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Sun May 14, 2006
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(The Phoenix)
 
 
 
Another pretentious top 10 list (this time tv season finales), but don't pretend you won't look to see what's on it
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(comingsoon)
 
 
 
Yao Ming and Chris Tucker wanted for reverse Bruce Lee/Kareem Abdul-Jabbar fight in Rush Hour 3
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(SnakesonaBlog)
 
 
 
Sam Jackson talks Snakes on a Plane on "Ellen"
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(Virgin.net)
 
 
 
Pregnant Gwen Stefani has her ass handed to her by a sewing machine. No doubt, there are more details. Don't tell me, cause it hurts
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(SnakesOnABlog.com)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert discusses Snakes on a Plane and disparages "the age of irony"
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(I don't like you in that way)
 
 
 
Some stills and trailer for the Miami Vice movie (with Colin Farrell looking as if he needs an oil change)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 5 TV moms of all time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tearful Metallica singer recounts drugs abuse. Ex-fans play world's tiniest violin, then get sued for sounding like the S and M album
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(youtube.com)
 
 
 
He's really the Juggernaut, bitch
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Sat May 13, 2006
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey hires Garfunkle as body double
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sum 41 now Sum 40 as guitarist Dave Baksh subtracts himself from band
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(Stirred, not shaken.)
 
 
 
Happy 200th birthday to the cocktail. Post your favorite recipe
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After Chris Daughtry is sent home on Idol, his fans do the only American thing: Demand a recount of the votes
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(Some Piano Salesman)
 
 
 
Psychic says Kurt Cobain's spirit set to return as classical pianist
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Zany morning radio show guys tell audience that they're putting a four-month old kitten into a basket attached to several helium ballons before setting it aloft. Hilarity ensues
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner's penis frightens his masseuse
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(wish-tv)
 
 
 
Since their previous boycotts of films such as Life of Brian, Last Temptation of Christ, and Dogma have caused those films to be all but forgotten, the Catholic church prepares to boycott the Da Vinci Code
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Video of our favorite Mythbuster, Not Adam or Jamie -SFW
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Fri May 12, 2006
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp and George Clooney the best celebrities for giving fans autographs while Cameron Diaz is the worst. In related news, there are people who want Cameron Diaz's autograph
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(Some website)
 
 
 
"Film star and director Mel Gibson has launched a scathing attack on President George W. Bush, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilization in his new film Apocalypto."
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Racetrack contractor decides to take his van for a few laps. Last heard yelling, "Hey y'all watch this"
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Vonage survey says Faith Hill is hottest celebrity MILF
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(TV Week)
 
 
 
7th Heaven, once cancelled, having just aired its 'series finale,' will return for season 11 this fall
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Long Island Lolita, Lindsay Lohan, is such a drooling moron that she has to buy friends with scratch-off lotto tickets and crappy clothing from Urban Outfitters
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon confronts the rumors, insists her marriage is fine. In Hollywoodese, this of course means they'll be separated within 3 months, divorced in 7, and Wilmer "W-Va" Valderrama will be tagging her stuff like a madman in 8
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Paris Hilton's boobs are getting bigger (sfw)
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(starpulse)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez realizes her Hollywood stock ain't that high
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes' parents couldn't see their grandchild until two weeks after he was born. Someone -- Chuck Norris, Drew, Carrot Top -- please save Katie
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(MTV)
 
 
 
At Syracuse University, you can take a course studying the lives of Tupac and Lil' Kim
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This might be the the last motherfarking season of that sumbitch show "Deadwood" if those cocksuckers at HBO don't farking renew it
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(dlisted)
 
 
 
