Tue May 21, 2013
Mon May 20, 2013
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The new Daft Punk album: what we wanted and what we actually got |
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Sad Keanu is Fat Keanu |
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Doors reunion half complete; Ray Manzarek dies of cancer at 74 |
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To the dismay of the Royal Family, Kate Middleton does a quick Marilyn Monroe impression |
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Dan Stevens says that leaving Downton Abbey was the right thing to do, asks if you could spare him a few quid so he can keep the lights on |
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20 most insane Star Trek outfits ever |
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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" ended ten years ago today. Your Joss Whedon thread of the day |
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Here's a story, of a lovely reunion, 40 years after they were at Kings Island Park with their folks, one with hair of gold, like her mother, the other two men all alone |
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Robert Pattinson is officially Team Jacob, picks dog over Kristen Stewart |
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Box office confirms what we all feared: young chicks hate Star Trek |
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Sinbad shows that you can owe the IRS $8.3 million and still walk the streets |
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Taylor Swift fan arrested for trying to break into her Rhode Island home. Couple now dating, break up scheduled for Tuesday, new song to be released on Wednesday |
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And the first actor linked to Star Wars Episode VII that isn't named Luke, Han or Leia goes by Henry. King Henry |
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An interview with Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz, who talks about the two-year odyssey to revive the show and the mistake of turning over the rights to Mr. Banana Grabber |
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Mary J. Blige owes $3.4 million in taxes |
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Toto blesses the rains down in New Zealand after "Africa" hits #1 on iTunes after 30 years |
Sun May 19, 2013
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Elton John's longstanding chart record broken. By Justin Bieber |
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In a bid for the Awesome tag, here's your first look at the new Whose Line Is It Anyway? with the greatest hits of 90210. Everyone is older but the show remains the same |
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Sixty-five books you really should read in your twenties. And if you're not in your twenties, you should still read them |
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Nineteen reasons why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Well, maybe just the Abrams reboot; there's no way Star Wars is better than Deep Space Nine or The Original Series |
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This link has everything: midgets, Stefon, germphs, and the gay wedding of the century |
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It's time for a True or False quiz about Prince. Missing from the list: True or False: Prince was replaced by someone else in the mid-80s after the real Prince was killed in an accident |
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Disney tries to copyright "Día de los Muertos" (aka the Mexican Day of the Dead, which is a popular holiday in Mexico). More than a few Mexicans are upset with this |
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For years, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was the second-biggest selling album in the UK. But now, that album has been overtaken by ABBA's greatest hits collection, Gold |
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Airline loses $7,000 worth of gifts Big Time Rush star had planned to give fans. That's what you get for sounding like a chick, Geddy |
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Twenty-one handy DIY craft ideas to put a little Arrested Development into your life. Who wouldn't want a staircar and model home made out of Legos? |
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Despite lensflares and further destruction of the mythos, Star Trek: Into Darkness is the #1 film in the country, raking in $62.2 million. Iron Man 3 falls to #2 but continues to set records, and The Great Gatsby falls to #3 |
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Happy 68th birthday to Pete Townshend. Here is a recent Letterman appearance where he talks about being a third of the way to becoming a pinball wizard |
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Denmark wins Eurovision Song Contest. Suck it, Azerbaijan |
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The Name of the Doctor was a huge letdown. Seems to be the theme of the Moffat/Smith run (Warning: Spoilers) |
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David Cross on Fox: "They had no guts cancelling Arrested Development. They are not in the business of putting out great TV." No, they're in the business of cancelling it |
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Emma Watson: "I wanted to wear a sports bra until I was 22" |
Sat May 18, 2013
Fri May 17, 2013
Thu May 16, 2013
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Fred Armisen and Jason Sudekis are leaving SNL |
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Will Dwight and Angela finally get married? Will Andy find redemption in song? Will Jim pull one final prank and stare awkwardly at Pam? Find out tonight at 7PM CT on NBC. It's your official The Office series finale discussion thread |
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Rooting for the Maple Leafs? You know nothing Jon Snow |
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In a shocking turn of events, no one wants to be on Kris Jenner's talk show |
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'Iron Man 3' Becomes No. 2 Superhero Pic of All Time |
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New Jersey amusement park unveils "Super Storm" thrill ride on site of landmark roller coaster wrecked by Superstorm Sandy. Mayor: "We hope that it's perceived in a positive way" |
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The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live |
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Whoever planned the activities for Prince Harry's visit to the Air Force Academy deserves a huge raise |
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Which one of you dirty rich farkers bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M? |
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Bikini worn by Farrah Abraham in her sex tape is up for sale on eBay |
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Emma Watson flashes- Hey guys, what's going on in this thread? |
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Connie Chung jumps out of a cake for husband Maury Povich's birthday. In the face of these developments, Dan Rather implores us to all have "courage" |
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Was Angelina Jolie duped into a high profit procedure? Click here... to continue wondering |
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"Into Darkness is a disappointing and disposable summer movie" Mr. Sulu, take us to Nerdrage 10 |
