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Sun February 19, 2006
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
K-Fed, failing to understand that people love a good train wreck, thinks there's interest in "PopoZao" because it received 2 million hits on his website
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(San Jose Mercury)
 
 
 
Actor Richard Bright, who played Al Neri in all three Godfather films, killed when oncoming bus makes him an offer he couldn't elude
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Willa Ford to Paris Hilton, 'my bodyguards will beat the crap outta your bodyguards if you don't stay away from me'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SFW Interview with Christie Heffner, CEO of Playboy, about how they protect over 50 million photographs, 11 million art images and other content
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(PBS)
 
 
 
New six-part Monty Python documentary features one hour directed and hosted by each surviving Python
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(sundaymirror)
 
 
 
The new James Bond is a sissy, not very tough
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds watching sports allows men to get in touch with their feminine side as well as cry, kiss and hug other men
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(MTV)
 
 
 
"Reno 911" movie reunites all 11 cast members of "The State"
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Sat February 18, 2006
(Female First)
 
 
 
Madonna discovers she's a mere mortal when she has to get a hernia operation
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(tonight.co.za)
 
 
 
Courtney Love sells her New York home, lowering the neighborhood's skank alert level from code red to blue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBC to internet clip sites: Red Vines + Mr. Pibb ≠ Crazy Delicious
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(servihoo)
 
 
 
Jetset flying in for Indian wedding extravaganza - Drew not on list, must have been an oversight
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(DigitalSpy)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie goes in to learn Greek, lessons are for Italian and she doesn't realize the mistake for a month
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Add well known radical Muslim Henry Rollins to Homeland Security's travel watch list
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Shakespeare's "Midsummer's Night Dream" just another "Seinfeld" wannabe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey is seeking support and jewelry from Jessica Simpson. Cletus Federline seen taking notes
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(AP)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light district to hold an 'open house' in hopes of making nice with the local politicians
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Coverdale finally admits that his band, Whitesnake, was actually named after his penis
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise makes out with his beard...at a memorial service
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trashy British TV show to debut in US, make soccer cool
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Jennifer Anniston to have naked, 'Telly Savalas' style hairless scene in upcoming movie
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Battle of the reality show hosts: Ryan Seacrest is the king
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Battle of the reality show hosts: Jeff Probst is the man
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(The Star Online)
 
 
 
For $250,000 you too can own the glove that Michael Jackson used to grab his privates and little boys with
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Fri February 17, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson looks really weird
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(Some Floyd fan)
 
 
 
Dark Side of the Moon to be performed live by Pink Floyd's Roger Waters
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
E.T. makes Maxim's list of 'Greatest Movie Drinkers Of All Time'
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(CanMag)
 
Video
 
Milla Jovovich is back for a second clip from "Ultraviolet." She'd kick your arse and you'd love every second of it
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(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Academy Awards security tightened due to fears of terrorist attack. Anti-aircraft guns set up around Baldwin residence
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virus attacking Macs. Apple spokesman unavailable for comment but many, many Mac-hating Farkers will be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Holy rubber nipples Batman, George Clooney's batsuit is being auctioned off
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Thu February 16, 2006
(news.com.au)
 
 
 
Bon Scott's grave is now an historic landmark conveniently located on the Highway to Hell
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(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Brokeback Mountain stars become "gay action figures." Ken smirks and lets them know who was first with a vicious finger-snap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Lara Croft actress announced. That faint beeping sound is Angelina's timer going off
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(News.com.au)
 
Boobies
 
Molly Sims wears a $30 million bikini, and it's an awful small bikini for $30 million (maybe Not safe for work)
source: news.com.au
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's ex-wife wants custody of the children. In other news, someone gave Michael Jackson custody in the first place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Olsen twins star in what looks like a remake of "The Shining." (w/pic)
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(Some Wiseguy)
 
 
 
Vegas says "No" to gangster rappers like Nelly. Nelly?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Texas university wants Disney to apologize for portraying them as a bunch of drink-throwing rednecks
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(starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Sean Lennon approached for an autograph while taking a pee, asks the fan to "hold it" for a minute
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tax consequences of Hollywood swag: IRS wants its cut from $50k gift bags given to celebrities at the Oscars
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Actor brags about having to do 36 retakes of an intimate kissing scene with a former Miss Universe (with pic)
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(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
New Bond girl chosen. World continues not to care
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(HollywoodTuna)
 
 
 
Another great body falls victim to a sammich shortage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winnie Cooper, now not only smoking hot but also a mathematician (with sfw pic)
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(Blender)
 
 
 
Top 50 dead rock stars, brought to you by the folks who thought "Sounds of Silence" and "Ob-La-Di" were two of the worst songs ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Classic rock band Chicago releases first new album in 15 years
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Wed February 15, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "L O S T" discussion thread
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Looking forward to Blu-Ray? How about HD-DVD? Then prepare to wait a little longer, suckers, because we have to copy-protect it out the ass to protect it from all you thieving consumers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Brokeback" gets past notoriously uptight Singapore censors after studio describes it as being about pair of "relentlessly upbeat" cowboys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee hits on a hot chick, only she's packin' a schlong. Read her version of how it went down
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(Some Accuser)
 
 
 
Happy John Frum Day. May he bring you much cargo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Selma Hayek donates to battered-women organizations
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(Wizbang Pop!)
 
