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Drew calls out Keith Olbermann, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/30 - 9/5 
Posted by Drew at 2009-09-08 11:33:41 AM (375 comments) | Permalink
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Normally, I use this space to sort out the media trends in play, but last week during Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World segment, he called out "internet nerds" for starting a false internet rumor about Glenn Beck. Since it seemed to be aimed in Fark's general direction, I feel compelled to respond.

Mr. Olbermann, I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I tell you. *shakes fist*

It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond. Although it appears to be standard operating procedure from some television people who happen to work for Fox and whose initials are G.B. and whose names might rhyme with "hen peck," it is perhaps a bit much for the internet community at large.

Oh sure, it's easy to throw lightning bolts from your Ivory Tower down upon our plebian hordes for something as benign as smearing the reputation of an esteemed colleague (even if he is a complete and utter dickwad) with the same techniques he uses on a regular basis to sway the opinions of people who apparently lack the critical thinking skills of carrots.

However, your response does merit consideration. In the light of the criticism, we'll take your advice and try to not propagate unsubstantiated rumors about huge, flaming dickwads like Glenn Beck and will instead focus on making fun of Glenn Beck for his ridiculous, real-life antics. Point taken.

Also, I still regret that we weren't able to make the number one slot, because yet again that went to Richard Lieberstein, president of your co-op board. We shot for #1, but we do know that Miss Precious Perfect is a hard act to follow.


Note, this response is satirical in nature. We do not mean to infer that Mr. Beck is actually a dickwad, huge dickwad, huge flaming dickwad, or unbelievably crass and ridiculous dickwad, even though everyone thinks he is.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-08-30 to Sat 2009-09-05:

img1.fark.net  Proving that a vegetarian lifestyle doesn't always work, Terry Schiavo's father dies of heart failure    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Fire officials in SoCal wildfires: "GTFO." Residents: "STFU." Fire: "NOM NOM NOM." Residents: "OMG." Fire department: "DIAF"    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Best-selling bible to be edited and re-released, will feature deleted commandments, digitally enhanced plagues, and Han casts the first stone    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  The Vatican issues a prayer for Catholics to say before sex. Apparently shouting, "Oh God" at the end of sex isn't enough    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Woman blows a .31 on the Breathalyzer. Also, up her car    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  70 years ago today, World War II began. Unless, of course, you're American - in which case you might want to green light this in two year's time (once you've decided who's likely to win)    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Ali Bongo drums up enough support to snare election victory, thanks his electoral bass for helping him ride to this cymbalic win    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  "Deputies: Woman Beats Mother With Candlestick." Was it in the library or the conservatory? No clue    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Woman slams into tractor trailer while driving and eating. She sounds flat    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Washington State park closed due to Cougar sighting. Officials plan to put up end-zone goalposts to get rid of it    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Ice cream factory burns down, firefighters expect to finally extinguish flames by sundae    img.fark.net


Sports:

img1.fark.net  Thai fighter retains WBC boxing title, is then mercilessly pursued by X-Wing, Y-Wing, and Millennium Falcon    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Daunte Culpepper sacked by living room carpet. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 Detroit Lions    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  17 year old toples Maria Sharapova    img.fark.net


Geek:

img1.fark.net  Andromeda galaxy growing by eating other nearby galaxies. Here comes the astronom-nom-nom-nomy    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Men with high IQ's have the healthiest sperm. Here come the scientists    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Researchers use YouTube to study brain injuries. Presumably by reading the user comments    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

img1.fark.net  Madonna and Jesus visit the holy land. This is not a repeat from 31    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Keanu Reeves agrees to take DNA test to prove he's not The One    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Whitney Houston's normally CRYSTALline voice goes to POT, CRACKs during performance, fueling speculation that she needs a new training METHod. No word on why it happened    img.fark.net


Politics:

img1.fark.net  R. Lee Ermey tells Birthers he's gonna give them three seconds, exactly three farking seconds, to square their stupid asses away and start shiatting him Tiffany cufflinks or he will gouge out their eyeballs and skull-fark them    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Obama spokesman criticizes furor over back-to-school speech, apparently failing to realize that you automatically lose an argument if you defend your position by criticizing the furor    img.fark.net


Music:

img1.fark.net  Brandon Flowers urges Oasis to reunite. World urges Brandon Flowers to shut the fark up    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Michael Jackson is finally being buried 70 days after his death, proving how well our current plastic products can withstand the elements    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Chris Brown recorded a song called "Changed Man" as an apology to Rihanna. It will be released on his next album, and is expected to be another big hit. Or maybe a succession of little hits    img.fark.net


Business:

img1.fark.net  Pfizer to pay $2.3 billion fine after pulling a major boner    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Gold surges toward the $1,000-an-ounce mark. Au sh*t    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Microsoft granted stay allowing it to keep selling Word while it appeals decision in favor of patent troll, thereby preventing dangerous shortages of Comic Sans-formatted memos in offices everywhere    img.fark.net
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375 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2009-09-08 11:59:59 AM
Olbermann is just worried that somebody is going to uncover all the hamsters in his closet.
 
2009-09-08 12:00:18 PM
not you, too... what a broken shtick....
 
2009-09-08 12:02:36 PM
This is my favoritest HotW yet.
 
2009-09-08 12:05:07 PM
The only being #2 hit hard. Quickly, back to our caves for liquor and brainstorming on how to be the worst.
 
2009-09-08 12:05:26 PM
ninjakirby: This is my favoritest HotW yet.

me too
 
2009-09-08 12:06:00 PM
None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.
 
2009-09-08 12:08:16 PM
Glenn beck keeps the frozen head of Walt Disney in his basement. He only takes it out once a year to skullfark it while watching Fantasia.
 
2009-09-08 12:08:30 PM
Go Drew.
 
2009-09-08 12:10:05 PM
It was actually 1991. Shhh.
 
2009-09-08 12:10:28 PM
Action Replay Nick: None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.

jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?
 
2009-09-08 12:12:40 PM
Pocket Ninja: Olbermann is just worried that somebody is going to uncover all the hamsters in his closet.

His closet? I heard he keeps them somewhere else.
 
2009-09-08 12:14:12 PM
pxlboy: Action Replay Nick: None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.

jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?


xzhibit was a meme. Longcat was a meme. Even "getting a kick out of these replies" was a meme.

An honest inquiry into whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 is not a meme, it is a search for justice.
 
2009-09-08 12:14:50 PM
"Note, this response is satirical in nature. We do not mean to infer that Mr. Beck is actually a dickwad, huge dickwad, huge flaming dickwad, or unbelievably crass and ridiculous dickwad, even though everyone thinks he is."

I think you don't mean to imply that Glen Beck is a dickwad, even though everyone thinks he is.
 
2009-09-08 12:14:51 PM
If only Glenn Beck would address the rumors that he raped a gerbil in his rape room and murdered a former SNL star in 1990. Why don't you talk about that Glenn? Why?

But who am I to ask for Glenn Beck to show us the proof that he did not remove the tag from his mattress and everything else above.
 
2009-09-08 12:16:56 PM
I'd never heard that Glenn Back had actually killed someone, but I did hear that he raped a 17-year-old girl back when he was using drugs in the early '90s. Or at least he was accused of rape.

But that was just a rumor. I wouldn't expect him to deny that he's a rapist.

Men with high IQ's have the healthiest sperm. Here come the scientists

That one's headline of the year material IMHO.
 
2009-09-08 12:17:19 PM
pxlboy: Action Replay Nick: None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.

jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?


What meme? This is a serious topic, my friend. Serious allegations that need to be addressed. I assure you that the alleged victim's family does not feel the same way that you do.
 
2009-09-08 12:18:44 PM
I just get a giggle out of the idea that Fark's Mods and Admins were pushing this, when there was ONE Green thread for this whole thing, and that was the originator.

Which means, that all the outrage that poured out, and all the subsequent "pushing" of this was seen by folks who have TF Memberships. So, the folks who reported on this phenomena sold the idea that Fark was pushing this, when there were no Green threads. Which means that the very folks who reported the viciousness are themselves TF Members. And the "outrage" was that they couldn't get a green for their own stories to report how outraged they were that this was going on behind closed doors.

"Someone is making fun of Glenn Beck, and they AREN'T sharing!"

How dare folks laugh at their own jokes. How DARE you, Sir!
 
2009-09-08 12:20:37 PM
For (probably) the last time...

i223.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-08 12:21:10 PM
Methinks someone overestimates the importance of this website to the real world
 
2009-09-08 12:24:25 PM
ninjakirby: This is my favoritest HotW yet.

img1.fark.net 17 year old toples Maria Sharapova

That's Headline of the Year material right there.
 
2009-09-08 12:28:54 PM
I'll play devil's advocate here, but wasnt Olbermann even mentioning this somewhat of a positive for those pushing the meme? Before this it languished on the pages of the Examiner for crying out loud.
 
2009-09-08 12:30:12 PM
Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

i25.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-08 12:43:11 PM
hubiestubert: I just get a giggle out of the idea that Fark's Mods and Admins were pushing this, when there was ONE Green thread for this whole thing, and that was the originator.

There was a green thread about it? I must've missed that. Anybody have a link?
 
2009-09-08 12:43:35 PM
i253.photobucket.com

Chatty and Gabby in Those Fecking Martini Birds

Bwaaaak! Shut your piehole!!!!
Bwaaaak! Shut your piehole!!!!
Bwaaaak! Do you ever tire of this nonsense my friend?
Bwaaaak! Do you ever tire of this nonsense my friend?
Bwaaaak! Thank you in advance for respecting the rule of threes.
Bwaaaak! Thank you in advance for respecting the rule of threes.
Bwaaaak! Pancho Villa enjoyed the occasional game of Parcheesi.
Bwaaaak! Sweet mother of Pearl Jam unplugged I had NO fecking idea. You're really opened my eyes here today.
Bwaaaak! Another martini!
Baaaaak! Another martini!
 
2009-09-08 12:44:10 PM
I love Drew. In a manly, brotherly, not-wanting-to-inject-semen kind of way.
 
2009-09-08 12:51:15 PM
Other things that rhyme with "Glenn Beck" (or, at least, Beck):

Hen peck (covered)
All dreck
Small speck
Um... watch Shrek??
 
2009-09-08 12:51:19 PM
haha nice
 
2009-09-08 12:58:24 PM

Glenn Beck stories always remind me of this quote from the last Batman movie:

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 
2009-09-08 12:58:48 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... suck

/I smell the stench of desperation...
 
2009-09-08 12:59:14 PM
Shaggy_C: Methinks someone overestimates the importance of this website to the real world

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!
 
2009-09-08 01:08:06 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

i25.tinypic.com


Faptastic!!
 
