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Wed February 08, 2012
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(Nine MSN) Obvious Courtney Stodden's new casual commercial video looks pretty fishy  (celebrities.ninemsn.com.au) (33)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The cast and crew of Two and a Half Men are recovering from an overdose that occurred yesterday while celebrating Ashton Kutcher's birthday. (pic)  (bittenandbound.com) (3)
(Daily Star) Strange If Simon Cowell calls you the male Susan Boyle, you may or may not want to consider that a compliment  (dailystar.co.uk) (4)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Justified producer Graham Yost sits down for Q&A as to why Justified is so awesome. Interviewer: "There is quite the body count already this season." Graham: "I don't know what you're talking about." (spoilers)  (insidetv.ew.com) (23)
(Daily Mail) Misc Selena Gomez in a bikini on the beach...so how you guys liking that Prop 8 ruling?  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)
(Wikipedia) Sad Happy 81st birthday to the late, great James Dean. Be sure to pay tribute by enjoying some of his quality sausage products today  (en.wikipedia.org) (15)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Prince Frederic von Anhalt throws lavish 95th birthday party for Zsa Zsa Gabor, complete with buffet and 130 guests. Zsa Zsa spends day wishing for sweet embrace of death to finally come claim her. (with sad pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(SlashFilm) Cool New photos from the set of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. There's a lot at stake here  (slashfilm.com) (43)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Video The new trailer for "The Amazing Spider-Man" hits the web  (theamazingspiderman.com) (138)
(New York Magazine) Obvious Hollywood might have learned that trying to adapt board games that were invented nearly a century ago into modern blockbusters is possibly a poor idea  (nymag.com) (97)
(Daily Stab) Strange Robert Downey Jr. jumped on the crazy baby name train in Hollywood naming his new baby boy: Exton  (dailystab.com) (85)
(Forbes) Dumbass Kim Kardashian refuses Tucker Max's money, shows surprising self-respect  (forbes.com) (145)
(Aggrogate) Followup You know what would make that horrible Star Wars trailer better? Death metal  (aggrogate.com) (40)
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Is Beyonce's post-baby body hotter than Victoria Beckham's? Is a thick, juicy steak better than a bag of antlers?  (mirror.co.uk) (80)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Courtney Love threatens to sue author over unlawfully obtained deposition papers, may settle out of court for a cheeseburger and some blow  (blog.seattlepi.com) (13)
(Deadline) Followup Harrison Ford not in talks for new Blade Runner after all. Mysterious origami unicorn falls over  (deadline.com) (51)
(Time) Misc Of all the controversial decisions at Sunday's sporting event, perhaps the most important one was: Did the wrong puppy get the MVP award?  (newsfeed.time.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Cool Maria Menounos lost a Superbowl bet. Who won? Everyone who clicks the link  (thebiglead.com) (114)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Starpulse) Interesting Lana Del Rey's album is #1 in Britain. Apparently, they don't get "Saturday Night Live" over there  (starpulse.com) (54)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool "How Star Wars changed my life, altered my view of good and evil, and ensured I'd be a virgin until 30"  (popwatch.ew.com) (66)
(Spinner) Dumbass Noel Gallagher on Adele: "She'll disappear and no one will remember her because she's fat"  (spinner.com) (105)
(Some Tin Foil Hat) Unlikely Liked Madonna's halftime show? You might already be a devil-worshipper   (hollywoodilluminati.com) (141)
(HitFix) Interesting Superbowl XLVI becomes the most watched show in U.S. TV history with 111.3 million viewers. Suck it Superbowl XLV  (hitfix.com) (46)
(Uproxx) Amusing Woody Harrelson really Munson'd his Reddit AMA  (uproxx.com) (127)
(Den Of Geek) Followup They need ya, Decks, this is a bad one, the worst yet: Harrison Ford reportedly in talks for Ridley Scott's new Blade Runner  (denofgeek.com) (64)
(Short List) Cool Not the best, not the most popular, but the 50 coolest TV shows ever. Nobody made fun of you for watching these  (shortlist.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Scary Quite possibly the most massively inappropriate movie PR stunt of all time  (moviereviews.co.uk) (39)
(Some Guy) Strange Ke$ha: "When I'm depressed I make my assistant put on a penis outfit and dance around"  (digitalspy.com) (52)
(TMZ) Followup Fear Factor twins who drank donkey semen have been offered the opportunity to swallow some of the human variety  (tmz.com) (67)
(Some Guy) Strange Movies banned in foreign countries for weird reasons  (flavorwire.com) (10)
(Topless Robot) Cool Nine more awesome fictional bands  (toplessrobot.com) (61)
(ABC) Followup Joyce DeWitt to Suzanne Somers: "Come and knock on my door"  (abcnews.go.com) (51)
(Bitten and Bound) Amusing So far Doritos is leading the pack as this year's favorite Super Bowl ad. Not find behind are Bud Light, M&M's and Skechers. Is America getting it right? (top 5 clips)  (bittenandbound.com) (145)
(Contact Music) Silly Axl Rose turns 50 today, still waiting for voice to break  (contactmusic.com) (84)
