Wed April 10, 2013
Tue April 09, 2013
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Wouldn't it be nice to own a lost treasure trove of Beach Boys lyrics, music and photographs? God only knows how much it will sell for |
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Craving a Breaking Bad spin-off? Better call Saul |
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If you're a woman, and are arrested for stalking Clay Aiken, you're doing it wrong |
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Sammy Hagar says, "I would be in Van Halen if we could get along" |
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Val Kilmer dons the Bat-cowl again. Things do not go well |
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Andy Dick's new found sobriety has transformed him into a guy who has the power to make strong women weep uncontrollably. #watchandweep |
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Star Wars and Jurassic Park FX Guy Admits Defeat: 'Special Effects Aren't Special Anymore' |
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The 30 most iconic t-shirts in cinema |
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"I don't feel bad laughing at Guy Fieri, and neither should you" |
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Blake's 7 is getting a remake. That's good. By SyFy. That's bad. And the director of Casino Royale and Goldeneye. That's good. And a writer from Heroes. That's bad |
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Surprising no one (except possibly Bill Maher), The Bible miniseries sells really really really well in its first week on shelves. Amen |
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Teen Mom's mom doubts her daughter filmed a porn video with James Deen. Claims her daughter who gave birth at 16 "was not brought up that way. We have religious beliefs" |
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If Ron Howard's RUSH trailer doesn't give you goosebumps, then you aren't human |
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And now, a brief fact about Simon Cowell |
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"Imus referred to a 3rd-century religious text known as the 'Gospel of Judas Iscariot' and claimed it provided evidence that Jesus was a homosexual" |
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Selena Gomez's new single and promo photo is sultry |
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First Listen: The Flaming Lips, "The Terror" |
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Hollywood hopes that witches will be the next big thing, and Fox secures the rights to an as-yet unpublished trilogy of novels |
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Sara Gilbert gets engaged to one of the 4 Non Blondes. What's going on? |
Mon April 08, 2013
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Richard Brooker, the first actor to portray Jason Voorhees with a hockey mask, has died |
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Paris Hilton stars in two of the ten worst movies of all time, neither of which were her sex tape |
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I-Mockery's spoiler-free review of the new Evil Dead remake. Groovy |
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Original Doctor Who director says there's too much sexuality in the show. It's certainly not coming from the audience |
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And just when you thought Amanda Bynes couldn't get any weirder |
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In 1968, a girl wrote to Fave magazine to say she was being harassed because she was a child of mixed race. Magazine responds with thoughtful column by successful grownup who faced the same problem as a kid. And by "successful grownup," I mean Spock |
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Hottie Jamie Pressley and even-Hotter-y Estella Warrant get in cat fight. Police called in. Personal assistants, stolen purses, drugs, this story has it all |
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NBC may give early renewals to Grimm, The Voice, and for some odd reason Revolution |
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M-I-C. See you in heaven Annette Funicello. K-E-Y. Why? Complications from multiple sclerosis, M-O-U-S-Eeeeeeee |
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If Mad Men took place in 2013 |
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Broadcasters fearful of the growing number of "Zero TV" people. We'll tell you why they're growing right after this 5 minute ad block. Plus: Remember to watch the debut of Buttcracks of Bel-Air on Bravo tonight |
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Cindy Crawford hasn't aged in 20 years, may actually be a robot |
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If you can get past the caption where the NY Times refers to "World War 11", the Canteen Girl who used to sing to the troops on the radio would like to tell her story. She's 97 but for this you're allowed on her lawn |
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Reviewer: Sam Raimi's new Evil Dead is going out in wide release with an R rating is an example of just how far our society has gone off the rails and come to accept bloodletting as entertainment. DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE EIGHTIES? |
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Christina Hendricks will show the joy of spring dressing (site possibly Not safe for work) |
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Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson could be charged with battery. No word on where the rest of the device is |
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With languishing ratings for ABC in 18-49 demographic, Disney considers more aggressively pimping Disney-owned properties like Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Avengers, and Alice in Wonderland, all made grittier for primetime |
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Behind the scenes of "Batman and Robin" with Joel Schumacher: "I had no idea that putting nipples on the bat costume was going to make international headlines" |
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Forty-six things learned at the Game of Thrones museum exhibit |
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James Cameron's Avatar sequels to feature "underwater performance capture." Looks like someone remembered his involvement with The Abyss |
Sun April 07, 2013
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Snoop Lion: Rap music may never accept gay artists. Grown men that name themselves "Snoop Lion," "Wacka Flocka Flame," and "Young Jeezy," are good to go though |
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Is Peggy gone for good? Will Joan's boobs bring her more power? Is Roger still tripping balls? Will Don find anyone else hanging around in the sixth season opener of Mad Men, 9 PM on AMC? |
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Get ready for a big hootenanny; it's the 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. Blake Shelton warned his co-host not to mock Taylor Swift and there will be lots of big hats. It's your official ACA discussion thread, 8PM ET on CBS |
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Struggling actors increasingly pay for typecasting classes in which instructors tell them exactly what cliché roles they should audition for. "If I look like a buttered popcorn-eating child molester, you know what? Cop shows need them every week" |
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38 years after starting a hit-and-miss sketch comedy show, Lorne Michaels is now most powerful man at NBC - "the last man standing at a last-place network" |
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The ten best alternate universes in pop culture. Difficulty: Star Trek's Mirror, Mirror is only at #3 |
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'Seinfeld' re-ups for a 5th round of syndication, bringing the syndication revenue to over $3 billion or $17 million per episode. Giddy up |
