Wed May 22, 2013
Game of Thrones brings increased tourism to Croatia, Iceland, and Morocco. Your dragon wants steak
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright team up once again for "The World's End"
Paul Allen puts out an album or CD or whatever
Madonna wears a sweatshirt with an AK-47 on it, which is the most controversial thing you'll see all day from a woman going through menopause
(mdr.de)
In today's installment of where-are-they-now? Mike & the Mechanics have been located, playing a gig in a salt mine (video)
Katy Perry has huge tracts of land
Partying with Bieber? Sign crazy waiver that includes if you tweet, blog, text message, or otherwise talk about the party in any way, shape, or form, you owe the Biebs $5 million
Creators of "The Annoying Orange" being sued for something other than crimes against humanity
Carol Burnett wins Mark Twain Prize for humor. Jerry Lewis Award for Humorless Hissy Fits still too close to call
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but he's an a_ _hole according to some guy named Bon Jovi
Stupidest looking alien OF ALL TIME? Nerd fight to the right
Could Jurassic 4 be a straight-up reboot?
Dying boy's last wish to meet Queen Elizabeth denied; Dame Helen Mirren steps in
Tue May 21, 2013
Mon May 20, 2013
The new Daft Punk album: what we wanted and what we actually got
Sad Keanu is Fat Keanu
Doors reunion half complete; Ray Manzarek dies of cancer at 74
To the dismay of the Royal Family, Kate Middleton does a quick Marilyn Monroe impression
Dan Stevens says that leaving Downton Abbey was the right thing to do, asks if you could spare him a few quid so he can keep the lights on
20 most insane Star Trek outfits ever
(BTVS Online)
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" ended ten years ago today. Your Joss Whedon thread of the day
Here's a story, of a lovely reunion, 40 years after they were at Kings Island Park with their folks, one with hair of gold, like her mother, the other two men all alone
Robert Pattinson is officially Team Jacob, picks dog over Kristen Stewart
Box office confirms what we all feared: young chicks hate Star Trek
Sinbad shows that you can owe the IRS $8.3 million and still walk the streets
Taylor Swift fan arrested for trying to break into her Rhode Island home. Couple now dating, break up scheduled for Tuesday, new song to be released on Wednesday
(Some Guy)
And the first actor linked to Star Wars Episode VII that isn't named Luke, Han or Leia goes by Henry. King Henry
An interview with Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz, who talks about the two-year odyssey to revive the show and the mistake of turning over the rights to Mr. Banana Grabber
Mary J. Blige owes $3.4 million in taxes
Toto blesses the rains down in New Zealand after "Africa" hits #1 on iTunes after 30 years
Sun May 19, 2013
Elton John's longstanding chart record broken. By Justin Bieber
In a bid for the Awesome tag, here's your first look at the new Whose Line Is It Anyway? with the greatest hits of 90210. Everyone is older but the show remains the same
Sixty-five books you really should read in your twenties. And if you're not in your twenties, you should still read them
Nineteen reasons why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Well, maybe just the Abrams reboot; there's no way Star Wars is better than Deep Space Nine or The Original Series
This link has everything: midgets, Stefon, germphs, and the gay wedding of the century
It's time for a True or False quiz about Prince. Missing from the list: True or False: Prince was replaced by someone else in the mid-80s after the real Prince was killed in an accident
Disney tries to copyright "Día de los Muertos" (aka the Mexican Day of the Dead, which is a popular holiday in Mexico). More than a few Mexicans are upset with this
For years, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was the second-biggest selling album in the UK. But now, that album has been overtaken by ABBA's greatest hits collection, Gold
Airline loses $7,000 worth of gifts Big Time Rush star had planned to give fans. That's what you get for sounding like a chick, Geddy
Twenty-one handy DIY craft ideas to put a little Arrested Development into your life. Who wouldn't want a staircar and model home made out of Legos?
