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Sun May 28, 2006
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(Some KAPOW BOOM)
 
 
 
Hanna-Barbera cartoonist Alex Toth (who worked on Fantastic Four, Superfriends) dies on Saturday morning, at his drawing table. Superman slugs Lex Luthor, replaces Sad tag with Hero
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(www.funnydumper.com)
 
 
 
Hot & Sexy Rose McGowan
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(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Remove all sharp objects from the room. Come back and sit down. Take a deep breath. Are you relaxed? Sure? OK: "eighties superstars WHAM are set to reunite"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Imaginary author dies in imaginary plane crash; somehow lands best-selling novel on Amazon
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(View Askew)
 
 
 
Clerks 2: Passion of the Clerks gets a 8 minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is box office poison
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Why green laser pointers are cooler than red ones
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Janet jackson plumped up to 180 pounds for movie, claims boyfriend loved the extra cushion
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(The Celebrity Cafe)
 
 
 
Jared Leto reveals his new screen name during an AOL interview. "IamGay"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And... It's a girl Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has finally arrived ... whoopee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US government denies British rapper MIA a visa because of the political content of her lyrics
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Sat May 27, 2006
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Big Brother reject, who wants TV bosses to be charged with kidnapping her, says her housemates have mental problems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about..."Blade Runner." Now forget them
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Asshat DJs think running out on a $42 restaurant tab and then taunting the server who had to pay it is a funny bit...until someone points out that what they did is clearly criminal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans want Oprah to get Nobel Peace Prize
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(popoholic)
 
 
 
X-Men 3 Babes
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(GameDaily)
 
 
 
The life of Super Mario through the years... mushroom rehab years conspicuously absent
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sting's new album will consist of him playing 16th century music on a lute. That Police reunion is going the way of the Dodo bird
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Country musician is draped with Elvis' cape as part of Las Vegas concert promotion. Doesn't realize what it is, throws the priceless keepsake it into crowd. Oops
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(MTV)
 
 
 
High school graduation speaker: "I am not technically a high school graduate myself...It is well documented that I worked at Long John Silver's and sold pot out of my apartment"
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(Female First)
 
 
 
'I'm admitting to all my fans that I am a woman and I love to have sex.' Translation: I really need this album to do well
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(Some Environmental Site)
 
 
 
Coldplay plants mango trees to absorb Co2 produced when they manufactured the X&Y album. Wait....What??
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Caption what this newest college graduate is thinking
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tired of the reputation that they're nothing but greedy with their "convenience charges", Ticketmaster decides to make it official and take it a step further by hosting their own ticket auctions
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(Helsingin Sanomat)
 
 
 
Fans of hard rocking Eurovision winners Lordi upset after tabloid publishes pictures of the band without makeup
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Fri May 26, 2006
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That blockhead, Lucy Van Pelt, convicted of illegal demonstration. Good grief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani gives birth to baby boy; odds are she won't be showing off that midriff again anytime soon
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Move over American Idol, the Air Guitar Championships are here and "melting people's faces off"
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took a crap
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Leave it to Kurt Loder to turn an X-Men 3 review into a 5,000 essay on western culture. In other news, Kurt Loder isn't dead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NBC: "You know that schedule we told you about last week? Umm... well, nevermind."
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Tom Morello thinks outernational could be the next Rage Against The Machine. Gee, thanks for the advance warning, Tom. We appreciate it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The real story behind those Hanso Foundation ads on "Lost"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Taylor Hicks unveils new game plan: stare at trees, eat lettuce, record album. Apparently MTV thinks Taylor has turned into a singing rabbit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Why Is This News file: Halle Berry breaks her toe
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Did you know that The Omen is banned in New Zealand along with.... wait for it.... Mighty Morphon' Power Rangers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If you're going to see "X3" this weekend, EW suggests you stay until the end of the credits for an unspecified surprise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen. In other news, David Lee Roth is still alive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kate Moss beats up the paparazzi with a super kick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at Netflix: An inside look
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Liz Taylor is going to tell all on Larry King Live. We will find out how come she hasn't died yet, and why the smell of White Diamonds knocks your head off
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Newest "American Idol" winner may have hard time acheiving success. Fantasia, Ruben Studdard, Carrie Underwood unavailable for comment
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(AP)
 
