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Sun April 30, 2006
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(Some Singer)
 
 
 
Farker RobDenBleyker has released his second short animation, based on comics that he started doing at Fark
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Networks taking f*cking FCC to court over their goddamn inconsistent decency standards
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Time Magazine named most 100 influential people. Sean "Puffy" Combs made the list, Drew inexplicably absent
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Even though this comet has absolutely no chance of hitting Earth, it still wouldn't hurt to send Ben Affleck there to try to blow it up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Improv comedy the newest tool of business executives. "Say there have been layoffs... improv can help lighten the mood" says business executive who has clearly never been laid off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil on poker. Set phasers on "bluff"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears and K-Sped will be receiving regular visits from social services in the near future because they lack the intelligence to raise a child
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(Collector Car Trader)
 
 
 
Ecto-1 is up for sale -- for a paltry $150k. (That's a big Twinkie.)
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(You Tube)
 
Video
 
Hot Wolverine vs Sentinel action in X Men 3
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty unable to learn from fellow drug addict and girlriend, Kate Moss. Winds up arrested after photos of him being injected with heroin are published in a British tabloid
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Sat April 29, 2006
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian musicians to record labels and lawyers: Die in a fire
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(Some Accept/Except Guy)
 
 
 
Jaake Gyllenhaal aangers Gulf War v2.0 veteraans, saays they did jaack squaat aaccept haang aaround their tents aand maasturbaate aan haave spaank paarties aand yaank they daamn craanks
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jermaine Dupri likens himself to Anakin Skywalker. He feels he deserves more respect for making hit records and keeping Janet away from the buffet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry on July 1, and a Beatles tribute band will play the couple's favorite Beatles songs. And oh yeah, Tom Cruise is a giant douche. The Sun is there
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon gets death threats. It's so tough to be a rich, famous, beautiful and outspoken actress
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(Google)
 
 
 
Super Mario Bros...in live action
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vatican calling for boycott of "The DaVinci Code"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Animal Planet executive gives in and tells us what we all want to hear about: Horse flatulence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's Home designed by blind, retarded, Eastern European wedding planner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I think we can all agree that remakes of classic movies are bad but which is the worst?
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
NHL tries to get celebrities rinkside for playoffs, but it's a struggle: Steve Carell from 'The Office' declined, so they got the actress who plays Jan
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Movie theaters changing with the times and adding 21-Plus Screenings, where, if you're 21 or over, you can bring alcohol inside
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(nytimes)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks penned a lengthy tribute to his makeup artist in the New York Times. And appropriately, not to his hair stylist
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sony shortchanging artists on royalties
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trebek wins best gameshow host award; at least another decade of him sucking it long and sucking it hard expected
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
50 Cent puts Oprah on blast over her "creative editing" of his appearance on her show. Goes on to say "I'm actually better off having friction with her." In other news, a man actually enjoys having friction with Oprah
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Fri April 28, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daniel Baldwin busted for cocaine...AGAIN (with creepy strung-out pic goodness)
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(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson's breasts are like calf muscles. Fap
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne is going to every country until she gets a successful talk show
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(Breitbart)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek's cleavage wants your support for immigrants (with SFW pic)
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(female first)
 
 
 
Mariah picky about what touches her lips
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez blames her attitude problems on steroid use, resulting weener shrinkage
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Chinese astrologist has answer for all of Michael Jackson's problems: He needs to grow a mustache. Yep, that should do it
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(defamer)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone not a bad mom
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out Harvard student Kaavya Viswanathan didn't plagarize. Apparently, she had a ghost writer, so she didn't write the book at all
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(Jossip)
 
 
 
Manhunt.com + Al Roker + church = great scandal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New reality show to feature the acting skills of pr0n stars in a production called "My Bare Lady"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Writers of new movie about Flight 93 fabricated some details for dramatic effect. For instance, there were actually no snakes on the plane and Sam Jackson was not involved
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(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise skips press conference to go shopping for baby clothes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a Brangelina baby tourist boom in Namibia
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wes Anderson makes a commercial for AmEx, which means that the commerical will be too long, totally unfunny and beloved by pretentious douchebags
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Kellie Pickler says "American Idol" helped her accept imprisoned dad and absent mom; try exotic foods like spinach and calamari; swap makeup tips with Ryan Seacrest
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Reporters shocked, SHOCKED, to receive official Lollapalooza rolling papers festooned with slogan, "Fully baked rock and roll." When asked about it, festival producer asks, "Is there something wrong with them?'' (With pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denise Richards encouraged Heather Locklear to divorce her now-boyfriend Richie Sambora
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Human train wreck Pete Doherty injects an unconscious fan. Repulsive (not safe for work)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson is a big friend of chimpanzees. Which, of course, explains her marriage to Tommy Lee
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(AP)
 