2009-09-08 01:12:08 PM
GooberMcFly: I love Drew. In a manly, brotherly, not-wanting-to-inject-semen kind of way.

Just heavy petting?
 
2009-09-08 01:15:47 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

See that doesn't even work, it's just stupid.

I don't know his handle, But Olbermann (or someone on his staff) is a farker and gets a lot his shiat from here, directly. Seems like every time I watch there is not just a story but a twist on a headline from Fark.

\\not saying that's a bad thing.
 
2009-09-08 01:19:02 PM
I chortled.
 
2009-09-08 01:23:18 PM
So does this like sorta half officially give us the greenlight to run with this meme?

.....the victims family really needs to know.
 
2009-09-08 01:46:14 PM
great success.
 
2009-09-08 01:46:17 PM
I'm going to print this out and rub it on my naughty bits.
 
2009-09-08 01:50:48 PM
My Madonna/Jesus Headline made it! Kids gather round!
 
2009-09-08 02:00:10 PM
real shaman: not you, too... what a broken shtick....

Well, bye!
 
2009-09-08 02:02:52 PM
ToxicMunkee: I'm going to print this out and rub it on my naughty bits.

I can't explain it, but this made me chortle.

Also, I love that the thread that gave birth to that meme made the cut. I also love that I was the subby one that one. So yeah, go me, or something.
 
2009-09-08 02:03:33 PM
Drew, you are a national treasure.

B~
 
2009-09-08 02:04:12 PM
"dickwad"

*snicker*
 
2009-09-08 02:04:32 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Glenn beck keeps the frozen head of Walt Disney in his basement. He only takes it out once a year to skullfark it while watching Fantasia.

i wonder how much he would charge one to attend that party

//begins counting his pennies
 
2009-09-08 02:04:59 PM
wait, Drew... you said "dickwad" twice.
 
2009-09-08 02:07:41 PM
It's okay to say FEMA is building concentration camps, our President is a racist, New World Order Socialism!!, in a medium that claims to be "fair and balanced news", but to make a joke in a forum that is known for making jokes is a no-no. Dan Patrick could have explained the context to you.
 
2009-09-08 02:07:45 PM
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
 
2009-09-08 02:07:51 PM
Sticky Hands: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Glenn beck keeps the frozen head of Walt Disney in his basement. He only takes it out once a year to skullfark it while watching Fantasia.

i wonder how much he would charge one to attend that party

//begins counting his pennies


Counting your wha.....oh, nvmnd.
 
2009-09-08 02:08:00 PM
cretinbob: Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

See that doesn't even work, it's just stupid.

I don't know his handle, But Olbermann (or someone on his staff) is a farker and gets a lot his shiat from here, directly. Seems like every time I watch there is not just a story but a twist on a headline from Fark.

\\not saying that's a bad thing.



Yeah, I have noticed that myself. He'll say things from time to time that I have only ever heard here.
 
2009-09-08 02:08:06 PM
I like Keith for the most part but his petty war with Glenn Beck has gotten awfully stale.
 
2009-09-08 02:10:08 PM
vegasj: wait, Drew... you said "dickwad" twice.

I like dick wads.
 
2009-09-08 02:10:09 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

A) You try WAY to hard.

B)Projection won't really make you feel better.
 
2009-09-08 02:11:49 PM
I am amused.
 
2009-09-08 02:12:11 PM
As an internet nerd myself, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

pxlboy: Action Replay Nick: None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.

jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?


I think you are missing the point. Kinda like how the flying spaghetti monster secretly has a point. In a similar fashion you may have missed the point Drew was making above.

Well made point Drew, although I must disagree with your satire. When I watch Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly and read Fark, I think it's pretty clear which one has higher standards for publication.
 
2009-09-08 02:12:32 PM
i.l.cnn.net

I have been on a coma for 3 weeks
What news broke about Glenn Beck?!?!?
 
2009-09-08 02:13:57 PM
Look, just because people claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't mean he did rape and murder a sweet, innocent blonde girl in 1990.

Sure, those who claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 have demonstrated no proof that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a pretty special needs girl in 1990.

But it is causing reasonable people to wonder why he doesn't publically address the growing concern that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a lovely young virgin white girl in 1990. In fact, the one time I heard a caller mention on his radio show the existence of the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, Glenn simply ignored the meat of the allegation, and went to commercial. What message does that send, Glenn? What are we supposed to assume?

Damn that's fun. I wish I could get paid for it too.
 
2009-09-08 02:14:45 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: So does this like sorta half officially give us the greenlight to run with this meme?

.....the victims family really needs to know.


Ok, I'll go ahead and say it. Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and now that his secret is out he's abusing his position of power at Fox News to prevent rational and sane investigations into this heinous crime. WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RELEASE THE PAPERS SAYING HE DIDN'T RAPE AND MURDER A GIRL IN 1990?!

/Goddamn I love memetics
 
2009-09-08 02:15:26 PM
Drew, you should be ashamed, that was nothing but commie indoctrination and now I'm pulling my school-age childrens out of this thread...
 
2009-09-08 02:16:18 PM
Is Olbermann paying for this post? Seems like an advertisement for that partisan, self-important douchefag.
 
2009-09-08 02:16:45 PM
Wait, does this mean the admins who were banning folks for mentioning a certain sexual assault and homicide by a douchebag television personality in beginning of the last decade were wrong to do so?!?!

/Am confused
//A Murdered In Beck And Girl Glenn 1990 Raped
 
2009-09-08 02:17:08 PM
I had no idea that Glenn Beck was "a dickwad, huge dickwad, huge flaming dickwad, or unbelievably crass and ridiculous dickwad"

/Meme?
 
2009-09-08 02:17:27 PM
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Ghandi

Looks like we're on step 2.
 
2009-09-08 02:17:48 PM
It appears Olbermann called out Fark, not the other way around. It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.
 
2009-09-08 02:18:51 PM
Rockdrummer: It appears Olbermann called out Fark, not the other way around. It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.

As in, out of the closet? Oh, wait, you're still jammed in there. Heh.
 
2009-09-08 02:18:53 PM
Rockdrummer: It appears Olbermann called out Fark, not the other way around. It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.

Did you even READ what Drew wrote?
 
2009-09-08 02:19:13 PM
THIS THREAD IS SOCIALIST!

/words, who cares what they mean?
 
2009-09-08 02:19:18 PM
I am not exactly sure what Drew is getting at with "It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond.". Is he implying that rumor mongering is defensible? That one is obliged to constantly defend themselves against fabricated character attacks?
 
2009-09-08 02:19:36 PM
The sad thing is this could all go away if Beck would just release his criminal rap sheet from 1991. If he's not hiding anything why should he be afraid of the public weighing in once they are fully informed.
 
2009-09-08 02:21:19 PM
Rockdrummer: It appears Olbermann called out Fark, not the other way around. It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.

Also infuriating is that the wrong rock drummers tend to choke on vomit. Do us a favor and please, please follow suit. Yours is fine, but if you don't have any in your gorge, just find some vomit and choke on it. Heh.
 
2009-09-08 02:21:21 PM
Bag of Hammers: The sad thing is this could all go away if Beck would just release his criminal rap sheet from 1991. If he's not hiding anything why should he be afraid of the public weighing in once they are fully informed.

Beck's music is bad, maybe even criminal, but I wouldn't call it rap.
 
2009-09-08 02:21:31 PM
berylman: I am not exactly sure what Drew is getting at with "It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond.". Is he implying that rumor mongering is defensible? That one is obliged to constantly defend themselves against fabricated character attacks?

It's a metaphor.
 
2009-09-08 02:22:02 PM
Rockdrummer: It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.

Yes, because we don't have our own problems, and what really infuriates us is the outcome of a power struggle between two elites we never met and in whose fates we don't even have a remote interest.

This is a hobby. You are being ridiculous.
 
2009-09-08 02:22:05 PM
gilgigamesh: nice post, I loled
 
2009-09-08 02:22:44 PM
netweavr: berylman: I am not exactly sure what Drew is getting at with "It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond.". Is he implying that rumor mongering is defensible? That one is obliged to constantly defend themselves against fabricated character attacks?

It's a metaphor.


He was told there would be no English.
 
2009-09-08 02:22:49 PM
Glad to be a part of the infamous "Glenn Beck is a huge flaming dickwad" thread. Sure to go down in internet history.

...And I concur wholeheartedly.
 
2009-09-08 02:24:10 PM
I am confused. Drew thinks it is okay to create false stories and then keep them going?

Someone should write a book about why that is a bad idea.
 
2009-09-08 02:24:23 PM
Still no word on Glenn Beck's activities between the years 1989 and 1991? I don't see why he doesn't just come clean if he doesn't have anything to hide. Honestly, these rumors about his sexual proclivities and homicidal tendencies would get cleared up rather quickly if he would just come out and deny it.
 
2009-09-08 02:24:41 PM
It was 1991, not 1990, that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl. Or not. But probably.
 
2009-09-08 02:24:50 PM
Eh?
 
2009-09-08 02:25:29 PM
 
2009-09-08 02:25:37 PM
Arnold T Pants: Is Olbermann paying for this post? Seems like an advertisement for that partisan, self-important douchefag.

Really. Starting to feel like Digg around here.
 
2009-09-08 02:25:59 PM
There is no truth to the rumor that Glen Beck has irritable bowel syndrome. There is a different name for what he has.
 
2009-09-08 02:26:13 PM
I'm still waiting for my 40 lb box of Glenn Beck in the mail. UPS can be so careless sometimes.
 
2009-09-08 02:26:38 PM
witchofthedogs: The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

Okay, I LOL'ed.


Haha me too.
 
2009-09-08 02:26:40 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

SpectroBoy: You try WAY to hard.


All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news. That's why White House scum gets removed when Glenn Beck says remove it.

I can't wait to see who's next...

/suck it libs
 
2009-09-08 02:27:55 PM
cretinbob: Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

See that doesn't even work, it's just stupid.

I don't know his handle, But Olbermann (or someone on his staff) is a farker and gets a lot his shiat from here, directly. Seems like every time I watch there is not just a story but a twist on a headline from Fark.

\\not saying that's a bad thing.


He's Remove all Republicans
 
2009-09-08 02:27:57 PM
The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

I thought he allegedly raped THEN murdered that sweet, innocent, handicapable, liberal girl. Not murdered THEN raped, allegedly.

That's allegedly kinky.
 
2009-09-08 02:28:45 PM
Ah, Glen Beck. You add nothing of value to the debate. If only the MSM stopped broadcasting your kind, your stupid ideas and conspiracy theories wouldn't infect the populace.
 
