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Tue June 27, 2017
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the cameras steal the last dregs of Spiceweasel's soul? Will Impaler show up? Will I finally need to dip into my snekretary mug at work? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Are your electronics creating a Vashtu dosh?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone actually like quinoa?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I should buy a boat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of the publication of the first Harry Potter book, "The Philosophers Stone," the NYT has a specially themed crossword puzzle today. Available free for ten days. Subby did it in 15:09
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decisions, Kushner financials and a lovely beverage - it's the formula for enjoying Rachel tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar is here for a rare live Raw appearance, Big Cass is seven-foot tall and a heel, and you can't teach that, and something is happening with the women's division. Plus Goldust. All that and more tonight on Monday Night Raw. (8PM EDT on USA)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Is it time to make all drugs legal? Let's take a hit at this
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How ketchup got its name. History to the left, insane arguments about the best ketchup to the right
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is the story of raising and losing a great dog. Share your story of any dog you have that was one of your best dogs
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy embark on a road trip in search of God. But God has other plans and sends The Saint of Killers to track them down. The comedy turns deadly in "On the Road." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The confusion continues as Evil Dale continues his insane quest to do whatever it is he needs to do as Good Dale wanders. What does Laura Palmer's diary have to do with anything? Twin Peaks, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 112 Michael Chiesa vs Kevin Lee, Johny "Rumble" Hendricks vs Tim Boesch, BJ Penn vs Dennis Siver. Fight Pass prelims at 5:30pm ET, Prelims at 7pm on Fox Sports 2, main card at 9pm on Fox Sports 1
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
For the first time SpaceX will launch a second Falcon 9 within 48 hrs. This one with the second 10 Iridium LEO comsats will go from Vandenberg at ~4:25 pm ET. Look for a softer first stage drone ship landing about 10 mins later
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Boris Said is back and it's going to be Alon Day when they have to make right turns in wine country as the NASCAR Boone's Farm Cup Series comes to Sonoma Raceway for one of the best races of the year at the Toyota/Save Mart 350, 3pm ET on FS1
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers: The Last Knight is a disappointing #1 with a dismal $40.1, proving the franchise is dead. Wonder Woman slips to #2 with $26 million, Doc Hollywood sequel Cars 3 #3 with $25 million while The Mummy falls to dust at #6 with $5.8 million
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer Day 6. Group play wraps up with two simultaneous games. Chile vs Australia and Germany vs Cameroon at 11am ET
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"The blues ain't nothing but a good man feeling down." The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the essential blues albums that everyone should have in their collection
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton dominates qualifying by a half second followed by Bottas then the Ferraris of Kimi and Vettel in row 2. The walls threaten disaster on the fast streets of Baku. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Azerbaijan, 8am ET on NBCSN
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The problem with contemporary feminism? Tribalism (trigger warning if you click)
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Missy, Bill, and Nardole are on a ship plunging into a black hole as the Mondasian Cybermen make their return. One dies before the night ends in "World Enough in Time". Doctor Who, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Xfinity cars hit the track for the Did You Know We Grow Corn In Iowa 250 tonight at 8:30pm ET on FS1
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 180 live from Madison Square Garden. Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva, Fedor Emelianenko vs Matt Mitrione. Early prelims stream at 6pm ET, Prelims at 8pm on Spike TV, main card PPV at 10pm
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer Confederations Cup day 5 Mexico vs Russia and New Zealand vs Portugal Both at 11am ET
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
So...what's on your summer reading list? The Saturday Morning Book Club is heading to the beach for vacation and needs some suggestions
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Do Wi-Fi and cell service belong in our national parks, or continue to leave them pristine and tower-free?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grilling with charcoal? Avoid these rookie mistakes
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Not normally a hat in hand guy, but a friend who has a kid in a bad way could use a hand with some outrageous medical expenses. She's probably going to lose her foot. Anything would help. Please and thank you. God bless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's for going straight-edge?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quick, no peeking - Who is the richest person in your state?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We survived another week. Let's sit down with a lovely beverage and Rachel tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Prepping for the eclipse. Want a decent camera to catch the event & some nat'l park time after, but I'm not a pro, so I don't know how to judge trade-offs in sensor size/ megapixels/ zoom, etc. for my budget ($650 max). Help a farkette out?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Lets get ready for some corn. The Nascar Camping World Truck Series is in the land of corn for the Iowa 200 at 8:30 on FS1 and the National Corn Growers Association app
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(Some Radio Head)
 
 
 
