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Fark Party
Host: Incorrigible Astronaut
Description: It's time for a long overdue KC Fark Party, Sat. June 21 @ The Levee near The Plaza
Date/Time: June 21, 2014 - 07:00 PM (local time)
Party Info: Facebook Page- https://www.facebook.com/events/1408025889443839

We'll be hosting a little shindig at The Levee (between Westport and The Plaza) in June, with a possible pre-party at Power and Light the night before. Come down, get some Oklahoma Joe's, drink some Boulevard, then stumble are the Plaza with us and try to avoid peeing in the fountains.

Several people have mentioned carpooling from other states (or even making a little vacation out of it to see the World War I museum, the college basketball hall of fame, etc) so it should be a great time.

We're reserving a spot for up to 40 people on the condition that we knock out $300 between food and booze that night- piece of cake for Farkers, right?
 
Location: The Levee
16 W 43rd St
Kansas City, MO 64111

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2014-01-10 10:52:43 AM
Oh snap. That's a really short drive for me (~4 hours).
I'll tentatively commit to going, but I think SGD is doing a St. Louis party sometime around then. Going to be a fun month.
 
2014-01-10 11:04:28 AM
I'm interested.
 
2014-01-10 11:09:03 AM
I'm tentatively interested but I'll have to see what else is going on that weekend.
 
2014-01-10 11:11:13 AM
Sweet, Im in!
 
2014-01-10 11:14:39 AM
Link to the FB page-  https://www.facebook.com/events/1408025889443839

Honest Bender: Oh snap. That's a really short drive for me (~4 hours).
I'll tentatively commit to going, but I think SGD is doing a St. Louis party sometime around then. Going to be a fun month.


Hers is the first weekend of May- I believe that this is the week after her commencement, so she might be able to come to this one too.
 
2014-01-10 11:24:57 AM
pencil me in.
 
2014-01-10 11:38:13 AM
Definite maybe.
 
2014-01-10 11:46:37 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut:


Hers is the first weekend of May- I believe that this is the week after her commencement, so she might be able to come to this one too.


KCMO is actually closer than STL. I can make both easy.
 
2014-01-10 12:56:41 PM
Do you guys all get naked and cover yourselves in BBQ sauce and writhe around in a big pile?
 
2014-01-10 12:58:35 PM
Yeah, sure.  I could probably show up.  The Well is a pretty good place, too.
 
2014-01-10 01:01:03 PM
I will be there for sure 100% stoked!
 
2014-01-10 01:01:55 PM
That is a 5 hour drive..  My wife has been asking to get away for a while.  I'm down like 4 flat tires stuck in the mud.
 
2014-01-10 01:03:38 PM
This one's local for me.  Color me intrigued.
 
2014-01-10 01:05:13 PM
Can I wear jorts or is this a fancy place?
 
2014-01-10 01:09:47 PM
I was just there for the holidays but now back home. Bummer.
 
2014-01-10 01:15:20 PM
My old stomping grounds, wish I could make it.
Have fun all!
 
2014-01-10 01:22:12 PM
Within smelling distance of Waldo Pizza?
 
2014-01-10 01:23:29 PM
How do lurkers fare at these?  Are we denied entry, ridiculed, and/or beaten?

/Why did I spend 10 minutes checking my grammar?
//Just realizing I have a problem, why I'm a lurker.
///Still worried I screwed it up.
 
2014-01-10 01:23:43 PM
The Well is well within stumbling distance to my abode...probably still gonna lurk
 
hej
2014-01-10 01:26:08 PM
I'll go. If I remember. And I don't have anything else going on. And I feel like it. And I'm not passed out on the couch...
 
2014-01-10 01:32:00 PM
I put it on the calendar.  Wife usually tells me where we're going on holiday breaks about 8 hours in advance (if I'm lucky), but otherwise..
 
2014-01-10 01:36:17 PM
ARRGGHHH!!!  Of course a Fark party happens there right after I move from KC!

goddamitsomuch!
 
2014-01-10 01:37:03 PM
I'll be at the Indy 500.
 
2014-01-10 01:46:52 PM
Expect about a 2% return on that investment...

just saying
 
2014-01-10 01:59:06 PM
I may or may not attend. 

YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, AGENT FISHER.
 
2014-01-10 02:12:44 PM
If I can swing transportation to and from Lawrence... I miiight come. People from the Internet are weird.

/may be from the Internet
 
2014-01-10 02:13:03 PM
Only a 3 hour drive for me. I want to.
 
2014-01-10 02:20:45 PM

TheNewJesus: Expect about a 2% return on that investment...

just saying


The Well is free and big enough that we can scrounge tables together, especially with so many people from the area heading to the Ozarks that weekend. No way I'm paying $500 for ~28 people I don't know.
 
