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Sun April 02, 2006
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(BBC)
 
 
 
No. 1 song in the UK got there without selling a single CD. Legal downloaders can now come out of the closet
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morely Safer becomes '60 Minutes' senior reporter. Lesserly Dangerouser passed over for the job, again
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Completely secure in whoring himself out to Apple, Bono complains about being used
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(6)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pink believes she is psychic and her special powers saved her father from boarding plane that crashed
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(15)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"When Prince starts making records Tipper Gore would approve of you know the man has jumped the shark"
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(71)
 
(Same Gal)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shows her ass at the Nick Kids's Choice Awards (pic maybe NSFW)
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ice Age 2 brings in a mammoth $70.5 million over the weekend, nearly 22 times the amount of Basic Instinct 2
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Heather Locklear be the next urban cougar?
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(4)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In further blow to what little credibility they still possess, Green Day named Favorite Band at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards, edging out The Wiggles and Doodlebops
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia's salmon colored toilet stolen. Police examining skid marks left at the scene
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" came to be because the songwriter was too drunk to pronounce "In The Garden Of Eden"
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(43)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
20 Years ago, Wil told Jack Bauer to 'Suck my fat one'
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(57)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Top Ten killer movie seductresses. With photo goodness
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(123)
 


Sat April 01, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Farley's image to be used in advertising for drug and alcohol treatment, still a great motivational speaker
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan spins the celebrity-cult wheel, lands on Kabbalah
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(27)
 
(gavinevans.com)
 
 
 
Captivating images, revealing the personality instead of the person. Click 'portraits'
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pink claims Kristanna Loken has "better tongue action" than her husband
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(11)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sitcom star Frankie Muniz signs 2-year contract to become professional racecar driver. At best, expected to finish in the middle
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(13)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell tried to keep her maid from going to the hospital and the police after she injured her with a crystal-encrusted cell phone upside the head
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brokeback banned in Bahamas for "extreme homosexuality" in a move that could impact future distribution strategies for Tom Cruise films
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(8)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Model Kate Moss has to forfeit lawsuit against documentary makers because she could not deny that she was snorting cocaine in the picture they had presented. Insult added to injury when she has to pay for her opponent's legal defense
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(7)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jazz saxophonist Jackie McLean upgrades to harp
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(7)
 
(iol.ie)
 
 
 
"These days the publication of a Harry Potter is a process of frank insanity."
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(49)
 
(DumpAlink)
 
 
 
Carlos Mencia takes Kanye West down a notch or two. Dit da dehhh
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(37)
 


Fri March 31, 2006
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Angry Howard Stern lashes out at ungrateful fans who don't want to pay to listen to him
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(297)
 
(Team Tiger Awesome)
 
Video
 
28 Days Slater - A short film about A.C. Slater
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(14)
 
(Much Music)
 
 
 
Courtney Loves sells a 25 percent share of Nirvana's catalogue to a music publishing house. "We're going to be very tasteful, and take Nirvana places it's never been before"
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(32)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham wants to release a style-and-beauty guide, so women everywhere can learn to look like a bag of antlers
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(5)
 
(FMQB)
 
 
 
Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo to wed. Even the losers get lucky sometimes (third story)
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
April Fools prank disappoints Huey Lewis and the News, Bangles fans. In other news, there are still fans willing to pay to see Huey Lewis and the News and the Bangles
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(10)
 
(NBC)
 
Video
 
Fake NBC PSAs from the cast of "The Office." The more you know...
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(111)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Thanx to a little help from her friend Kim Catrall, Britney Spears has mastered the "art of felattio"
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra is having an aerial circus hoop installed in her home so she can do "tricks" for Dave Navarro
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(10)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone's threesome was cut from Basic Instinct 2 so it could get an R rating
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For all of you millionaire rap moguls out there, Kimora Lee is back on the market
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(19)
 
(Macleans)
 
 
 