2009-09-08 02:28:48 PM
img215.imageshack.us
Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990? What is he hiding? We have to ask WHY!
 
2009-09-08 02:28:56 PM
What a self-absorbed f*ck. They've been censoring posts regarding the Glenn Beck thing and now he puts himself in Olbermann's crosshairs as if Olbermann actually gives a crap about Fark.

It couldn't be Fark's fault since you're giving people vacation time for posting that sh*t. Shut up.
 
2009-09-08 02:29:29 PM
Gato Negro: Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

SpectroBoy: You try WAY to hard.


All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news. That's why White House scum gets removed when Glenn Beck says remove it.

I can't wait to see who's next...

/suck it libs


So, I'm guessing you don't believe Glenn Beck allegedly murdered and raped that poor girl in 1991?
 
2009-09-08 02:29:45 PM
Anyone have a link to the Olberman segment?
 
2009-09-08 02:29:46 PM
Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."
 
2009-09-08 02:29:54 PM
Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.
 
2009-09-08 02:31:01 PM
Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

This is why you're retarded.
 
2009-09-08 02:32:29 PM
This week is full of epic win.

Especially the YouTube/Brain Injury one. Subby++++
 
2009-09-08 02:33:46 PM
Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."


lol that's awesome. I was annoyed by the meme after a while, seems worth it so much more now though.
 
2009-09-08 02:34:13 PM
berylman: I am not exactly sure what Drew is getting at with "It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond.". Is he implying that rumor mongering is defensible? That one is obliged to constantly defend themselves against fabricated character attacks?

"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously."
 
2009-09-08 02:34:47 PM
Drew sounds butthurt.
 
2009-09-08 02:36:17 PM
I won't be satisfied until I see the birth certificate.
 
2009-09-08 02:36:31 PM
real shaman: not you, too... what a broken shtick....

and you'd know your broken schticks now wouldn't you?
 
2009-09-08 02:36:56 PM
GaryPDX: Drew sounds butthurt.

No more than that poor little girl from the early 90s
 
2009-09-08 02:37:21 PM
Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."


I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.
 
2009-09-08 02:37:25 PM
Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.
 
2009-09-08 02:37:55 PM
VinceCCSP: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

lol that's awesome. I was annoyed by the meme after a while, seems worth it so much more now though.


I may have to watch him the next few days.
 
2009-09-08 02:38:09 PM
Rockdrummer: It appears Olbermann called out Fark, not the other way around. It must infuriate many farkers that Beck is gloating, and Van Jones is out. Heh.

Oh my God yes. Van Jones was really going to turn things around for that department that he worked for which I don't even know because it was just that important. But now all is lost. I'm voting Republican from here on out.
 
DOW
2009-09-08 02:38:38 PM
Why is Drew defending 4chan? That's where it started...
 
2009-09-08 02:39:01 PM
evilmrsock: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.


I heard he's replacing Van Jones.
 
Jha
2009-09-08 02:39:18 PM
Ah, making fun of your fan base, Drew?
 
2009-09-08 02:39:22 PM
Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.
 
2009-09-08 02:39:33 PM
Too bad Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl in 1990 and didn't go on to become Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olberman's devoted house boy.

/did I do that right?
 
2009-09-08 02:40:37 PM
netweavr: evilmrsock: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.

I heard he's replacing Van Jones.


Drew Curtis once walked a mile in a man's shoes, with the man's severed feet still in the shoes.
 
2009-09-08 02:41:07 PM
jst3p: Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.


Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

Seems like "birther" threads get green lit.
 
2009-09-08 02:41:13 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.


I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?
 
2009-09-08 02:42:20 PM
Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

Poopspasm: This is why you're retarded.


Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news. In fact, I do believe that they're in last place. The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate.

You know why Glenn Beck has such gigantic ratings? He's a gigantic TALENT, that's why. Seriously. Before his TV show, his radio show (which he still does, of course) was some of the best stuff I've ever heard - the comedy bits especially. The left doesn't have anything that can touch it.

In fact, Glenn Beck's crucifixion story over the Pink Floyd track is just about the best thing I've ever heard on the radio. It's amazing. He's amazing... and there's no hate like liberal hate.


/Glenn Beck has become the shadow president
 
2009-09-08 02:43:07 PM
KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.

I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?


First he burns stuff. Then he ejaculates on/in it. He loves freedom.
 
2009-09-08 02:43:46 PM
Corvus: jst3p: Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.

Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

Seems like "birther" threads get green lit.


You are so right! This site is completely biased!


*pats you on the head*
 
2009-09-08 02:43:56 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news

You can have it, asswipe...we've got everything else.
 
2009-09-08 02:44:13 PM
evilmrsock: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.


No, you're thinking of Sigourney Weaver. Drew has a magic ring and lives in Hobbiton.
 
2009-09-08 02:44:29 PM
Arnold T Pants: Is Olbermann paying for this post? Seems like an advertisement for that partisan, self-important douchefag.

It's S.O.P. for me to wash my hands after I look at little Keith on msnbc. What a douchebag!
 
2009-09-08 02:44:45 PM
Gato Negro: /Glenn Beck has become the shadow president

In that case, he's eligible for additional scrutiny. Now Glenn Beck really needs to come forward and address the allegations that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 02:44:48 PM
DOW: Why is Drew defending 4chan? That's where it started...

he likes CP
 
2009-09-08 02:44:58 PM
GaryPDX: Drew sounds butthurt.

Dunno. Pretentious douchebaggery doesn't play favorites. Keith would probably tell you that he learned that at Cornell.

/Or from Murrow
//Or Miss Precious Perfect
 
2009-09-08 02:45:26 PM
evilmrsock: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.


7 feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel; cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of hell.
 
2009-09-08 02:45:50 PM
KingKauff: Too bad Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl in 1990 and didn't go on to become Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olberman's devoted house boy.

No. People were getting it right in the beginning, but then they strayed. The point was to say or type the phrase Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 without personally insinuating that he actually did it. Typing the phrase without personally suggesting it is true is kind of the whole point.
 
2009-09-08 02:46:11 PM
jst3p: Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.


One side was satire to show how insane the other side has gotten with accusations -- these were deleted.

THe other side:

Things publicized by Republican POLITICIANS not just people in internet threads:
Death Panels - Who decide if you are worth saving.
Mag lift train from Disneyland to whore house in the stimulus.
Accusations the president was secretly not born in this country.
Hillary Clinton has someone MURDERED to keep quiet.


Please explain to me how its "the same".
Ok what am I am
 
2009-09-08 02:46:35 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news

You can have it, asswipe...we've got everything else.


How's that health care going?
 
2009-09-08 02:46:45 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news. In fact, I do believe that they're in last place. The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate.

You know why Glenn Beck has such gigantic ratings? He's a gigantic TALENT, that's why. Seriously. Before his TV show, his radio show (which he still does, of course) was some of the best stuff I've ever heard - the comedy bits especially. The left doesn't have anything that can touch it.

In fact, Glenn Beck's crucifixion story over the Pink Floyd track is just about the best thing I've ever heard on the radio. It's amazing. He's amazing... and there's no hate like liberal hate.


/Glenn Beck has become the shadow president



That is just so cute.


But not nearly as cute as the poor girl Glenn Beck allegedly raped and murdered in 1991.
 
2009-09-08 02:48:10 PM
Gato Negro: The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate

Here's how I do it: click Gato Negro's profile > add user to ignore list.
 
2009-09-08 02:48:40 PM
jst3p: Corvus: jst3p: Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.

Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

Seems like "birther" threads get green lit.

You are so right! This site is completely biased!


*pats you on the head*


Great show me a counter example and show me wrong.

Just sating "it's even" doesn't make it so.

Death panels are not in the health care plans. But in thread after thread right wingers make the accusations they are.

Give me some examples.
 
2009-09-08 02:49:05 PM
KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.

I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?


You said rape twice.
 
2009-09-08 02:49:10 PM
Yes, mine made it!

/IQ

tallguywithglasseson: Men with high IQ's have the healthiest sperm. Here come the scientists

That one's headline of the year material IMHO.


Thank you.
 
2009-09-08 02:49:32 PM
JohnBigBootay: KingKauff: Too bad Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl in 1990 and didn't go on to become Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olberman's devoted house boy.

No. People were getting it right in the beginning, but then they strayed. The point was to say or type the phrase Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 without personally insinuating that he actually did it. Typing the phrase without personally suggesting it is true is kind of the whole point.


Now I'm not saying Glenn Beck raped and murdered a little girl in 1990, but this cupcake is delicious.

Like that?
 
2009-09-08 02:49:42 PM
I LOL'D.

Also, what is this I keep reading about Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990? Any one else hear about it?
 
DOW
2009-09-08 02:49:48 PM
tedbundee: DOW: Why is Drew defending 4chan? That's where it started...

he likes CP


Drew = Moot?
 
2009-09-08 02:49:54 PM
Ok, so I guess I shouldn't have said Glenn Beck rapped and murdered a girl in 1990 in that thread last night. Drew has shown me the light. Instead it will be Glenn Beck is a raging douche nozzle who should be eating bags of dicks all day while having "political" masturbation conversations on his "show", while making unsubstantiated claims.

I dunno, I think the first meme rolls off the lips better
 
2009-09-08 02:50:45 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news. In fact, I do believe that they're in last place. The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate.

and tuning into the actually dangerous kind of hate
 
2009-09-08 02:51:00 PM
Corvus: Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

The Glenn Beck comments were not deleted for being baseless.
 
2009-09-08 02:51:21 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news. In fact, I do believe that they're in last place. The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate.

Dear Uneducated Retard;

Smug, sneering hate is all Glenn Beck ever offers, and it's the only reason you watch his show. You know this; you delight in this, yet you ascribe it to others. You do this because you are a retard.
 
2009-09-08 02:51:37 PM
gilgigamesh: Look, just because people claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't mean he did rape and murder a sweet, innocent blonde girl in 1990.

Sure, those who claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 have demonstrated no proof that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a pretty special needs girl in 1990.



You repeat yourself...
 
2009-09-08 02:51:38 PM
Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."


He has a chest of thunder, and balls of wonder, that breaks right through the walls.
 
2009-09-08 02:53:08 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.

I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?

First he burns stuff. Then he ejaculates on/in it. He loves freedom.


This is why I have an internet crush on you. Much like Glenn Beck had on that girl in 1990. But, I will not rape and murder you; just adore you from afar.
 
2009-09-08 02:53:56 PM
That California Fire headline is gold.
 
2009-09-08 02:54:09 PM
cretinbob: Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

See that doesn't even work, it's just stupid.

I don't know his handle, But Olbermann (or someone on his staff) is a farker and gets a lot his shiat from here, directly. Seems like every time I watch there is not just a story but a twist on a headline from Fark.
He's a big-time Redditor, also. Two huge threads on Reddit helped to push it along.