2014-01-10 02:32:33 PM
Well it's about farking time.  I was beginning to think that nobody in KC parties anymore.

*walks away from mirror and drops mic*
 
2014-01-10 02:39:43 PM
KC?  WTF?  Weird place for a party or get-together.  :o
 
2014-01-10 03:00:01 PM
In.
 
2014-01-10 03:03:06 PM
Possibly.
 
2014-01-10 03:08:09 PM
Only 421 miles away? Hmm...
 
2014-01-10 03:12:11 PM

Raging Thespian: Only 421 miles away? Hmm...


The non-Iowa parts go by quickly, and you can stop in Des Moines midway through. It's not a terrible drive.
 
2014-01-10 03:13:34 PM
For those who might consider a trip of it, the Royals are out of town right then, but Sporting (MLS) has Toronto the night before, which looks to be a corker with their lineup changes.  I have a suspicion that the party's host (Incorrigible Astronaut) will be there and could attest to the atmosphere even if you haven't watched much soccer.
 
2014-01-10 03:20:25 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Raging Thespian: Only 421 miles away? Hmm...

The non-Iowa parts go by quickly, and you can stop in Des Moines midway through. It's not a terrible drive.


I still have nightmares about corn from the last time I drove across Iowa.
 
2014-01-10 03:27:56 PM
I read that as KFC Fark Party and thought that you guys were really lowering your standards.
 
2014-01-10 03:32:09 PM

Lawnchair: For those who might consider a trip of it, the Royals are out of town right then, but Sporting (MLS) has Toronto the night before, which looks to be a corker with their lineup changes.  I have a suspicion that the party's host (Incorrigible Astronaut) will be there and could attest to the atmosphere even if you haven't watched much soccer.


I actually thought about having it out at the Legends, but it's too... suburban, and Saturday just works better. However, if you can get there a day early, SKC park (and the entire surrounding area) is a great time. Lawnchair is a wise person.
 
2014-01-10 07:04:14 PM

Dragonflew: I read that as KFC Fark Party and thought that you guys were really lowering your standards.


Thighs and breasts everwhere
 
2014-01-10 07:50:20 PM
Sounds good!
 
2014-01-10 08:00:15 PM
About a 4 hour drive for me...it's possible, but dependent on whether or not I'm going to Wild Nights for heavily subsidized for driving one of their shuttles this year, since it's only a couple weeks before.  How about an OKC fark party?
 
2014-01-10 09:56:17 PM

ChipNASA: Do you guys all get naked and cover yourselves in BBQ sauce and writhe around in a big pile?


What goes on at fark Parties stays at fark parties.

donutsauce: How do lurkers fare at these?  Are we denied entry, ridiculed, and/or beaten?


There were a few lurkers at the last DFW party I went to.  More when Drew shows up.  I think the key to getting Drew there is get a radio host to interview him or have a good sports event in town that day.
 
2014-01-11 01:09:00 AM
Dang, i'll be in nearby Topeka the holiday weekend.
 
2014-01-11 10:59:44 AM
I don't know if was last KC Fark party, the KCMO snobs got all uppity about having it at the Legends.
 
2014-01-11 01:40:31 PM
I'm only 130 miles away. So I'd better go! Please print my name on the place card. Mike Bellman

It's a classy affair right?
 
2014-01-11 04:08:54 PM
8chan.co
 
2014-01-11 04:57:17 PM

Dear Jerk: I don't know if was last KC Fark party, the KCMO snobs got all uppity about having it at the Legends.


I got curious, and you're right- there was a lot of butthurt in there (and 2007? This is long overdue). The Legends is a cool place (and if you're coming in Friday, I highly recommend checking out the MLS Champion Sporting KC match out there that night), but I like the vibe of the Waldo/Plaza/Downtown area a bit better. It's unique, and I figure that if people are going to be coming in from out of town...
 
2014-01-11 05:15:49 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: 2007


Was the before or after the Waldo rapist?
 
2014-01-11 06:10:55 PM

libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: 2007

Was the before or after the Waldo rapist?


this *
 
2014-01-11 06:54:15 PM

libranoelrose: libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: 2007

Was the before or after the Waldo rapist?

this *


Dunno, I was lurking in Sports and Entertainment threads back then. I honestly don't recognize any of the people in that thread.
 