Movie promises hot "troll-on-girl action"
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theater execs fight against shortening time between suckitude hitting theaters and heading to DVD
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(199)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Busta Rhymes in the club with the champagne bottle. Colonel Mustard unavailable for comment
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell released on bail so she can shake it for Nelson Mandela
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(6)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Shakira says Wyclef Jean appeared to her in dream. Other two Fugees consider remake of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"
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(7)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves: It's "Glitter the Musical"
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(8)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow shocks New Yorker diners by drinking a bottle of Guiness "which experts say is good for pregnant women in small doses because of its high iron content"
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(26)
 
(WireGirl.com)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra spreads her legs on the Jay Leno Show and stunned Rob Schneider (safe for work)
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case any ladies (or guys) want to know, Matt LeBlanc will soon be available again
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(4)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Quick quiz: Which entertainment industry is giving consumers more choice: A) Mainstream? B) Porn?
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(77)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
"Da Vinci Code" author's wife makes him wake up at 4:00 a.m., hang upside-down like a bat when he has writer's block, and once made him publish a book about romantically frustrated women under pseudonym Danielle Brown
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pictures of the Hollywood Hillbillies, Britney and K-Fed, posing with the midgets she hired for his birthday
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(169)
 
(Some Cowbell website)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken is 63 today -- let's all get him some more cowbell
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(152)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Brando's rare screen test for "Rebel Without a Cause" to be included in new DVD set. Producers excited to find any Brando footage that can be shown on 4:3 aspect ratio
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(9)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert on Sharon Stone's vagina: "So outrageous and preposterous it is either (a) suicidal or (b) throbbing with a horrible fascination. I lean toward (b)"
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(25)
 
(Broadcasting & Cable)
 
 
 
CBS names cartoon block "Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party." No word if Michael Jackson is invited
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(8)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise plans to open a restaurant. One crazy burger coming up
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sharon's breasts are lopsided, declare veiwers of "Basic Instinct 2" premier. In other news, submitter offers free exam, risk assessment
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(104)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
The guy who wrote the "Contract of Wifely Expectations" claims in court it was a joke and a fantasy both he and his wife enjoyed
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(10)
 
(Gareth-Michael Skarka)
 
 
 
Role-playing game industry fails its saving throw against girls and beer
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(215)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rumors swirling that Friday will be David Lee Roth's last day as morning DJ
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(18)
 


Thu March 30, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fanboys worldwide adjust curiously tight pants, hold breath in anticipation of launch of new "Dr. Who" series
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(30)
 
(playbill.com)
 
 
 
Oliva Newton John roller disco movie Xanadu to be remade as Broadway musical. And the moon became as blood
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan hits on George Clooney at nightclub. George considered at significant disadvantage, since last time he was attacked by vicious bloodsucking harpies, Harvey Keitel and Juliette Lewis were there to help
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey claims he saw a ghost during his stay at the Roosevelt Hotel. Handlers too polite to inform him it was the likely the remains of his time in the public eye
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(8)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"Sin City" characters -- even dead ones -- returning for sequel
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling has a new show and boobs to go with it
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A PSA on how crack is made to clear up some of the images of Whitney Houston's drug den that may have confused a few people
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(140)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ruben Studdard will fight gangs with after-school music parties. Eye bleach goes on temporary back-order as Farkers try to wipe image of Ruben Studdard in Michael Jackson "Beat It" outfit from their brains
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(4)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different... Monty Python actor's book to become required reading in British schools
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(10)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Family of Notorious B.I.G. gets a golf check from the city of L.A.
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(3)
 
(Vyuz.com)
 
 
 
Balding, geriatric porn star afraid to be seen with grandkids
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Duran Duran tops poll of "worst album of all time"
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(37)
 
