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Sat February 06, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The new Colonel Sanders is about to go through his third regeneration. Rumor has it this next one has a hankering for Hot Pockets
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(21)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Rick Astley just turned 50. Anyone have a link to his birthday celebration? Thanks
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(24)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New parody trailer of Batman V Superman featuring Adam West and George Reeves looks better than the inevitable failure that will be Ben Affleck and whoever they cast as the dull, boring Man of Steel
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(24)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
My Little Pony - Princess Warriors
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(64)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Are you a singer with addictive tendencies and a penchant for flies in vasoline? If so, Stone Temple Pilots want you to lead them
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Axl Rose turns 54 today, will celebrate by having tons of cake and collapsing in pain on his SHA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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(31)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best Coen Brothers characters. The Dude isn't number one? Well, that's just like your opinion, man
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(56)
 
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
AMC's horror streaming service 'Shudder' launches horror film maker program. Shudder Labs
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(3)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Force Awakens has just surpassed $900 million at the US box office, propelling it to over $2 billion globally. It looks like Star Wars: The Ewoks Revenge will have some big shoes to fill. Yub yub
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Did Jack really have to die in Titanic? Why does Winnie the Pooh expose himself to children? And other idiotic film bits
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a reality star would sink to running a Ponzi scheme. Wait, he had child porn too? OK, many would have thought that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the nominees for most ridiculous Oscars 2016 gift bag item are: $19.88 Hydroxycut Gummies, $300 My M&M's and $1,900 Vampire Breast Lift
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Monkees returning with a new album and a national tour? You have to be a believer
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, the Ramones upset music's applecart. Hey Ho Let's Go Indeed
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(51)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Linus has sailed off to that eternally sincere pumpkin patch in the sky. Goodnight Sweet Babboo
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(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what Krist Novoselic is up to these days, he's apparently running a dry goods store in Hooterville
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead adds Alicia Witt to cast for Season 7
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's now a Simpsons search engine which will match any quote to a screencap of the scene it came from. Behold the Frinkiac
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(157)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's how to play chess in Facebook Messenger, although the only way to win is not to play
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(5)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hello, I'm MY COCAINE and I was directed by Steven Seagal once. Now you're reading this in my voice aren't you? Good. Cause I'm British acting legend MY COCAINE
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the winner for best male performance in a death scene is...this guy
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(47)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Internet: "Make your movies more diverse." Coen brothers: "We make the movies we want to make so deal with it"
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(182)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry founds another ripoff tech startup
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(32)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump flouts Adele's music ban
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(43)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell destroyed real 1870s Martin Guitar in Hateful Eight instead of the doubles that were made for the scene. Martin Guitars responds by never lending out guitars to movies again, while us guitar players gently weep
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(123)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michael Moore being taken care of by one of the worst healthcare systems in the world after being hit with pneumonia
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(44)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Almost appeared in The Force Awakens, Yoda did
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(61)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Warning to Piers Morgan: You are now under a cleavage attack over your criticism of the SAG Awards. Oh the huge mammaries
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(89)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
So why does the Empire keep building Death Stars?
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(141)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Tori Spelling downsizes to a 4,000 sq ft house, renting for $7,500 /month
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(67)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"It wasn't just that they had saved something bad and turned it really good. You had saved a complete piece of sh*t and turned it into something brilliant. That never happens"
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Artist behind many incredibly beautiful (but incredibly misleading) handcrafted Ghanaian movie posters for 1980s/1990s Hollywood films reveals his secrets to making true collector's items
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(13)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Thomas Dolby? He's now a Professor at Johns Hopkins University and teaches music to inner city kids in Baltimore
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Thu February 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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(111)
 
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins announce tour with Liz Phair, Beanie Babies, Pogs, Tickle-Me Elmo
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(102)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter attempts to disrupt Vandal Savage's finances in an attempt to weaken the immortal (CW 8ET)
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(142)
 
(World Entertainment News Network)
 
 
 