2014-01-11 10:13:13 PM
Power & Light is overpriced, and unpleasant to drive into / out of...and that's coming from an ex-cab driver. Speaking of that: if you're staying on the Kansas side, the Missouri cabbies will charge you extra for crossing the state line, some BS about their regulated industry not being regulated once they cross that line giving them the right to gouge customers. Also a cautionary footnote to the P&L for out-of-towners: for the love of the FSM or whatever other deity you may believe in, stay in the brightly lit area! They carved a piece out of some not so nice parts of town, lit the crap out of them, and started heavily patrolling them - this doesn't mean the streets are tourist-safe, once they're outside of that overly-bright glow.

Waldo doesn't have the best parking, but it does have a great vibe, and decent prices. Also, Waldo Pizza, and Tasso's is also nearby, if you like Greek food.

The Plaza can be on the expensive side, but it's pedestrian-friendly, fairly well patrolled, and has lots of parking garages.

Legends is okay for the bar scene, but it's better for food and shopping during the day - Cabela's for outdoor enthusiasts (we probably have one or two Farkers who secretly don't abhor fresh air and sunshine...), Nebraska Furniture Mart and tons of other shops for those of us who like our nature safely encased behind glass.

Westport can get really crowded, but as a result, it's more pedestrian-friendly than car-friendly. A very large number of bars are across the streets from one another there, including historical Kelly's Westport Inn.

Addressing a couple of specific comments: I do not personally know of anyplace that does naked BBQ sauce wrestling, but if you have enough money, and look in the right odd places, you might get lucky - one possible place to ask around would be Missie B's, they seem to be a fairly tolerant crowd, and might be able to point you towards the stranger side of things. As for people from the internet being weird - you do realize you're reading this on FARK? I like to think of this as a place where eccentrics and flat-out weirdos can gleefully enjoy the oddities of life, and general stupidity of the majority of the human race, with the occasional happy-tear-jerker story about rescued kitties - just in time for Caturday!

PS: If any of you coming in from out of town can identify the weird looking things on top of Bartle Hall...please tell us what they are, we still can't figure it out.
 
2014-01-11 11:39:35 PM
Bad things happen when I go ti Kansas City, so no can do.
 
2014-01-13 04:17:56 PM

polyhedron collider: Also a cautionary footnote to the P&L for out-of-towners: for the love of the FSM or whatever other deity you may believe in, stay in the brightly lit area! They carved a piece out of some not so nice parts of town, lit the crap out of them, and started heavily patrolling them - this doesn't mean the streets are tourist-safe, once they're outside of that overly-bright glow.


There's nothing wrong with downtown. Now you go south and east a couple miles and it gets hairy, but again, for the most part, if you're not being an idiot, you're fine. But downtown is fine.

polyhedron collider: Westport can get really crowded, but as a result, it's more pedestrian-friendly than car-friendly. A very large number of bars are across the streets from one another there, including historical Kelly's Westport Inn.


You're far more apt to have something bad happen in Westport, than you are downtown.
 
2014-01-17 07:02:43 AM
KC is a hop, skip, and jump for me, but i may be going to a music festival that weekend.
i will flag this event as tentative.
 
2014-01-17 08:59:04 AM
Hey guys, we're moving this back a couple of weeks so that we're not bumping right up against the St. Louis party.
 
2014-01-25 12:02:40 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Hey guys, we're moving this back a couple of weeks so that we're not bumping right up against the St. Louis party.


Mid-MO Farkers must be ecstatic, it's like 1985 all over again.

/will hang a WELCOME FARKERS banner on the Midway overpass
//speaking of that, my mom recently finished redecorating the Midway Truck Plaza diner
///As seen on TV
 
2014-01-25 07:48:06 PM
Would love to attend but am performing for a summer solstice show in the Ozarks. Hoping I don't get swallowed up by a sink hole. Godspeed.
 
2014-02-25 03:43:34 AM
Instead, it should be on Sun. Mar. 16 after Planet Comic-Con, and someone should talk Wil & Co. into coming.
 
2014-02-25 03:48:43 AM

Windfoxie: If I can swing transportation to and from Lawrence... I miiight come. People from the Internet are weird.

/may be from the Internet


I have to drive through Lawrence from Topeka, so that's do-able depending on how many other Farkers I have to drag along.
 
2014-02-25 03:53:44 AM

DON.MAC: ChipNASA: Do you guys all get naked and cover yourselves in BBQ sauce and writhe around in a big pile?

What goes on at fark Parties stays at fark parties.

donutsauce: How do lurkers fare at these?  Are we denied entry, ridiculed, and/or beaten?

There were a few lurkers at the last DFW party I went to.  More when Drew shows up.  I think the key to getting Drew there is get a radio host to interview him or have a good sports event in town that day.