Whitney angry at article in National Enquirer about her alleged brain tumour. No comment about the crackhead articles though
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
This Nashvilian shocked, SHOCKED, that payola would happen in his town
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Party gets out of hand. Lawsuit filed against homeowner, who wasn't home. Judge says suit can continue, probably because homeowner hasn't made a decent movie in years. That would be Nick Nolte, in case you're wondering
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger renew bittter custody fight. ABL. A. Always. B. Be. L. Litigating. Always be litigating. Always be litigating
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
After her previous undercover exposé uncovers shocking truth that fat people are mistreated and men like strippers, Tyra Banks now blows the lid off prison life: It sucks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Linday Hohan sniffles through entire "Today Show" interview, wearing the same clothes she wore the night before
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Top five "Lost" theories. "Cruel practical joke intended to suck thousands of hours of life away from addicted fans" strangely absent
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Top 12 cheap-ass movies that found success
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera channels Billie Holiday, Otis Redding, Etta James and Ella Fitzgerald on her album. Um... what happened to the dirrrrrrty girl?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the house where Carol Burnett grew up, now is the time
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(defamer)
 
Video
 
Linday Hohan settles CoinSlotGate by telling Jay Leno that yes, that was not actually her ass
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton forgets the name of her video game at E3. We got Nada, indeed
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Blaine's next trickless trick will avoid all safety precautions, and either "you make it or you don't"; does not elaborate on what it will be, but many Farkers suggest it involve fire
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Who owns the Beach Boys' original hit music? Apparently a really greedy guy who bought it at a garage sale
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Elle MacPherson, 43 years old and still smokin' hot, says she has lots of "joyous and spontaneous" sex. Submitter typed this headline left-handed
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Comcast to make CBS shows available on demand. Now, all they need are some CBS shows worth demanding
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(Star)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise to sue fellow alien Joan Rivers over joke she made about paternity of his kid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists give up on that cure for cancer thing, decide to study why rock bands take so long to get out on stage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Among the bits O.J. Simpson filmed for his pay-per-view reality show: trying to sell his white Ford Bronco ("it helped me get away") to a used car lot; Goldman family not amused
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(Music News)
 
 
 
Fuel asks American Idol Chris Daughtry to replace it's frontman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J K Rowling: I've been having a hard time finding writing paper. Fans: Here, have 50 gazillion sheets, now STFU and GBTW
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Thu May 11, 2006
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Million Little Pieces" author James Frey admits his other book may be a steaming pile of made-up crap as well
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Ultimate Star Trek videogame will allow players to recreate epic space battle of Kirk vs. Khan
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(mediaweek.com)
 
 
 
Universal Music fined $12 million for manipulating "Total Request Live" and punishing us all with Lindsay Lohan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Finnish online Star Trek spoof on its way to having more viewings than "M:1 3"
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(C|Net)
 
Boobies
 
E3 booth babes: Then and now. (SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle's wife: "You're gonna walk away from $50 million?" Chappelle: "I'm Rick James, bitch"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez of "Lost" spent her time in jail writing poetry and singing showtunes with other girls
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(MTV)
 
 
 
George Lucas says Indiana's next crack of the whip will be tamer. Harrison Ford will have to keep one hand on the walker for balance
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
X-Men III actor had personal coffee assistant. Hmmm, who could that be? Coffee? Starbucks? Seattle? TV show?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That guy from Bon Jovi denies hittin' it with that gal from "Wild Things"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Funniest Mom in America comes from Pakistan -- worth it just for the bizarre juxtaposition of ads
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims responsibility for Nicole Richie's success. At least now we know who to blame
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson neither denies nor confirms getting a nosejob. No word yet if she plans on getting a talent transplant anytime soon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Puberty ate Lindsay Lohan alive
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China fights online gaming addiction by casting a spell on your character to make it suck after three hours. OMG HAX
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Blue Angels responsible for Kelly Clarkson's latest release
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(Leftlane)
 
Video
 
Tom Cruise struggles to open door of $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The media overexposes him, and then turns around and asks the question: 'Is he overexposed?', which is kind of ironic..."
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(The Sun Online)
 
 
 
Britney Spears annoucnes she'd "go nude on film." Why now? Why not 6 years ago when she was hot?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kelly Brook has sex, but not with you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's approval rating still four points higher than Bush's
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain voted the Greatest Hero in Rock and Roll by the British readers of WTF Magazine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bijou Phillips goes crazy at party, holds staffer against his will in bathroom for an hour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Wheel of Fortune " will add a text-message component to their "sweeps week" episodes to encourage viewers to play along at home. Your grandparents will be thrilled, once you explain to them what a text message is
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(chinadaily.com)
 
