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Sun April 09, 2006
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron vows to not marry until all gay couples are allowed wed, that sound you hear is gay people everywhere slapping their foreheads in frustration
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(First Amendment Center)
 
 
 
Vegas Authorities to rappers; "Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
More than 2000 people sign full-page advertisement promising to boycott TV channel for one year, or until such time it takes to respect the authoritah of Mary, Mother of Jesus
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Charles and Camilla mark first wedding anniversary - with a bag of oats and a quick trot around the bedroom
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(Soap box diva)
 
 
 
Pop star Pink wants the music industry to let her perform nude at shows, also says "she is disgusted by the popularity of Hilton's raunchy sex-tape and is concerned that girls are turning to unsuitable role models."
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
History Channel to air series on 10 important days in history you probably don't think about. Creation of fark.com strangely missed the cut
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy 80th birthday to Hugh Hefner, and thanks for all the boobies. Hef claims 80 is "the new 40", apparently already forgetting half his life
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Philly urologist writes a rap song ripping Terrell Owens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Which 80's child star was seen stumbling drunk out of a Vegas club with big-boobied babes bouncing up to him? Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, cause he's the anti-Christ
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(Google)
 
Video
 
Toyota Ad - It's a trap
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry refuses lap dances at London strip club, telling strippers only his girlfriend gets the royal scepter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
National Zombie Day announced
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(Staten Island Live)
 
 
 
The average family will spend $10,000 to $15,000 on their daughter's 16th birthday this year
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(Modbee.com)
 
 
 
Three gang members tried to ambush a rival but ended up killing one of their own. Looks like someone failed Drive By Shooting School
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(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who talks about becoming his childhood hero. "It doesn't seem plausible that you should suddenly get your own Tardis"
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Sat April 08, 2006
(InternetCelebFan)
 
 
 
The Internet Celebrities of Today
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(DerekHail.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton eats bacon
source: derekhail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 reasons to love Hank Williams, Jr. Really
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(Banterist)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton the video game is available for the X-Box. Not safe for work
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash releases more albums now than he did when he was alive
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stanislaw Lem, writer of the best science fiction you've never read, has died
source: arts.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Stateless guy)
 
 
 
What is your favourite song from the Simpsons?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TV networks finally get around to figuring out that people want access to TV shows on the web
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheesyness at it's best, Kull the Conqueror. What's your favorite bad movie?
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Furious TV critic vows to never watch "American Idol" again after Mandisa gets voted off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Writers Guild Of America names "Casablanca" the best movie script of all time, disappointing the guy who penned "Beverly Hills Ninja"
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Fri April 07, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN wins Peabody award for telling us about Anderson Cooper's courageous bout with Katrina
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(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston had cocaine-fuelled lesbian sexual encounters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Houvouras makes what are commonly known as "farks" -- he's not sure where the term came from
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Because there's no tragic disaster too big for Hollywood: here comes the epic 2004 tsunami miniseries
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Ousted Idol finalist Mandisa defends outspoken "spirituality," awaits call from Ruben Studdard. Local Ryan's Buffet put on high alert
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hollywood's latest gamble to turn its luck around? Remaking the old Burt Reynolds movie, "Sharky's Machine"
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Southern Tennessee radio station switches to Air America and promptly disappears from the ratings. Bonus: It was a Top 10 station when it played elevator music
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If Carmen Electra would stay at home long enough, Dave Navarro would like to start a family
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Actress Lucy Liu is a UNICEF ambassador, artist and accordion player. And, from this interview, she sounds really nice
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt's "bodice" so large, it elicits ghostlike moans
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Calista Flockhart finally admits she had a eating disorder, but she insists she's all right now
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebrity Roundhouse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston and Ellen Degeneres house hunt together. Vince who?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt trying to persuade Angelina Jolie to star in "Gigli 13"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(variety)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg to sponsor "On the Lot," which is going to be like "American Idol" with the winner getting a director's job at Dreamworks
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Top five 80s coming-of-age sex comedies, most of which featuring recent ex-virgin ending up at abortion clinic alone while nice guy drives around listening to Ingram James
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul straight-up assaulted at party by cold-hearted man, almost knocked out
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Thu April 06, 2006
(MTV)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey wants all her fans to smell just like her
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fan fills in for injured Tommy Lee at Motley Crue concert, on the condition that he not be required to have sex with Pamela Anderson
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(Celebrity Roundhouse)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes is resisting the Dark Side and giant binky
source: celebrityroundhouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer discovers a colon cancer benefit for Katie Couric's dead husband is probably not the best place to regale an audience with his past sexcapades
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New director named for "Dallas" movie. Doesn't matter who it is, he'll wind up being credited as Alan Smithee when it hits theatres for its four-day run
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell tells Ryan Seacrest (rumored to be dating Teri Hatcher), "Lose the beard"
source: entertainment.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(gamespot)
 
 
 
