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Sat May 25, 2019
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Morrissey is the Ralph Wiggum of the English language
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carson Daly had his last call last night
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fans complain of "horrific sound" at first Spice Girls reunion show, having apparently never listened to the Spice Girls before
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy, Spike and Smolder head to the Dragonlands to help her sensitive brother. Why aren't dragon eggs hatching? Who will be still alive by the end of the episode? Its My Little Pony - Sweet and Smoky Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel concert rescheduled for January 2020 to account for last week's heavy rain and flooding, fans' slow realization that they paid for Simon & Garfunkel minus Simon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Coming soon... The Andy Griffith Show gets a new theme song
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Adam Levine loses his Voice
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Watch: Six Flags Over Georgia opens 2019 season with new thrill ride called Pandemonium, "the perfect mix of mayhem and adrenaline"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about the Deadwood movie but were too much of a chicken-f*cking c*cksucker to ask
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Paramount decides that Sonic the Hedgehog will flop in February 2020 instead of November 2019
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Fri May 24, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, we learned that only the penitent man will pass
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(Marvel.com)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Sarge continues to run rings around SHIELD with his portal gun. (ABC 8PM ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ringo Starr is 78, and continues his legacy of being the coolest member of The Beatles, ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Think you're smarter than Jeopardy champ James Holzhauer? Try answering any of these 27 clues (yes, only 27) that he has gotten wrong after 25 games
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The court records for the Jussie Smollett case will be unsealed, giving fans something to read while waiting for Empire's last season
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(Daily Mail)
 
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Adriana Lima stuns in navy sequin dress on 2019 Cannes Film Festival red carpet
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley is 74 today. Nice
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This year's world-renowned Spoleto arts festival has opened in Charleston, y'all
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Article: If you think BTS is big, just wait until you see NCT. Subby: FFS... what happened to music, SMH...I need a shot ASAP
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What 2019 music festival posters look like to you old people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like Jessica Alba, Subby has to take something before having sex
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Rise of the Summer Sequel, Pt. 1
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
ABC cancels Whiskey Cavalier, then ponders bringing it back because they have literally nothing else to offer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, the proper ending to Game of Thrones
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan's summer 2020 blockbuster "Tenet" stars Robert Pattinson, but other than that we know nothing about it. It could be a spy movie with SF elements, and it might involve fathers and time. Get your ticket
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin is writing a new version of To Kill a Mockingbird and is using Breitbart's comments section to get the racism just right. What? Fox's comment section wasn't racist enough?
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Top 25 high school movies ranking, in which a movie is deemed too immoral to be viewed under any circumstances, then ranked at #24
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Thu May 23, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Immediately after saying he doesn't want to give a date again and jinx himself, GRRM gives a date and jinxes himself, that or he does just want a free stay in New Zealand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Future lawyer and legal scholar Kim Kardashian better hope that spelling is not a job requirement
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Garth forgives Wayne for being evil
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Olivia Jade is reportedly calling mom Lori Loughlin "every day" over the college admissions scandal. Mostly because Loughlin has already used up her one phone call
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx messed up on live TV ... and handled it like a champ
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper went looking for a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Instead, he found a demonic, soulless leprechaun who forced him to record a song with him
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
WHAT??? An aging rock star is using CBD? Next you're be telling me he snorts ants or bites the head off bats or something
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Famous baby starts own business at two weeks old. Company names include Crying Inc., Full Diaper LLC, and International Naptime Limited
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What did you expect from a celebrity chef whose catchphrase is "yumbang"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A bittersweet gesture from Mick and Keef 20 years after
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A near-perfect recreation of the GoT season 8 pitch meeting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend is half his age, 100x better looking
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's a six-part zombie comedy set on a boat in a canal. Anything can happen in Zomboat
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When the words are writ high in the sky for all to see, then will you know that you farked up season 8 of Game of Thrones
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Slipknot percussionist refuses to reveal identity of band's mysterious new ninth member, saying it's "nobody's f*cking business"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Star Trek: Picard sees our hero fighting the good fight in the pursuit of alcohol
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage used to front a punk band called Whizzy. No word if 'Spacepants' was in set list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out a majority of Game of Thrones fans actually liked season eight and its finale, despite all the online outrage towards it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, I'm gonna need a ruling on this one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, all good things in the 24th century came to an end. Get off my holo-lawn
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
To create both Avengers: Infinity War & Endgame, 900 hours of raw footage was shot. Which means that the editors had to piece together two movies from 37 days of film
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson's son Remington has no idea that she is famous and Kelly likes it that way. No word on what Winchester thinks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Allons-y to baby number 5. Woo-oo
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