(WireGirl.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Betty Crocker girl, thinks about Playboy
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Mission Impossible 3" stuntman sues after being badly burned on set; claims that "The Thetans will help you. Be silent" is a piss-poor substitute for fire extinguishers and First Aid kits
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(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rumor: Unstable supermodel Naomi Campbell smacks around another employee
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Basic Instinct 2" reviewed as the Shannon Tweed straight-to-video vehicle it truly is at heart
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(10)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has lost relevancy as George Lopez becomes latest recepient
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You can look forward to three more years of speculating as to what drugs and underage contestants Paula Abdul is doing
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: "Prison Break" will get another season
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
James Dean museum in Gas City Indiana closes for good. No word on what to do with all the unused sausage products
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake comes out of the hole he was hiding in, says Britney dropped the ball with Cletus, calls him "gross"
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(11)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Wilmer Valderrama doesn't think he did anything wrong telling Howard Stern that he had anal sex with Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt
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(64)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford says: "I hate the Internet". Adds: "Get off my lawn"
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(34)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Finally the break in the case we've all been waiting for: "Sopranos" stars analyze Scalia's gesture
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clooney auctions off his sack for charity
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(5)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Delta Burke breaks ankle during rehearsals of play by actually trying to put her full weight on it
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(5)
 
(Crapazoid.com)
 
Video
 
Star Jones nailed with a football -- this is great
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(23)
 
(Some Darb)
 
 
 
Today's gratuitous dig at Courtney love brought to you by Get Fuzzy
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(2)
 
(Anti Music.com)
 
 
 
Anti-idol dude that started Votefortheworst.com is getting death threats from Kellie Pickler fans
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(8)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion AV Club takes a look at eight certain failures that somehow didn't fail
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora breaks arm. Publicist denies incident occured while Richie was grudge-fapping at that really hot poster of Heather Locklear
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(5)
 
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Top 10 music videos of the 1980s. Including videos
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(175)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lifetime is in the midst of a makeover, hoping to appeal to a younger audience of idiots
source: madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 


Wed March 29, 2006
(RadioAndRecords.com)
 
 
 
CBS radio denies firing David Lee Roth, says Sammy Hagar's arrival is purely coincidental
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(9)
 
(Lockedown)
 
 
 
Official "Lost" discussion thread
source: oceanicflight815.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Starked)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken and a handful of tits
source: starked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Victoria Silvestedt hit in face by hockey puck -- she and her big fake boobies are fine
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Fully driveable "Star Wars" landspeeder. Now you too can bulls-eye wamprats back home
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(20)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone's vagina talks about "Basic Instinct 2"
source: hypecasting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Discovery's "Cash Cab" a sleeper hit, despite bad timeslot and very little promotion
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher are an item. It's a tough call on who got the short end of the stick in that one
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
K-Fed to release album in August, so there's still plenty of time to stock up on earplugs
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(wikiquote.org)
 
 
 
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic.' 'Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right." One year ago, Mitch Hedberg di
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas is worried about American cultural imperialism
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(148)
 
((Some Turner Broadcasting System)
 
Video
 
TBS confirms what we always thought about Frodo and Samwise
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(12)
 
(Jossip)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the foul, execrable bathroom Whitney Houston is fond of locking herself in whenever she starts wilin' out on another of her signature crack binges
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(19)
 
(Newsday.com)
 
 
 
"United 93" to debut at Tribeca Film Festival. Trailer suggests film is the most realistic re-enactment of a non-snake related terrorist attack on a plane
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(12)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ten years since "Trainspotting" was released. Your American dog wants subtitles
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Arquette family will be honored at a luncheon in May to celebrate their contributions to acting. Yes, they are including David, too
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker struggles to keep her "svelte" figure since she turned 40
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(31)
 
(she's fat!)
 
 
 
Britney's bodyguards suing for additional pay, presumably because there is more of Britney's body to guard these days
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(8)
 
(imdb last item)
 
 
 
"Dark Shadows" creator Dan Curtis dies. Barnabas Collins, Zuni fetish doll inconsolable
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(13)
 
(superficial)
 
 
 
Sinead digs dudes with gray pubes -- maybe she was just pissed at the pope because he wouldn't do her
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(9)
 
(tonight.co.za)
 
 
 
In what has to be a veiled abstinence drive, Kelly Osbourne to take up residence in a brothel
source: tonight.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Skin Game: Why can't Denzel Washington score with white women on screen?
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Moore, the best of the Bonds, says he never liked guns. No problems with the hotties, though
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(57)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone considers Playboy. Heffner being treated for senility
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(9)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Record company decides that The Beatles should quit smoking, cuts off two of Ringo's fingers to teach him a lesson
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nicollette Sheridan is a dud in the sack. Either that, or the ex-fiance who made that claim simply can't deliver the goods
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(8)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Good: A sex tape with Sienna Miller has been making the rounds on the Internet. Bad: It involves another woman and a horse
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(156)
 
(I wanna get under her chassis.)
 