(Guardian) Interesting Patrick Stewart tries to support charities by highlighting domestic abuse at hands of father, Gul Madred  (guardian.co.uk) (28)
(Dread Central) Sad He's not coming to get you, Barbara. "Night of the Living Dead" graveyard zombie, Bill Hinzman dead at age 75. We think  (dreadcentral.com) (33)
(Uproxx) Dumbass M.I.A. flipped America off during Madonna's 2012 Super Bowl halftime show, just as the Mayans predicted she would  (uproxx.com) (250)
(Uproxx) Obvious If you were wondering why Bon Iver performed with two microphones on SNL last night, it's in case one of the mics died of sadness from Bon Iver's music during the performance  (uproxx.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Silly Porn stars, gay men, and serial killers gather for world's first known Mustache Film Festival  (pressherald.com) (30)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The worst Super Bowl halftimes ever (w/ mind-numbing video)  (popwatch.ew.com) (122)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing These 24 books have actually been published  (buzzfeed.com) (95)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Looks like Stella Hudgens has been taking attention whoring lessons from her big sister, Vanessa. She has learned well  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)
(BareFoot MusicNews) Video Monte Pittman on his Super Bowl Guitar, Like a Virgin, It's, practically, unplucked  (barefootmusicnews.com) (31)
(ABC) Scary LMFAOuch  (abcnews.go.com) (85)
(SlashFilm) Followup Great Scott, it looks like there's some more good news about that Back to the Future musical. Specifically, that it's not happening  (slashfilm.com) (31)


Sat February 04, 2012
(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)
(Starpulse) Obvious Offers are coming in for Lindsay Lohan's Venice home. Granted, they're coming in from the CDC and various hazmat teams, but still  (starpulse.com) (33)
(TMZ) Interesting Kris Kristofferson's son has been signed by WWE. If he's lucky, they'll put him in a storyline only half as bad as Convoy  (tmz.com) (80)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Researchers try to figure out exactly what makes a hit song, forget to factor in payola and the public's horrible taste in music  (chicagotribune.com) (77)
(Daily Mail) Fail Michael Cera tries to grow a mustache. With results that are pretty much just what you'd expect  (dailymail.co.uk) (94)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing This is what 1980s Ferris thinks of 2012 Ferris' Honda Super Bowl commercial  (iheartchaos.com) (38)
(USA Today) Sad Jackie Treehorn is logjammin' in heaven now  (content.usatoday.com) (59)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting After seeing The Grey, Ebert walks out of the next film: "It was the first time I've ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn't have been fair to the next film"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (166)


Fri February 03, 2012
(People Magazine) Interesting Accio Jack  (people.com) (40)
(Variety) Sad Erotic filmmaker Zalman King dies at 69  (variety.com) (51)
(New York Magazine) Silly How to spot The X-Files in Breaking Bad, Homeland, and American Horror Story. I want to believe  (nymag.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Queen chooses new Queen to be lead singer of Queen. Queen  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)
(Cracked) Cool Six of the biggest and most elaborate F*CK YOUs given to the music industry by musicians  (cracked.com) (83)
(Yahoo) Silly Willow Smith whipped her hair back and forth so many times that it fell out  (omg.yahoo.com) (24)
(Starpulse) Followup The demand to see the upcoming "Lovelace" movie with Amanda Seyfried has suddenly experienced shrinkage  (starpulse.com) (151)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The top 50 modern films made for under $10m each  (denofgeek.com) (144)
(vindy.com) Strange Alec Baldwin is getting scary good at impressions  (vindy.com) (37)
(Entertainment Weekly) Strange Suddenly, How I Met Your Mother has become the most-watched show on CBS. The network has no idea how this happened  (popwatch.ew.com) (176)
(BBC) Dumbass Black Sabbath drummer threatens to pull out of band's reunion unless they offer him respect, dignity, and a "signable contract". Guess he's never seen Spinal Tap  (bbc.co.uk) (29)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Mick Jagger's 16-year-old granddaughter says she's already found 'the one' and wants to get married (with "you'd hit it in two years" pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (72)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Did David Letterman destroy Late Night?  (popwatch.ew.com) (47)
(NYPost) Misc John Waters suing Marisa Tomei because her water broke  (nypost.com) (29)
(Fox Sports) Scary After Super Bowl sound check, Madonna now in great shape, ready to play on NY Giants' special teams  (msn.foxsports.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Amusing Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams to star in new SyFy original movie. Surprisingly, it's not a movie about traveling back in time to when people would want to see Greg Brady and Danny Partridge  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (16)
(Onion AV Club) Fail The Munsters reboot is now too edgy to be called The Munsters  (avclub.com) (51)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I  (rollingstone.com) (75)
