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Tue May 23, 2017
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Has Sofia been turned by the KGB? Is Henry still dreaming about Mailbot? Does Oleg get caught under the Soviet establishment? Do the Jennings get to end their 'tour'? Find out in the penultimate episode of 'The Americans' season 5, 10 pm ET on F/X
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're missing the daily Rachel Maddow Show discussion submission, so here it is in time for 9pm EDT on MSNBC
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
How bad will the Celtics be destroyed? Will their families disown them? Will the NBA consider a mercy rule? Is LeBron James literally god? Game Four tips off at 8:30PM eastern on TNT
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(Google)
 
 
 
20 year HS reunion is coming up and it looks like there is no way to get out of it. How in the hell do I get through this? Difficulty: I've done nothing with my life
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, With Iris dead and Savitar victorious, Barry attempts one last desperate gambit to change this outcome. (CW 8 pm ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive attempts to solve the murder of Steve-O while Blaine gets back to business. (CW 9 pm)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Is this the night the Penguins make it back to the Stanley Cup Finals with a win? Or will Ottawa force a Game 7? Who will be the next unsung hero for their respective club? It is the ECF Game 6 thread, faceoff is at 8 pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will more tapes drop on Paul Ryan? Will Jared get news that he should probably flee to a country without extradition? Does anyone else miss Spiceweasel? THIS is your scandal/shoe drop/Snekretary thread. (~3-5 pm ET shoe droppage)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Flynn be brought up? Will Republicans demand to know why the president keeps leaking...uh, I mean those damn leakers. What were we talking about? THIS is your former CIA Director Brennan testimony on Russiagate (10am start)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend in college was fat. He always asked me to date him but I politely declined. After his dad died of a heart attack he started working out. He lost 100 pounds and is now hot. Can I ask him to date without looking shallow?"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete the sweep against the Spurs and make it back to the NBA Finals? Or can the Spurs try to start a miracle comeback in the series and take Game 4 to start it? It is your WCF Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump asked IC to back off the investigation, Flynn takes the fifth and we could all use a fifth. It's time for Rachel Maddow at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A week of WTF
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I become more edgy?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will Heath Slater demand his Universal title shot? Has Curt Hawkins become IC title number 1 contender? Looks like The Golden Truth broke up at the wrong time. Will Raw's enhancement talent see their time to shine at 8pm ET
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara discovers that Superman is a dick (CW 8ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be a tape of a Trump and Russian ladies of the evening? Will someone show Pence calling another woman "mother"? Will Spiceweasel smokebomb the administration? This is your Trump scandal/speculation thread. (3 pm ET shoe drop time)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New poll reveals the top 50 skills you need to be a good cook. How many on this list can you tick off?
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Your privilege is showing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you take a month to travel the country via Amtrak?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
After twenty-five years, that gum you like is coming back in style. Pour yourself some coffee and serve up a slice of cherry pie, Twin Peaks returns on Showtime 9 pm ET
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(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Even the Gods need a break as the narrative shifts to the life and afterlife of Laura Moon, showing events only hinted at in the novel, including how she met Shadow. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on STARZ
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just how many points will the Cavs win by tonight? Or by some miracle can the Celtics actually win one? How did I ask that last question with a straight face? NBA Eastern Conference Coronation, tip 8:30 pm ET on TNT
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We go back to the 'burgh for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Will the Senators continue the trend of winning odd-numbered games? Or will the Penguins be the victors here? The puck drops at 3 pm ET on NBC and CBC
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Alien: Covenant bursts forth at #1 with $40 million, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 at #2 with $35 million. Everything, Everything is #3 with a modest $12 million as Guy Ritchie's King Arthur again embarrasses everyone involved at #6 with $6 million
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is heading to the movies. Specifically, we're looking for the best movie soundtracks and soundtrack albums of all time. (And no, the two are not always the same)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners need a win and a Pool draw or loss. Pool need a win. Citeh need a draw. This is your Championship Sunday Discussion thread. All matches kick off at 10am ET on NBC. If you cannot find a game, we cannot help you
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What does the rise in immigration arrests mean for prisons?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Season 42 of Saturday Night Live ends with the smell of what host Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is cooking, musical guest Katy Perry's boobs, and more Trumpy Dumpys, Live from New York at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs be able to defend the Alamo or will Golden State win game three and move one step closer to the NBA championship game? Tonight on ESPN at 9pm EDT
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and Nardole meet The Pope, who is disappointed that nice young Adric fellow didn't come along for a visit, and read a book in Doctor Who: Extremis, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta FC 23 with Vanessa Porto vs Agnieszka Niedźwiedź, Roxanne Modafferi vs. Sarah D'Alelio. Also Andrea "KGB" Lee and Tiffany Van Soest. Fights start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(TSN)
 
 
 
