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Tue September 02, 2014
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(AP)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it just got its dumb ass arrested again
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Some wonder if Reese Witherspoon doesn't still seem a little too wholesome while shooting heroin into her ankle and saying the F-word almost every other line
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls' "The Island" gets season renewal. Will toast occasion by drinking his own pee
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(WTFark)
 
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CIRQUE DU PUSSY: Cat Lady Leaves Zookeeper Job To Run Away With Cat Circus. The Internet's Like, "Yup. Makes Sense To Us."
 
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I'm pretty knowledgeable in country music, and I've never once seen where it says, 'Country music doesn't have a drum loop'"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More to independently release first album in 18 Years, first single titled "Motherfarker"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher is pregnant
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(73)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dustin Hoffman and Judi Dench will star in an adaptation of Roald Dahl's Esio, a charming little story about a man who longs for a woman who pours all her attention and affection into a pet turtle
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(Time)
 
 
 
Movies had worst summer since 1997. Which is bad when you consider that the summer of 2003 had the blockbusters "Gigli", "Seabiscuit" and "Legally Blonde 2"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Arquette buys strip club for $1.5 million, all so he can meet his dream of being responsible for an upscale burlesque show
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant to star in the romantic comedy "Rewrite," about a washed up Hollywood star who hasn't had a hit in a decade. Critics are labeling it a documentary
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(26)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Disney refused to allow what would have been the most awesome Stan Lee cameo ever
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Mon September 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Survivor lead singer. That word. I don't think you know what it means
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(61)
 
(Wifey.tv)
 
 
 
Want to watch an afro'd Michael Jackson swim competitively? What if I told you that Phyllis Diller would be there too? How about Rod Stewart competing in the hurdles? It's a train wreck. It's a festival. It's the Rock 'n' Roll Sports Classic, 1978
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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(73)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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(52)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush becomes the first woman in UK history to have eight albums in the Top 40 simultaneously
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is just beginning as Jessica Simpson announces plans to return to music
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(129)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greil Marcus on what makes a rock song essential: "It's not the stature of the performer, but the degree to which a song tells the story of rock 'n' roll itself"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy holds on to the #1 spot at the box office, expected to bring in $22 million for the holiday weekend. At #2 is Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Explosions, with As Above So Below debuting at #3
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(124)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Itzhak Perlman. Who became one of the greatest violin virtuosos in the world while battling polio since he was 4 yrs old. Enjoy this Mendelssohn Trio in Cm Op.66 with Yo-Yo Ma and Emmanuel Ax
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(24)
 
(Nylon Guys)
 
 
 
James McAvoy loves a good cry-wank scene
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ooga chaka, ooga chaka
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(120)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel forced to explain that the surprise "Friends" reunion was scripted and rehearsed, since such awful acting never actually happens in real life
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Praised be the Gods of Tits and Wine. Cersei Lannister has permission to walk nude through the streets
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(73)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's viewership fell sharply in the UK, losing 1.59 million people who decided not to go Into the Dalek
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(93)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kate Mara's house of cards with Max Mingham collapses after four years
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(48)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you have $300,000 lying around you could buy a lot of beer and pizza. Or you can hire Royals singer Lorde to perform in your living room. I'd probably go with the beer and pizza though
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Read the lost chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SPOON
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
Video
 
A Brazilian millionaire is digitally archiving his collection of 5 million vinyl records and making it available to the public. Not counting the copies of Frampton Comes Alive he owns, that is like 700 different LPs
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green pleads no contest to slipping ecstasy to woman he met at Los Angeles sushi restaurant. Well ain't that some shiat
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(69)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
NYPD investigating sexual assault looking at usual suspect Bryan Singer
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Doctors to Joan Rivers's family: "Can we talk?"
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Some celebrity's $3,000,000 custom built ride just arrived in San Diego. Subby is guessing it's Bieber's due to the subtle, understated paint job
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roger Moore finally admits that he has no personality or real talent
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg is skipping his brother Donnie's wedding this weekend; apparently, he doesn't think too highly of Jenny McCarthy. Just like the rest of America
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(99)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Doctor Who is the saddest show on TV
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(80)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This upcoming TV season we can look forward to intellectually stimulating programs like "Hasselhoff vs. The Berlin Wall," "Penguins: Spy in the Huddle," and "Live Free or Die"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What songs do you like despite the fact their lyrics are awful? Subby thinks that most of Rush's work would fall into this cateogry
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drug conviction gets former Playboy bunny 6 years in the hutch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jethro Tull bassist Glenn Cornick wasn't too old to rock and roll at age 67. Unfortunately, he also wasn't too young to die
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to their manager, Destiny's Child might reunite if he can find a stage big enough for three singers and Beyonce's ego
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(12)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's talk show has been redshirted
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Fri August 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray continues his "Unstoppably Awesome 2014" tour
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(43)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The fake Parks and Recreation game Cones of Dunshire is now a real game
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(25)
 
(Faster Louder (Australia))
 
 
 