Despite lensflares and further destruction of the mythos, Star Trek: Into Darkness is the #1 film in the country, raking in $62.2 million. Iron Man 3 falls to #2 but continues to set records, and The Great Gatsby falls to #3
Happy 68th birthday to Pete Townshend. Here is a recent Letterman appearance where he talks about being a third of the way to becoming a pinball wizard
Denmark wins Eurovision Song Contest. Suck it, Azerbaijan
The Name of the Doctor was a huge letdown. Seems to be the theme of the Moffat/Smith run (Warning: Spoilers)
David Cross on Fox: "They had no guts cancelling Arrested Development. They are not in the business of putting out great TV." No, they're in the business of cancelling it
Emma Watson: "I wanted to wear a sports bra until I was 22"
Sat May 18, 2013
Fri May 17, 2013
Thu May 16, 2013
Fred Armisen and Jason Sudekis are leaving SNL
Will Dwight and Angela finally get married? Will Andy find redemption in song? Will Jim pull one final prank and stare awkwardly at Pam? Find out tonight at 7PM CT on NBC. It's your official The Office series finale discussion thread
Rooting for the Maple Leafs? You know nothing Jon Snow
In a shocking turn of events, no one wants to be on Kris Jenner's talk show
'Iron Man 3' Becomes No. 2 Superhero Pic of All Time
New Jersey amusement park unveils "Super Storm" thrill ride on site of landmark roller coaster wrecked by Superstorm Sandy. Mayor: "We hope that it's perceived in a positive way"
The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live
Whoever planned the activities for Prince Harry's visit to the Air Force Academy deserves a huge raise
Which one of you dirty rich farkers bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M?
Bikini worn by Farrah Abraham in her sex tape is up for sale on eBay
Emma Watson flashes- Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Connie Chung jumps out of a cake for husband Maury Povich's birthday. In the face of these developments, Dan Rather implores us to all have "courage"
(D Program)
Was Angelina Jolie duped into a high profit procedure? Click here... to continue wondering
"Into Darkness is a disappointing and disposable summer movie" Mr. Sulu, take us to Nerdrage 10
AEG considered "pulling the plug" on Michael Jackson's comeback concerts. Conrad Murray: I never got the memo
An interview with the always hilarious James Urbaniak, who talks about the return of The Venture Bros
Disney backs down after furor erupted over making Brave princess older and sexier, leaving her young, wild and...um, hey Disney execs, why don't you have a seat over there?
Four words that have probably NEVER been used in a Fark Headline before: "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video)
Brian Wilson? Al Jardine? Mike Love doesn't need those talentless hacks in the Beach Boys, not when he can have the musical wizardry of JOHN STAMOS
Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor
Angry Birds: The Movie will roost in theaters the summer of 2016. By then, everyone should have lost interest in the franchise
USA Network officially starts negotiations to pickup "Happy Endings"
Wed May 15, 2013
From the Too Little, Too Late Department: Nicki Minaj may leave American Idol biatching and squeaking
In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink
(Some Guy)
Want to know what it looks like above the Washington Monument? [Not for the Queasy]
The entire final season of "How I Met Your Mother" will take place during Barney and Robin's wedding weekend, and every other character will meet The Mother before Ted
The "Game of Thrones" showrunners wrote an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" for its upcoming season
Dr. Tobias Funke's "Insert me anywhere" acting reel
Apparently Will Smith's oldest kid Jaden wants something special for his upcoming 15th birthday--to be emancipated. A wish I'm sure has nothing to do with his parent's recent conversion to Scientology
Original R2-D2 actor Kenny Baker, has new hope for his part in Star Wars movies
Rapper Lupe Fiasco starts tweeting about Marxism, until his management company seizes the means of production
What? You didn't catch that joke on "Arrested Development"? Do I have to draw you a diagram? OK, here you are then
Two blue rectangles: $43.8 million. We are in the wrong farking line of work
Moffat trolls Doctor Who fans to the max by naming John Hurt the 9th Doctor in the 50th Anniversary, thus reshuffling Eccleston as the 10th, Tennant as the 11th, and Smith as the 12th
"2001: A Space Odyssey" as interpreted by a 1968 Howard Johnson's children's menu
You've been outbid on that "Bea Arthur Naked" painting (Not safe for work)
Writer who had never seen any Star Trek decides to watch every episode and every movie to see what the fuss is about. Conclusion? It's awesome, and thank god the animated series isn't canon
If the trailer is any indication, the sequel to Birdemic is as bad as the first one, and that's good
Like grams on the coke scale, so are the days of our lives
Remember that video of the couple singing Bon Jovi at the gas pump? This may come as a shock to you, but it was completely staged
The second best Tyson gets his own cartoon, solving crimes with his pigeon
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