 
 
The cars from Pixar's "Cars" exist in sheetmetal. Here comes the science
source: gizmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cruise gives owner of borrowed uterus an iPod to cope with labor pains
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(15)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan's daughter thinks Jessica Simpson is fake and has the hots for Jess's estranged hubby Nick Lachey. We'd all pay to see a celebrity death match of these two families
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(15)
 
(Virgin.net)
 
 
 
It's not unusual / to be knighted / by the queen
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Farker and his friends make a video rebuttal to annoying anti-cigarette ad. (NSFW language)
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(320)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Strange: Rapper the Game admits he burned his family's house down. Stranger: When he was four. Fark.com: By peeing in the heater
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cletus donates his hair to charity. Spokesperson says, "He supports the cause and hopes it will help promote his new album."
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Loni Anderson would finally give in to a Playboy pictorial for a lifetime's supply of certain shoes and lingerie. Mitigating factors for Farkers: 59 years old, not Bailey Quarters
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(23)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whitney Houston has become a half-toothless crack addict who hangs out in dangerous drug dens and sees demons in fits of dope-induced paranoia"
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(24)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The headlines that write themselves: "Ice Age" Sequel Has Poop Jokes But No Sloth Lovin'
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(11)
 


Tue March 28, 2006
(Some Prehistoric Smokers)
 
Video
 
Before they hawked children's vitamins, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble had a gay old time pushing Winston cigarettes
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
If Canada doesn't stop hunting seals, then they'll never get to see another Morrissey concert
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Kevin Smith tells the whole Nicole Richie story
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson asks for a meeting with the Canadian PM over the seal hunt. In other news, it appears as if someone bought her a thesaurus
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(Daily Variety)
 
 
 
Dethroning "Snakes on A Plane" as greatest movie ever: Christopher Walken in "Balls of Fury"
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(31)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Homewrecker Brad Pitt to narrate PBS series on architecture
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People over at Disney Feature Animation, for one, are no longer welcoming their new Pixar overlords
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(21)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"Oh Face" Guy tries to break "Office Space" curse: He'll be getting 10 bucks for that look off Nebraska Avenue soon
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise wants you to ask him really tough movie questions (must have Yahoo account to post)
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(251)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan injured by stuntman wearing wrong shoes. Stunt Diet Coke can unavailable for comment
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(7)
 
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Ira Glass fans rejoice. "This American Life" greenlighted by Showtime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elton John's "Gnomeo & Juliet" Disney project is a gno-go
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(7)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Dateline NBC" has its May sweeps "Internet underage-sex-predators sting" story in the can
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Short on cash, here comes the Wacko book of poems and pictures. Have we not suffered enough already?
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(3)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Turns out "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" may not be the 21st century "Citizen Kane"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spears puts pregnancy rumors to rest
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins wants to be a modern-day Mark Twain. Get ready to embrace a yoked-up, tattooed guy who does spoken word while wearing a white suit and smoking a cigar
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Oprah the first to get involved in the Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt love triangle. Now Diane Sawyer has weighed in and she's not impressed with Jennifer Aniston
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Jones says she did not almost die from boob job
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(8)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Morrissey compares seal hunters to Nazi construction workers
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Britney and Cletus like to party with midgets
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(Clarion Ledger)
 
 
 
A love supreme: The St. John Coltrane African Orthodox Church lives on
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone thinks kids should give and receive more oral sex
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Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt are great lays, Ashlee Simpson is loud -- so sayeth Fez
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(Sci-Fi Channel)
 
 
 
