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Fark Party
Host: Solty Dog
Description: May 3 NEPA/NJ - Lehigh Valley Fark Party
Date/Time: May 3, 2014 - 07:00 PM (local time)
Party Info: Facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/events/1457429707810254

Jordan Lanes and Lounge.
731 Jordan Pkwy
Whitehall, PA 18052

They have $2 beers and maybe karaoke.
 
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2014-01-21 12:46:13 PM
Ooof. That's a bit far for me :-/
 
2014-01-21 12:47:57 PM
Oh, I am totally down for this one.
 
2014-01-21 12:49:53 PM
Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.
 
2014-01-21 12:50:38 PM

casey.lurvs.bacon: Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.


Carpool?
 
2014-01-21 12:54:24 PM
Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?
 
2014-01-21 12:56:05 PM

ami5000: Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?


We just did Philly. You city folks can come out to the sticks once.
 
2014-01-21 12:56:49 PM

gunsmack: We just did Philly. You city folks can come out to the sticks once.


rabble rabble rabble
 
2014-01-21 01:00:10 PM
I know everyone loves the Philly parties, me included. But I wanted to throw one for our more northern denizens. I scheduled it early enough that even if there is a summer Philly party, I will be at that to.
 
2014-01-21 01:01:52 PM

Solty Dog: I know everyone loves the Philly parties, me included. But I wanted to throw one for our more northern denizens. I scheduled it early enough that even if there is a summer Philly party, I will be at that to.


I know. I was just making a crappy joke about how people react when Philly parties are planned. GAWD.
 
2014-01-21 01:04:26 PM
Hour drive?

... maybe.
 
2014-01-21 01:06:07 PM
This is doable, but I don't think I socialize on here with anyone from my area :/

Meeting new people is teh scary
 
2014-01-21 01:06:42 PM
Bethlehem area here....  Last time I was at Jordan Lanes, My friend took a ball and rolled it own the hill outside (really hammered).  That was about 15yrs ago.  I stopped going there because every shiat bag would hit on your girlfriend when you walked in the door if she was attractive.  Started going to the Rose Bowl instead.
 
2014-01-21 01:07:08 PM

Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.

Carpool?


F*CK YES.  Lets make this happen.
 
2014-01-21 01:08:34 PM
Oh who am I kidding. I'll probably be there because $2 beers.
 
2014-01-21 01:10:11 PM
Wait, is this a bowling place? Because drunk bowling is awesome and I want to mock everyone out loud when they throw gutter balls.
 
2014-01-21 01:11:16 PM

drkdstryer: Wait, is this a bowling place? Because drunk bowling is awesome and I want to mock everyone out loud when they throw gutter balls.


EVEN BETTER
 
2014-01-21 01:11:37 PM

drkdstryer: Wait, is this a bowling place? Because drunk bowling is awesome and I want to mock everyone out loud when they throw gutter balls.


Ill mock your mocking.

Also, shots on strikes and gutter balls.
 
2014-01-21 01:11:48 PM

ami5000: I was just making a crappy joke about how people react when Philly parties are planned.


I liked it and chuckled slightly. It did not fall on deaf eyes.
 
2014-01-21 01:18:20 PM

drkdstryer: Wait, is this a bowling place? Because drunk bowling is awesome and I want to mock everyone out loud when they throw gutter balls.


If Lucky and I drive 10+ hours and you are not there, I will be so utterly upset I will do something.  I dont know what, but something will be done.
 
2014-01-21 01:19:32 PM

casey.lurvs.bacon: Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.

Carpool?

F*CK YES.  Lets make this happen.


Shoot me an email and we'll get it planned.
 
2014-01-21 01:21:27 PM

LaurenAguilera: Also, shots on strikes and gutter balls.


I'm liking this idea.
 
2014-01-21 01:27:37 PM

Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.

Carpool?

F*CK YES.  Lets make this happen.

Shoot me an email and we'll get it planned.


NO YOU

I dont remember your email addy anymore.
 
2014-01-21 01:27:48 PM
2.5 hours - kind of a far drive.
 
2014-01-21 01:39:14 PM

RexTalionis: 2.5 hours - kind of a far drive.


christ.  I'm trying to arrange to drive TEN PLUS HOURS.
 
2014-01-21 01:40:18 PM

casey.lurvs.bacon: Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Lucky LaRue: casey.lurvs.bacon: Oh Dawg, I would so dearly love to see you again, but I fear that drive is gonna be too much for me.

/will take frequent flyer donations.

Carpool?

F*CK YES.  Lets make this happen.

Shoot me an email and we'll get it planned.

NO YOU

I dont remember your email addy anymore.


Sent.
 
