina buy their new spawn a $17,000 binkie, marking the first time an overpriced, overrated pacifier made the news that didn't feature Vin Diesel
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns MVP Steve Nash denies romantic canoodling with pop singer Nelly Furtado. I'd hit it, jump for the rebound, then hit it again
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(Molly Good)
 
 
 
The David Spade Effect: Jamie Kennedy and Mena Suvari
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan denies being a shopaholic, saying she very rarely has to buy alcohol for herself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Break Up" is No. 1 at the box office, proving that U.S. moviegoers are happy paying eight bucks for flavorless paste
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(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
FCC power to increase tenfold, all thanks to the nipple we never even really saw
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(AP)
 
 
 
Billy Preston has died. He played with the Beatles, so your parents might know him
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
Janice Dickinson says yes to wild sex with Grace Slick and Dolph Lundgren, but no to Madonna and Bill Cosby, WTF?
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jessica Simpson has the weirdest posture ever, and new boobies (safe for work)
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba looks incredible. Nicole Ritchie looks like a hat rack with eyeballs (SFW, You Tube)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson never lets us down, asks Pam Anderson, "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says "Fantastic Four" sequel will be "exciting, hot, new, fresh." Didn't say anything about it not sucking, though, like the first one did
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(PR Inside)
 
 
 
"Days of Our Lives" star has lost her chihuahua. Here comes the melodrama
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
FHM interviews Ice Cube about getting dissed by Oprah
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pee-Wee's Playhouse" is returning to television on Adult Swim. Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho
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(WWE.Com)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jack Black has joined World Wrestling Entertainment
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is so hot that even dolphins have tried to bang her
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(box office blog)
 
 
 
Possible Snakes on a Plane sequels have been registered with the MPAA, including 'More Snakes on a Plane', 'Snakes in Space' and 'Snakes in My Pants'
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(Poconos Record)
 
 
 
He may be the Antichrist to moviegoers, but to his friends, he is just the kid with a bad haircut
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trey Parker & Matt Stone win coveted Peabody award; use their acceptance speech to talk about how awesome "Battlestar Galactica" is
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Mon June 05, 2006
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oprah sees movie, starts crashing wedding receptions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Master P creating hip hop version of American Idol...De La Soul and Public Enemy surrender
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Apprentice" season finale discussion thread
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Can Lindsay Lohan Sing?" Is this supposed to be a rhetorical question?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lorraine Bracco should have made an appointment with Dr. Melfi while she was married to Harvey Keitel
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(US News and World Report)
 
 
 
Laura Bush's press secretary taught ninth-grade English to "American Idol" winner, trying to arrange meeting. Mrs. Bush excited to meet someone who can win a vote and pass ninth-grade English. (Third item)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Erection of Jimi Hendrix sparks outcry in Victorian town
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fappable Phoebe Cates from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" will no longer take acting jobs
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(The Standard)
 
 
 
Radio survey asks Hong Kong teens which celebrity they'd most like to sexually assault
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Shockingly, Teri Hatcher less than pleased when told picture of her face was going to be used as demonstration for women who needed plastic surgery
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons has enjoyed hours of endless fun with naked women after realising they will do almost anything he asks of them
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez opens film studio to beat Hollywood's movie "dictatorship."
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie registers 24 domain names of her baby's name
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(WTOPNews.com)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone turns 60 in Las Vegas, 40 in his plastic surgeon's office
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
HBO probes plastic surgery disasters. Because if Joan Rivers has one more facelift, she's going to have a goatee
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
"Grey's Anatomy" hottie Katherine Heigl wants to make a sex tape and wants it to go puh-puh-puhhhh-public
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(ChinaDaily)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley posed nude with hairy legs
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears, now broken and used (and pregnant), appears to be available again
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(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
268 pictures from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E starts counting down the 45 coolest things at the Walt Disney World resort. Hey, who knew you can get Emperor Palpatine's autograph down there?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Those denying Heather McCartney's seedy past no longer have a leg to stand on. (NSFW pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie confirms that he's directing a remake of "Halloween." On his MySpace. Living Dead Girl surrenders
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise will recreate an action scene during promotional tour to launch "M:I 3" in Japan. Details are still sketchy, but it may involve beating off villains in a closet
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(MSTie Fan)
 
 
 
"A Year on the Satellite of Love": MSTie blogger on a project to watch every episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in a year, in order, making comments about each one
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