\\not saying that's a bad thing.
 
2009-09-08 02:54:47 PM
Cat Food Sandwiches: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news

You can have it, asswipe...we've got everything else.

How's that health care going?


Really poorly; our system is getting a big overhaul. Why do you ask?
 
2009-09-08 02:54:49 PM
Thanks Drew, for reminding me why I love this site and why I visit it daily.
 
2009-09-08 02:54:56 PM
Do you think Glen Beck likes rape?
 
2009-09-08 02:55:38 PM
Unfreakable: The Glenn Beck comments were not deleted for being baseless.

he QQ'd to you guys over @ farkback? not out of character for him
 
2009-09-08 02:55:40 PM
KingKauff: This is why I have an internet crush on you. Much like Glenn Beck had on that girl in 1990. But, I will not rape and murder you; just adore you from afar.

He had a crush on her, with a lead pipe, in the foyer.


Thanks for the love, KK!
 
2009-09-08 02:57:35 PM
The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

Okay, I lawled on this one

theoutlaw: You said rape twice.

He really really likes raping
 
2009-09-08 02:57:42 PM
Unfreakable: Corvus: Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

The Glenn Beck comments were not deleted for being baseless.


Well played.

I guess we should look more into these claims. Personally, I find them hard to swallow, however, I am concerned that Mr. Beck won't release the documents depicting his innocence.

I mean, it feels like he's hiding something, I wish he'd assuage our concerns. It'd be so simple, just release the documents.

Why doesn't he do so, eliminating all rumors of him killing and raping a girl in 1990?
 
2009-09-08 02:58:07 PM
Gato Negro: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

Poopspasm: This is why you're retarded.


Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news. In fact, I do believe that they're in last place. The country is tuning out the smug, sneering hate.

You know why Glenn Beck has such gigantic ratings? He's a gigantic TALENT, that's why. Seriously. Before his TV show, his radio show (which he still does, of course) was some of the best stuff I've ever heard - the comedy bits especially. The left doesn't have anything that can touch it.

In fact, Glenn Beck's crucifixion story over the Pink Floyd track is just about the best thing I've ever heard on the radio. It's amazing. He's amazing... and there's no hate like liberal hate.


/Glenn Beck has become the shadow president


Hehe, the shadow president.

Wasn't there a greenlight about this a few days ago? 300 million people in the country, there's bound to be some idiots? Arguing with you Gato Negro would be like trying to argue with the grass in my back yard. You already have your own world and mind made up and you surround yourself with the facts that support your beliefs.

Ratings = Talent? Seriously?

I think you said it best yourself, you'll pardon me if I paraphrase - Glenn Beck is a good entertainer. But where is the right's version of Jon Stewart? People attack Glenn Beck's reasoning, thinking, credibility and facts along with his views and whatnot. You may disagree with Jon Stewart's views, that's fine. But you'll never be able to find footage of Jon Stewart taking one position one day (such as health care in this country is terrible and needs fixing) and a few months later and a network move and poof suddenly a complete 180 turn around (such as health care is fine and doesn't need fixing at all!)
 
2009-09-08 02:58:44 PM
Drew, your slip is showing.
 
2009-09-08 02:59:20 PM
at80eighty: he QQ'd to you guys over @ farkback? not out of character for him

Nah, it was those comments showing up in other threads, where they were yanked for threadjacking. They were showing up in mainpage threads that had nothing at all to do with Glenn Beck or even politics.
 
2009-09-08 02:59:36 PM
Corvus: jst3p: Corvus: jst3p: Corvus: Once again, posting lies about Obama again and again are still ok and will get green lit and not be deleted however.

As someone who is pretty politically neutral it makes me laugh to see both side use selective memory to try and paint this site as completely libtarded or right-wing batshiat insane.

Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

Seems like "birther" threads get green lit.

You are so right! This site is completely biased!


*pats you on the head*

Great show me a counter example and show me wrong.

Just sating "it's even" doesn't make it so.

Death panels are not in the health care plans. But in thread after thread right wingers make the accusations they are.

Give me some examples.


I am too busy/lazy and lack the interest to find a thread just to have you find some pathetic reason to tell me why it isn't the same, rinse lather repeat. My goal isn't to change your mind, I know there is zero chance of that. Those on both extremes think this site is biased against their point of view, you don't have to agree with me. Again, given the lack of objectivity both sides often have I am not at all surprised that you don't.


It is still funny to watch poo-flinging in both directions and neither group realizing that half the shiat ends up on their hands.
 
2009-09-08 03:01:43 PM
witchofthedogs: netweavr: berylman: I am not exactly sure what Drew is getting at with "It really is a dark day in American Politics when "internet nerds," as you call them, cannot simply make baseless, horrific allegations from thin air and then question the accused to respond.". Is he implying that rumor mongering is defensible? That one is obliged to constantly defend themselves against fabricated character attacks?

.


Yes.
 
2009-09-08 03:02:01 PM
I had voiced my concern that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 on a review of one of his books on Amazon... they deleted it. :(

I think that we should take this as proof that Amazon.com condones/supports the rape and murder of young girls.
 
2009-09-08 03:02:48 PM
I find the rumors that Glenn Beck raped and brutally murdered a young girl in 1990 and then buried the body with Rush Limbaugh's help absolutely atrocious. However, because lives are at stake and because inaction only emboldens would-be murderers and rapists, that Mr. Beck and Mr. Limbaugh come forward with evidence proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that they are innocent of the brutal rape and murder of a young girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 03:02:48 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Cat Food Sandwiches: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news

You can have it, asswipe...we've got everything else.

How's that health care going?

Really poorly; our system is getting a big overhaul. Why do you ask?


So, then you don't have everything else? Also, when can we expect this overhaul?
 
2009-09-08 03:02:52 PM
lennavan: Arguing with you Gato Negro would be like trying to argue with the grass in my back yard. You already have your own world and mind made up and you surround yourself with the facts that support your beliefs.


Unlike the smug, sneering liberals of Fark.com, naturally.
 
2009-09-08 03:04:08 PM
The early 90's were incredible times man, a lot of good and bad things happened. Something like Glenn Beck raping and murdering a random woman could have happened and no one would have noticed the times were that loose.
 
2009-09-08 03:04:23 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: KingKauff: This is why I have an internet crush on you. Much like Glenn Beck had on that girl in 1990. But, I will not rape and murder you; just adore you from afar.

He had a crush on her, with a lead pipe, in the foyer.


Thanks for the love, KK!


I've got a lead pipe for you, but it's not in the foyer.

kimwim: Do you think Glen Beck likes rape?

Who doesn't like rape? I've got a forty pound box of it in the corner.
 
2009-09-08 03:05:40 PM
These allegations are outrageous and untrue. He raped and murdered Macaulay Culkin. The actor was replaced by an animitronic replica which had been ordered by Michael Jackson.

(The robot MC has snug-fitting Greek features and a fetching "O" of a mouth.)
 
2009-09-08 03:06:41 PM
KingKauff: I've got a lead pipe for you, but it's not in the foyer

Lead? I can't eat it then.
 
2009-09-08 03:11:00 PM
theoutlaw: KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.

I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?

You said rape twice.


Does that mean he really like rape? like he did with that girl in 1990 before or after he killed her, allegedly. We will not support baseless claims. We will not report random rumors as facts. We will not go around ruining the lives of good men and women by making baseless claims, we will not tolerate... wait, it's Glenn Beck. Carry on people.
 
2009-09-08 03:11:03 PM
Gato Negro: lennavan: Arguing with you Gato Negro would be like trying to argue with the grass in my back yard. You already have your own world and mind made up and you surround yourself with the facts that support your beliefs.


Unlike the smug, sneering liberals of Fark.com, naturally.


Note how I didn't make a blanket state about liberals or conservatives. I was talking specifically about you. If I were to make a blanket statement, using you as my sole example and generalize that to all republicans, well that would just be ignorant.
 
2009-09-08 03:15:41 PM
New political parties are in the making, mark my words. The centrists of both parties will form one; the psychotics of the far left and right will form their respective parties.

Mark me.
 
2009-09-08 03:18:11 PM
So I was looking for information on the internet and I saw a rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I don't think that could possibly be true, right? There's no way Fox News would give a TV show to someone who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and Glenn Beck has a TV show on Fox News.

But I keep seeing this rumor around, and it just makes you think, you know? Whether or not Glenn Beck really did rape and murder a young girl in 1990, I'd like to see some credible sources weigh in on this.
 
2009-09-08 03:18:39 PM
What's really amazing is that Glenn Beck raped and brutally murdered a young girl in 1990 during Poppy Bush's speach to the American public school students.
 
2009-09-08 03:20:04 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news.

We have the White house and both houses of Congress. You can have the best "news" program on cable, if that's what keeps you warm at night.
 
2009-09-08 03:22:00 PM
Poopspasm: Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news.

We have the White house and both houses of Congress. You can have the best "news" program on cable, if that's what keeps you warm at night.


In music news, the Jonas Brothers have a #1 album. Number of Hendrix, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker albums to hit #1: zero.
 
2009-09-08 03:23:18 PM
AppleOptionEsc: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

He has a chest of thunder, and balls of wonder, that breaks right through the walls.


I heard he has facial reconstructive surgery every three years.
 
2009-09-08 03:25:08 PM
jsobota: Now I'm not saying Glenn Beck raped and murdered a little girl in 1990, but this cupcake is delicious.

Like that?


Exactly. You see, as I understand it the point is to echo a fox news style attack in a funny way. Fox News doesn't say or probably even think that Barack Obama was born in Kenya. What they do is have on about a zillion people who keep asking the question, 'was barack born in kenya?' It's genius really.
 
2009-09-08 03:26:27 PM
Gato Negro: Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news.

A pig with a popular cable-news show is still a pig. Keep it.
 
2009-09-08 03:27:38 PM
I Said: pxlboy: Action Replay Nick: None of this would even be necessary if Beck would simply produce the death certificate proving he didn't rape and murder the girl.

jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?

xzhibit was a meme. Longcat was a meme. Even "getting a kick out of these replies" was a meme.

An honest inquiry into whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 is not a meme, it is a search for justice.


It is a sign that you are a pawn of the administration.
 
2009-09-08 03:30:19 PM
Fark doesn't allow hate speech (from the Kennedy death thread):
A note to people posting in this thread:

Fark welcomes a variety of political views. There are a lot of people here, and it seems that no two are in the same place on the political spectrum.

That said, hate speech will not be tolerated here. If you are here to indicate that you agree or disagree with everything that the person did, you are welcome to do so. If you are here to agree or disagree with the current political administration, you are also welcome to do so. If you cannot find a way to express that sentiment respectfully, please hold off posting until you can.

