Sun May 19, 2013
Disney tries to copyright "Día de los Muertos" (aka the Mexican Day of the Dead, which is a popular holiday in Mexico). More than a few Mexicans are upset with this
For years, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was the second-biggest selling album in the UK. But now, that album has been overtaken by ABBA's greatest hits collection, Gold
Airline loses $7,000 worth of gifts Big Time Rush star had planned to give fans. That's what you get for sounding like a chick, Geddy
Twenty-one handy DIY craft ideas to put a little Arrested Development into your life. Who wouldn't want a staircar and model home made out of Legos?
Despite lensflares and further destruction of the mythos, Star Trek: Into Darkness is the #1 film in the country, raking in $62.2 million. Iron Man 3 falls to #2 but continues to set records, and The Great Gatsby falls to #3
Happy 68th birthday to Pete Townshend. Here is a recent Letterman appearance where he talks about being a third of the way to becoming a pinball wizard
Denmark wins Eurovision Song Contest. Suck it, Azerbaijan
The Name of the Doctor was a huge letdown. Seems to be the theme of the Moffat/Smith run (Warning: Spoilers)
David Cross on Fox: "They had no guts cancelling Arrested Development. They are not in the business of putting out great TV." No, they're in the business of cancelling it
Emma Watson: "I wanted to wear a sports bra until I was 22"
Sat May 18, 2013
Fri May 17, 2013
Thu May 16, 2013
Fred Armisen and Jason Sudekis are leaving SNL
Will Dwight and Angela finally get married? Will Andy find redemption in song? Will Jim pull one final prank and stare awkwardly at Pam? Find out tonight at 7PM CT on NBC. It's your official The Office series finale discussion thread
Rooting for the Maple Leafs? You know nothing Jon Snow
In a shocking turn of events, no one wants to be on Kris Jenner's talk show
'Iron Man 3' Becomes No. 2 Superhero Pic of All Time
New Jersey amusement park unveils "Super Storm" thrill ride on site of landmark roller coaster wrecked by Superstorm Sandy. Mayor: "We hope that it's perceived in a positive way"
The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live
Whoever planned the activities for Prince Harry's visit to the Air Force Academy deserves a huge raise
Which one of you dirty rich farkers bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M?
Bikini worn by Farrah Abraham in her sex tape is up for sale on eBay
Emma Watson flashes- Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Connie Chung jumps out of a cake for husband Maury Povich's birthday. In the face of these developments, Dan Rather implores us to all have "courage"
(D Program)
Was Angelina Jolie duped into a high profit procedure? Click here... to continue wondering
"Into Darkness is a disappointing and disposable summer movie" Mr. Sulu, take us to Nerdrage 10
AEG considered "pulling the plug" on Michael Jackson's comeback concerts. Conrad Murray: I never got the memo
An interview with the always hilarious James Urbaniak, who talks about the return of The Venture Bros
Disney backs down after furor erupted over making Brave princess older and sexier, leaving her young, wild and...um, hey Disney execs, why don't you have a seat over there?
Four words that have probably NEVER been used in a Fark Headline before: "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video)
Brian Wilson? Al Jardine? Mike Love doesn't need those talentless hacks in the Beach Boys, not when he can have the musical wizardry of JOHN STAMOS
Angry Birds: The Movie will roost in theaters the summer of 2016. By then, everyone should have lost interest in the franchise
USA Network officially starts negotiations to pickup "Happy Endings"
Wed May 15, 2013
From the Too Little, Too Late Department: Nicki Minaj may leave American Idol biatching and squeaking
In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink
(Some Guy)
Want to know what it looks like above the Washington Monument? [Not for the Queasy]
The entire final season of "How I Met Your Mother" will take place during Barney and Robin's wedding weekend, and every other character will meet The Mother before Ted
The "Game of Thrones" showrunners wrote an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" for its upcoming season
Dr. Tobias Funke's "Insert me anywhere" acting reel
Apparently Will Smith's oldest kid Jaden wants something special for his upcoming 15th birthday--to be emancipated. A wish I'm sure has nothing to do with his parent's recent conversion to Scientology
Original R2-D2 actor Kenny Baker, has new hope for his part in Star Wars movies
Rapper Lupe Fiasco starts tweeting about Marxism, until his management company seizes the means of production
What? You didn't catch that joke on "Arrested Development"? Do I have to draw you a diagram? OK, here you are then
Two blue rectangles: $43.8 million. We are in the wrong farking line of work
Moffat trolls Doctor Who fans to the max by naming John Hurt the 9th Doctor in the 50th Anniversary, thus reshuffling Eccleston as the 10th, Tennant as the 11th, and Smith as the 12th
"2001: A Space Odyssey" as interpreted by a 1968 Howard Johnson's children's menu
You've been outbid on that "Bea Arthur Naked" painting (Not safe for work)
Writer who had never seen any Star Trek decides to watch every episode and every movie to see what the fuss is about. Conclusion? It's awesome, and thank god the animated series isn't canon
If the trailer is any indication, the sequel to Birdemic is as bad as the first one, and that's good
Like grams on the coke scale, so are the days of our lives
Remember that video of the couple singing Bon Jovi at the gas pump? This may come as a shock to you, but it was completely staged
The second best Tyson gets his own cartoon, solving crimes with his pigeon