2014-01-21 01:48:28 PM
With all the mocking that's been going on, I sure hope that the Governor's office doesn't get wind of this... Route 80 will be a sea of cones.
 
2014-01-21 01:59:20 PM

casey.lurvs.bacon: RexTalionis: 2.5 hours - kind of a far drive.

christ.  I'm trying to arrange to drive TEN PLUS HOURS.


I'm Asian. We're not intended for long car trips.
 
2014-01-21 02:16:38 PM
Wierd. I'm in the LV visiting, so I'm getting a kick out if these replies.
 
2014-01-21 02:17:21 PM
Sadly, I'd have to take a night off from work.
 
2014-01-21 02:17:54 PM
ha!  I live like 20 minutes from there.
 
2014-01-21 02:23:46 PM
Jordan Lanes is old and smells like pee.
 
2014-01-21 02:37:16 PM
LaurenAguilera:

Meeting new people is teh scary

Don't feel that way, Lauren. Most Fark folks are really decent and very smart. I know you'll be totally fine.
 
2014-01-21 02:38:34 PM

mcsiegs: ha!  I live like 20 minutes from there.


How is 20 minutes different from like 20 minutes? Is like 20 minutes faster than regular 20 minutes?
 
2014-01-21 02:44:25 PM
I find it pretty sad that this Fark Party is the closest to where I live that I've seen listed and it's still 2 hours away :(
 
2014-01-21 02:48:46 PM
Eight years too late for me.

/former Whitehall resident
 
2014-01-21 02:52:03 PM

ami5000: Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?


Agreed.  And it should be in Roxborough.  In fact, unless it's at the Mexican restaurant a block away from my house, I'm going to complain about how far away it is.

But seriously, I've been out of town for all the Philly meet-ups that I have seen.  Grumble.
 
2014-01-21 03:18:02 PM
MrsAltheaToldMe and I will be there.  No worries though, no one will know me and no one will care.  Im just going to film the debauchery.

/Harrisburg here.
//Whitehall sucks.
///Better than Danville though.
 
2014-01-21 03:23:38 PM
1.5 hours away, might try to make this one. Haven't been to one since Vegas.
 
2014-01-21 03:25:22 PM

LaurenAguilera: drkdstryer: Wait, is this a bowling place? Because drunk bowling is awesome and I want to mock everyone out loud when they throw gutter balls.

Ill mock your mocking.

Also, shots on strikes and gutter balls.


I like shots, I often strike out and my wife says I have gutter-balls.  I'm all in!

/Thank you for your service.
 
2014-01-21 03:29:01 PM
Nice.  Only 15 minutes away from me, can finally see if you people are real or not...
 
2014-01-21 03:32:24 PM
I'm willing to carpool or provide a ride to anyone in need.  If you can make it to my house or are on the way, the Deadhead Taxi is open for business.  It' will be like the 90 Foxboro show all over again (minus the midget snorting heroin and the semi-broken VW bus transporting us)

EIP

/If you have rum or weed, I'll travel an extra hour out of my way to pick you up.
//KIDDING
///Totally NOT kidding
 
2014-01-21 06:01:23 PM
I am a daily lurker, and super rare poster, but I live 15 minutes away and I can't think of a good reason to not go.
 
2014-01-21 06:06:13 PM
Whitehall? I'll only come if it's moved to the Bangor fire company and I can sit at the third seat from the cig machine at the bar.
 
2014-01-21 07:13:22 PM
Bangor? I hardly know her!
 
2014-01-21 07:24:42 PM
about an hour and twenty minutes from here (outside Scranton). bowling, cheap beer, and random people from the internet? sounds like fun
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2014-01-21 08:29:09 PM
I guess that's close enough to Harrisburg
 
2014-01-21 11:53:07 PM
hmmm. that might be doable.
 
2014-01-23 08:57:03 PM

bigworld2000: Bangor? I hardly know her!


Why Bangor when you can Mount Bethel?
 
2014-01-29 07:20:36 PM
I don't want to be that guy and biatch about the venue, but of all the places in the Lehigh Valley to have a Fark Party, why Jordan Lanes?

Having said that, I almost have to go to this. I live way too close to have any excuse.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:53 PM

MadOx75: I don't want to be that guy and biatch about the venue, but of all the places in the Lehigh Valley to have a Fark Party, why Jordan Lanes?


I was thinking of entertainment. They have bowling, pool, a bar, and karaoke. That way people don't have to sit like lumps. There is also a White Castle down the street. Jordan Lanes was one of the places I used to hang out at in Allentown. Most of the other places, Croc Rock, B&G Station, the Pig Pen and a few others are either gone or falling apart. I still go to Jordan now and again to bowl, so it just seemed logical. I would be more than happy to entertain suggestions for any future LV parties.
 
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