And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?
 
2009-09-08 03:30:51 PM
You know, some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I wonder how he would respond to that.

Glenn Beck: Did he rape and murder a girl in 1990?

/sauce for the goose
 
2009-09-08 03:31:19 PM
Nemo's Brother: It is a sign that you are a pawn of the administration.

So, the seeking out and bringing to justice of rapists and murderers is somehow anathema to conservative values? The prevention of these aforementioned crimes is somehow against Republican principles?

Do you blame the victim?
 
2009-09-08 03:32:40 PM
There is no way that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. If Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 then I would have heard about it by now.

Please stop spreading the baseless rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Gato Negro
Liberals don't have a #1 show on cable news

For the same reason they don't have a #1 show on AM radio and why more sources on the internet have a liberal bias than a conservative bias.

Younger and more educated people tend to be more liberal.
Younger and more educated people watch less TV and spend more time on the internet.

It isn't exactly rocket science to connect the two.

Also, I heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Confirm/Deny?
 
2009-09-08 03:33:06 PM
wait, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young GIRL? I thought the conservative M.O. was to victimize underage boys... This is probably a hoax.
 
2009-09-08 03:33:22 PM
jst3p: I am too busy/lazy and lack the interest to find a thread just to have you find some pathetic reason to tell me why it isn't the same, rinse lather repeat. My goal isn't to change your mind, I know there is zero chance of that. Those on both extremes think this site is biased against their point of view, you don't have to agree with me. Again, given the lack of objectivity both sides often have I am not at all surprised that you don't.


It is still funny to watch poo-flinging in both directions and neither group realizing that half the shiat ends up on their hands.


So you have NO PROOF and can't think of ONE EXAMPLE at all.

I gave you about 5 examples. But I AM the one biased and making things up.

You are the one making things up to fit your outlook not me. If you can't even show one piece of evidence to support your opinion that shows your opinion is not based on any fact.

I had facts to back up my opinion. So don't talk to me about my lack of objectivity when you can't give ANY support for your comments.
 
2009-09-08 03:33:24 PM
Unfreakable: Corvus: Please if there was a time when right wing allegations were being deleted for being baseless please remind me.

The Glenn Beck comments were not deleted for being baseless.


Are you suggesting that Drew is part of the conspiracy to cover up the story of Glenn Beck's Rape and Murder of a young girl in 1990?

I won't stand for that sort of baseless allegation against Drew. That is simply not true. He, as much as anyone would want the truth about that story known.
 
2009-09-08 03:35:07 PM
Corvus: jst3p: I am too busy/lazy and lack the interest to find a thread just to have you find some pathetic reason to tell me why it isn't the same, rinse lather repeat. My goal isn't to change your mind, I know there is zero chance of that. Those on both extremes think this site is biased against their point of view, you don't have to agree with me. Again, given the lack of objectivity both sides often have I am not at all surprised that you don't.


It is still funny to watch poo-flinging in both directions and neither group realizing that half the shiat ends up on their hands.

So you have NO PROOF and can't think of ONE EXAMPLE at all.

I gave you about 5 examples. But I AM the one biased and making things up.

You are the one making things up to fit your outlook not me. If you can't even show one piece of evidence to support your opinion that shows your opinion is not based on any fact.

I had facts to back up my opinion. So don't talk to me about my lack of objectivity when you can't give ANY support for your comments.


I never accused you of making things up. This is exactly the poo-flinging I was talking about though. Thanks for making my point.
 
2009-09-08 03:35:10 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Fark doesn't allow hate speech (from the Kennedy death thread):
A note to people posting in this thread:

Fark welcomes a variety of political views. There are a lot of people here, and it seems that no two are in the same place on the political spectrum.

That said, hate speech will not be tolerated here. If you are here to indicate that you agree or disagree with everything that the person did, you are welcome to do so. If you are here to agree or disagree with the current political administration, you are also welcome to do so. If you cannot find a way to express that sentiment respectfully, please hold off posting until you can.

And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?


dude, they say he raped and killed a girl. Of course, I don't buy it (see post below) but they do say Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl. In 1990. Raped and Killed.
 
2009-09-08 03:36:39 PM
jst3p: Those on both extremes think this site is biased against their point of view, you don't have to agree with me.

By the way, I never said "this site is biased against my point of view," My point was they are being uneven on how the treat this.

THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

I think this site is not biased, but I think many things it does it unfair. Those are not the same things.

But you jumped to a conclusion and made me into someone in your fantasy world of frothing biased partisans.
 
2009-09-08 03:37:25 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

What assault? I simply want to know the truth about the rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. This is not at all unlike Glenn Beck wanting to know whether or not Barack Obama supports terrorists or if he was Born in Kenya. Glenn and I are both simply asking questions so we can get to the bottom of all this. We're fellow truth seekers.
 
2009-09-08 03:37:35 PM
Xetal: For the same reason they don't have a #1 show on AM radio and why more sources on the internet have a liberal bias than a conservative bias.

Younger and more educated people tend to be more liberal.
Younger and more educated people watch less TV and spend more time on the internet.

It isn't exactly rocket science to connect the two.


Well, reality DOES have a well known liberal bias.

Xetal: Also, I heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Confirm/Deny?

I've heard that too, I can't believe it's taking Beck so long to deny it, he sure must have a lot to cover up before he publicly denies or apologizes.
If the last few years of conservative behavior have taught us anything. First he'll deny it, then he'll go into rehab or counseling. Then he'll say sorry, though he won't say what he's sorry about. Then he'll take a break from work to 'spend time with his family'. Then he'll do it again.
 
2009-09-08 03:38:11 PM
Man. Gato Negro pushes buttons. He isn't always on, but when he is, he can gets bites like nobody's business.

*takes notes*
 
2009-09-08 03:38:38 PM
mloree: dude, they say he raped and killed a girl.

and as i pointed out below, anyone who says that is doing it quite wrong
 
2009-09-08 03:38:39 PM
tepoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

The quest for truth is not an assault. Nobody is saying outright that Mr. Beck raped and brutally murdered a young girl in 1990; rather, we are calling upon Mr. Beck to address the rumors that allege him raping and brutally murdering a young girl in 1990. If he is innocent he has nothing to worry about.

His silence on the matter to date, however, is ominous.
 
2009-09-08 03:38:57 PM
jst3p: I never accused you of making things up. This is exactly the poo-flinging I was talking about though. Thanks for making my point.

But you did accuse me of being biased, and that entails I make my opinion not based on facts.

Which is what you just admit you do.
 
2009-09-08 03:39:44 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

Number of people in this thread who don't understand what "assault" means: 1
 
2009-09-08 03:39:58 PM
Xetal: For the same reason they don't have a #1 show on AM radio and why more sources on the internet have a liberal bias than a conservative bias.

I would say this is primarily because the other "news" networks and pundits are fairly interchangeable in terms of assumed biases whereas FOX is really all which caters to conservatives. Unless a person believes self-identifying conservatives are a small group, this should only be reasonable to assume high ratings compared to individual networks.
 
2009-09-08 03:41:06 PM
wow.

i've seen this "glenn beck raped a girl"....what do you call it...."joke", or whatever, for a few weeks now on Fark, but I figured it was the sort of baseless character assassination the anonymity of the internet affords the various Internet Tough Guys / the 71st Division of the Keyboard + Modem Brigade, but....wow.

i had no idea there was a grain of salt to it. I mean, it still may be the aforementioned baseless character assassination, but it may not. i just had no idea.

ehhhh. i don't even watch glenn beck. i think i saw him on fox one time. or he is on cnn? i just saw that creepy youtube vid of him joking to take naked pictures of a guest.

so what should the name of the "glenn beck raped a girl" brigade be? I mean, "Truthers" and "Birthers" are two easily recognizable names for the "9/11 was an inside jearb" and "OMG Borat Hussein Obama was born in Kenya LOL OMG" movement.

so what is the Glenn Beck name? Rapers? Deathers?
 
2009-09-08 03:42:09 PM
JohnBigBootay: mloree: dude, they say he raped and killed a girl.

and as i pointed out below, anyone who says that is doing it quite wrong


but why won't he produce the documents?
 
2009-09-08 03:42:10 PM
Martin Silenus: tepoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

The quest for truth is not an assault. Nobody is saying outright that Mr. Beck raped and brutally murdered a young girl in 1990; rather, we are calling upon Mr. Beck to address the rumors that allege him raping and brutally murdering a young girl in 1990. If he is innocent he has nothing to worry about.

His silence on the matter to date, however, is ominous.


I agree. Personally, I'd feel a lot more comfortable about Glenn Beck if he'd just show us the documentation that proves he never raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why is he not addressing this important matter, and putting our minds at ease?
 
2009-09-08 03:42:38 PM
jst3p: My goal isn't to change your mind, I know there is zero chance of that.

That has happened to me in many threads where I said I was wrong or I understood their view and they had good points.

But I guess that doesn't fit in your "people are biased partisan" world view you have so you just reject it.
 
2009-09-08 03:42:38 PM
rickythepenguin: wow.

i've seen this "glenn beck raped a girl"....what do you call it...."joke", or whatever, for a few weeks now on Fark, but I figured it was the sort of baseless character assassination the anonymity of the internet affords the various Internet Tough Guys / the 71st Division of the Keyboard + Modem Brigade, but....wow.

i had no idea there was a grain of salt to it. I mean, it still may be the aforementioned baseless character assassination, but it may not. i just had no idea.

ehhhh. i don't even watch glenn beck. i think i saw him on fox one time. or he is on cnn? i just saw that creepy youtube vid of him joking to take naked pictures of a guest.

so what should the name of the "glenn beck raped a girl" brigade be? I mean, "Truthers" and "Birthers" are two easily recognizable names for the "9/11 was an inside jearb" and "OMG Borat Hussein Obama was born in Kenya LOL OMG" movement.

so what is the Glenn Beck name? Rapers? Deathers?


We are the Beck-exposers. So Becksposers.
 
2009-09-08 03:43:20 PM
So...Drew is calling out Mr. Olbermann for protecting Glenn Beck?

For not being enough of an asshole?

I see. Well, you can't please everyone I guess.
 
2009-09-08 03:44:33 PM
Corvus: jst3p: I never accused you of making things up. This is exactly the poo-flinging I was talking about though. Thanks for making my point.

But you did accuse me of being biased, and that entails I make my opinion not based on facts.

Which is what you just admit you do.


Actually it does not mean anything of the sort. I implied that you and many others are selective in which facts they included in their data set, rejecting those that don't support your point of view. This is completely different from "making things up".
 