 
 
Angry rock singer destroys newspaper office and sets fire to a car for untrue things written about his family
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(jossip)
 
 
 
Lindsay Hohan tells the "Today Show" she's a "work-a-holic." Its easy to mispronounce "alcoholic" when you're drunk
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(AP)
 
 
 
Julia Louis-Dreyfus to host SNL this weekend on the condition she doesn't do that stupid dance
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(AP)
 
 
 
Round the clock "Torture the Sleep Deprived Parents of Babies" channel to debut
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(defamer)
 
 
 
Paramount making excuses as to why "M:I 3" was such a huge flop. Apparently, it was *not* because Tom is a big weirdo who freaked all of America out. Just FYI
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(pop sugar)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn has no plans to knock up Jennifer Aniston
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Paula cries and Simon's jaw drops as some guy you'll never hear about again gets voted off "American Idol" in shocker
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Fed up" with the music industry, David Bowie dares to try something never, ever, ever attempted before: Hold a rock festival featuring young, edgy acts
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(eonline)
 
 
 
Shocking developments in the "Knight Rider" motion picture project: Producers are indicating they're not interested in OG David Hasselhoff, or his high-wattage box-office heat
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(c-n.com)
 
 
 
God smites wooden elephant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, the real estate market in Bedrock is booming
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Wed May 10, 2006
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks in "Guinness Book of World Records" as Actor With Most Consecutive $100 Million Grossing Movies. DIAF, Tom Cruise
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is NOT out of ideas: "Malcolm in the Middle" kid to star as teenage virgin in love with girl into midgets and farm animals
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(Some Konman)
 
 
 
Kanye West sued for failing to return Mercedes-Benz after its lease expired. Car dealerships don't care about black people
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tom Petty strikes a blow against ticket scalpers
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(dgc360)
 
 
 
"American Idol" results show thread (spoilers)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Lutz, original owner of "haunted house" that spawned a brazillion crappy movies, has died of natural causes at 59
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
The three expressions of Jennifer Garner. That beats the David Caruso smirk and the Jennifer Finnegan "I'm smart and serious, really, I am" blank expression
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(ZTGD)
 
 
 
"Dance Dance Revolution" to become a children's TV show on CBS. Now kids can dance like wine-making slaves within the comfort of their own homes
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson wants to bite off the world's ears by singing in an Irish boy-band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andy Warhol's painting of Campbell's soup can sells for $11.7M at auction
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(Don Pixel)
 
 
 
Flash game: When the boy puts himself to shot, click on the girls who appear in order to throw them to the young with the objective of catch him
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne gets acting tips from Richard Gere, which is like getting fashion advice from Bill Gates
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown tells Tyra Banks he's 3.5 years sober -- not counting his drinking binges filmed on "Being Bobby Brown"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paramount concerned latest Cruise film may sink them and have started calling for budget cuts across the board. All hail Xenu
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's "personal files" found, to be released, featuring 49 songs recorded in the '70s. Features audio link to Cash reading "The Cremation of Sam McGee"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney Spears wants to do a movie with her "idol," George Clooney. If it's necessary, she'll get naked, too
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Guess the state in which TV stations will run a warning that the ABC bird-flu movie isn't real?
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(Starpulse News)
 
 
 
Keith Richards may miss out on pirate role, which is unfortunate since he grew up in the 1700s
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones deny Keith Richards suffered brain damage. No word on how they would know the difference
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman: Sex symbol of 12-year-old boys? Or a 12-year-old boy?
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(citypaper)
 
 
 