Seriously? Hm.. Let me look into some things, get a hold of some people. It might be early enough that I can see if I can pull some strings
 
2014-05-07 09:58:11 PM
So, here's an idea... the Royals play the Mariners at 1:10 that day, which I'm guessing should have more than a few cheap seats available. Who's up for getting a small block of tickets and going before the party gets started?
 
2014-05-21 08:12:05 PM
For out-of-towners: Mapquest is your friend. Mapquest to and from any location in KC as there aren't always corresponding on-ramps at the same place as the off-ramps. Or risk getting lost in Kansas City forever. Choose wisely.
 
2014-05-21 08:12:15 PM

donutsauce: How do lurkers fare at these?  Are we denied entry, ridiculed, and/or beaten?

/Why did I spend 10 minutes checking my grammar?
//Just realizing I have a problem, why I'm a lurker.
///Still worried I screwed it up.


Being a local lurker is even worse. I get the sweats even thinking about social pressure. Or maybe its our humidity.
 
2014-05-21 08:44:59 PM
Dammit! Olathe here but I'm on a float trip that weekend.
 
2014-05-21 09:54:08 PM
Sounds like a good time to me, I've always wanted to meet freaks like me.
 
2014-05-21 09:56:09 PM

Jorducci: donutsauce: How do lurkers fare at these?  Are we denied entry, ridiculed, and/or beaten?

/Why did I spend 10 minutes checking my grammar?
//Just realizing I have a problem, why I'm a lurker.
///Still worried I screwed it up.

Being a local lurker is even worse. I get the sweats even thinking about social pressure. Or maybe its our humidity.


You guys'll be fine. It's just a group of people having a beer or two- given the small-ish amount of RSVPs on the Facebook page and size of the venue, I probably won't even make a reservation- just look for the table with nametags.
 
2014-05-21 10:58:47 PM
If there was just one in Lawrence...  Waldo is so hard to get home from with a.5 bac.
 
2014-05-21 11:07:35 PM
I'm local.  Might be down.  Waldo Pizza is a decent place.  Never been to The Well but if the longtime locals like it, that would be ok.

Also, unless there's a Sporting KC in the mix, avoid Legends.  It's just a crap ton of shopping and chain restaurants.
 
2014-05-22 12:08:44 AM
The atmosphere at a Sporting KC match is amazing, the fans are incredible and that stadium is totally first class.  If you are in town and the least bit inclined to see a match, go!  Everyones comments on the various entertainment districts have pretty much matched my experiences, Tasso's Greek Restaurant has a belly dancer that is totally hot and must be a vampire or something because there are photos of her from decades ago and she still looks exactly the same.  It's a great place to smash plates, Ommpa!
 
2014-05-22 12:13:44 AM
Gonna have to make this happen. mitch, we're crashing on your couch.
 
2014-05-22 12:48:09 AM

brobinson2001: Windfoxie: If I can swing transportation to and from Lawrence... I miiight come. People from the Internet are weird.

/may be from the Internet

I have to drive through Lawrence from Topeka, so that's do-able depending on how many other Farkers I have to drag along.


Thanks! Lemme see how the work/money situation looks in a week or two... Memorial Day weekend may force some austerity in June.
 
2014-05-22 06:53:55 AM
I do manufacturing on a shift rotation, so I might have to work the next morning. We'll see.
 
2014-05-22 07:37:51 AM
As I'm coming in from out of town, I'm going to make a full weekend out of it by hitting P&L/Howl at the Moon Friday, Royals/Mariners, The Plaza Saturday, and the Legends/giant farking water slide of death on Sunday, because reasons.

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schlitterblog.com
 
2014-05-22 10:53:21 AM
Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun, FTW, folks!

Also: It will be either cold as hell or hot as hell (probably the latter) when you visit. Dress accordingly.

Kansas City has PLENTY of parking EVERYWHERE. And most of it's free.

- The things on top of Bartle Hall are alien restrooms. Everyone knows that.

- Yes, the "Power & White District" WILL mug you. Also, don't bother going if you wear baggy clothes. Or don't have lily-white skin. Or are over the age of reason. It truly sucks.

- Westport is for the 20s-30s crowd. Casual or dress-up, just like most anywhere in town.

- Country Club Plaza is for those (young or old) who have money (they were called "yuppies" in my day, onion belt and all) or for people who just want to walk around a pretty part of town in a safe environment (okay, it's safe during the DAY, anyway; the kids all come out at night, so GTFO or suffer from your poor decisionmaking after dark).