 
 
Remember Meat Loaf's performance on "American Idol" two days ago? Neither does he
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston shows off her legs on Letterman (with pic)
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(www.luxist.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton buys a $2-million home complete with mirrored bed, 400-square-foot closet and a special gated section inside the house where her dogs will sit on pink pillows and drink from pink bowls
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More people voted for an "American Idol" contestant than any U.S. president. Ever
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Thu May 25, 2006
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
"Lost" looking for two new female actresses for next season. Must have clean driving record
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
An ABC news director bashes FOX's ratings success in last nights "Idol" finale. Jealous much?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Proving that death only slows down a career, shooting resumes on Marlon Brando film. Tupac could not be reached for comment, is believed to be recording the film's soundtrack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson is Totally Getting a Wedgie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently only coffin dodgers vote for American Idol, once again proving that the real target audience couldn't give a rats ass about American Idol
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(Egotastic!)
 
Boobies
 
Paris Hilton can't even keep her nipples hidden while wearing pasties (Not safe for work pics)
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Jaime Pressly enjoys tea-bagging Jason Lee on set of "My Name Is Earl"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Blunt to critics who hate his music: "I don't have to listen to it, I'm the one who sings it. And it's continued to get me laid."
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Megan Fox gives 90210's Brian Austin Green a "rub" under the table
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American mommies say Britney is doing fine with baby, cuz we all drop them, put them in improperly installed car seats, and let them ride on our laps in the car
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Movie posters at Cannes for cheap knockoffs of expected hits, including--you guessed it--"Snakes on a Train" (some images may be NSFW)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
John McCain introduces bill allowing cable customers to choose their own channels. Bloomberg Television surrenders
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Cheech declines a film reunion with Chong citing irreconcilable difference. The development moves a Philip Michael Thomas/Don Johnson reunion to the forefront of stuff people haven't cared about for 20 years
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paul Newman says that he wants to make one last movie, and he wants to make it with Robert Redford
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson wants to menace children now in either Scotland or Ireland
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(perez)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's US Weekly cover was photoshopped
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
John Stamos doesn't like an "M" with his "ILFs"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith gives us too much information on anal fissures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently Madonna has a direct line to God and His opinions on concert promotion. Pope stomps off, muttering angrily
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(fangoria.com)
 
 
 
Adrienne Barbeau and her enormous rack to join Bruce Campbell at June Fango Con
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
German farmer auctioning toilet seat used by Paris Hilton. All germs and STDs included if you use "buy it now"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Teeage girls posting on MySpace saying they can't get enough sex, and they are a slut and a whore isn't really all that surprising; until you find out they are Marie Osmond's kids
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
12 unanswered American Idol questions
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Couple glad to see 'American Idol' season end; hope calls from stray fans will stop
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
"Madamism" the puppet-like features caused by too many face lifts (with photos of celebrity victims)
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(the superficial)
 
 
 
Gisele Bundchen has apparently sent out a decree saying she doesn't want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Friend of Fark BrokenNewz interviews the indispensible Henry Rollins about the 'net, self-publishing and his new show; tries to keep jaw from hinging open and drool from spilling everywhere
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
In what will be viewed in hindsight as one of the smartest business decisions ever, Hasbro scraps plans for Pussycat Dolls dolls. 15 minutes up in 3... 2
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(the superficial)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson misses Nick Lachey, hit tv show
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brunette from ABBA emerges, tells Kate Moss drugs are bad and there'll be six more weeks of spring, crawls back into hole
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gay director Pedro Almadovar admits Penelope Cruz could make him straight, even if it didn't for Tom Cruise
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(PugBus)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen sees Barbaro breakdown conspiracy
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Tom DeLay brags about how a respected TV pundit host has staunchly defended him on his show. The problem is that the pundit is Stephen Colbert, and DeLay appears to be the only person who doesn't realize it's satire
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First jobs of famous celebrities
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Of all the wives of soccer players in Germany, Victoria Beckham has her hands on the biggest bag (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A HUGE list of downloadable DVD commentaries
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(BBC)
 
