Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Wed March 20, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's the 50th birthday of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It still sells a copy every 30 seconds somewhere in the world
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, ballet star Rudolf Nureyev was a "monster of selfishness." But he did keep you on your toes
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
DRINK!
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Outright Geekery)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/20): Comic shenanigans bring Conan the Barbarian into the Avengers, a new D&D Forgotten Realms series, The Justice League fights their future selves, and Thor and his dog
source: outrightgeekery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Motley Crue on hard-partying past: 'I was doing $1,000 a day in heroin'. Or as Keith Richards calls it, breakfast
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig is a raging sexist, still less annoying than Caillou
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Danielle Bregoli's managers buy her a $42k Rolex as a Sweet 16 gift. Cash me outside your spending means
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot at the Circle K
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
97 years down, 1903 to go for Mel Brooks
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Netflix says it is not changing the episode order of Love, Death & Robots depending on your sexual identity, but for other reasons
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Heavy)
 
 
 
The most horrifying show on TV, Hoarders, puts on its most horrifying episode yet: the living room that was a foot deep in human waste was not the worst room
source: heavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
I see your Avengers: Endgame trailer with added Deadpool and raise you SpongeBob: Endgame
source: screenrant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jeff Lewis was 'dumped' after talking about his date on the air. Awkward tag about to explode here
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
America, Adam Levine's Nipples, the FCC, the Super Bowl, and You
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently the Golden Globes and the Emmys have VASTLY different ideas about what constitutes "good television"
source: affotd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Decider)
 
Weeners
 
Denise Richards cannot stop talking about how much she's enjoying her husband's giant penis
source: decider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom's LA mansion has an outdoor shower so he can air his, er, Privates of the Caribbean (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(OTAQUEST)
 
 
 
According to Shinichiro Watanabe, at least one good thing came out of the Star Wars prequels - Cowboy Bebop
source: otaquest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood trailer is here. Who ISN'T in this movie? (not safe for work language)
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The Little Mermaid is 30
source: q13fox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
National Recording Registry again overlooks Rick Astley
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This week on Sanctuary, Forsythe takes to the Indian Ocean and wills Big Bertha into the convergence of three tectonic plates to start creating a new island. Magnus attempts to knock her out with a Long Range Acoustic Device, but fails
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The kids from Stranger Things have officially hit puberty and are living in a teenage wasteland
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Okay, that's enough internet for today
source: slashfilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Mediocre horror franchises are getting television reboots
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
70 minute pop culture montage played on piano. How many do you recognise. Vintage tag takes the win for this one I think
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Regardless of whether this was intentional or not, it's still the most hilarious troll of Michael Jackson fans you'll see today
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wherever the hell it wants
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The Nakatomi Heist: DIE HARD is Getting an Official Board Game
source: geeksaresexy.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 19, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We were going to have a pretty crazy Forrest Gump sequel, but the ending kinda got spoiled by events that happened the day after the script was completed
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, to stop the second Cicada, Nora needs to confront the one thing that cannot be changed.... the truth. (CW 8PM ET)
source: collider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Do You Even Crochet, Bro?
source: melmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow may want to rebrand divorce as "conscious uncoupling", but there will always be lawyers involved for the bitter disputes over who gets the jade butt egg
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
NBC may revive Sliders. No word on whether their first mission would be to escape the derpest timeline
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Great Thomsoni has shuffled his last deck
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Toy Story 4 trailer is out. And yeah.... just take me and my money on your amazing roadtrip
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fox's "9-1-1" having run out of ideas to top itself says fark it and has a tractor-trailer jackknife on the highway and throw a 12-foot-long tiger shark onto the road to eat people
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Theater to stage controversial play. When asked what it was about the director said, "It's my struggle"
source: jpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fictional fast food joint "Mooby's" pops up in New Orleans for "Jay & Silent Bob Reboot"
source: wgno.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(21st Century Fox)
 
 
 
Disney's acquisition of 21st Century FOX has been finalized, will go into effect tomorrow. MCU Fantastic Four announcement in 3...2
source: 21cf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S a bong
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jerry Lee Lewis recovering from minor stroke. This is not a repeat from the 1950s
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' writers break silence on those season 7 pacing criticisms and are just as defensive as you might expect
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know, Avengers Endgame trailer is nice and all but you know what it really needs? More Deadpool. A lot more
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Dat Ass
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica plan on a 20th anniversary show to try and recreate S&M, no doubt because Lars needs more nostalgia cash for his bargains
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Why though?
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
When I grow up, I want to be like Brie Larson
source: tbkmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
It means Marvel has a great franchise and DC might get a mediocre one
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Guess Who is complaining that the dance studio next door is just too damn loud?
source: globalnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report