And off we go, really out west this time, almost to the Pacific Ocean for the Perds/Ducks Game Five @ 7:15 pmET (huh? 7:15? must be a horsey thing....). And of course, Shut Thy Oral Orifice Pierre
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Will Always Dreaming continue the dream of a Triple Crown? Or will another horse shock bettors everywhere and take it? What is your favorite horse name that is in the race? It is the 142nd Preakness Stakes, post time is at 6:45 pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend continues with the Winston Open 6 pm ET, followed by The Million Dollar Winston at 8 pm, all on FS1
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scootaloo is stalking -- doing a report on Rainbow Dash, and runs into the AWESOME filly's parents by accident. What horrible secrets will she discover? Find out on My Little Pony - Parental Glidence, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club stays in Hollywood for another week, this time trying to find which books that so far have resisted all efforts to be immortalized on film really need to be brought to the big screen
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Where's your favorite place on the planet? Link goes to a beautiful time lapse video of the Grand Canyon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Thinking of setting up your first 401(k)? Here's a handy step-by-step guide of everything you need to know
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
74 normal photos and 2 kinda weird ones. WARNING: Slideshow
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Grab your beers, popcorn, and any other "enhancements" you need. It's been a big Friday News Dump Day. Let's get together and watch The Rachel Maddow Show. (9PM EDT MSNBC)
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(NBA)
 
 
 
We know, the only reason you'd visit this thread is because the Celtics aren't getting slaughtered and you were wondering what the small Fark NBA fan community was saying. Game starts at 8:30ish EDT on TNT
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend begins with qualifying for the race at 6 pm ET, followed by Shrub stinking up the show in the in the NC Education Lottery 200 Truck series race at 8 pm, all on FS1
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Introducing the Deep-Fried Nutella Burger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This should keep the discussion going nicely
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Train travel used to be such a glamorous thing, as these vintage photos will show you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
90 years ago on Saturday, Charles Lindbergh flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Does anybody remember it from a past life? Do you consider it the greatest accomplishment in aviation? Would you like to try it yourself?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I accidentally ran over a squirrel driving to work this morning and feel horrible about it. I just needed to get that out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
1) Don't be a vegan. 2) Don't be a vegan. 3) Don't be a vegan. 4) Don't be a vegan. 5) Don't be a vegan
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 14 animals that are on the brink of extinction, so let's do what we can to help save these majestic animals
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will we get one more major revelation before POTUS goes wheels up? Will we have to live with a dull end to a rollercoaster week? Will Spiceweasel ever come out from the bushes? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread, "Friday news dump" edition
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Does anybody remember or seen any of these animals that have gone extinct in our lifetime?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is willing to travel far and wide to go to a good festival this summer. Are there any you personally recommend? What is the best thing to eat or participate in at that festival?
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When is the best time to exercise? Morning, afternoon, or evening?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Would you take a pill that made you more moral? Make other people take it?
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Thanks Chris
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Post an example of bad art
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trump has been advised to lawyer up, so he interviews a member of his bankruptcy law firm to head the FBI. Will this even make the Rachel Maddow Show, 9 PM on MSNBC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These historical monuments have mysteries that are still unsolved. Rumors with them include a knight that is guarding a grail and a nasty curse for whoever violates them
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump announce his resignation? Will he throw Pence under the bus? Will he tell Santos that he's "no Arnold Vinick"? THIS is your Trump/Santos joint press conference (3:45 start time)
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Today can finalize the EPL qualifiers for next year's UCL. Arsenal are on the outside looking in Sunderland, needing a win. Man City just needs a draw against West Brom. This is your midweek EPL Discussion. Kickoff at 2:45 pm EDT on NBCSN
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Living the country life and live too far away from the gym? You can try some of these activities for exercise
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Would you drive a car made from plants?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Premier League Darts playoffs are here, featuring legendary final four of MVG, Ando, Taylor, and Wright playing semifinals and final at London's O2 Arena. Coverage starts at 7PM British time on Sky Sports 3, 2PM Eastern Time on ESPN3
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fancy Wine Stopper, or Butt Plug? Easy mistake
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I made a friend online last year and we got along well. Then I learned he was unstable and tells me I'm horrible and his family disowned him. He's threatening to blackmail me. Do I stay friends or abandon him, damn the consequences?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
May 18, 1980 - Where were you the day Mount St. Helens blew its top?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When was the exact moment you became an adult?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why are older women and younger men often a perfect match?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Road rage experiences, LGN
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is any modern actor as badass with a sword as Toshihiro Mifune or Errol Flynn were?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for some serious, hard hitting questions around here. When you get your sandwich at a diner, do you eat the pickle first or save it for later?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While we await the breaking news of tonight, let's take a guess on which major revelations will be revealed that forces Maddow to re-write the whole show before she goes on air. This is your Rachel Maddow discussion thread, 9PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, with Chase in custody Ollie finally thinks he can beat him at checkers only to discover Chase is playing Grand Theft Auto IV. (CW 8ET)
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(TSN)
 
 
 
And the playoff grind continues over the border up to Ottawa who'll host Pittsburgh @ 8pmET. Will the Sens apologize for curbstomping the Penguins? Will the Penguins bring lots of hot dogs to throw to the fans? Will we have new 'soon' memes? SUP
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves \ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: \ All mimsy were the borogoves, \ And the mome raths outgrabe." Huh, maybe that's my writing problem, I keep using words people recognize. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, much ado about something blue
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