 
 
John Lennon's angry letter to a journalist who accused The Beatles of ripping off "Black" music sold at auction for $22K. Oddly, the letter is written in a crude, prehistoric form of the "izzle" dialect
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The top 50 right-wing rock songs
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Wed May 24, 2006
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Why do strippers keep using the excuse that they're paying off their school tuition?" and other rantlets
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you are a swanky spa, it's better not to invite husbands to join even swankier sex club (with Stanford girls), via letters opened by their wives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of that hoopy frood Douglas Adams, tomorrow is Towel Day
source: towelday.kojv.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lostpedia.com)
 
 
 
After watching the "Lost" finale, be sure to check out "Jimmy Kimmel Live" featuring Hugh McIntyre from the Hanso Foundation. *Cue weird "Lost" trombone exit*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The latest trend at the Cannes Film Festival? Porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Art Imitates strife: Venezuelans boiling over about new video game where U.S. invades their oil-rich, Chavez-led country. "Could evenutally happen," game company spokesman said
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
McFarlane Toys to produce line of "Lost" action figures
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(4 8 15 16 23 42)
 
 
 
"Lost" season finale discussion thread. The "24" finale thread will look like a wieners link by comparison
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(Some guitar twangin guy)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett to portray Bob Dylan in new biopic. Also depicting the folk poet at various stages of his arduous life will be Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Richard Gere and a California Raisin
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling to be featured as villain in "Everquest." Will have special power of not being able to keep his mouth shut
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman knows that you know he knew you were talking about whether or not he was gay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need jewelry that says "I'm a middle-aged pill popping MILF that likes to grin at nothing in particular and have hot monkey sex with 19-year-old men"? Check out Paula Abdul's new jewelry collection
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner denies his wife is leaving him. Break up in five... four... three...
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks believe that pissing a lot of people off is a good way to promote new album
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Broadway drives a stake through Elton John's $10 million musical after only 39 performances
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Seacrest still not "out"; still can't say "because I'm gay" when explaining why relationship with Teri Hatcher ended
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 5)
 
Video
 
Bruce Willis drenched during on camera interview
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Beyonce binges to bring back big black bootylicious butt
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Kenny Chesney snubs Paris Hilton, TomKat , Britney Spears, Denise Richards and Brangelina to win "Entertainer of the Year" as country-music industry pats itself on back again
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Page Six cracks the Tom Hanks code. He's using Propecia. No word on whether Page Six extorted any money out of Hanks
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Law & Order" will be remade for Russian television. Tentative entitled "Law & Order: WTF"
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
In attempt to counteract effects of caffiene, Meryl Streep to narrate audiobooks for Starbucks
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hottie Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, shows the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree in more ways than one
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston says she dresses like a crack addict so people don't think she's disguised as a "bag lady"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"He brought a photographer and several scantily clad girls, who were wearing stilettos. They were there a good hour and posed for photographs. " That's what happens when Hef goes anywhere, much less the Globe Theatre
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brangelina to let Namibian governor name their baby
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In honor of Bob Dylan's 65th birthday, here are 65 quotes by, and about, the man himself. Some of them even make sense
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
The best segment yet from Dateline's pedophile-snatching "Perverted Justice" series. They actually lure this one into taking his clothes off before they finally confront him
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(Life Style Extra)
 
 
 
