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Sun May 21, 2006
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
80 percent of music teachers are using the nation's number-one TV show, American Idol, to teach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Cornhole Association? I love this country
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis announces "Die Hard 4" should hopefully be in theaters next summer. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfarker
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 5 books that were made into great movies
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Geeks debate - The top 25 X-Men
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
According to Charlie Sheen's girlfriend, asking a chick to wear a schoolgirl outfit, and using viagra makes you a "as sick as they come"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I'm talking ... you farkwit, farking photographers you should be shot, you should be all shot. Thank you."
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(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Heckler calls out Cosby at 'A Call Out with Bill Cosby', gets turned to Jell-O
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(Some musician)
 
 
 
Asinine: cop hassles street musician although she's obeying the law. Spiffy: musician whips out a copy of the law saying she's allowed to play. Dumbass: the cop doesn't know how to read
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(Some T)
 
 
 
I pity the fool who don't wish Mr. T 'Happy Birthday.'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Da Vinci Code outgrosses Passion of the Christ on its opening day
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(Realtity TV)
 
 
 
Bach, Ian, Nugent - The Newest Supergrorup
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Movie special effects have reached the point where it's cheaper to simulate a location than to actually film there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upcoming season of Battlestar Galactica to be the darkest yet, viewers may need to remove peril sensitive sunglasses
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Sat May 20, 2006
(Independent)
 
 
 
Article about experiments establishing the cleverness of sheep naturally includes the Monty Python skit about Harold
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with Tourette's on the British show Big Brother has viewers motherfarking upset that his farking ass will be farking explioted for farking ratings
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Holy Random Urinations, Batman. Adam West has an overactive bladder This can only be the work of... The Piddler
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because it's always good to keep a spare, Nicolas Cage buys 2nd island in Bahamas
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sony to begin testing latest generation of high-definition digital movie projectors at theater showing The Da Vinci Code this weekend
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Styx to perform with youth orchestra; still awaiting final confirmation from guest soloist Eric Cartman
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tommy Hilfiger to Axl Rose: You know where you are? You're in the VIP Room Jungle, baby. You're gonna die. Hilfger?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Evel Knievel is in constant pain, requires drugs to keep living. So basically, nothing's changed since 1974
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Protesters upset that a fictional film based on a fictional novel is being passed off as fiction
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper" turns thirty. Needs more cowbell
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(Some Hoser)
 
 
 
Top50 worst beers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Senate votes to make network TV boob slippage cost a zillion dollars. Graphic depiction of a man getting his head severed by a freight train at 9pm on CSI season finale last night still OK
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Fri May 19, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The king of the daredevils can hardly get out of bed most days, let alone straddle a Harley
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cher feels fabulous at 60 probably because she can't feel a damn thing
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Muppets go on display at the Smithsonian. Crazy Harry under detainment by NSA
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale says she doesn't have the right underwear to play Wonder Woman. Who knew this was an issue?
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(tvsquad)
 
 
 
The worst of all possible news has been confirmed: "Deadwood" is dead. Damn dirty cocksuckers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Jones voted woman other women would least like to be friends with
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Philip Seymour Hoffman wants to be more than a character actor, and for people to stop calling him fat
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(DerekHail.com)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson evades security without shoes on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney almost drops Cletus, Jr. again. Fortunately, she still held on to her drink, though
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Bono: "We need to start portraying Africans as noble, entrepreneurial, very handsome, beautiful, smart"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Director Ron Howard "frustrated" at bad reviews for "The Da Vinci Code." Rest of world "frustrated" that he could screw up a movie adaptation of a thriller that was practically pre-written for the screen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RebaMc123: i c u on tv. 41Prez: kewl what r u doin RebaMc123: surfin, say hi to Babs :) Prez41: k, c u red
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Yippee-ki-yay: John McClane to return, tell kids to get off the damn grass
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter to marry sidekick Beth. Wedding to be an assload of elegance
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(The Futon Critic)
 
 
 
New CW network announces fall line up, proving once again that some things are often crapier than the sum of their crappy parts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What do Marilyn Monroe and "American Idol" reject William Hung have in common? Sadly, one thing too many
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Who wants to wrestle with Starbuck? No, not her, the other one. The old guy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond sues Manhattan neighbor for installing air-conditioning unit, because it interrupts "serene environment" on his rooftop. Don't play games behind Solitary Man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Bevets has some quotes about "The Da Vinci Code"
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(Some penguin on the telly)
 
Video
 
Interview with Monty Python members circa 1975 from Dallas Public Television
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Thu May 18, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some guy named Brandon Davis calls Lindsey Lohan a "firecrotch," sneers that she's only worth about $7 million. "It's disgusting. She lives in a motel in New York," he concludes. (With gratuitous Paris Hilton appearance)
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(LatinoReview.com)
 
 
 