Tue May 14, 2013
Behold the networks' reasoning for passing on various pilots - "it was loved by comedy geeks," "it played too young," and "it looks Canadian"
'From Dusk Till Dawn' will try its luck as a television series
Yada, yada, yada, May 14th marks the 15th anniversary of the "Seinfeld" finale
Photographer dresses up her five-year-old daughter as real life heroines like Helen Keller and Amelia Earhart. I'm confused
1939 Jay-Z look-alike photo reignites theory that he's a member of the Illuminati
Captain Reynolds is stealing Wesley Crusher's girlfriend. Star Wars
"James Franco, how does it feel to ruin a classic William Faulkner novel?" "Soooooooooooo good"
Are they trying to appeal to Bronies, pony boys, nine-year-old girls? You decide
Nine people who were banned from "Saturday Night Live". Writers from 1980 season surprisingly absent
Remember when Ricky Gervais only made two seasons of The Office so as not to keep making the same joke until we all hated him? Well, about that
Today's successful Star Trek promotion brought to you by half-naked Zoe Saldana, "I might end up with a woman"
Let's check in on the original Back to the Future cast and see if time has flown by
Handy dandy chart of 49 famous TV, film, and literature cocktails. Yes, Don Draper's Old Fashioned is there, as is James Bond's Vesper Martini, but so is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the Buttermaker Boilermaker
Star Trek XII - Set phasers to beaming and embrace the franchise's new prime directive: Make it smart, keep it moving and don't sweat the past
501(c)(3) charities just got 20% cooler, thanks to some dedicated bronies
Arnold Schwarzenegger teams up with Troma for the remake of 'The Toxic Avenger'
Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy. Can't really justify the Boobies tag on this one
KISS plans on opening one hundred restaurants in the U.S. No word if fans will lick it up
Barbara Walters to retire from TV journalism, coming as a shock to those who thought she retired from journalism 22 years ago
Mon May 13, 2013
Think The Da Vinci Code was terrible? Well, you haven't experienced pain until you've heard Dan Brown's ode to phone sex
Celebrity psychologist and everyone's favorite guest star on C.H.i.P.s, Dr. Joyce Brothers has died at the age of 85
Natalie Portman's son Aleph has gotten SO BIG. No, seriously, that's the headline
The princess from 'Brave' gets a sexy makeover. Just kidding It's really sexist
J.J Abrams says he was never a big fan of Star Trek. Yeah, we can tell
Alternative posters for The Great Gatsby. Best enjoyed while listening to a totally incongruous Jay-Z soundtrack
New NBC News President Deborah Turness says that "news is the best drama on television." Second best drama continues to be Matt Lauer's status on "Today"
(Some Guy)
When you send a comedian the script to a sketch piece that is going to air in front of 100 million people, make sure he wants to take part in it first and doesn't post the entire thing on his blog 5 days before showtime
If you're trying to keep the lid on details of your season finale, you might want to make sure you don't mail out the full season DVD a week too early. We're looking at you, BBC
Kate Middleton's baby is popping out on a day that is going to get the Queen's panties into a rather tight twist
Your first full look at "Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D." 'Nuff said
Shane MacGowan shows you how old he was the last time he had all his own teeth in his mouth
Here's the new trailer for Netflix's 'Arrested Development'. Remember, there is always money in the banana stand
World War Z is receiving a lot of press before its June premiere. Unfortunately, it's the same type of press that John Carter of Mars and Battleship got before their premieres; in short, this movie is destined to be 2013's biggest bomb
Vin Diesel says that "Facebook owes me billions of dollars." Or maybe he said "baseball omen been McDonald's." I don't know
Sun May 12, 2013
"Is Johnny Depp's portrayal of Tonto offensive?" Yes. On several levels
Game of Thrones won't stop for Mother's Day, and tonight's episode, The Bear and the Maiden Fair, is written by George R.R. Martin himself. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
It's official: Seth Meyers will leave Saturday Night Live and be the new host of NBC's Late Night, taking over for Jimmy Fallon
Cops pull over Fred Savage for A) suspected DUI; B) suspected marijuana usage; C) talking on his cell phone without a Bluetooth
Downton Abbey could run for "at least another ten years"
IRS to Snoop Dogg: Your tax lien is $546,000. Snoop Dogg: Would you like a check or cash?
This SHMHC brings us some psychedelic satanists and thus the complainers of cookie monster vocals were henceforth silenced
The updated 2013 TV Death Watch. Buh-bye, Smash
In honor of Mother's Day, here are the ten worst mothers on TV. Lucille Bluth? Worst? COME ON
Iron Man 3 is still golden at the box office, its $75 million weekend making it the top film at the box office. Baz Luhrmann's unfaithful adaptation of The Great Gatsby is a big #2 with $52 million, and the latest Tyler Perry film bombs
Ten great sci-fi films that got the future all wrong. Logan's Run could still happen, dammit
Happy 65th birthday to Steve Winwood. Because it never gets old - "Give Me Some Lovin" from 1967 (live)
Farrah Abraham fights with LAX agent over the size of her fun bags
"Stepford Wives" director Bryan Forbes dies at age 86. Death announced at a private men's club in Connecticut
Oldies acts like Def Leppard are re-recording back catalogs in order to earn higher royalty checks, chase film and TV music buyers who can't afford the original tracks. Unfortunately, Spotify and iTunes users are stuck with the replicas
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