 
 
Buffy the Marriage Slayer nails her "Skating with the Stars" partner
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Defamer picks up the Cruise-Fark email
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(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Brits honor Jessica Simpson and Jack Johnson with "you suck" awards. At least someone out there realizes how bad our music is
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck holds his spawn about as awkwardly as he acts (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
T.O. to host reality show. The reality: Everything T.O. touches turns to crap
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Paul Walker is obsessed with Jessica Alba's butt, aren't we all?
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson, finished with her KFC fight, turns her focus to urging Australia to ban sheep-farming practice
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Gamers rejoice: After a rather long hiatus, Lara Croft is back
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(eBay)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson wax head for sale. Includes colored photos. Well, duh
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested trying to score a "royal job"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland considers making spoof movie version of "24" in same style as "Airplane"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC discovering that Americans don't care about two-man luge or 4.5 km team Nordic combined
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez, wacky Mexican character actor, is dead, dead
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Former 1950s sex kitten and top Vogue model, April Ashley was actually born a man (with pics)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks is 500,000 album sales away from topping Elvis as best-selling solo artist. Would be sad tag but it's Garth Brooks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson releases gay cowboy song, "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fergie to sing National Anthem at Daytona 500. Cause, you know, most NASCAR fans just love the Black Eye Peas
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Britney Spears reportedly rushes her baby son to the hospital because he was constipated. With Cletus' upcoming record, the kid felt there was more than enough sh*t being released
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Flash mob of 1,000 have pillow fight in San Francisco
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As Kanye sang a line from "Gold Digger," about the need for prenups, Tom threw his hands in the air
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
TomKat to retaliate against break-up rumor with four-page spread in Us Weekly: Happy couple emerging from silent-birth classes at Celebrity Center, with Cruise proudly patting Holmes' bulge with one hand, giving enthusiastic thumbs-up with other
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(Some Babylon 5 Fan)
 
 
 
G'Kar has left Babylon 5 for the final time
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise insists rumors that he shaved off his beard have been greatly exaggerated
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Tue February 14, 2006
(Small Town Misfit)
 
 
 
Drunk? Check. Assault? Check. Trailer park? Check. Only 12 years old? Fark.com
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(Hollywood Rag)
 
 
 
Official "American Idol" thread. LGT perp walk Ryan Seacreast did for the paparazzi to prove he's not gay
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(Editor&Publisher)
 
 
 
Boca Raton paper confuses WWE storyline with real life. Reporter who wrote story to be reassigned to White House
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(Some Cokewhore)
 
 
 
Lindsay takes several breaks from watching naked hot tub chicks with her mom to join Paris Hilton in the bathroom
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson gives up protesting KFC to protest the Kentucky Derby. "It makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether." Good, you do that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shannon Doherty in car accident. Eyes reportedly crooked
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Break out the pause button, gentlemen: "Baywatch" to be released on DVD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil attempts to help 1000lb man who eats 13,000-20,000 calories a day, rocks from side to side to let people attempt to bathe him
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(femalefirst)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are teaming up for a new action movie 20 years too late
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(Life and Style)
 
 
 
Tom and Katie to split. Next time make sure she's OT III before implanting a thetan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burger King grimaces as McDonald prepares hamburglary of the Burger "King" ad campaigns
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines write themselves: Actor Christian Slater seeks joint custody
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(ShackNews)
 
 
 
The rumors are true: Steven Spielberg will executive produce live-action Transformers movie
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise: Tom Cruise investigated by gay porn star
source: entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Glitz is Glam)
 
 
 
McConaughey caught with another woman
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(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Another "Friday the 13th" movie will be released by Michael Bay on Friday, October 13th
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" have a "blast" with Dick Cheney -- Monday, Feb 13. (some NSFW ads)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Judge Judy marks 10th year of browbeating indignant minorities on television
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Coroner on Chris Penn's death: "There is absolutely no indication that this is anything but an accident"... except for the cocktail of subscription drugs we found in him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stripper describes what it's like giving Robin Williams a lapdance: "I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet this year's Oscar nominees
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood's most memorable movie kisses
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Charter jet carrying rocker Meat Loaf shoots off runway due to excessive weight. Insert knee-jerk "Round Mound of Sound" joke here
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Mon February 13, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
source: fox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox6)
 
 
 
Guns n' Roses to release "Chinese Democracy" next month. Limited collector's edition will be bundled with "Nuke Nukem Forever"
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(Hammertime!)
 
 
 
From the WTF files: Breakdancing still popular in some parts of the world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears will lead this year's Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans. Kids at festivities will be discouraged from hitting her with broomsticks to get delicious candy
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(Tufts Observer)
 
 
 
Phish fans outraged after inflammatory remarks in college newspaper describe their music as "generic and shallow." Respond by posting comments that are harrasing and homophobic, burning newspaper offices on dozens of campuses
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(E!Online)
 
 
 
Police arrest Scott Stapp following his wedding. Reportedly charged with impersonating a heterosexual
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Is Dr. Phil a Stupid Cupid?" asks MSNBC. "Is Dr. Phil ever going to go away?" asks Every Red-Blooded American Male
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Robert Redford thinks Sundance is "out of control," looking forward to moving it to a smaller Colorado mountain town that can meet their intense chocolate salty ball demand
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Batman kicks Al Qaeda's ass, courtesy of Frank Miller
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(Modern Drunkard)
 
 
 
Space -- The Wino Frontier. A guide to alcohol in the Star Trek universe
source: moderndrunkardmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"He made a big deal that this would raise money for Habitat for Humanity, but then pulled out because we wouldn't be drunk and acting like idiots"
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(Yum-O!)
 
 
 
At the Food Network, "EVOO" means "extra-virgin olive oil." But T&A is definitely not tomatoes and artichokes
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brian is in Finland to meet with their prime minister to seek a cabinet post in their government
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake dismayed to discover that his Chinese-character tattoo actually reads, "ice skating"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken fans considering class-action lawsuit against singer if they find out he's gay
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(The Star)
 
 
 
Rinky-dink film club gives George Clooney award that breaks in half during his speech
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