A script review of the upcoming Transformers movie. Autobots, transform and roll out *ee ee ee er oo*
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
In the tradition of airing TV specials about Bigfoot and UFOs and others things that aren't real, the Sci Fi Channel may start airing professional wrestling
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(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Alaskan couple... names their... son... James Tiberius... Kirk
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears now feeding her baby ice cream. What could possibly go wrong?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear dumps David Spade, thereby catapulting Ric Ocasek/Paulina back into the top spot of the celebrity fugly dude/hot babe competition
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd kicks us in the gut by writing a script for "Ghostbusters 3," and then stabs us in the back by getting Ben Stiller to take Bill Murray's place
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Scary headline: "Look Out For Avril, Bruce Willis Digging In Your Trash." And you thought racoons and stray dogs were bad
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The real reason Brangelina didn't want the paparazzi around: They have been paid £2.6 million for the first photos of their baby
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC scraps Celebrity Pole Dancing, a nation mourns
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
About 80 percent of the groups on MySpace are completely without purpose. "People for Making Savage Animal Love on Bear-skinned Rugs Before Roaring Fires" disagree
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(dgc360)
 
 
 
Official "American Idol" results show thread
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Wed May 17, 2006
(Peteykins)
 
 
 
Official "Lost" thread for episode "Three Minutes." Which is also how soon I think Michael should die
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise "suck it" trifecta now complete. Jenny McCarthy to Tom Cruise: Suck it
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson to kick off "Lip Synching Across the USA" tour in California
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Video of Kiefer Sutherland tackling a Christmas tree surfaces
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Artist Formerly Known As Cat Stevens to return to music world with new album designed to bridge the gap between Islam and the rest of the world. Teaser and the Firecat both unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Adriana Lima (the virgin Brazilian model) slaps Prince Wence of Lichtenstein in the middle of a club
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(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Shannon Elizabeth goes Russell Crowe on photgrapher, proving crazy and hot go together like peanut butter and chocolate
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(Catholic League)
 
 
 
Catholics gleefully compile quotes from reviewers on "The Da Vinci Code," the "Ishtar" of pseudo-religious thrillers
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(Newsbusters)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen thinks the Bible should carry a fiction disclaimer, cites Fark photoshop as example
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes experiencing post-natal depression. Brook Shields to Tom Cruise: Suck it
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Free South Park "Trapped in the Closet" DVDs given out after screening in England. UK to Tom Cruise: Suck it
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro insists he's not gay despite same-sex sexual encounters and wearing eye makeup and nail polish. Dude, you're gay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Bill Pullman, err... Paxton. Anyway, happy birthday to the dude that was in "Twister"
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(E Wise)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan freaks out after "That 70s Show" guy fails to convince that other "70s Show" guy that she's not a drunk skank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie critics reveal their take on "The Da Vinci Code": Isthay oviemay uckssay allsbay
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Banker, 31, wins online contest for cameo role in porn film
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(People)
 
 
 
Mariah on Christina: "You're stupid." Christina on Mariah: "No, YOU'RE stupid." Rest of America on Hollywood: "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian Parliament to award state decoration to TATU duet
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paul and Heather McCartney to split up. Heather reported to be hopping mad
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Issac Hayes' wife gives birth to a boy who, once he is mated to TomKat's daughter, will bring forth the Kwizatz Haderach. Xenu is pleased
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(Some Brokeback Guy)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra's hubby Dave Navarro says gay encounters helped him realize he's not gay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Da Vinci Code" movie panned by critics, which just proves that the Vatican already got to them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg no longer allowed in Britain after airport brawl. Fo'shizzle
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Tue May 16, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman earns honorary degree. Oh, the Sean Hannity
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman admits she has gone urban
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get into a cat-fight in a Hollywood bar. Surprisingly, Lohan 's car was not involved
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(waleg)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix's has a new woman, reports say she likes frogs
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(Breitbart)
 
 
 
National Organization for Albinism is upset about albino villain in "Da Vinci Code": "There are no realistic, sympathetic or heroic characters with albinism that you can find in movies or popular culture." Powder surrenders
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
ABC not going to air repeats of "Lost" next year after furious fans complained about every single one this year
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks best work does not include "Sleepless In Seattle" or the drunk uncle on Family Ties
source: movies.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hollywood used to be brave and take chances. Where have all the Mel Brookses gone?
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan keeps denying she does drugs while working the druggy look, what an oxymoron
source: cityrag.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Ten actors who can take a folding chair to the face
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
"Amazing Stories" was one of the most amazing TV shows of the '80s, and X-E will tell you why. (Hint: Christopher Lloyd with a disembodied head.)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate National Orgasm Day than to have Pam Anderson tell you to stay away from meat? She's a fine one to talk
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
007 might be 008 if he doesn't lose some weight
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(BREITBART.COM)
 
 
 