 
 
Next time on "Stunt Junkies": Discovery Channel host discovers what can possibly go wrong when you try to parachute off the Empire State Building without permission
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(Ashland City Times)
 
 
 
The liberal country music establishment in "Nashville and New York" is trying to push the Dixie Chicks on the public, but patriotic Bush-loving true Americans should continue to boycott those unpatriotic bitches
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Turns out that Britain's Deputy PM's mistress is a total slapper
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seat cushions surrender as Rosie O'Donnell joins Star Jones and company on "The View"
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Thu April 27, 2006
(Some Magazine)
 
 
 
Alice In Chains to go on reunion tour
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
J. J. Abrams says, "No Trek for you"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell beats up a maid. No, this isn't a repeat. She beat up another maid
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(CBC)
 
 
 
James Cameron thinks 3D technology could save Hollywood. What, you thought he was going to say something about writing?
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Milla Jovovich is tired of looking at beefy men
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case 24/7 news coverage of his whereabouts isn't enough, Tom Cruise's complete NYC itinerary for "M:I3" promotions
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(entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Pink and Paris Hilton will meet at the International Festival of Suck, which is being held in Austria this year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Hoff's in panto. Oh no he isn't! Oh yes he is!
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liz Taylor is reportedly "close to death"; playing eenie-meenie-miny-moe to decide which husband to be buried next to
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg adds "violent disorder and affray" to his rap sheet while passing through Heathrow
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(Some ragtag fleet)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" prequel in the works. No. 6 wants her binky
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lyrics to the Neil Young song, "Let's Impeach the President"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands of Whedon fans want Serenity, equality
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Wed April 26, 2006
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Sammy or Diamond Dave: Which singer made Van Halen great (now that they're both lame)?
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(Starked LA)
 
 
 
Club Xenii is separating the A-listers from the not-so-A-listers
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(dgc360)
 
 
 
"American Idol" results show thread. Spoilers will definitely be held within
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Story about the Stones blowing off Bush's request to give up their room is false. Stories about the Stones having flappy arm skin during Super Bowls are true, however
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actress leaves production due to co-star Alec Baldwin's temper tantrums, repeated yelling of "Coffee is for closers"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore doesn't care to have the headline "orgasms unlimited" next to her face on the cover of a magazine. Then again, what did she expect from Cosmo?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sues J-Lo for stealing his TV show idea. Ask for monetary damages and an injunction barring further broadcasting of the show. That last part was granted, not by the courts, but by the viewing public
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the Elton John vampire musical is receiving less than stellar reviews
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Anime series "Star Blazers" cruises toward big screen. Nerds suddenly stop fapping their collective wave-motion guns in parents' basements
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Judge Judy" racks up 500th consecutive week as No. 1 courtroom show. Yes, people actually keep track of these things
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(Ms. Virginia)
 
 
 
Valeria Lewis rolls over the competition to become Ms. Wheelchair Virginia
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(Over the Top)
 
 
 
Some bookies are taking bets when Paula Abdul will go into rehab. There are even better odds if you parlay it with a bet on when "American Idol" will stop sucking
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Arbitron says nobody's listening to Air America. Network spokesman says they're lying, just like Bush, Rush and anyone who thinks Michael Moore is fat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise used to hitchhike with strippers
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
No need to fark up this headline: Ashlee Simpson feels lucky her chest isn't as big as Jessica's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Spector's murder trial is being pushed back until January 2007. Meanwhile, his hair is taking on a life of its own (with great pic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a need to fear, Underdog is here -- as a live action movie with Jason Lee as Underdog
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher slightly injured when lightbulb asplodes in her face. However, she's so used to things asploding in her face that she has developed a sort of immunity to this type of thing
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey pouting after being promised by Jann Wenner the cover of Rolling Stone, and ending up on the cover of US Weekly. How the not too mighty have fallen
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Producers of the new movie about the life of Michael Hutchence wants Johnny Depp for the lead role
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paparazzi struggle as Pitt-Jolie birth nears. Media inconsolable
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(AskMen)
 
