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Thu January 19, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a list of airports Faceybook checkins? DIT
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(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has a dream where his wife cheats on him. He then wakes up and beats up his wife. She has him arrested. Can this relationship be saved?
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(Google)
 
 
 
After a 6-year absence, it's back: aquigley's 2017 AFC/NFC Championship Weekend Spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George and Babs are both holding off on dying until tomorrow morning, in order to steal Trump's inaugural thunder. Discuss
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Do you think Trump will have his own Secret Police, or will he outsource it to some other government that knows how to run one?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend can be rather insensitive, telling the truth when a lie would do and not seeming to have any ability to be disingenuous; he doesn't care about others. Should I tell him I think he's on the autism spectrum?"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Nakamura and Roode's contract signing end in fisticuffs? Is Lana getting cold feet? Ooh, one of the 1st episodes of Lucha Underground is replaying tonight. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What was your state's nickname in the 19th century? Bug Eater, Puke, Weasel, or Sucker?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We need some mid-week footy. Anybody interested in the African Cup Of Nations or some rematches in the FA Cup? Matches mostly start at 2:45 EST Come in and talk about it. mPlymouth and Liverpool available for viewing on FS1
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (1/18): The Red Son version of X-O Manowar debuts in Valiant's Stalinverse. I'm sure there's a really clever comparison to real life here, but I just can't think of it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
I got a late Christmas present in the form of a $50 Steam card. I also have the next couple of days off. I'm looking for something new to play. Any suggestions? Difficulty: no FPS
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Ever have a partner accuse you of giving them an STD, then you test negative for everything and they still swear that you cheated?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 20 biggest sport stadiums in the world ranked by seating capacity. How many can you name? How many have you been in?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Update to the TotalFark & BareFark membership drive
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Director Mace's past as a Chippendale dancer comes back to haunt SHIELD. (ABC 10ET)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Alexa Bliss escape the cage with the women's title? How many bags will James Ellsworth carry for Carmella? What is Shane McMahon's big announcement? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How often do you perform preventative maintenance on your firearms that aren't in regular range rotation? What products do you use to keep them clean and functioning?
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(Slack)
 
 
 
FYI for any fellow IT farkers that use the open source ELK Stack, here's a link to a public Slack user group on Elasticsearch, Logstash, and Kibana
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the important question of our time: Do cats fart?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My ex accused me of getting cancer to gain his attention." This and other bizarre moments people realized their significant others were awful human beings. What are your best stories?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how you can keep your grocery bill to under $30 a week. What do you do in order to save money on groceries, besides not eat?
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Trump an Illuminati agent, puppet, or did even this shadowy organization get caught by surprise from Americans being dumb enough to vote him into the Presidency? And what do the Lizard people think about this?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your first ever OFFICIAL Monday Night Fark Discussion thread. How was your weekend? How was your Monday? Share a pic if you took one recently or just stop by and say hi
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns get revenge on Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens? Will Titus O'Neil attempt to join The New Day for a third time? Will we have a British invasion? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Help old school UltramegaFarker Wookiemonster (730 greenlit links) get his short film Kickstarter over the hump and greenlit. It's a pretty big hump right now
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Home alone: Ripe with opportunities" - If you lived on your own, and you were beholden to nobody, what would you do? How would you spend your time? What habits would you let fly?
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Three words: Grilled Chocolate Sandwich
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Winter nights in my youth were often just bundling up and reading a book. What books kept you company on those winter nights?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers mailed back Christmas gifts from his estranged family. Have you ever sent back a gift or had one sent back to you?
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any scuba divers here? Enrolled me and the SO in certification classes. Share your experiences and give advice to a new diver
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers beat KC or will the Chiefs stop them in their tracks? This is your SNF thread kicking off at 8:20pm ET on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 103: Hall of Famer BJ Penn comes out of retirement to fight Yair Rodriguez. Also Joe Lauzon vs Marcin Held. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Packers continue their winning ways or will the Cowboys lasso them up? Will the Chiefs ice the Steelers or will Ben, Bell, and Brown lead the way to another win? It is your Sunday NFL playoff thread, first kickoff is at 4:40 PM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can you end a sentence with a preposition?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Luck of the Irish strike again? Will the UK have a Bruiserweight Champion? Will the winner be a Real Man's Man? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament concludes live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is curious: what was the last album you bought, and what did you think of it?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Being stranded
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EPL returns, beginning with Baggies at Spurs, followed by the big group of 6 matches, finishing with Chelsea at Foxes. Sunday shows Citeh at Everton, climaxing with Man Utd and Liverpool. Kickoff starts 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST)
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin show up tonight? How will Felicity Jones fare? Will Sturgill Simpson play his cover of Nirvana's In Bloom? This is your Saturday Night Live discussion thread
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Milo and Pharma Bro headline the Hundred Moron March on UC Davis campus today at 4:30pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for round two of the NFL playoffs with the battle of the birds, Seattle at Atlanta starting at 4:35 ET on FOX, then the Texans try to beat the Patriots against all the odds at 8:15 ET on CBS
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be the breakout star? Who will be eliminated too early? Will the taxi and phone booth be on the stage? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament begins live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's another hockey filled Saturday, starting with PHI/BOS at 1pm ET plus two provincial battles: TOR/OTT at 7pm and EDM/CAL at 10pm. Should be a good Rock'em Sock'em Hockey Day
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Today's rocket surgery comes to us from the SpaceX Iridium-1 set to launch today at 12:54 ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's College Basketball Saturday, featuring #1 Baylor at #25 Kansas State, #5 Gonzaga vs #21 SMC, #7 Duke at #14 Louisville, #9 FSU at #11 UNC, and #12 Butler vs #15 Xavier, among many others. First games tip-off at Noon ET
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(Some Book Guy)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what's next up on your reading list
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will the new Discussion tab contain Fark's brony fandom? Or will lack of a pony thread due to the hiatus drive pony posting elsewhere? Find out during the My Little Pony marathon, 10am ET on Discovery Family
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Some Zippy Zebra)
 
 
 
Ever find a blast from your past? One of those things you remember from days of yore, that pops up in an unexpected place? Eat your heart out, Kool-Aid Man
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to be smack in the middle of this ice storm that's hitting the Midwest. Should ice accumulate on my satellite dish or other stuff, what's the best way to clean it off?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
♫ You wanna go where people know ♪ Mind Flayers will eat your brain ♬ You wanna go to the Friday Fark Gaming thread ♩ What have you been playing this week? Is there a game you've gotten rehab levels of addicted to? Let us know inside
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