If "The Well" isn't your crowd:
- Waldo Pizza is less than half a block away (best pizza in town, for those of you from Chicago/New York, but we have PLENTY of pizza places around).
- Blues, booze and barbecue float your boat? "B.B.'s Lawnside Barbecue" is on 85th Street (about a mile or so from The Well). Live music, cheap drinks and the best blues jukebox in town (since the Grand Emporium closed down some years ago).
- Breakfast: Plenty of choices, but Georgie Porgie's (103rd and Wornall, just a few miles south of The Well) breakfasts are NOT to be missed.

Those of you who aren't drunk (hey, there's plenty of other in Kansas City, BUT IT'S ILLEGAL SO LOOK OUT!!!) can crash at my shiatty house. (No drunks because I am NOT cleaning that up, kids!)
 
2014-05-22 01:51:54 PM
I didn't know Farmers existed in the KC area./ Lees Summit
 
2014-05-22 02:12:18 PM
Oh, Westport, how you have fallen. But hey, it's good to see the rural inhabitants are discovering city life with gateway venues such as The Well.

What happened, anyway? Bijou Theater one day, drunk farmers children the next.
 
2014-05-22 09:46:44 PM

Meesterjojo: Oh, Westport, how you have fallen. But hey, it's good to see the rural inhabitants are discovering city life with gateway venues such as The Well.

What happened, anyway? Bijou Theater one day, drunk farmers children the next.


Come one, Westport isn't as bad as it was ten years ago.  Which ain't saying shiat, but it's sure cleaned itself up since that moron kid got way too drunk, got knocked over and died while other morons walked around him.
 
2014-05-23 07:23:23 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: Meesterjojo: Oh, Westport, how you have fallen. But hey, it's good to see the rural inhabitants are discovering city life with gateway venues such as The Well.

What happened, anyway? Bijou Theater one day, drunk farmers children the next.

Come one, Westport isn't as bad as it was ten years ago.  Which ain't saying shiat, but it's sure cleaned itself up since that moron kid got way too drunk, got knocked over and died while other morons walked around him.


The one really positive thing about the P&L/CBE tourist trap is that it took the bros out of Westport and The Crossroads. Remember Johnny Dare's? Ugh.
 
2014-05-23 10:13:21 AM
Hotel reservation has been made. No guarantee yet but I'm 90% sure I'll be there.
 
2014-05-31 07:01:11 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: As I'm coming in from out of town, I'm going to make a full weekend out of it by hitting P&L/Howl at the Moon Friday, Royals/Mariners, The Plaza Saturday, and the Legends/giant farking water slide of death on Sunday, because reasons.

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Looks like they just delayed the opening again. Some namby-pamby thinks it needs testing, or something.
 
2014-05-31 07:14:09 PM
Been waiting for this for a while now.  Let's make it happen
 
2014-05-31 08:12:31 PM
I might be interested in that. I could definitely go for a stop at Arthur Bryant's while I was there.

Anybody passing through Cedar Rapids/Iowa City?
 
2014-05-31 10:45:46 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Incorrigible Astronaut: As I'm coming in from out of town, I'm going to make a full weekend out of it by hitting P&L/Howl at the Moon Friday, Royals/Mariners, The Plaza Saturday, and the Legends/giant farking water slide of death on Sunday, because reasons.

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Looks like they just delayed the opening again. Some namby-pamby thinks it needs testing, or something.


June 29th? Motherf*cker. There go those plans. Than again, drunk farkers and a giant waterslide probably aren't the best of combinations.
 
2014-06-01 12:38:18 AM
Not that far from the oddest town in the area. Any other Peculiar farkers?Waldo is great, especially for a pub crawl!
 
hej
2014-06-01 10:04:59 AM

Dear Jerk: I don't know if was last KC Fark party, the KCMO snobs got all uppity about having it at the Legends.


Well, KCK is incredibly redneck, which is a bit antithetical to Fark culture.
 
2014-06-01 12:38:09 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: rumpelstiltskin: Incorrigible Astronaut: As I'm coming in from out of town, I'm going to make a full weekend out of it by hitting P&L/Howl at the Moon Friday, Royals/Mariners, The Plaza Saturday, and the Legends/giant farking water slide of death on Sunday, because reasons.

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Looks like they just delayed the opening again. Some namby-pamby thinks it needs testing, or something.

June 29th? Motherf*cker. There go those plans. Than again, drunk farkers and a giant waterslide probably aren't the best of combinations.


Watching the coverage of the opening on the news, it seems some caution may be in order. I get the impression a bunch of dudes just got together and said, "Let's build a million foot high waterslide!" "Cool!" And then after it was almost ready, someone asked, "Are people going to die when they get to the bottom?" And the designers looked at each other and said, "We'll get back to you on that." I don't think the question had ever occurred to them. There have been some design changes at the bottom of the drop, and now they need to do some more testing.
 
