Last time I went to Harry's I was refused service for being too drunk, so I stole some silverware from a table on my way out. I think the bartender was right.

I want to go eat all the potato chips at Harry's but I am too fat to be seen in public.

lunchinlewis: But how was the brunch?

I didn't know that the elderly knew about brunch, now!

Stars_At_Night: I want to go eat all the potato chips at Harry's but I am too fat to be seen in public.

At least you have a good excuse. I recently gave birth to a brown bear but I can't write that off on my taxes. Or can I......

lunchinlewis: TheKnownUniverse: I didn't know that the elderly knew about brunch, now!

Brunch ends at 9:00am for us.

I thought that maybe you were accidentally given the brunch menu when you showed up for dinner at 4:00.

Whaaaaat? Where was I when this was announced? I don't think my D&D posse would approve of my ditching them for Bowie... no matter how glorious his crotch may be.

It was a cod piece! A Cod Piece!

If drunk, I think it would be a bad idea to eat ice cream.

David Bowie's Area (new window, questionable taste, some links NSFW)

/obligatory

Can't make it to the party, but I had to add this to the conversation.

"If you don't know how you got here, how do you know where you're going?"

FishyFred: Stars_At_Night: I want to go eat all the potato chips at Harry's but I am too fat to be seen in public.

The last Fark Party at the Black Rooster, I was struck by the revelation that D.C. is the jackpot of hot Farkettes. I know you were there. Therefore, you're on the hot list. QED.

Your darn tootin' DC has teh hot Farkettes!

Oh god.... this wont end well.

I too have eaten at Harry's and lived. Meh, it's bar food. I can't imagine anyone here is too fancy for that. Ella's pizza is pretty close & yummy if one must eat, but I say why interfere with the drinking

might swing by after the company holiday party, but probably not.

Excuse me....In "Dance Magic" do they say "slap that baby and make him pee" or is it "see"? My friend insists it's "see" but everytime I watch it I can't hear the word "see" at all. Am I wrong?

I went to one in Arlington. This farker started hitting on my g/f when I was over talking to other farkers, when I came back I was getting these "go away she's mine" looks from him, which was quite comical to both of us.

/married to her now
//sorry Cary Elwes look-a-like dude.

I miss TheBitingFaery.

5 dollar milkshake: Excuse me....In "Dance Magic" do they say "slap that baby and make him pee" or is it "see"? My friend insists it's "see" but everytime I watch it I can't hear the word "see" at all. Am I wrong?

I always heard it as "slap that baby, make him scream"

The food there isn't THAT bad. It's not great, but you could do worse.

A Fark Labyrinth party? When did Fark lose it's balls?

MDGeist: A Fark Labyrinth party? When did Fark lose it's balls?

"...lose its balls?" When did Fark have, em? Except for the squirrel of course.

what a bowie might look like out of makeup.

Gwendolyn: someone who knows how the hell I can park and take the metro in would be awesome.

Super Commuter to the Rescue!

go to this link

The stations are clickable on it, and have maps, and photos of the street views.

If you're coming up 301, go west on 50 and park at New Carollton (Orange Line).

If you're coming up 4 or 5, toss a coin for Largo Town Center (Blue) or Branch Avenue (Green Line).

All three are End of the Line stations and have lots of parking.

If you're coming up 95, well, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't care about Bowie's pants if Michael Moschen would just stop playing with his balls.

And if you meet the farker of your dreams, or just the one of your immediate fantasy, you can get a cheap room at the Hotel Harrington, preferred venue for noon-time work-day fark-fests.

I don't own a Bowie, but I have a hunting knife with an 8" blade and a couple of bayonets.

Would that do?

Smells bad!