2009-09-08 03:44:37 PM
Martin Silenus: tepoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

The quest for truth is not an assault. Nobody is saying outright that Mr. Beck raped and brutally murdered a young girl in 1990; rather, we are calling upon Mr. Beck to address the rumors that allege him raping and brutally murdering a young girl in 1990. If he is innocent he has nothing to worry about.

His silence on the matter to date, however, is ominous.


+1
 
2009-09-08 03:44:47 PM
rickythepenguin: so what is the Glenn Beck name? Rapers? Deathers?

Motherapers? Fatherstabbers?

FatherRapers!

That works.
 
2009-09-08 03:45:27 PM
mloree: but why won't he produce the documents?

That's the question isn't it. If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990 why won't he produce the proof? That's all he'd have to do but he refuses. Why?
 
2009-09-08 03:45:44 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

it's not really hate speech unless you consider what beck does; as hate speech too
 
2009-09-08 03:47:27 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: We are the Beck-exposers. So Becksposers.

I'd prefer being a 'Beckie' to being a 'Becker'
 
2009-09-08 03:47:35 PM
Somacandra: So...Drew is calling out Mr. Olbermann for protecting Glenn Beck?

I'll bet my dog and lot that Olbermann acknowledged the rumors on national television to draw attention to them and to get the ball rolling. Olbermann isn't protecting Beck; he's doing what he can to passively (and without mudslinging) bring Mr. Beck to account for his alleged actions.

I'm sure Drew knows this.
 
2009-09-08 03:48:26 PM
JohnBigBootay: mloree: but why won't he produce the documents?

That's the question isn't it. If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990 why won't he produce the proof? That's all he'd have to do but he refuses. Why?


He's obviously hiding something.
 
2009-09-08 03:48:33 PM
jst3p: Actually it does not mean anything of the sort. I implied that you and many others are selective in which facts they included in their data set, rejecting those that don't support your point of view. This is completely different from "making things up".

Great, then show me the other side.

I asked you too. Show me I am being selective.

You're making false equivalencies.
 
2009-09-08 03:49:50 PM
What if he did one but not the other? Perhaps just the rape. And maybe the girl liked rape.
 
2009-09-08 03:50:48 PM
JohnBigBootay: Uchiha_Cycliste: We are the Beck-exposers. So Becksposers.

I'd prefer being a 'Beckie' to being a 'Becker'


How bout the Glenners? It has that feeling to be of making people want to say to themselves, "are you f*cking kidding me?" The way birthers etc do.
 
2009-09-08 03:51:34 PM
jst3p: Again, given the lack of objectivity both sides often have I am not at all surprised that you don't.

I must say, I don't remember a time when the admins removed repetitious, blatant, potentially damaging lies said with absolute conviction, and if anyone feels this is anything but a running joke (Gilbert Gottfried at Friar's Club Roast of Bob Saget) they're fairly gullible. Notice I didn't qualify this with being about either major political affiliation because I frankly don't remember a real catering to anything but clicks and comments; certain days Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Michelle Bachmann get a few links, and other days we post the NRO contact page.

I don't see this as anything politically motivated, and this appears to have quieted, but if you know of anything comparable which was removed for either major affiliation...do share.
 
2009-09-08 03:52:14 PM
rickythepenguin: i had no idea there was a grain of salt to it. I mean, it still may be the aforementioned baseless character assassination, but it may not. i just had no idea.

This is what we're saying. If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990, why would he let people continuously smear him by spreading rumors about him raping and murdering a young girl in 1990.

It's PROBABLY just baseless character assassination, like you said. But the fact that these rumors are so persistent makes you think that maybe there's a grain of truth to them.

Like you, I have no idea whether it's true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. There's no way to tell unless he addresses these accusations himself.
 
2009-09-08 03:52:17 PM
jst3p: Actually it does not mean anything of the sort. I implied that you and many others are selective in which facts they included in their data set, rejecting those that don't support your point of view. This is completely different from "making things up".

Yes it does.

"making things up" is not the same as "But you did accuse me of being biased, and that entails I make my opinion not based on facts."

That's not the same.

You just said you have opinions but can't support it with any facts. That is "make opinions not based on facts" but not "making things up".

You seem to be having a good time of accusing others of what you yourself seem to be doing.
 
2009-09-08 03:52:31 PM
Martin Silenus: I'll bet my dog and lot that Olbermann acknowledged the rumors on national television to draw attention to them and to get the ball rolling. Olbermann isn't protecting Beck; he's doing what he can to passively (and without mudslinging) bring Mr. Beck to account for his alleged actions.

I'm sure Drew knows this.




i'm getting too old for metatrolling
 
2009-09-08 03:53:17 PM
Gato Negro: Unlike the smug, sneering liberals of Fark.com, naturally.

You're a leftist troll trying to make conservatives look stupid. Low-hanging fruit, isn't it?
 
2009-09-08 03:54:51 PM
Oh jeez, here we go again. People flying off the handle with these unsubstantiated stories and rumors.

Again, I'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. And I'm not saying Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

Once again, all I'm saying is... teach the controversy. What's wrong with that?
 
2009-09-08 03:54:59 PM
Martin Silenus: I'll bet my dog and lot that Olbermann acknowledged the rumors on national television to draw attention to them and to get the ball rolling. Olbermann isn't protecting Beck; he's doing what he can to passively (and without mudslinging) bring Mr. Beck to account for his alleged actions.

I thought of that, but that seems a little cynical, even for Olbermann. He's been pretty sharp with people who make horrific accusations against right-wingers before. This is not the first time.
 
2009-09-08 03:55:08 PM
rickythepenguin: so what is the Glenn Beck name? Rapers? Deathers?

Glenners or Beckers would work, though Beckers is already taken by the Ted Danson TV show. "Glenners" is obvious and ridiculous in the same way "Truthers" and "Birthers" are.
 
2009-09-08 03:56:20 PM
Somacandra: So...Drew is calling out Mr. Olbermann for protecting Glenn Beck?

For not being enough of an asshole?

I see. Well, you can't please everyone I guess.


No. Drew is merely doing an Olbermann on Olbermann.

Olbermann introduced cable news-watchers to the nature of Beck by relating an internet meme. Thanks to Olbermann, thousands of people who had no idea that there was a "rape and murder" meme out there, Googled Beck's name and saw the "story".

My disappointment in Drew's Blog is that he didn't use the word dickfreckle even once.
 
2009-09-08 03:57:17 PM
If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, then I'll gladly shout from the rooftops that attempts to link him with such claims are despicable... but since he has remained silent on his alleged involvement in this young girl's rape and murder, I don't know who to believe.

If he would simply come clean about the extent of his involvement I'd be the first guy in line to defend him.
 
2009-09-08 03:57:47 PM
Somacandra: Martin Silenus: I'll bet my dog and lot that Olbermann acknowledged the rumors on national television to draw attention to them and to get the ball rolling. Olbermann isn't protecting Beck; he's doing what he can to passively (and without mudslinging) bring Mr. Beck to account for his alleged actions.

I thought of that, but that seems a little cynical, even for Olbermann. He's been pretty sharp with people who make horrific accusations against right-wingers before. This is not the first time.


Yes, that's a good point that can't be ignored. Whatever his intent may be, thouh, Mr. Olbermann has fanned the flames of the rumors instead of quashing them.
 
2009-09-08 03:58:08 PM
What's a plebian?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-08 03:58:17 PM
Vangor: rickythepenguin: so what is the Glenn Beck name? Rapers? Deathers?

Glenners or Beckers would work, though Beckers is already taken by the Ted Danson TV show. "Glenners" is obvious and ridiculous in the same way "Truthers" and "Birthers" are.


I like the way you think. ;)
 
2009-09-08 03:59:41 PM
FredaDeStilleto: No. Drew is merely doing an Olbermann on Olbermann...My disappointment in Drew's Blog is that he didn't use the word dickfreckle even once.

So Drew's meta-trolling, picking up on the same meme the Mods clamped down hard on in the past few days.

I see. Good luck with that.
 
2009-09-08 04:00:41 PM
Somacandra: So...Drew is calling out Mr. Olbermann for protecting Glenn Beck?

For missing the point, I suspect.

No one is supposed to actually believe Glenn Beck is guilty of rape and murder. It is thinly veiled parody -- very thinly veiled -- of the techniques Glenn Beck in particular and Fox News in general use to smear people with otherwise baseless, stupid accusations.

But I guess no matter how thin the veil, a lot of people will still fail to see through it.
 
2009-09-08 04:00:43 PM
Somacandra: FredaDeStilleto: No. Drew is merely doing an Olbermann on Olbermann...My disappointment in Drew's Blog is that he didn't use the word dickfreckle even once.

So Drew's meta-trolling, picking up on the same meme the Mods clamped down hard on in the past few days.

I see. Good luck with that.


Trying to spin it that's it's not to protect GB but to attack him more.
 
2009-09-08 04:03:08 PM
Vangor: Glenners or Beckers would work, though Beckers is already taken by the Ted Danson TV show. "Glenners" is obvious and ridiculous in the same way "Truthers" and "Birthers" are.


how about "Foxers" or "CNNers" or whatever network he's on? We need a name for this. seriously. "truthers", "deathers", "libtards", "moonbats", "dweebies", "dipshiats", "stoners", "sportos", "sluts", "bloods", "waste-oids", "neo maxi zoom dweebies", "jokers", "tokers", "pickers", "lovers", "sinners", "teh ghey", "emos", "goths", "heshers", "taggers", "wanna-bes", "chavs", "la migra", "Whitey", "fundies"....everyone has a name.

all i'm saying is we need a witty but serious name for the "GBRAG" (acronym). or maybe that. "G-BRAGers"

/glenn
//beck
///raped
////a
//girl*
//gbrag

*caveat: he may not have actually raped a girl
 
2009-09-08 04:03:42 PM
 
2009-09-08 04:05:21 PM
technicolor-misfit: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, then I'll gladly shout from the rooftops that attempts to link him with such claims are despicable... but since he has remained silent on his alleged involvement in this young girl's rape and murder, I don't know who to believe.

If he would simply come clean about the extent of his involvement I'd be the first guy in line to defend him.



Isn't "coming clean" what got him into this mess?
 
2009-09-08 04:05:44 PM
Just curious... I don't watch his show and don't really care to make an effort... but has Glenn Beck actually said anything about the parody/satire rumor yet?

/if not, what's he afraid of?
//actually serious, has he said anything?
 
2009-09-08 04:05:46 PM
rickythepenguin: wow.

When did you end up back in literland, hun? :(
 
2009-09-08 04:05:57 PM
gilgigamesh: No one is supposed to actually believe Glenn Beck is guilty of rape and murder. It is thinly veiled parody -- very thinly veiled -- of the techniques Glenn Beck in particular and Fox News in general use to smear people with otherwise baseless, stupid accusations.