If you made a list of the top five radio DJs of all time, who would make it on there? LGT inspiration
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Before the Expansion Draft dust has settled, it's Entry Draft time. Will the Devils take Hischier or Patrick? Will the Golden Knights gather a 4th 1st round pick? Will there be anyone left at the Yotes table to make theirs? 7pm ET NBCSN, SN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will we get an epic news dump? Will we get a high up resignation? Indictments? Retirements? Will Donnie Two Scoops go into a twitshiat of rage? That's totally my band name. THIS is your Friday Trump News Dump scandal/rumor thread. (~6pm ET news dump)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe your last fart using a movie title. eg "Titanic"
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Friday Foodie Thread: Yes a chocolate-covered bacon breakfast-dessert mash-up is not some bacon dream you've been drooling about ...it's for REAL
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bulgaria gets its first comsat, courtesy of SpaceX and a certified pre-owned rocket. The weather geeks give this a 90% chance of GO. Launch window opens at 2:10pm ET, live stream starts about 20 minutes before
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I ask people open-ended questions when I meet them in order to find out about them, but they never do the same for me. They barely acknowledge my existence. How can I get people to like me enough to ask me questions?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's your favorite One Hit Wonder? Subby would say either Turning Japanese by The Vapors or Touch of Grey by The Grateful Dead
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to your SO why you have hundreds of unplayed games on Steam or GOG, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Friday the 13th? Everspace? Crusader Kings II? Kindergarten? Tell us inside
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Thu June 22, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump blasts wind in Iowa, McConnell hits the eject button on a sit in and a Saudi agent now works for the Trump regime. So, what will Rachel discuss tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
We need a CFL thread. No snarky headline, just football Riders vs Alouettes @ 7:30pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't trade their lottery pick away? Which team gets to officially hate LaVar Ball? Will Knicks fans burn the city down? This is your 2017 NBA draft discussion thread (7pm eastern)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Vlad get his sanctions lifted? Will Donnie Two Scoops get his Kompromat back? Will Yertle try to kill 24M Americans by the end of the day? Will Snekretary go on a grand adventure? THIS is your Trump administration scandal/rumor thread (~6pm ET drop)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have any fantasy that would be considered odd but are willing to tell us on here? Has it ever actually happened?
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer - Confederations Cup day 5. Cameroon vs Australia at 11am ET and then at 2pm is Germany vs Chile
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You've made it to the winners circle on the $100,000 Pyramid. You're giving clues like the game show badass you are. The final triangle flips. For $100,000 give your clues to "Things a Canadian would say"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO is next to advance in the Cueto Cup? WILL Kassius Ohno survive Black Mass? CAN Ember Moon wrestle an entire match without getting re-injured? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Pompeo awkwardly answer why he let Flynn in on top secret intelligence despite the CIA knowing he was compromised? Will Trump say that last night's victories totally vindicated him? THIS is your Trump administration scandal/speculation thread
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/21): Marvel decides that it needs another Spider-Man title, Batman tells a Riddler vs Joker story, some shirtless guy fights bears, and Aquaman...grows a beard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemingway. Man, the best I can manage some days is sitting at a keyboard and drooling. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A friend of mine is doing his Masters thesis on gaming use and personality characteristics. We would like a few minutes of your time, whilst you're not pwning noobs
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's the longest day of the year today; Summer Solstice. How can we make it not suck?
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer. Confederations Cup day 4. Russia vs. Portugal at 11am ET and Mexico vs. New Zealand at 2pm
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Planning your summer vacation? Here are places to avoid and places to go instead
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Where does fat go when you lose it? Vanish into thin air?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most unusual roadside diners in every state, because who doesn't want to eat out under a woman's skirt?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
More hockey in the desert? Sure what the hell, it did give us AM after all. NHL awards? Sure why not, they have to be given out at some point. And (probably) Fark's own playoff hockey awards? NOW you're talking. Draft revealed at 10amET. A final SUP
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(Internal Revenue Service)
 
 
 
My aunts are running the family business with a side of tax fraud and corporate theft, and my mom got so fed up I'm now on the board. I have incriminating evidence. Now what? DIT
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do if your swimming trunks accidentally fall off even if they're so tightened it hurts? Put them back on and wait to be arrested?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brussels man should not have had the chili at lunch, China tried and senate dems ask you be vewy,vewy qwiet, the'we hunting a healthcawe bill on Rachel at 9 PM EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's agenda on the line, he is Tweeting insane claims about Ossoff. Can Ossoff Handel the pressure and emerge victorious? Will the GOP suffer a loss? It's your Official Georgia Special Election Discussion Thread. Polls open at 7am ET, close at 7pm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pick any movie or book title, and change one word to give it a completely different story or plot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh hi, Fark. Subby just saw "The Room" for the first time. Ho Lee shiat. Anyway, how's your sex life
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be fatter? Will he answer only questions from Russian news outlets? Will this be our last sighting of Snekretary? *huuuuuuuuuff* SNEKRETARY'S BACK, APRIL. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's the 10th anniversary of subby's all time favorite Fark headline. What's the best headline OF ALL TIME?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work a high-stress job and am married. We have a young son, and my husband does nothing more than acknowledge our son's existence and doesn't help out with any chores. Is this the new normal for women, or is my husband a lazy-ass?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 21 biggest concert tours of all-time. Have you gone to any of them? Are you disappointed that your favorite one did not make the list? Are there any artists you really want to see but have not yet?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nothing on TV this week, so I'm looking for some sci-fi shows on Netflix to watch. Currently thinking about The 100, Sense8 or Continuum. What should I watch?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for advice dealing with Blue Cross/ Blue Shield and Medicare. DIT
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