"Folks still dismiss fantasy and science fiction as hobbies for lonely, acne-scarred basement dwellers who download elf porn and masturbate to video games like 'EverQuest'"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney isn't happy, may be in talks to surprise divorce Cletus
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
John Travolta turning into a psycho like Tom Cruise. Here comes the Scientology
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Video of Britney on Letterman last night announcing she was pregnant and doing the Top 10. Cletus apparently makes up in sperm what he lacks in talent
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(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Nicole still loves Tom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The View" musical chairs continue: Star Jones leaving because Rosie called her a poser
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna worries that she is a bad mother, not realizing that Shaft is the only bad mother
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Tue May 09, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney finally breaks her silence on pro-life statue depicting birth of Baby Cletus: "No way is my ass that big"
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(Some Fishing Guy)
 
 
 
Can the U.S. get any lazier? ESPN2 announces that fishing shows up nine percent in ratings this year. The "Grass Growing Show" to debut in July
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student suspended for singing "On top of Ol' Smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug.''
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(TIME Magazine)
 
 
 
"When you play with an old-style [video game] controller, you look like a loser, a blank-eyed joystick fondler"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "Knight Rider" movie in the works
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stern may return to terrestrial radio, thanks to Citadel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Sims" creator Will Wright introduces new game based on evolution the lets gamer play God. This is not going to end well
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Though most of us would drop everything, Bruce Willis can't seem to find the time to shoot sex scenes with Halle Berry
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Brits make up yet another award to give to Sean Connery
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
All the razzle dazzle in the world doesn't help a Bronx high school after "Chicago" officials tells the school that their $7.00 performance of the musical is in a 75-mile no-compete zone with the $235 Broadway presentation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
David Blaine fails to set underwater record, and his head has shrunk to the size of a kumquat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson showed up to the NCLR ALMA awards with curly red hair and the weirdest-looking breasts ever
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(Deadline Hollywood)
 
 
 
People are buying dozens of tickets at a time to "Mission: Unpossible 3." Mere coincidence that it's happening at theater located near CO$'s "celebrity clam bar"
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Mon May 08, 2006
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton announces she's only taking applications from gay men. Because "gay guys are more fun and they dress better and they're usually hotter"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New 1.2-mile wooden roller coaster, with three 100-foot drops that give riders 24 seconds of weightlessness, opens in Holiday World theme park in Santa Claus, Indiana. Barf bag not included
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kenny Rogers unhappy with botched eyelid plastic sugery. You've got to know when to fold them, know when to fold them
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Disney to end its Happy Meal promotions with McDonald's because of worries about childhood obesity. Where will our fat kids get their crappy plastic movie toys now?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
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(Some Lips)
 
 
 
Bill Wyman quit the Rolling Stones because he didn't do enough drugs, "and because of this he was made to feel like an outcast"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Keith Richards Guitarbot survives head surgery. Doctors say he appears almost lifelike
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman's first reunion with his father Philander in over 10 years might have gone better except for his dad's entourage, the camera crew and thrown punches
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Workers constructing sites for the Beijing Olympics have uncovered ancient imperial tombs and a program from an early Rolling Stones concert
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to hear the newest music that isn't being played on the radio, you need to start hanging out at more strip clubs
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Who's behind your favorite movie scores? Nope, it's not Danny Elfman
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Catholic Cardinal: "We must not forgive and forget, but take action." Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and suprise
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Christina Aguilera: "I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes that covered my whole body"
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Following her strong showing in this past weekend's Kentucky Derby, Tori Spelling celebrates by getting married
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Box Office: Impossible
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Either Tom Cruise has started wearing lifts in his shoes to match Katie's height, or puberty's finally kicked in and he's going through a growth spurt
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Good news: Charlize Theron to star in "The Brazilian Job." The bad news is that it has nothing at all to do with wax
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Next time you enjoy a Coke, imagine the odds that Namor the Submariner just had sex with your mouth by proxy
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Keith Richards has surgery to remove blood clot from brain after fall from tree
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Adam Sandler has successfully spawned
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Industry analysts begin analyzing whether Tom Cruise's nutcase behavior explains disappointing box-office of "M:I 3"
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After being submerged underwater for five days, David Blaine complains that his skin is peeling off his hands
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