Britney gets all Jewel-like and posts poetry on her website, except hers are all about what an arse Cletus is
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, millions of Americans will be dying to find out the winner between two karoake singers. The rest of us will be watching "Lost"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kat flees with Suri to Ohio, dares Tom to stop her. She's "beginning to realize she may have made a major mistake being with Tom"
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(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Cletus tries to make money on his own, instead of mooching off Britney, by trying to sell her pregnancy story to the press
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one before: An Edvard Munch painting has been stolen
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Turtles-rights activist claims Gamera filmmakers violently mistreated turtles during production of newest Gamera movie
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Katherine McPhee prepares excuses for probable "American Idol" defeat. "It's still a man's world in society." Kelly Clarkson unavailable for comment
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
French cops score the rare French-related Hero tag by jumping Marilyn Manson at Cannes when they thought he was a gate-crashing circus freak
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joan Cusack will portray cooking legend Julia Child in a new film. She will be sure to have plenty of chicken livers ready in case she cuts the dickens out of her thumb
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba and a bunch of people you don't care about share their picks on who will win "American Idol"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Yearbook photos of famous Yalies. Check out Howard Dean, class of '71 (w/ clickable annoying music)
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Tue May 23, 2006
(The Onion)
 
 
 
TFer Wil gets his geek on at E3
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(dgc360)
 
 
 
The final "American Idol" thread
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(AP)
 
 
 
Oh noes! Nicole Richie not engaged anymore. Again
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
A lengthy explanation of the seven forms of lightsaber combat. No explanation given for lengthy presence in mom's basement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan keeps people guessing on his 65th birthday celebrations. He told his fans what's going to happen, but nobody understood what the hell he said
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest sign of the apocalypse: Ben Affleck to direct a movie
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(PinkNews)
 
 
 
TV networks reject Sir Elton's gay sitcom
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sha Na Na and The Platters want to stop impostor bands from making them even less relevant than they already are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Black's wife is pregnant with a possible candidate for the Antichrist
source: et.tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest apparently missed Physics class the day they explained that glass is breakable
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stars now getting free plastic surgery in their goody bags. Joan Rivers seen leaving Cannes with 5000 bags
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nikki Cox lets the girls out for some sun, gets caught holding hands with Jay Mohr? Wait, seriously? Jay Mohr?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"I figured if it wasn't worth remembering it probably wasn't a very good song, so that would be the test, to see if I remembered it (after smoking a joint and) got back to a guitar or a piano"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kristen Dunst wears a bikini to scare away children
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock seeks permanent restraining order against stalker. Apparently tough-guy/gearhead husband Jesse James isn't tough enough to protect her
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved, Namibians believe they should get a national holiday for Brangelina's baby
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman's wife makes him dress up as Wolverine in the bedroom. "They'll have to make a new one for the next movie because she won't let me part with it"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Jon Favreau, director of the upcoming "Iron Man" film adaptation, takes suggestions for the film from fans on MySpace. In other news, plot reportedly centers around Tony Stark posting photos from a drunken binge with Wolverine and Ben Affleck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne and her new breasts (SFW)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton is glad her character was killed off of "The OC." After all, look what leaving a hit show early in its run did for the careers of Shelly Long, McLean Stevenson, Wayne Rogers, the guy who played Steve on "Married with Children,
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Full-time plastic surgeon and part-time douchebag "Dr. 90210" unleashes his super-awesome black-belt skills on an unruly 80-year-old airplane passenger
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(socialite's life)
 
 
 
If you're a reporter, don't ask Clay Aiken about anything gay or else you will be banned from the "American Idol" finale
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlie Gibson to replace Shrapnel Head & The MILF as anchor of ABC's "World News Tonight." This, according to CNN
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey defends Steroid Boy's home-run record chase
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
New "fat-chick anthem" from Meat Loaf leaked onto Internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lost" actress Michelle Rodriguez violates probation, will now spend 60 days in jail. Those must have been some good UFIAs to make her go back so soon. (Possible spoilers for "Lost" viewers outside the U.S.)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette has another baby, names him after Dracula's dog
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(BBC)
 
 
 