But I guess no matter how thin the veil, a lot of people will still fail to see through it.


Again, Mr. Beck has yet to address the accusations in ANY manner, be it debunking, refuting, or calling them out for their baseless nature. For the sake of his viewers, who put their trust in him, Mr. Beck should drop the veil of obfuscation and be forward with the millions of Americans --many of whom have been victims of the crimes alleged against Mr. Beck -- who trust him as a public figure and give him their time and hearts.
 
2009-09-08 04:06:56 PM
*claps* a post about two topics ignores the 2nd topic. *goes back to reading the top funny headlines and ignores the whining*
 
2009-09-08 04:07:02 PM
Humor is a fine thing, but false rape accusations cross the line. This was not cool.
 
2009-09-08 04:07:41 PM
It seems to me that Glenn Beck has never given full proof that he didn't Rape and murder a young girl in 1990, and I for one am curious why. He could end all this just by releasing his criminal record to public scrutiny. That's all he'd have to do, and then we'd know for sure whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

We're waiting, Glenn.
 
2009-09-08 04:07:59 PM
Millennium: Humor is a fine thing, but false rape accusations cross the line. This was not cool.

Where there's smoke there's also murder.
 
2009-09-08 04:09:58 PM
melopene: When did you end up back in literland, hun? :(


Ehhh. it's just $5 bucks. TF isn't even worth it half the time. "OMG i just saw 'Inglorious Basterds' OMG let's talk about it....for the 700th time". or another thread over who the hottest / coolest / funniest / trolliest TFer/TFette is. no thanks.
 
2009-09-08 04:10:53 PM
rickythepenguin: melopene: When did you end up back in literland, hun? :(


Ehhh. it's just $5 bucks. TF isn't even worth it half the time. "OMG i just saw 'Inglorious Basterds' OMG let's talk about it....for the 700th time". or another thread over who the hottest / coolest / funniest / trolliest TFer/TFette is. no thanks.


True, I've fallen back to being a mostly-uninspired lurker. I like having lots of stories to click on, though.
 
2009-09-08 04:11:04 PM
The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

Oh lord.

/I giggled
//don't tell Keith
 
2009-09-08 04:11:08 PM
rickyhepenguin: Ehhh. it's just $5 bucks. TF isn't even worth it half the time. "OMG i just saw 'Inglorious Basterds' OMG let's talk about it....for the 700th time". or another thread over who the hottest / coolest / funniest / trolliest TFer/TFette is. no thanks.

I sympathize.
 
2009-09-08 04:11:45 PM
mloree: wait, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young GIRL? I thought the conservative M.O. was to victimize underage boys... This is probably a hoax.

Having sex with GIRLS is SO 1990s!

That was a different, simpler time.
 
2009-09-08 04:12:06 PM
Glenn Beck has not provided a DNA sample to rule him out of the alleged rape and murder of a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 04:13:48 PM
dionada: Oh lord.

/I giggled
//don't tell Keith



When did you end up back in literland, hun? :(

/seems to be the cool thing to say
 
2009-09-08 04:14:42 PM
1derful: Millennium: Humor is a fine thing, but false rape accusations cross the line. This was not cool.

Where there's smoke there's also murder.


And rape.
 
2009-09-08 04:14:51 PM
Corvus: jst3p: Actually it does not mean anything of the sort. I implied that you and many others are selective in which facts they included in their data set, rejecting those that don't support your point of view. This is completely different from "making things up".

Yes it does.

"making things up" is not the same as "But you did accuse me of being biased, and that entails I make my opinion not based on facts."

That's not the same.

You just said you have opinions but can't support it with any facts. That is "make opinions not based on facts" but not "making things up".

You seem to be having a good time of accusing others of what you yourself seem to be doing.


You win. FARK.com is unfairly biased against your political party.
This is true no matter which party you are a member of but feel free to continue to be outraged at the partisanship.
 
2009-09-08 04:15:32 PM
Reports can neither confirm or deny Glenn Beck's alleged rape and murder of a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 04:16:29 PM
word RTP. I'm not going back there for a long long time
 
2009-09-08 04:17:11 PM
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] Quote 2009-09-08 12:16:56 PM
I'd never heard that Glenn Back had actually killed someone, but I did hear that he raped a 17-year-old girl back when he was using drugs in the early '90s. Or at least he was accused of rape.

But that was just a rumor. I wouldn't expect him to deny that he's a rapist.

Men with high IQ's have the healthiest sperm. Here come the scientists

That one's headline of the year material IMHO.


"I'll take "The Rapists" for $200, Alex."
 
2009-09-08 04:17:16 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: "Glenn beck keeps the frozen head of Walt Disney in his basement. He only takes it out once a year to skullfark it while watching Fantasia."

Don't we all?
 
2009-09-08 04:17:17 PM
rickythepenguin: Ehhh. it's just $5 bucks. TF isn't even worth it half the time. "OMG i just saw 'Inglorious Basterds' OMG let's talk about it....for the 700th time". or another thread over who the hottest / coolest / funniest / trolliest TFer/TFette is. no thanks.

Heh. I have long said Drew has it backwards. If all we got was Totalfark and we had to pay for the filtered down mainpage to drown out the noise and zero/low comment threads/repeat headlines, I'd pay %$5 a month in a second.
 
2009-09-08 04:18:12 PM
1derful: Where there's smoke there's also murder.

And rape.
 
2009-09-08 04:21:54 PM
It's possible that Glenn Beck did not rape and kill a girl in 1990. He very well could have sodomized the corpse. We really don't know if Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990. The FBI has declined to comment that this was a work of a serial killer.
 
2009-09-08 04:22:02 PM
rickythepenguin: Ehhh. it's just $5 bucks. TF isn't even worth it half the time. "OMG i just saw 'Inglorious Basterds' OMG let's talk about it....for the 700th time". or another thread over who the hottest / coolest / funniest / trolliest TFer/TFette is. no thanks.

It'll get better.. Im back.

I'll free Gorgor, release Basemetal, and ensure every friday has a right and goodly trainwreck that gets pulled by 5pm, and a free Thai ladyboy for everyone in their bed.

...Idbecrazyif... TF change you can believe in.
 
2009-09-08 04:22:10 PM
The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

how the f*ck did I miss this gem?

much ♥
 
2009-09-08 04:23:09 PM
img215.imageshack.us

The truth is out there?
 
2009-09-08 04:25:28 PM
I'm very concerned with a lot of you, going on and on about whether or not Glen Beck may or may not have raped and killed a young girl almost 20 years ago.

The real news is that under Obamacare, massive numbers of the elderly will be killed THIS YEAR!!!!

Next to that horror, how can you all spend so much time obsessing over a single pundit's alleged rape and murder two decades ago.

There is no proof whatsoever that Glen Beck brutally bashed in the head of a sweet, innocent, mildly retarded young blonde girl after he finished raping her to death. Sure, he could put all this controversy to rest by releasing his arrest record, but why would he do that? You'd just say that if he was able to sweet-talk his way onto a prime-time slot, he's obviously smart enough to out-fox the local sheriffs in the interview room.

After all, it's hard to prosecute murder when there is no body. Because I've heard on certain internet blogs that after he finished raping and killing the girl, Glen Beck ate her body.

Allegedly.
 
2009-09-08 04:25:39 PM
Somacandra: Gato Negro: Unlike the smug, sneering liberals of Fark.com, naturally.

You're a leftist troll trying to make conservatives look stupid. Low-hanging fruit, isn't it?


I'm a troll trying to help water look wet, so I get where he's coming from.
 
2009-09-08 04:26:33 PM
The Durham police department has declined to comment if Glenn Beck is a person of interest in the rape and murder of a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 04:30:34 PM
at80eighty: how the f*ck did I miss this gem?

It never got greenlit. If you'd had TF...
 
2009-09-08 04:31:32 PM
If Glenn Beck murdered the girl first, then it wouldn't be rape; merely desecration of a corpse.
 
2009-09-08 04:33:50 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: I am confused. Drew thinks it is okay to create false stories and then keep them going?

Someone should write a book about why that is a bad idea.


Page views are page views.
 
2009-09-08 04:34:39 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gato Negro: All I know is, the Glenn Beck show comes on in a few hours and it's the #1 show on cable news.

That's like winning the "Miss Auschwitz" pageant.

I am soooo stealing that line! Also, is it safe to say that Glenn Beck likes rape, murder, arson, and rape?

First he burns stuff. Then he ejaculates on/in it. He loves freedom.


Statements such as these are why you are on my favorites list Marla!
 
2009-09-08 04:37:12 PM
I just wish Glenn Beck would release the documents clearing his name of the rape and murder of a little girl in 1990 and finally put these awful stories about his involvement in the rape and murder of a sweet little girl with liberal parents in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 04:38:39 PM
I just want to know what we are supposed to tell our kids. When a prominent, respected cable news personality refuses to deny such serious allegations, what kind of message is that sending to the youth of America?
 
2009-09-08 04:39:30 PM
Drew, come join us (new window).

It's good clean fun, I swear. And I can get you promoted over there. Just get in touch. I use the same name on both sites. If you don't want people to know who you are, that's cool - just send me a message - I'll keep your secret.
 
2009-09-08 04:41:00 PM
jst3p: You win. FARK.com is unfairly biased against your political party.
This is true no matter which party you are a member of but feel free to continue to be outraged at the partisanship.


for the 3rd or 4th time:

I DID NOT SAY FARK IS BIASED!!!
I said on this it was being unfair. That is not the same.

Wow, you really ignore anything the doesn't fit your world view.
 
2009-09-08 04:41:24 PM
unlikely: at80eighty: how the f*ck did I miss this gem?

It never got greenlit. If you'd had TF...


Wut
 
2009-09-08 04:43:54 PM
Corvus: jst3p: You win. FARK.com is unfairly biased against your political party.
This is true no matter which party you are a member of but feel free to continue to be outraged at the partisanship.

for the 3rd or 4th time:

I DID NOT SAY FARK IS BIASED!!! I said on this it was being unfair. That is not the same.

Wow, you really ignore anything the doesn't fit your world view.


Bias is a term used to describe a tendency or preference towards a particular perspective, ideology or result, especially when the tendency interferes with the ability to be impartial, unprejudiced, or objective.

Or, to put it in smaller words, bias is undue fairness towards one side. To deny fairness on a topic is to exhibit bias.
 
2009-09-08 04:44:29 PM
Corvus: jst3p: You win. FARK.com is unfairly biased against your political party.
This is true no matter which party you are a member of but feel free to continue to be outraged at the partisanship.

for the 3rd or 4th time:

I DID NOT SAY FARK IS BIASED!!! I said on this it was being unfair. That is not the same.