2014-06-01 12:40:48 PM
I live minutes away from Waldo so I'll be there IF I don't get relocated in the next month (possible job on the east coast).

Tasso's is the best Greek food I've ever had, btw.
 
2014-06-01 12:45:37 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: As I'm coming in from out of town, I'm going to make a full weekend out of it by hitting P&L/Howl at the Moon Friday, Royals/Mariners, The Plaza Saturday, and the Legends/giant farking water slide of death on Sunday, because reasons.


Nope. Wouldn't ride that water slide knowing that someone like me is making the calculations that determine whether you live or die.
 
2014-06-01 12:56:41 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Watching the coverage of the opening on the news, it seems some caution may be in order. I get the impression a bunch of dudes just got together and said, "Let's build a million foot high waterslide!" "Cool!" And then after it was almost ready, someone asked, "Are people going to die when they get to the bottom?" And the designers looked at each other and said, "We'll get back to you on that." I don't think the question had ever occurred to them. There have been some design changes at the bottom of the drop, and now they need to do some more testing.


Wow... it's turning into KC's version of Action Park.
 
2014-06-01 07:22:43 PM
I was at the Well a few days ago.  My food was very good.
 
2014-06-01 08:46:00 PM
I'll be there!
 
2014-06-01 10:18:56 PM
Only 1800 miles. Hmmmm.
 
2014-06-02 12:15:38 AM
It's my Birthday weekend. If the wife doesn't have some thoughtful surprise planned, I might head over. Considering going to the K on Sunday.
 
2014-06-02 09:17:23 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: rumpelstiltskin: Watching the coverage of the opening on the news, it seems some caution may be in order. I get the impression a bunch of dudes just got together and said, "Let's build a million foot high waterslide!" "Cool!" And then after it was almost ready, someone asked, "Are people going to die when they get to the bottom?" And the designers looked at each other and said, "We'll get back to you on that." I don't think the question had ever occurred to them. There have been some design changes at the bottom of the drop, and now they need to do some more testing.

Wow... it's turning into KC's version of Action Park.


You have no idea how right you are.

I worked on the initial design phase of the waterpark and the corners they asked us to cut were far and wide, way beyond anything I'd ever experienced. Safety takes a back seat to efficiency and lowest cost, there are no hydraulic engineers involved (let alone sound fluid dynamicsl, and the now famous line "we do this in Texas, so it must be ok".

Simply put... I don't let my kids go there.
 
2014-06-05 07:23:56 AM
Sounds like a good time. I will keep an eye on the thread.
 
2014-06-05 07:45:25 AM
Working all that weekend, so no dice for me. Maybe next time.
 
kth
2014-06-05 08:56:40 AM
Only a block away. Hmmm...
 
hej
2014-06-05 09:10:56 AM
Will there be a sign of some sort, or should I just walk in and yell "I'M HERE FOR THE FARK PARTY"
 
2014-06-05 09:52:08 AM
As long as my band and/or my crush's band isn't playing a show that night, I'll come hang out. It is SO hard to get Kansas Citians out of their comfort zones sometimes. (Never been to the Well, as I fully admit that I used to be a Midtown/Crossroads-only hipster.)

/if we are playing a show, don't come. Unless you like queers yelling at you about making out
 
2014-06-05 10:22:29 AM

hej: Will there be a sign of some sort, or should I just walk in and yell "I'M HERE FOR THE FARK PARTY"


We'll have nametags and such, and I can't imagine that there will be a lot of 20+ person tables. We'll also probably be pretty drunk.
 
2014-06-05 04:12:07 PM
I already have Tickets for Worlds Of Fun that whole Weekend for the kids. But this sounds Great me and the missus might be able to Slip away for some Adult time and be able to join.
 
2014-06-05 11:36:25 PM
I drove by the Waterslide of Death last night, now they've got netting totally encompassing the whole slide portion, so at least you won't fly off completely.
 
2014-06-08 03:38:04 AM
Pencil me in. Might be working that morning, but I should be done in plenty of time to drive up from Lee's Summit.
 
2014-06-11 11:52:01 AM
i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!
 
2014-06-11 12:55:31 PM
If anyone needs a ride from Columbia, MO, I'm volunteering 2 seats for the drive over.
 
2014-06-11 02:14:04 PM

mrswood: i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!


You know about Worlds of Fun? F*ck the Legends and the death slide, I want to go back there.
 
2014-06-11 02:16:57 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!

You know about Worlds of Fun? F*ck the Legends and the death slide, I want to go back there.


can you go on sunday funday?
 
2014-06-11 05:13:40 PM

mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!

You know about Worlds of Fun? F*ck the Legends and the death slide, I want to go back there.

can you go on sunday funday?