Capcom releases music on iTunes, now I can walk out in public and hadoken someone's ass in character
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sandra Bernhard is sexy as hell
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones arrive for concert in mainland China. Keith Richards fondly remembers last visit during Ming Dynasty
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty declares himself bigger than John Lennon. Jesus takes note
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton on her boobs: "I think it's hot; I never have to wear a bra"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Flea found it offensive that Anthony Kiedis slept with his sister. "I read it (Anthony's autobiography) while we were writing the album and I couldn't read the rest of it because I didn't want bad feelings to compromise it"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Schwartz is weak in this one. Mel Brooks plans to bring Young Frankenstein to Broadway, eventually make a movie of his play
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Poll finds Katie Couric may not be enought to lift ratings for "CBS Evening News" out of cellar. In other news, plans for Morley Safer to undergo colonoscopy on TV move forward again
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pop Sugar)
 
 
 
Is Katie Holmes faking her pregnancy (with eyebrow raising pics)?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten nude scenes we didn't need to see (SFW)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Today" reporter has the audacity to ask Jennifer Aniston if she is marrying Vince Vaughn. Oh no you dinnit-larity ensues
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Katie Couric's replacement on "Today" has a -- let's say "casual" -- attitude toward wearing unmentionables. (Fifth item)
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rush set to release three different concert DVDs of past tours
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby considers suing Cletus for all the money Britney's got. "I think Vanilla Ice is a superstar compared to this guy."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Announcing "Maximum Cowbell," 16 of the greatest cowbell songs in the history of the world
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
With all the problems of the world under control and no serious questions left to ask, journalists put it to Alec Baldwin and Ann Coulter: Would they consider having sex with each other?
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Atari Lynx - the handheld video game system that time forgot
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Censorship robbed Basic Instinct 2 viewers of the only reasons to watch it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson making another movie in a dead language. Figures that Aramaic hid crappy dialog so well in last one, so now using Yucatec Maya in next film
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dave Matthews band calls end to long holdout and starts making its digital crap available to fans on iTunes. Band offering free downloads this weekend if you live in Chicago
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Wed April 05, 2006
(E!)
 
 
 
"South Park" wins Peabody, television's most esteemed award. Take that, you fruity little club
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(Ace)
 
 
 
Elisha Cuthbert Wins Sexiest Hair (Sexy PICS)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
From today's "You can patent that?" file: Netflix suing Blockbuster for stealing the idea of "I want that one when I'm done with this one"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
A match made in heaven, the National Enquirer announces it's moving back to Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff files papers to have his wife committed for leaving him (with pic that screams "Photoshop me")
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Eminem divorces again. Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger...
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Maxim ensures that Eva Longoria's scantily clad boobies will, for a time, be visible from space
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dreamy "Inside Man" star James Ransone enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and chasing down rapists while beating them with an iron bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Record label "Grim Towne" and aspiring rapper "20-Roc" ask fans to write graffiti on homes for $100 prize; are later shocked, just shocked, when authorities believe the graffiti is gang-related
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Beyonce vows to help Whitney Houston, hold crackpipe steady while Whitney lights it
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
It's hard out there for a pimp: Suge Knight files for bankruptcy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In another case of country-music lyrics writing themselves: Garth Brooks' ex-wife kidnapped at gunpoint
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne gets soup thrown at her after her performance in the Vagina Monologues
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC releases some Super Bowl complaints from this year. Basically any ad featuring attractive women got panned by the "concerned families" that complained
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(Celebrity Roundhouse)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt and George Clooney break up. "It got weird"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to interviewers: Jennifer Aniston will not invite you to her wedding if you ask her about it
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" wins a Peabody Award. Bill O'Reilly surrenders
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Singer Gene Pitney died, whoever that is
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(IGN)
 
 
 
IGN's top 10 ways to die in videogames. "WTF I HIT THE @#$%ING JUMP BUTTON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIAT" curiously absent from list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gold teef not stupid-looking enough for you? Bling industry to the rescue
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(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz wins undisclosed settlement in suit over topless photos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba, Playboy end spat with Hefner apology, as opposed to the proper way: Oil wrestling
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The Red Hot Chili Peppers unveil new tour details. No dates or venues yet, but they did list cities they'd like to perform in
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
John Stamos joins cast of "ER." His older brother still available to hit high F
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz will not show us her breasts
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise gets support for silent birth belief. Oh wait, it's from John Travolta
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Stations complain that people are downloading NPR podcasts instead of listening to the pledge drives on the radio
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Billy Barty foundation not happy with Britney Spears, calling her "wicked" and "sick." I guess plans for Britters to play Dorothy in "Wizard of Oz" would end in a Munchkin blood bath
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(Some Cowbell)
 
 
 