Thailand censors "Da Vinci Code" flick to placate Christian protesters. Child prostitution apparently still okay
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(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Graphic sex talk has increased sales of romance novels
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Muslims are also offended by "Da Vinci Code": "We are prepared for violent protests in India if needed"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having thought it over, Boy George now considers that maybe all the drugs laying around his apartment just made him paranoid and it really wasn't a burglar that made him call the cops
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(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Afternoon tea with Ashley Olsen goes for $5,000. No word on how much it would cost to force-feed her a sammich
source: nysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's Mother's Day gifts were stolen, kicking off our celebrity coverage here on "Who Gives a Rat's Ass?" Tuesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Milla Jovovich is desperate to have babies
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore adamantly proclaims Wilmer Valderwhatever did NOT pop her cherry; celebrity-hottie-virginity-story trifecta in play
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
China considering ban on "M:I 3" because it shows their underwear. Apparently, their treatment of laundry is ancient Chinese secret
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney abandons Kabbalah, realizing it was just too difficult to spell
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TrekWeb)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart "astonished" that Star Trek XI will not star Next Generation crew, insists there are four lights
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Mon May 15, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Army surgeon general warns that new HBO documentary, "Baghdad ER," could trigger post-traumatic stress disorder in military personnel who watch it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A bluegrass tribute to Van Halen featuring David Lee Roth? Your dog wants to hear the banjo version of "Hot For Teacher"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official penultimate "24" discussion thread
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Uri Geller purchases Elvis' old house on Ebay, surprised to find there are no spoons
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Carmen shoots lesbo vid. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bijou Phillips lost her virginity in rehab to Evan Dando
source: mfcohen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Halle Berry not ruling out Catwoman sequel; Somewhere an Oscar statuette is crying
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(Egotastic!)
 
Boobies
 
Christina Aguilera gets naked to distract people from her music (SFW)
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(Zap2it)
 
 
 
ABC greenlights new series from "Lost" creator called "Six Degrees", which is like Lost but in New York instead
source: zap2it.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
A blogger with too much time on his hands nitpicks the 24 clock
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(ny daily news)
 
 
 
Oprah says that no, she is not Gayle's lesbian lover. They made out once when they were drunk, but that's it
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(perez)
 
 
 
Photo of Britney with rollers in her hair driving with her son incorrectly placed car seat. You can take the girl out of Louisiana
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
The reason Oceanic flight 815 crashed and what happens when the button isn't pushed to be revealed in "Lost" finale
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(Models on a Plane!)
 
 
 
Model rampages on a plane. Reporter, possibly a graduate of Fark University's Journalism program, uses word "Modzilla" in the headline
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson isn't the biological father of 2 of his children
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(star pulse)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe denies calling Sharon Stone "an orangutan." He does admit to calling her a poopy-face, but insists that she started it by stealing his crayons
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Can't tell if Lindsay Lohan is starting to look hot again or if it's just because she's standing next to Nicole Richie -- she's definitely getting "the girls" back though (safe for work)
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(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp tops Attention Whore list
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Persnizzle non gratizzle
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(gawker)
 
 
 
Lindsay Hohan's mom is writing a tell-all. Aimed at mothers who want to transform their innocent, talented children into floozy cash-cows, the book will be a guide to pimping and pushing your womb into a lucrative brand
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(Westfall Times)
 
 
 
NBC betting on Aaron Sorkin's new drama. Farker's bet on his next drug arrest being roofies
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(ultimateguitar.com)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit to recruit fan as new guitarist. Limp Bizkit has a fan?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a girl for Spice Girl Geri. Tens of fans rejoice
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Proving Hollywood isn't the only place out of ideas, here comes the stage adaptation of "Gladiator"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If Brett Ratner could stop messing with Lohan or partying with Diddy, he feels like he could be taken seriously as a film maker
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Nelly Furtado says she can be brainy, funny and "promiscuous." She must be promoting a new album
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards exercise restraint
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that David Blaine has failed as Aquaman, he wants to play Tarzan in Tanzania, where the tigers are on pace to kill 450 people this year. Should we tell him?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Top story: Jennifer Aniston tired of TV. Tune in at 7:00 p.m. to "Inside Extra Access Hollywood Insider Report"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican says of Davinci Code: "...shows mass ignorance... and promotes products that have nothing to do with the truth." Irony meter off the scale
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(MTV)
 
 
 
New "Hulk" sequel may be missing something important -- namely, the Hulk. Or at least the actor who played him last time around
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Hated "Resident Evil 2"? Jovovich promises third one will be "rad." That Milla is so hip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brittany Spears cheating?
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Britney Spears working on "crazy ass" new music. K-Fed keeps tapping that crazy ass in the meantime
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Clive Davis delivers donuts to Pearl Jam fans waiting in line to buy new album
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Victoria Beckham has new tattoo celebrating first time she had sex with David. Scientists attempt to conceive of an instrument powerful enough to measure the size of the damn that people don't give about this news
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Mattel finally allows Barbie to openly celebrate her inner tramp
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A shocked George Michael realizes sleeping while driving is dangerous
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Elton John celebrates anniversary of ballet musical by sporting a tutu. The Sun is there
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Alice Cooper gets key to the city. "He rocked a little too hard for me," the mayor said. "I wasn't quite angry enough to be into his music"
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Lawsuits filed by Phil Spector can proceed. Presumably, against his hair dresser
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