(Popoholic) Video Adriana Lima featured in an onslaught of Super Bowl 2012 commercials  (popoholic.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(G4TV) Weird Back to the Future heads to Broadway?  (g4tv.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Red-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Irish guy wins George Clooney lookalike contest, will be attending the Oscars. Pic of uncanny resemblance included  (videogum.com) (74)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie, proving once and for all that Newt Gingrich is clinically insane  (nydailynews.com) (50)
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(The Superficial) PSA Brad Pitt gives soda to his children. More on this story as details come in  (thesuperficial.com) (43)
(TMZ) Obvious Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound  (tmz.com) (30)
(Spinner) Asinine Don't expect to see Courtney Love on ASPCA commercials anytime soon  (spinner.com) (39)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting They've managed to make a trailer for The Phantom Menace that makes the film look even worse than it is. Check out the voiceover work on this one  (denofgeek.com) (148)
(Starpulse) Dumbass "Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it"  (starpulse.com) (101)
(Coming Soon) Spiffy Academy Award nominee John Hawkes + Elmore Leonard's "The Switch" = pure awesomeness  (comingsoon.net) (5)
(Onion AV Club) Stupid Screenplay of the Robocop remake to be written by the guy who wrote Gran Torino, contain nothing but racial slurs  (avclub.com) (52)
(Dlisted) Weird Love^2/1+Crack*Love=2*Newtons   (dlisted.com) (19)
(LA Observed) Spiffy Ed Wood's long lost TV pilot shown at Sundance. Imagine "The Big Bang Theory" with Tor Johnson  (laobserved.com) (20)
(Fox News) Followup Kelly Clarkson confirmed to sing the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl. In long awaited reunion, Justin Guarini will sweep off the stage when Kelly is done  (foxnews.com) (45)
(Contact Music) Amusing Keira Knightley likes sex on her face  (contactmusic.com) (64)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing After tonight, don't expect Howard Stern to appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... ever (w/video)  (buzzfeed.com) (95)
(Deadline) Spiffy Russell Crowe may be floatin' round the world as Darren Aronofsky's Noah  (deadline.com) (54)
(Boomstick Comics) Cool A prequel to Jackie Brown is in our near future. Sam Jackson does not get eaten by a shark this time  (boomstickcomics.com) (59)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Former star of Home Improvement busted on drug possession charges. Nope, not him. Not him, either  (nydailynews.com) (82)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Sun) Silly Everyone freaks out after comedian says "wanker" on live BBC broadcast. What a bunch of bollocks  (thesun.co.uk) (64)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Lana Del Rey did fine on "Saturday Night Live," says Lana Del Rey  (music-mix.ew.com) (180)
(Some Guy) Fail We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)  (nerdbastards.com) (83)
(Warming Glow) Fail Twelve reasons why NBC is a last place network. Come for their shiatty treatment of "Community," stay for their adoration of Dane Cook and Whitney Cummings  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (135)
(Time) Obvious Incredibly, there was a time when Marilyn Monroe was actually quite attractive. No. Really. It's true  (life.time.com) (108)
(Some Steampunk Guy) Ironic The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing have been blamed for something. Now that's what I call irony  (roarrock.co.uk) (39)
(Starpulse) Amusing Harry Potter prefers a Hairy Pooter  (starpulse.com) (138)
(NYPost) Spiffy Like most celebrities, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't shop for her own groceries. But she does shop for her own sex toys  (nypost.com) (46)
(Daily Stab) Interesting Rachel Weisz glam ad banned for photoshop..Shouldn't that mean every other ad that exists right now should also be banned?  (dailystab.com) (63)
(The Superficial) Dumbass Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever  (thesuperficial.com) (31)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)
(New York Daily News) Obvious New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language  (nydailynews.com) (62)
(New York Daily News) Followup Fear Factor producers put gag order on donkey-semen drinking women  (nydailynews.com) (38)
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)
(E! Online) Dumbass After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk  (eonline.com) (59)
(The Superficial) Cool Steve-O prepares for his next stunt ... to see how fast he can nail Elisabetta Canalis  (thesuperficial.com) (31)
(Short List) Cool Classic TV locations get turned into moody pieces of art. Something wicked is coming for Moe's Tavern  (shortlist.com) (8)
(New York Magazine) Interesting The universe of reality TV shows organized into a colorful Venn diagram. XKCD can suck it  (nymag.com) (30)
(Telegraph) Unlikely REM's Everybody Hurts voted most depressing song of all time. Would you agree?  (telegraph.co.uk) (425)
(Telegraph) Interesting Keira Knightley claims Brits are 'obsessed with spanking'. Giggity  (telegraph.co.uk) (59)

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