50 Cent named songwriter of the year. Actual musical ability surrenders
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis dropping deeper into the vortex of suck by putting "Die Hard 4" on the back burner to go back to being Bruno this summer on tour
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
Straight off the Howard Stern show this morning, Fran Drescher announces she is pursuing a career in politics. Howard clarifies her position on anal sex
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Lack of ideas mates with lack of redeeming social values, gives birth to "Jackass 2"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is Donnie Darko writer/director Richard Kelly a one-hit wonder?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston ponders moving to Australia to escape the media frenzy that will erupt when Angelina Jolie whelps with Aniston's ex-husband's child. Kinda like everyone else
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince voted world's sexiest lousy hunter
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(hollywood tuna)
 
Boobies
 
Denise Richards gets her bikini greased up while looking for a new man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite the pre-release doomsayers, "The Da Vinci Code" is No. 1 in every country it opened in with a worldwide gross of $231.8 million. Ron Howard thanks the protesters for the free publicity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CBS has hidden $2 million in gold somewhere in the U.S. To find it, all you have to do is watch every show and every commercial all season long for clues
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey announces expensive summer lip-sync dates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You could be a dumbass having a bad day if you: 1) Shoot up heroin in front of a camera crew. 2) Spray them with blood. 3) Get dumped by your record label. 4) Get beat up by a skinny supermodel. 5) Get noted on Fark
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(We're running out of shows)
 
 
 
Official "24" season finale discussion thread
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(NZHerald)
 
 
 
In an effort to convince herself that people actually listen to her, has-been popstar Pink dresses down the Queen of England for dressing up her guards in fur
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale's skeleton will not be clad in latex for "Underworld 3"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"But am I bitter? Hell, yes, I am bitter. Those of you who watch will get a gold star. Those of you who don't, and watch American Idol instead... well, just remember: I have strange powers"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland achieves "Beloved Drunk" status
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(Youtube)
 
 
 
The exact moment in time that Eddie Murphy lost his comedic ability
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(No room for J-Lo)
 
 
 
J-Lo to show the "tough life" of dancers. Particularly those who have to work with J-Lo
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Ignore Elton John and instead gawk at Liz Hurley looking incredible in a hot dress (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter finally marries Shamoo McBoobies
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks say more stupid stuff
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Baptists do what they do best at Disney World
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren saves pet tigers from Neverland ranch, but can't do anything about Melanie looking like a freak
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(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode 1 to be released in 3D. To be subtitled "The Fandom Grimaced"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Beyonce dropped 20 pounds for her role in "Dreamgirls," will be looking not so bootylicious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tara Reid is morphing into Sasquatch (no offense to Sasquatch)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has a breakdown
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Da Vinci Code" hauls in $224M worldwide. Boy, those protesters sure showed Hollywood, didn't they?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear is tormenting Denise Richards with Bon Jovi music. The newer stuff is the most potent
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(Starpulse.com)
 
Boobies
 
Rebecca Romijn something something loves x-rated sex something something (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen on "Platoon": "I think we got a real sense of, save for the actual life and death aspect of being in a combat zone, that we were in a real conflict"
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(Some Fan)
 
 
 
Poor Elle Macpherson. Growing up, she just hated her model body. "I was all breasts and legs and hair"
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Oprah gets a hefty paycheck for writing about being hefty
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Van driver causes Bad and Dangerous Thriller by plowing into inflatable "Moon Walk" attraction; unable to Beat It before cops arrive
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mia Farrow fears curse of starring in "Rosemary's Baby" and the remake of "The Omen." As if sleeping with Woody Allen wasn't scary enough
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
NRA shoots high, aims for Eva Longoria as new spokesperson 'cause she said she likes guns. She must be from Texas
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(Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Move over Beethoven, here is the gold-digger review: Top divorce settlements
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter struck by mystery bug
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Madonna to be crucified during world tour. The Sun is there
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Follow-up to "Donnie Darko" stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and The Rock as a porn star and senator fighting in pre-Apocalypse Los Angeles. Also contains bonus musical number by Justin Timberlake
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former Atomic Kitten says she doesn't know how her tongue ended up in photo with Prince William
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 25 worst sequels ever made
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