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20 pieces of music that changed the world |
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Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D. adaptation may get retitled, because ABC doesn't want fans to think it will involve an amoral strike team headed by The Commish |
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Our long national nightmare is over, Tom Arnold has produced an heir |
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Melissa McCarthy lampooned the Rutgers coach abuse scandal and Peter Dinklage showed up on last night Saturday Night Live, giving us one of the funnier episodes of the season (w/video) |
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Jon Stewart interviewed George Carlin in 1997, and it's as awesome as you'd think |
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Evil Dead remake scares up a #1 finish at the box office, with GI Joe: Retaliation fighting for #2. Jurassic Park 3D roars into the #4 position, unable to stomp over the Croods |
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Network cancels Kathy Griffin's talk show. Bravo |
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"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing." - 50 pieces of writing advice; from authors |
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Character actor Milo O'Shea dead at 86. He was best known for his portrayal of Durand Durand in Barbarella |
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Roger Ebert reviews the new Terrence Malick/Ben Affleck film from beyond the grave. Here comes the seance |
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The Brady Bunch cast, 39 years after the final episode, have only achieved mild Hollywood success. Once again, it's Marcia's fault |
Sat April 06, 2013
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Thu April 04, 2013
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Disney's Black Hole remake will be written by one of the people responsible for Prometheus |
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Roger Ebert's scathing reviews of movies everyone else seemed to love |
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We may never know what the Three Seashells are for, or what's in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase, but Warwick Davis just cleared up another longstanding movie mystery: What happened to Willow's third Magic Acorn? |
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'The Walking Dead' is so big in the ratings AMC doesn't even know what networks 'The Voice' and 'Modern Family' are on |
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Jim Morrison interview from 1969 reveals Doors frontman poetically rhapsodizing about mashed potatoes and beauty of getting fat in college. "I felt so great. I felt like a tank, you know. I felt like a large mammal. A big beast" |
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Two thumbs down |
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Just in time for Record Store Day, new book explores shadowy music of 1970s unsigned artists who pressed their own homemade albums and promptly faded into Bolivia |
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For some morbid, bizarro reason I was compelled to click. Do so at your own risk....and remember that one cannot UNSEE what has been SEEN |
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Sorry, "History" Channel, Jesus wasn't white |
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"Strange" doesn't quite cover the full-on whackjobness of Jeremy Irons' ramblings on gay marriage |
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Arrested Development will premiere on Netflix May 26th, and the series order has increased to fifteen after producers finally looked for money in the banana stand |
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The Walking Dead promotes three to series regulars, which means we'll see a lot more of the Beth/Carl romance next season |
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What do Dracula, the Pink Panther, Rocky Horror, The Exorcist, Thomas Edison and Danny Elfman have to do with Cirque Du Soleil? |
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The most in depth review of Jurassic Park 3D you'll find |
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Artiste depicts LiLo in the most appropriate medium possible |
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David Letterman gives Jay Leno a serious and gracious farewell (w/video) |
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A Lannister always pays their debts. As long as that debt is less than $5 |
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The Chin tells the secret on how to make a great film : "Give a sh*t, and don't treat audiences like they're stupid" |
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Richie Sambora won't be there for you, is a little runaway from Bon Jovi. It's his life but never say goodbye |
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Thirty-three things for The Walking Dead haters to biatch about (bonus: all on one page) |
Wed April 03, 2013
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I felt a strange disturbance in the force as if hundreds of voices cried out in terror and were fired at LucasArts |
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CW announces Whose Line Is It Anyway premiere date, also known as the only reason to turn on the CW |
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: Jimmy Fallon is DEFINITELY replacing Jay Leno as host of the Tonight Show |
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Justin Bieber to supermodel Jourdan Dunn: "You got nice tits" |
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Why movie reboots fail. Reason number 8 is obvioOHGODTHEBEES GETTHEMOFFME |
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How funny can a television show be when a concept from a five-year-old beats out professional network brainstormers? Answer is: pretty damn funny |
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Roger Ebert cuts his workload after announcing his cancer has returned |
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The Rolling Stones Zombies return to the stage. This is the last time, no really ...well, maybe |
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Justin Bieber is currently acting like a douchebag because he's heartbroken that Selena Gomez dumped him. Still no explanation as to why he was acting like a douchebag before that |
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After a horrible ratings winter, NBC welcomes the return of The Voice and Revolution and sees ratings increase a whopping 33%... Fark: to raise them to a tie for third place with Fox |
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Looks like David Bowie is set to win the next Mercury Prize |
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Double tragedy as both Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks announce they have terminal cancer |
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Jim Carrey would like to apologize for insulting small penised men and women out there, and would like to explain his position that guns cannot replace a small penis. No word on if he has a movie coming out that he hopes you will go see anyway |
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The long evil history of The Necronomicon, from its mad Arabian poet author wandering the ruins of Babylon to this week's Evil Dead remake |
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Clark Gable's son arrested for DUI after hitting six parked cars. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn |
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Jim Henson's partner in life, marriage and the Muppets, Jane Henson dead at 78 |
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Good news: U2 releases name of next album. Bad news: They have no idea when it will be finished |
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