Reality TV hits bottom and starts digging with "Who Wants to be a Superhero?"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Arbitrend reports show most of Howard Stern's listeners did not follow him to Sirius. Unfortunately for CBS, they didn't stay at his old stations either
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(250)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley celebrating her 21st birthday by going on a month-long, nationwide booze binge
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Arrested Development" will not be resurrected on Showtime, after all
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scientologists seen carrying signs into Katie Holmes' mansion reminding her to remain quiet during birth; the emergence of the golden child is near
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Dillion becomes real life by saving a woman from two "thugs," scaring them off with his gold club
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hot California teacher fired. Not for being on a student, but for being on a reality show
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(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Snakes on a Plane" is the future of the movie industry (with a shout-out to Fark)
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where did all the boobies go? Follow the link to see. We picked the good ones out for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Graceland declared a national monument. Thank ya, thank ya very much
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Best fight scene of all time
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Nude celebrity breath for sale! Come get your nude celebrity breath right here!
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us, World Wrestling Entertainment announces it is forming its own music label
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(17)
 
(HBO)
 
 
 
HBO and Google Maps joined forces for this interactive, virtual tour of major storyline locations throughout the New York/New Jersey gangland of "The Soprano's" fifth season. (Must view with IE)
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(14)
 
(London Mirror)
 
 
 
Even after rehab, Kate Moss can party for 21 hours straight
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(9)
 
(National Ledger)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie denies having sex in a bathroom stall. And when her PR flak explained that it was supposedly with Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" fame, Nicole reacted with "Ewwww"
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hasselhoff ordered to stay away from wife, Germans
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(17)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
ABC looking for retards, disease and hate-crime victims for "Extreme Makeover." The Smoking Gun is there
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(138)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise pushes crazy button again -- and finds he's less popular now than Saddam Hussein, says poll
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(19)
 
(National Ledger)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is not a happy girl. Nude photos of her were bought up by an online casino for $40,000. They may have been taken by Justin Timberlake back in the day when she was still hot
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Dana Reeve to host new PBS special, from beyond the grave MUWAHAHAHAHA
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(7)
 
(Oxygen)
 
 
 
Latest Campus Ladies clip online. "This place is a pig sty." "Well act like a woman and clean"
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(57)
 
(TheTruthAboutCars)
 
 
 
Five years after the iPod's intro, carmakers still fail to include AUX interfaces in most models
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(49)
 
(The Inquirer UK)
 
 
 
Apple Corps sues Apple Computer over the Beatles, or religion, or iTunes, or something. Submitter requests "Confusing" tag
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
To avoid getting citizen's hooked on the idea of voting, Chinese television regulators put smack down on "American Idol"-type reality show
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(1)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Twenty-fifth anniversay DVD of movie "9 to 5" to be released. In other news, Dolly Parton's breasts still huge
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(8)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson voted numero uno in FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll. No. 2: Angelina Jolie, No. 3: Jessica Alba, No. 4: Jessica Simpson and No. 5: Keira Knightley. Wil Wheaton sadly shut out again
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(213)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Awkward publicity about his sexuality is forcing Clay Aiken to go out in public with actual women, risk cooties
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(5)
 
(justjared)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst all corseted up to play Marie An-troll-ette in upcoming flick
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another sign of the apocolypse: Church of Scientology to buy Neverland Ranch
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Political expert Madonna urges Hillary to run for president in 2008; says she'll probably lose
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(13)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Pink says she's still farked-up from her brother "stealing" her lesbian lover when she was 13
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(12)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New book on Barbra Streisand claims she's been an overly sensitive, paranoid cheapskate who's slept with everyone from Prince Charles to Robocop
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(9)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake signs on to play Rambo-style war hero in upcoming movie. The Sun is there
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(2)
 
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
"Brokeback Mountain" toy boys
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(5)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's brother has pissed off the singing star, using his own DVD release as a golden opportunity to shower his sibling with more nasty allegations (some have already leaked)
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(16)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Peaches Geldof says if she ever has daughters, she'll name them Angel Delight and Cherry Vanilla, or Trip if it's a boy
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(8)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Those rumors that maybe it was the Scientologists who quit "South Park" FOR Issac Hayes? Nope, he did it himself (fourth item down)
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Commercials for the new Volkswagen Golf GTI. Let me hear you say vhat?
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