Ummmm excuse MEEEEE, but it's now SIR Van Morrison, mmmkay?
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(44)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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A village in Uganda is making its own version of The Expendable and it makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane. Which is awesome
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(51)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Stephanie Seymour applies for alcohol counseling program, fark moderator
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(69)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember how the BBC and Chris Evans said Top Gear would be "totally different" and unlike the previous series? Well, that's because Matt LeBlanc will be there for you as co-host. *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The origins of one of the most iconic movie lines of modern comedy. "Surely, you *can't* be serious" I am serious...and don't call me Shirley
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(59)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bob and Ray finally reunite
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That's all folks
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Wed February 03, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Asked if Bernie Madoff was the most hated person he's played, Richard Dreyfuss said no: "I've already played Dick Cheney"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New documentary claims Diddy was behind Tupac's murder, Suge Knight retaliated by having Biggie killed, water is wet
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby could dodge sexual assault charges using this one weird trick
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(43)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, When Roy Harper returns to Star City problems multiply when the Calculator is added to the equation (CW 8ET)
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Meet the man behind Hollywood's anti-Oscars, the Razzies: 'We're treated like the fart that happened in church'
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(31)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Grease Live" brings huge ratings for Fox, highest Brylcreem sales since the last time Jerry Lewis hosted his Labor Day telethon
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(44)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Season 7 of Archer is coming. So yes, we are still doing phrasing
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(110)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
2/3 New Comics Previews: Miles Morales, Miles Morales does really cool Spider-Man things
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The 20 highest-rated shows on Netflix show you're not alone in your binge-watching. Now pass me the tub of Ben & Jerrys
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Title for Adele's Next Album: 86
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley celebrates turning 40 ... or 62 in human years
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(59)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hi-Yah is a new tv channel dedicated to martial arts film. Other names considered for the channel were popular fighting phrases like "WOO", "Waahaaa", and "Ouch I shouldn't have tried that kick without stretching. Gimme a minute"
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(30)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony sets release date for Eight Fast and Eight Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious. The trilogy will feature Vin Diesel taking on a gang of sinister trees that target speeding celebrities
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(33)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Bad news for Doctor Who fans planning to mourn the show leaving streaming TV by watching a Star Trek marathon
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(51)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone fact-checked the first episode of The People Versus OJ Simpson
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(46)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks will be Rita Repulsa in the Power Rangers movie that is due to come out this year, will she make her monsters GROW in it?
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(53)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
John Kasich: If I am elected President, I will use my powers to force Pink Floyd to reunite
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(67)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, CBS is rebooting MacGyver
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(63)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
First ever Electronic Music Award show to debut this April. Award categories to include: "Best Pressing of Play on Laptop", "Best Waving Hands Around and Doing Nothing DJ" and "Best Oontz in a Tune"
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(81)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
February 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died
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(55)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fault in the Stars director Josh Boone delays adaptation of The Stand in order to make adaptation of Revival. Also talks about his obsession with Stephen King
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(19)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In J.K. Rowling's updated build of the Harry Potter world, Japanese wizards in training go to exclusive school in South Iwo Jima to practice their spells, far from interfering muggles and kaiju
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(20)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd stops show in the middle of concert due to: a. bad weather b. poor sound c. lead singer thinks some guy in the audience stole his house
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(45)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Your "People vs. O.J. Simpson" discussion thread, because Peyton Manning isn't the only slow white Bronco to talk about this week (starts at 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific)
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
44 years on, Malcolm McDowell says "A Clockwork Orange" is becoming reality. Viddy well, brothers, viddy well
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry & Wells encounter a meta-human named Tar Pit, and Kristen Bell makes a guest appearance on iZombie (CW starting @ 8:00). On Agent Carter, Peggy and the SSR make discoveries about Hollywood star Whitney Frost (ABC @ 9:00)
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(240)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rita Ora sued by JayZ's Roc Nation for breach of contract
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(18)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz _______________
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(22)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Walmart employee who almost killed Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Law & Order: Sexual Assault and Chicago Med get renewed as Dick Wolf signs a new deal with NBC that will make him more powerful than ever before
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
80-year-old TV chef wows Britain by trying farmer's garlic beer, having very British reaction to it
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(44)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Nintendo is returning to VR after twenty years
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(81)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What has nine arms and just postponed its winter tour due to illness?
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(103)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Captain Phasma will return in Episode VIII. As soon as she figures a way out of that garbage disposal. That was blown up
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(268)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jose Chung and Clyde Bruckman may be dead, but writer Darin Morgan returns to the X-Files with a new monster of the week when Mulder and Scully Meet The Were-Man, 8 PM on Fox
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(236)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Gordon Farking Ramsay's shiatty restaurant in Ver-farking-sailles loses a Michelin farking Star
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(103)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birth of a Nation wins Sundance. This is not a repeat from 1915. Although it is a pretty good trolling of the KKK
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fireworks, carnival rides, a marching band, a flyover by military aircraft, and a giant circus with baby elephants, white tigers, jugglers, acrobats and clowns. Indiana state bicentennial celebration? Nope, just Mariah Carey's wedding plan
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(76)
 
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Up-and-coming country artist Chris Stapleton to join Luke Bryan tour for shows at Gillette Stadium and Cowboys Stadium. "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" comes to mind
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(68)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Are Cora and Violet going to beat each other with their parasols. Is Daisy now a Communist? How will Mary ruin Edith's life this time? Either way, someone's going to have a bloody bad time on the latest episode of Downton Abbey, 9 PM ET on PBS
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(37)
 
(Teamrock Classic)
 
 
 
Original Jefferson Airplane vocalist Signe Toly Anderson dead at 74. Jefferson Airplane death trifecta in play
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(48)
 
(Fox)
 
 
 
Chills? multiplying. Control? Lost. Supplied power? Electrifying. Everything seems to be in order for Fox's live version of Grease starring Julianne Hough at 7 PM ET/4 PT
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(296)
 
(Design & Trend)
 
 
 
Farkers finally catch a break in Hollywood
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I can't drink this" said Timbaland at benefit concert for Flint. The beverage in question? A: Flint tap water B: Faygo C: Dom Perignon
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(118)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Honkey-tonk drummer filmed as he falls through a window in the middle of a set. Back in my day all you had to do to get noticed on stage was to bite the head off a bat
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Real Housewives of New Jersey' star Teresa Giudice reveals details of her year spent behind bars in new book which describes vile bathrooms, food with maggots, lesbian sex, strip searches, lesbian sex, hair-pulling brawls, and lesbian sex
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(57)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
'Growing Pains' star Jeremy Miller can claim something nobody on Fark can do: "I began drinking at 4"
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie: Nicole nearly killed me with her wild teenage antics, caused him to worry so much that he stayed up all night long
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The man who sold the world leaves it to his wife and kids
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara on the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild ceremony shows why she won't be winning a sag award
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(88)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, they were too artsy, too intellectual. Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece." Happy 65th, Phil. Thanks for making Genesis great
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(126)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan is... still alive. Rare Rolling Thunder pictures from the estate of... photographer, Ken Regan. Jeez. Why's everybody acting so jumpy?
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lauren Graham very quickly says that the Gilmore Girls will begin filming
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(51)
 
(Music Times)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart named as a presenter at this year's Oscars, also nominated as Best Short Subject
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(40)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Don't be a jughead. Who'd make a live action show of Archie? CW? Nevermind
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(53)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vince Neil, Boy George join the next season of Celebrity Apprentice because they've nothing better to do
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(15)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
How much money do porn stars really make? I'm asking for a friend
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