Video
 
Simon's worst insults - a video compilation (sponsored link)
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins reforming. No one has the heart to tell Billy that despite his mom's praise, he still sounds like a bat getting tased
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(Rolling Stone Magazine)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder interviewed by Rolling Stoned magazine; equates Bush Administration's actions to "solo record" in terrible analogy
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Yet another remake of an old classic into new crap, Hollywood is remaking "Omega Man"... starring Will Smith
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(The Standard)
 
 
 
Four guys in Hong Kong create a boy band and rise to success. At the climax of the journey, they reveal it was all just a test to see if the media can be manipulated and release a documentary chronicling exactly how they did it
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology announces plans to finish city-block-sized building sometime next year, just like last year, year before, year before and year before that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 100 most important Canadian books ever written. Eh?
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(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
"Lost" star Michelle Rodriguez pleads guilty to drunk-driving charge, chooses jail time over community service
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Tue April 25, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Copperfield mugged after a show, uses trick to conceal his wallet
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(dgc360)
 
 
 
Official American Idol thread, only six remain
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(Futoncritic.com)
 
 
 
The landmark 650th episode of "Cops" features a suspect getting tasered, two men stuffing drug needles in their asses and a naked burglar taking a bubble bath
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(Idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
 
 
 
Transcripts of messages Charlie Sheen left on Denise Richards' voicemail
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Seacrest says he and Paula aren't speaking. Drunken Paula insists there's "nothing but love." Simon tries to hide his disgust for both
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest in a sad trend: Cindy Margolis to pose for Playboy 10 years too late
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White trash is the new mainstream. All your base are belong Cletus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Showtime wants to put your freakiest lesbian fantasies on cable TV
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson eyeing 50 Cent collaboration. Which is apparently all the money MJ has left
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(Virgin.net)
 
 
 
"Star Wars" set to be released in 3D. Most fans excited because when Princess Leia appears on screen, it will be the closest they ever come to having breasts in their face
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Apparently Jessica Simpson knows how to write. BlogStar will host her celebrity blog. Tens of fans rejoice
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Chris Rock hires private eye to find out if he impregnated model. Submitter daydreams about how nice it would be to have sex with so many models that you need an investigator to find out if you slept with that one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study shows that ads using celebrities everybody hates to the point of wishing them dead just might hurt product sales
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner discovers that no one wants a private performance either after being named as celebrity involved in Scottish hotel sex case
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"Posh" will be king one day, leaving Becks in the dust
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four words: Maury Povich sex scandal
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria: "The Housewives are bigger than the Beatles"
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(Captain Kirk's Ghost)
 
 
 
Top 10 ways to improve the new "Star Trek" movie. Dead horse heard groaning, preparing itself for asskicking
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
"The Dude" almost turned down his role. Nobody #@$%s with the Jesus
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(NYDailyNews)
 
 
 
Musician's father dies of heart attack, so musician holds annual benefit shows for Heart Association. Just before 20th anniversary show, musician needs heart surgery himself, is helped by research he funded
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Rachel Hunter's twin went out to dinner hours after having Rod Stewart's baby
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
K-Fed wows the girls with his flamboyantly gay rap gestures at his listening party (SFW)
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
You don't know the history of changing diapers. I do
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(Some Russian)
 
 
 
Caught: How Disney reused scenes in many classic animations
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That guy in Bon Jovi who was dumped by Heather Locklear now known as "that guy" seen making out with Denise Richards
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Ten-six of top 10 forgotten movie hotties. Who should be the top five?
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Mon April 24, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen is saying he is part of a smear campaign to "discredit" him. Accuses his ex-wife, CIA operatives and an angry one-armed monkey he knows is watching him from somewhere
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Make guitars, not war
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(AP)
 
 
 
Entertainment group to launch $300-million campaign to teach parents to monitor what their kids watch on TV. Common sense surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN picks up on some new movie called "Snakes on a Plane"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The end is near: Media companies pitching ads for 6/6/06 to scare the bejebus out of people, mostly to hawk books and movies about someone named Aunty Christ
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ratner re-gifts blanket to Lohan, not realizing of course that original gift-giver had left him a little something special in it
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Namibian Special Forces called into action to eliminate the threat of the terrorist paparazzi stalking prominent Namibians Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"X-Files" Gillian Anderson separates from husband. Chat rooms erupt with "I want to believe" posts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court: Sex jokes on "Friends" not harassment
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(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
"Saved by the Bell" did so well in the ratings on Cartoon Network that NBC is ordering 30 new episodes of the original cast
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Britney Spears and K-Fed have a very public fight. Remove his shirt, stick a Marlboro in her mouth and you got an episode of "Cops"
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