Walken to star as ping-pong-crazed crime boss in "Balls of Fury." He's got a fever, and the only prescription is more ping-pong
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Tue April 04, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man dies in real life, so his World of Warcraft friends log into his account to allow players to pay their respects. Opposing guild promptly shows up at the virtual funeral and slaughters everyone in attendance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
From the "You Knew It Was Coming" Department: Record labels pushing Apple to charge more than $0.99 a song
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The long awaited Hank Williams, Jr. mugshot
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton bitches that fame has gone to Nicole Richie's head
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holly Valance to make TV appearance as a lap dancer
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Girl sings for 21 days in a row online, gets recording contract with Sony
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson's next role: Blonde bimbo lifeguard in "Baywatch" movie. Should be a real stretch for her
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Die Hard" director charged for wiretapping the producer of the hit movie "Rollerball"
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(Some Videogamer)
 
 
 
Bob Ross' estate brings "Happy Trees" to videogames
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone announces 10 bands that are supposed to be cool because they say they are and they are cooler than you
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(FlakMag)
 
 
 
Five old TV shows that could become decent movies, especially with Samuel L. Jackson in them -- and five that can't, even with Samuel L. Jackson in them
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(Dr. X)
 
 
 
All you 80s rocker Farkers will have some questions answered today: Queensryche releases "Operation Mindcrime 2"
source: users.totalise.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Director of upcoming "Dallas" film quits over casting choices. Travolta as JR? J-Lo as Sue Ellen? What could possibly go wrong?
source: yourmovies.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli is not turned on by sex, thank the lord
source: postchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Sam Jackson and John Cusack team up in adaptation of Stephen King's "Ghosts in a Hotel Room"
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise had a hard life growing up with his dad
source: et.tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Ten percent of workforce expected to call in sick today as "Brokeback Mountain" arrives on DVD
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
TomKat Jr. due to pop any minute. "Bio-readouts are all in the green, looks like she's alive. Well, there goes our salvage, guys."
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"CSI: Miami" is the single greatest television show ever produced at any time, anywhere
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(CelebrityRoundhouse.com)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson likes her orgasms slow
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Warren Beatty wants to make a "Dick Tracy" sequel (with amusing pic of some people in space)
source: famulus.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NBC's Katie Couric may have reached deal to anchor CBS Evening News, according to ABC
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starked)
 
 
 
Prince to perform on "American Idol" for contestants that were born after he was popular
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study finds more ads for fast food on BET than on other TV stations. Jesse Jackson plans investigation on whether McDonald's is racist
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba angry at MTV bosses who tricked her into kissing a chimpanzee. Monkey rated her kissing at six out of 10
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Wiki)
 
 
 
All the April Fools jokes unleashed last Saturday, on one convenient page
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Swirly Photoshop Magic and a hundred million dollars in dog years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie hold a party at their parents house, completely trashing it. Article includes pics of the surprisingly hittable looking daughters of Fergie
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Suge Knight may lose Death Row records after blowing off another court appearance, again raising the perennial theological dilemma of why bad things happen to good people
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 03, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Web stories ranked by hype level
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
source: fox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Former B.E.T. host blasts the network and the "destructive messages" in music videos for black youth. "I felt like I was hurting (black people) by doing what I was doing." Aaron McGruder unavailable for comment
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Game reviewer fears new game "Oblivion" will take over his entire life
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt is miserable living with Angelina Jolie in an ordinary Paris district
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gorilla Mask)
 
Video
 
Asian man videotapes himself eating a cactus. Goes about as well as you might have expected. "Video" trumps "Dumbass" tag
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC: Madonna's U.S. tour will include "Chicago, Boston, San Jose, Phoenix, Fresno, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Atlantic City, Miami, Montreal..."
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
An 80-year-old Jerry Lewis to guest star on "Law & Order." France briefly lowers the white flag
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifty greatest independent films
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(IDLYITW.com)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen is pissed off at Jake Gyllenhaal for saying that "Brokeback Mountain" was "terrifying" because he had to kiss a guy. "Suppose I'd said the most appalling thing I ever had to do was kiss Helen Mirren?"
source: idontlikeyouinthatway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlantic Records)
 
 
 
Old and busted: East Coast/West Coast rap rivalry. New hotness: Hacidic reggae artist Matisyahu and Muslim MC Lupe Fiasco
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD. David Beckham has OCD
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Director of the first "Basic Instinct" says it's bombing because George Bush has "banned anything that is erotic in the United States"
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Historians angry that Scarlett Johansson will play 14-year-old in new movie, but interestingly not because her rack is too big
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Susan Sarandon wants outside organization to monitor U.S. election, thinks Bush represses people such as rich, famous and outspoken Hollywood actresses
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Top 10 cities in the world with the best food
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Howard Stern turns into crimefighting Fartman after lunatic spits in his girlfriend's face
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The 100 unsexiest men in the world. Gilbert Gottfried is No. 1
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Theaters decide to show trailer in NYC for upcoming 9/11 movie "United 93." What could possibly go wrong?
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In unintended tribute to dinosaurs, aging hippies rock to Steve Miller and Linda Ronstadt in crater of ancient volcano
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