LFMAOuch
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Porn shoots in L.A. dropped from 5,000 just three years ago to 40 thanks to a stupid mandatory condom law, impacting 10-12,000 jobs in the process
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In what is surely not at all a sign of things to come, Chuck Todd leaves MSNBC's "The Rundown" in one of the most cringe-worthy ways possible
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite troll, movie critric Armond White, takes down 20 popular films in an essay about film culture broken by rampant liberalism
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Proof that we really are living on the planet of the pudding brains : Six people actually complained about the lesbian lizard kiss in the latest episode of Doctor Who
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(104)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems someone is channeling this British game show to get a little more 'randy'
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The person who bought the sex tape that showed Britney Spears' boyfriend cheating on her? Yeah, it was Britney's father
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"I'm a super super comic book nerd...the problem is that I'm old. It's a young man's game and I am not a young man but there are some cool old superheroes right?"
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(58)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Candy canes fit perfectly in your hand, therefore Jesus
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(129)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A&E puts Longmire out to pasture in the unforgiving Wyoming wilderness
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(97)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox buys autobiographical comedy from Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer of molesting him drops his lawsuit after realizing no lawyer would take his case
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Good news for those who like famous hot mess train wrecks, Britney Spears is back on the market
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Katie Couric claims Diane Sawyer traded sex for interviews. Who's ready for a Couric/Sawyer catfight?
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(90)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
You know Nothin', George Lucas
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers rushed to hospital in critic condition
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(142)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman hit with $750 a month divorce settlement. Can he even afford that much?
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(96)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Charlie Hunnam will portray King Arthur in Guy Ritchie's new Camelot epic. There is a whole lot of wrong in that preceding sentence
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In exciting news from 2005, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married
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(22)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy...""HE'S GOING TO GO ALL. THE. WAY...TOUCHDOWN"
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince to release two new albums this fall. Which is great news to anyone who is still living in the summer of 1985
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Natalie Wood's sister claims to know who really killed her, plans to never give up until Poseidon is brought to justice
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(42)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ministry of Culture releases list of movies all Russians should watch. Apocalypse Now makes the cut, Rocky IV curiously missing
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(37)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Why every '80s sitcom decided to kill off the mom (Cosby Show sadly exception to the rule)
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(225)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese porn actresses once again participate in Boob Aid 24-hour squeeze-a-thon to help fight AIDS. "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society"
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(74)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Good reasons to cancel a reality show: ratings have tanked, network has contract dispute with producers, one of the stars was charged with raping his 12-year-old daughter
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(227)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's been eleven years since Kate Beckinsale starred in the vampires versus werewolves versus humans film Underworld, so naturally there is a reboot in the works
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The first rule of cinematography is you don't talk about cinematography. Wait, no, that's Fight Club. You can talk about cinematography. That's fine. Especially if you're David Fincher cause he's, you know, real good at it
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(34)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Suicidal Tendencies bassist dies. No word if he ever got his Pepsi
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(70)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Character actor Stephen Lee, best known for playing the man who designed George Costanza's desk nap contraption on Seinfeld, is dead at 58 from a heart attack
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(35)
 
(WCSX Detroit)
 
 
 
ZZ Top member Dusty Hill injured after slipping in tour bus. No word if he had just left Chicago
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(61)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Shirtless Justin Bieber sings Ring of Fire. NO. NO. BAD CANADIAN. BAD
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(97)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bad news for Hello Kitty fans: Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character
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(47)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
You may want to pre-order your tickets for Full House: The Movie, with Bob Saget and John Stamos so you beat the rush
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(45)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
We're secretly replacing Robin Meade with Glenn Beck. Lets see if anyone notices
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(40)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Finally a music list everyone can agree on
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(101)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what goes on in a video game voiceover studio? No? Well, here's the thing anyway
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(23)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Weird Al performs "Dare To Be Stupid" with a live string quartet and it's everything you would expect it to be
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(43)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan opens the doors to his basement. Did you really expect there to be a foosball table?
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(14)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is back and wanted to talk about a little news item that many of us might have missed while he was on vacation; some unrest in a tiny hamlet called "Ferguson"
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(84)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Well, like it or not, 'Blade Runner 2' is now a thing
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(67)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
When you're young and need the money, then you too will sell hemorrhoid cream
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(12)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Warner reportedly has a "no jokes" policy for DC Comics movies. Why so serious?
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(170)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
No, he
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A gallery of nighttime aerial photographs of Burning Man, because 10,000 feet in the air is about as close as you want to get to these people
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(25)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robin Williams turned down a huge residency offer from Caesar's Palace two years before he died
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(29)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Liv Tyler is a thirty-seven year old mom now, and looks incredible in a bikini to boot
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(69)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Review of new Leprechaun reboot. "Fark you, Lucky Charms"
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(14)
 
(Faster Louder (Australia))
 
 
 
"While Nickelback aren't very good, their status as Worst Band In The World is hugely overstated. They're a Metallica cover band who made it big with lowbrow butt-rock anthems that are as calculatedly stupid as lowbrow butt-rock anthems should be"
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(130)
 
(Word & Film)
 
 
 
One reason there are dozens of crappy, CGI-driver superhero movies released every summer? A-list actors are demanding leading roles in them because they read the same comic books as you did growing up
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fast forward to February 2015: "And the Oscar for best picture goes to... Birdman"
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what was in the Emmy gift bags that all nominees and presenters received besides a 1099 form?
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy buddy comedy Let's Be Cops called "the worst-timed movie ever," proving that Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it just has bad ones
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The director of 'The Blair Witch Project' makes a movie that will remind you of 'The Blair Witch Project.' Except with more Bigfoot
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Library to exhibit world's first image of Frankenstein's monster, from 1831 printing of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Instead of bolts and scars, he had ripped abs and tree-trunk thighs
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runaway drinking and drug abuse rampant among classical musicians as way to cope with stage fright. Let this smoking hot cellist tell you her sad story (violin plays)
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(59)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Clearly, "Long May You Run" wasn't about Neil Young's marriage
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(48)
 

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