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AEG considered "pulling the plug" on Michael Jackson's comeback concerts. Conrad Murray: I never got the memo |
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An interview with the always hilarious James Urbaniak, who talks about the return of The Venture Bros |
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Disney backs down after furor erupted over making Brave princess older and sexier, leaving her young, wild and...um, hey Disney execs, why don't you have a seat over there? |
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Four words that have probably NEVER been used in a Fark Headline before: "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video) |
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Brian Wilson? Al Jardine? Mike Love doesn't need those talentless hacks in the Beach Boys, not when he can have the musical wizardry of JOHN STAMOS |
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Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor |
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Angry Birds: The Movie will roost in theaters the summer of 2016. By then, everyone should have lost interest in the franchise |
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USA Network officially starts negotiations to pickup "Happy Endings" |
Wed May 15, 2013
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From the Too Little, Too Late Department: Nicki Minaj may leave American Idol biatching and squeaking |
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In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink |
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Want to know what it looks like above the Washington Monument? [Not for the Queasy] |
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The entire final season of "How I Met Your Mother" will take place during Barney and Robin's wedding weekend, and every other character will meet The Mother before Ted |
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The "Game of Thrones" showrunners wrote an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" for its upcoming season |
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Dr. Tobias Funke's "Insert me anywhere" acting reel |
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Apparently Will Smith's oldest kid Jaden wants something special for his upcoming 15th birthday--to be emancipated. A wish I'm sure has nothing to do with his parent's recent conversion to Scientology |
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Original R2-D2 actor Kenny Baker, has new hope for his part in Star Wars movies |
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Rapper Lupe Fiasco starts tweeting about Marxism, until his management company seizes the means of production |
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What? You didn't catch that joke on "Arrested Development"? Do I have to draw you a diagram? OK, here you are then |
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Two blue rectangles: $43.8 million. We are in the wrong farking line of work |
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Moffat trolls Doctor Who fans to the max by naming John Hurt the 9th Doctor in the 50th Anniversary, thus reshuffling Eccleston as the 10th, Tennant as the 11th, and Smith as the 12th |
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"2001: A Space Odyssey" as interpreted by a 1968 Howard Johnson's children's menu |
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You've been outbid on that "Bea Arthur Naked" painting (Not safe for work) |
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Writer who had never seen any Star Trek decides to watch every episode and every movie to see what the fuss is about. Conclusion? It's awesome, and thank god the animated series isn't canon |
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If the trailer is any indication, the sequel to Birdemic is as bad as the first one, and that's good |
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Like grams on the coke scale, so are the days of our lives |
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Remember that video of the couple singing Bon Jovi at the gas pump? This may come as a shock to you, but it was completely staged |
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The second best Tyson gets his own cartoon, solving crimes with his pigeon |
Tue May 14, 2013
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Behold the networks' reasoning for passing on various pilots - "it was loved by comedy geeks," "it played too young," and "it looks Canadian" |
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'From Dusk Till Dawn' will try its luck as a television series |
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Yada, yada, yada, May 14th marks the 15th anniversary of the "Seinfeld" finale |
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Photographer dresses up her five-year-old daughter as real life heroines like Helen Keller and Amelia Earhart. I'm confused |
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1939 Jay-Z look-alike photo reignites theory that he's a member of the Illuminati |
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Captain Reynolds is stealing Wesley Crusher's girlfriend. Star Wars |
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"James Franco, how does it feel to ruin a classic William Faulkner novel?" "Soooooooooooo good" |
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Are they trying to appeal to Bronies, pony boys, nine-year-old girls? You decide |
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Nine people who were banned from "Saturday Night Live". Writers from 1980 season surprisingly absent |
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Remember when Ricky Gervais only made two seasons of The Office so as not to keep making the same joke until we all hated him? Well, about that |
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Today's successful Star Trek promotion brought to you by half-naked Zoe Saldana, "I might end up with a woman" |
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Let's check in on the original Back to the Future cast and see if time has flown by |
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Handy dandy chart of 49 famous TV, film, and literature cocktails. Yes, Don Draper's Old Fashioned is there, as is James Bond's Vesper Martini, but so is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the Buttermaker Boilermaker |
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Star Trek XII - Set phasers to beaming and embrace the franchise's new prime directive: Make it smart, keep it moving and don't sweat the past |
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501(c)(3) charities just got 20% cooler, thanks to some dedicated bronies |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger teams up with Troma for the remake of 'The Toxic Avenger' |
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Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy. Can't really justify the Boobies tag on this one |
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KISS plans on opening one hundred restaurants in the U.S. No word if fans will lick it up |
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Barbara Walters to retire from TV journalism, coming as a shock to those who thought she retired from journalism 22 years ago |
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