Yeah, I wasn't planning on driving back until Monday. I'll probably bring some friends.
 
2014-06-11 05:32:28 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!

You know about Worlds of Fun? F*ck the Legends and the death slide, I want to go back there.

can you go on sunday funday?

Yeah, I wasn't planning on driving back until Monday. I'll probably bring some friends.


This is relevant to my interests.
 
2014-06-12 09:35:19 AM

fat aristotle: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: i will be working Saturday and who knows what time I will get out of there. if I magically get out by 6, i can hightail it down to KC. if anyone is interested in going to waffle house and world's of fun on sunday, let's do this!

You know about Worlds of Fun? F*ck the Legends and the death slide, I want to go back there.

can you go on sunday funday?

Yeah, I wasn't planning on driving back until Monday. I'll probably bring some friends.

This is relevant to my interests.


Bars Friday and Saturday night, Royals game Saturday, WoF Sunday... it's going to be a fun weekend.
 
2014-06-12 10:18:05 AM
So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?
 
2014-06-12 11:37:38 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?


what other places have already been ruled out?
 
2014-06-12 12:36:28 PM

mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?

what other places have already been ruled out?


Foundry/McCoy's, anything else in Waldo, and Power and Light. All of them can do groups, but they charge a ton for it, and it's hard to know how many people will show up to these things.
 
2014-06-12 01:16:34 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?

what other places have already been ruled out?

Foundry/McCoy's, anything else in Waldo, and Power and Light. All of them can do groups, but they charge a ton for it, and it's hard to know how many people will show up to these things.


the levee
16 WEST 43RD STREET

has a room available called "the west room" that is available and can accommodate up to 40 people, no deposit required but we have to spend $300 on food and bev.

there's pictures and info on the website.

what do you think?
 
2014-06-12 04:27:26 PM

mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?

what other places have already been ruled out?

Foundry/McCoy's, anything else in Waldo, and Power and Light. All of them can do groups, but they charge a ton for it, and it's hard to know how many people will show up to these things.

the levee
16 WEST 43RD STREET

has a room available called "the west room" that is available and can accommodate up to 40 people, no deposit required but we have to spend $300 on food and bev.

there's pictures and info on the website.

what do you think?


My friends back home Are saying it's ideal. Let's do it.
 
2014-06-12 04:53:24 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: mrswood: Incorrigible Astronaut: So, problem. The Well is hosting a pub crawl and will be packed by 5, with no way to reserve tables. We need to find a new venue, probably in the likes of Westport, Crossroads, or even The Legends. I'm open to anything, but my not being in town makes it a bit trickier. Suggestions?

what other places have already been ruled out?

Foundry/McCoy's, anything else in Waldo, and Power and Light. All of them can do groups, but they charge a ton for it, and it's hard to know how many people will show up to these things.

the levee
16 WEST 43RD STREET

has a room available called "the west room" that is available and can accommodate up to 40 people, no deposit required but we have to spend $300 on food and bev.

there's pictures and info on the website.

what do you think?

My friends back home Are saying it's ideal. Let's do it.


I'll email them back and say it's on.  they want a credit card, but it will only be charged $100 if we cancel. I can do it if you want. NBD. I have no idea what time I will be in town. can I CC you on the email to them?
 
2014-06-12 05:10:52 PM
Yeah. Worse comes to worse, I can help split it,
 
2014-06-12 05:32:05 PM

mrswood: the levee
16 WEST 43RD STREET

what do you think?


FARKERS: this place is at 43rd and Main Street. and it's LITERALLY just a few blocks from:
  -  Westport
  -  Crown Center
  -  the Country Club Plaza

You can take the metro bus (#56 or #57?) downtown (I think it's a buck/cheaper on "high ozone" days), or grab a handy cab.

btw, KANSAS CITY HAS ALL KINDS OF FREE PARKING, so look around. (Parking garages are FREE on the Country Club Plaza, cost money downtown, don't exist much anywhere else.)

And when you're at The Levee, ask about the days (1970s) when the floors were covered with peanut shells and Dixieland jazz rang out....
 
2014-06-12 06:06:00 PM
Yeah, but did they clean up the Dixieland jizz?
 
2014-06-12 09:29:27 PM
How's that area for foot traffic? The Levee appears to waking distance to my hotel.
 
2014-06-12 10:04:27 PM

fat aristotle: How's that area for foot traffic? The Levee appears to waking distance to my hotel.


Perfect. You can walk to the upscale shopping district, main bar district, and art museum from there.
 
2014-06-12 10:12:35 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: fat aristotle: How's that area for foot traffic? The Levee appears to waking distance to my hotel.

Perfect. You can walk to the upscale shopping district, main bar district, and art museum from there.


Perfect indeed. Upscale shopping is my jam.
 
2014-06-12 10:34:15 PM
Sounds great. Unless something work related comes up, you can count me in
 
2014-06-12 11:04:34 PM
we are supes confirmed at the levee!

farkers are in the "west room" and confirmed for a start time of 7pm.

can't wait to see everyone!
 
2014-06-14 11:23:38 AM

MBA Whore: I didn't know Farmers existed in the KC area./ Lees Summit


eep! I went to HS in LS.

/also, Boulevard Beer...yum!
 
2014-06-14 12:30:01 PM
Why you clowns gotta put your shoes on every time in out of town performing?! Blast it all!
 
2014-06-20 08:14:19 PM
Has anyone attending a Fark party caused a Fark worthy headline?
 
2014-06-20 08:28:11 PM
www.pitch.com/kansascity/ style="color: rgb(0, 102, 33); font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 16px; white-space: nowrap;">the-levee/Location?oid=2203671


used to be a

wea
kly radio show of Tim Grunhart, KC Chiefs lineman held here

I think Marty met his girlfriend there, perhaps in the parking lot?


the floors are slanted, round heels need not enter
 
2014-06-21 01:07:56 AM
Not gonna make it. Completely spaced it. Landed a date for Sunday, asked for Sunday off instead (to recover, since tomorrow's my birthday too), and instead of my usual short weekend shift ended up scheduled until 11 because my GM wanted to "be nice" and let me make up the hours...
 
2014-06-21 12:48:38 PM
I'm originally from that area, and despite some of their weird politics, I miss that place.
 
2014-06-21 02:49:12 PM
Wow, this only a few blocks from my place. I might wander over and have a couple beers with you guys.
 
2014-06-21 05:33:34 PM
Well I'm trying to get a friend of mine, James Inman, to attend this Fark Party with me. James is an award winning comedian and close friend of Doug Stanhope - here's the podcast they did a couple months ago when Stanhope was in town.

But looking at how many have posted here recently and the related Facebook page, I'm having a hard time convincing him it will be worth getting him off the farking couch if it's just five drunks sitting around a table because, he has no idea what Fark.com is.

Oh well...
 
2014-06-21 07:43:27 PM
We're on the second floor on the left
 
2014-06-21 10:11:35 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: We're on the second floor on the left


Thanks, two beers was enough. I didn't really appreciate that guy at the end of the table acting like he was holding court...seemed a bit too trash bagger for me. Hopefully someone else without a political agenda can put on a Fark party in KC next time.
 
2014-06-23 06:35:46 PM

Degenz: Incorrigible Astronaut: We're on the second floor on the left

Thanks, two beers was enough. I didn't really appreciate that guy at the end of the table acting like he was holding court...seemed a bit too trash bagger for me. Hopefully someone else without a political agenda can put on a Fark party in KC next time.


Gosh, Degenz, I guess you left too soon - just before the real party got there.

When I came in, it was RAGING fun, and although I was unsure what to expect, it turns out that a Fark party is full of GORGEOUS men (hey, I'm sayin', ladies, y'all MISSED it!). (Yes, there were women, too, but I don't care what they looked like, myself - although I must say it is NICE to see real men dance attendance on women - and would y'all teach my sons that?)

Also: whoever you were talking about when you send "that guy at the end of the table...holding court..." must have left before I got there, as well. I got to enjoy real conversational time with real adults - and that was all before we started setting up the pr0n shoot, after which - oh, crap, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell.

TL:DR = you farkers missed a great party, hope to see you at the next one I manage to attend, wherever that one might be....
 
2014-06-23 07:20:55 PM
We had to go out of town and I'm really really pissed that I missed it.
 
2014-06-24 10:29:44 AM

mikebellman: We had to go out of town and I'm really really pissed that I missed it.


We didn't know what to do with the place card we'd had specially printed (and gilded) for you. When I finally left around some early morning hour or other, there was still a hot debate between tucking it under a body (but that would've required finding one, and we were all too drunk/lazy to commit murder that night) and --

oh, but I won't spoil the surprise.

/see ya at the next one, maybe?
 
2014-06-24 10:34:26 AM

mama2tnt: mikebellman: We had to go out of town and I'm really really pissed that I missed it.

We didn't know what to do with the place card we'd had specially printed (and gilded) for you. When I finally left around some early morning hour or other, there was still a hot debate between tucking it under a body (but that would've required finding one, and we were all too drunk/lazy to commit murder that night) and --

oh, but I won't spoil the surprise.

/see ya at the next one, maybe?


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