Wow, you really ignore anything the doesn't fit your world view.


If he would just produce the documents showing his innocence this will all go away. Until then we are left to assume that he has something to hide.
 
2009-09-08 04:46:35 PM
jst3p: You win. FARK.com is unfairly biased against your political party.
This is true no matter which party you are a member of but feel free to continue to be outraged at the partisanship.


Yeah that's exactly what I have been saying:


Corvus: By the way, I never said "this site is biased against my point of view," My point was they are being uneven on how the treat this.

Corvus: I think this site is not biased, but I think many things it does it unfair. Those are not the same things.

Reality has no factor about what you perceive does it?
 
2009-09-08 04:47:32 PM
Once again the rumors that Glenn Beck roofied, sodomized and murdered a girl in 1990 are totally false.
 
2009-09-08 04:49:40 PM
Police have declined to comment if Bill O'Riley is an accomplice in the gang rape and murder of a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 04:50:12 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Bias is a term used to describe a tendency or preference towards a particular perspective, ideology or result, especially when the tendency interferes with the ability to be impartial, unprejudiced, or objective.

Or, to put it in smaller words, bias is undue fairness towards one side. To deny fairness on a topic is to exhibit bias.


So then Obama is Biased towards the right because he listens to them even though he could pass things without them?

No sorry Bias does not mean what you are saying it means.

Bias means you have a predisposition to a side! That is not the same thing about how you treat that side.

You can be unbiased and still not be fair. You can also be Biased and be fair.

I know for someone like you that might be hard to understand but a lot of people treat others fairly that they do not agree with.
 
2009-09-08 04:51:17 PM
jsobota: I just wish Glenn Beck would release the documents clearing his name of the rape and murder of a little girl in 1990 and finally put these awful stories about his involvement in the rape and murder of a sweet little girl with liberal parents in 1990.

Not only is Glenn Beck not releasing the documents, his lawyers are actively trying (via an underhanded WIPO filing (new window)) to silence this criticism without drawing any additional attention to it. Why is he spending money on lawyers to silence the questioners if he has nothing to hide?
 
2009-09-08 04:51:28 PM
Poopspasm: tenpoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

Number of people in this thread who don't understand what "assault" means: 1



besides yourself you mean? Here is one of the common definitions that will help you understand the meaning.

"attempt to destroy something: a campaign or series of actions that aims to challenge or destroy something"
 
2009-09-08 04:52:21 PM
Pocket Ninja: Olbermann is just worried that somebody is going to uncover all the hamsters in his closet.


Horse Hockey. Olbermann is the first to say he made a mistake on air. he's about as open as is possible for a public persona.


but i admit that inventing stuff about people is a very slippery slope that can destract from all the REAl horrific shhhittt they are doing/saying. stooping to their level of invented shhhittt may not be the wisest thing to do.

its easy to invent crap about people. the difficult part is proving it and being able to support it with truth and facts AND to make it cause you to bust a gut laughing.


its fun to say stuff like 'Glenn "Pecker" Peck jerks off to saturday morning kid cartoons.' its funny, but not very likely. course if he did do it, i would not be in the least bit surprised. he comes across as someone who has many cobwebs upstairs.


the real Gems, the Real Gold is taking the actual, aburd, and mind numbingly stupid shhhitt these corporate paid talking heads spew and turning it into hilarious comedy. comedy that can wake you up at night laughing. Truth is almost always stranger and funnier than Fiction.

but i do defend 'internet nerds' for the Right to say anything they want as long as they are not threatening someone's life, or yelling 'fire' in a crowded theater, etc.

long live the U.S. Constitution and long live the Fark. and long live the Internet Nerds!


Drew - Account number 1.
that cracked me up in its simplicity and its harsh Reality. this is Drew's site and he is the Master of His Domain.

and no Olbermann or anyone else is going to say otherwise. Ownership Does have its privleges.
 
2009-09-08 04:52:36 PM
ieldanth: gilgigamesh: Look, just because people claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't mean he did rape and murder a sweet, innocent blonde girl in 1990.

Sure, those who claim Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 have demonstrated no proof that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a pretty special needs girl in 1990.



You repeat yourself...


He did say rape twice
 
2009-09-08 04:52:56 PM
Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Bias is a term used to describe a tendency or preference towards a particular perspective, ideology or result, especially when the tendency interferes with the ability to be impartial, unprejudiced, or objective.

Or, to put it in smaller words, bias is undue fairness towards one side. To deny fairness on a topic is to exhibit bias.

So then Obama is Biased towards the right because he listens to them even though he could pass things without them?

No sorry Bias does not mean what you are saying it means.

Bias means you have a predisposition to a side! That is not the same thing about how you treat that side.

You can be unbiased and still not be fair. You can also be Biased and be fair.

I know for someone like you that might be hard to understand but a lot of people treat others fairly that they do not agree with.


Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.
 
2009-09-08 04:53:34 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Poopspasm: tenpoundsofcheese: And yet seem to be okay with supporting this assault on Beck?

Number of people in this thread who don't understand what "assault" means: 1


besides yourself you mean? Here is one of the common definitions that will help you understand the meaning.

"attempt to destroy something: a campaign or series of actions that aims to challenge or destroy something"


Actually, that's fair. I was thinking of the legal definition, but your point is taken.
 
2009-09-08 04:55:43 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.

Not at all. You are:

3 a : bent, tendency b : an inclination of temperament or outlook; especially : a personal and sometimes unreasoned judgment : prejudice c : an instance of such prejudice d (1) : deviation of the expected value of a statistical estimate from the quantity it estimates


Having a predisposition for something is different then ACTING on it.

I know you find this hard to believe but some can keep an open mind even if they believe something coming into it(bias).

I know that might shatter your world.
 
2009-09-08 04:57:40 PM
pxlboy: jesus christ, are we still on that farking meme?

We're not, anymore, but Keith Olberguy still is.
 
2009-09-08 04:57:57 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Bias is a term used to describe a tendency or preference towards a particular perspective, ideology or result, especially when the tendency interferes with the ability to be impartial, unprejudiced, or objective.

Or, to put it in smaller words, bias is undue fairness towards one side. To deny fairness on a topic is to exhibit bias.

So then Obama is Biased towards the right because he listens to them even though he could pass things without them?

No sorry Bias does not mean what you are saying it means.

Bias means you have a predisposition to a side! That is not the same thing about how you treat that side.

You can be unbiased and still not be fair. You can also be Biased and be fair.

I know for someone like you that might be hard to understand but a lot of people treat others fairly that they do not agree with.

Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.


Is it bias to report on the rumors about Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990?
 
2009-09-08 04:58:07 PM
++1 Drew
 
2009-09-08 04:59:29 PM
Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.

Not at all. You are:

3 a : bent, tendency b : an inclination of temperament or outlook; especially : a personal and sometimes unreasoned judgment : prejudice c : an instance of such prejudice d (1) : deviation of the expected value of a statistical estimate from the quantity it estimates

Having a predisposition for something is different then ACTING on it.

I know you find this hard to believe but some can keep an open mind even if they believe something coming into it(bias).

I know that might shatter your world.


Fair 6 a : marked by impartiality and honesty : free from self-interest, prejudice, or favoritism

To be biased is to be without fairness in regards to a certain subject. You cannot be both fair and biased at the same time when it comes to a specific topic. If you are being fair, you are free from self-interest or prejudice. If you are being biased, you have a prejudice. They simply cannot coexist.
 
2009-09-08 05:01:01 PM
Police have declined to comment if Bob Saget and Glenn Beck, gang raped, murdered and then cannibalized a girl in 1900. Police also declined to comment if both parties engaged in homosexual intercourse after the alleged rape and murder.
 
2009-09-08 05:01:37 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.

So are judges all NONE BIASED?

And if not then are you saying every court case where a judge comes in with any bias or predisposition is UNFAIR? Because that is what you are saying.

Your saying everyone who has any bias will treat the side they don't believe in unfairly. I know many on the right seem to think this way but that's actually not common thinking.

Most people have a level of fair play built into them where they act fair and try to keep an open mind even if they have a bias against something.

It's amazing to me that this concept seems completely foreign to you. That you think if you are biased towards a subject it always you to treat it completely unfairly.
 
2009-09-08 05:03:50 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Fair 6 a : marked by impartiality and honesty : free from self-interest, prejudice, or favoritism

To be biased is to be without fairness in regards to a certain subject. You cannot be both fair and biased at the same time when it comes to a specific topic. If you are being fair, you are free from self-interest or prejudice. If you are being biased, you have a prejudice. They simply cannot coexist.


So then if you are biased against a subject you then also believe it's OK to make up lies about it (unfair)?


I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do.

So if I don't like healthcare reform then it's ok to make up lies that it will put old people to death?
 
2009-09-08 05:05:41 PM
I fail to see where Drew "calls out" Olbermann. He even accepts his point.

Don't get me wrong, I think Glenn Beck gets everything he deserves, so let 4chan handle it. We don't need to stoop to Glenn Beck's level. We are better than him - we don't go around raping and killing young girls.
 
2009-09-08 05:07:34 PM
I don't think Olbermann was trying to fan the flames by throwing the "Worst Persons" bone to the people who are propagating this. I saw the segment - he didn't even go into the slightest detail, just basically said "you know who you are and I see what you did there". Who knows whether this was to avoid defamation charges from FNC or to avoid giving any further credence to what is an admittedly stupid and childish meme.

/well, I guess Countdown's staff knows
//yes, I watch Olbermann occasionally

rickythepenguin: When did you end up back in literland, hun? :(

/seems to be the cool thing to say


Didn't have a spare $25 to reup when mine ran out. Times are tough, man.
 
2009-09-08 05:07:47 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Fair 6 a : marked by impartiality and honesty : free from self-interest, prejudice, or favoritism

To be biased is to be without fairness in regards to a certain subject. You cannot be both fair and biased at the same time when it comes to a specific topic. If you are being fair, you are free from self-interest or prejudice. If you are being biased, you have a prejudice. They simply cannot coexist.


Bullshiat, Fair means you do something giving both sides an equivalent chance to succeed on its merits.

You can be biased and do that.

Once again are you saying our court systems have no biases at all? No one in the jury or judge have biases?

I think many people agree that they do have biases, but that overall it's fair.

It's not the same thing.

I find it funny you feel if you are biased for a topic that you are allowed to be dishonest about it.

But that explains a lot.

So when you are biased for a topic you have no qualms about making up lies about it or against the other side?
 
2009-09-08 05:07:48 PM
Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.

So are judges all NONE BIASED?

And if not then are you saying every court case where a judge comes in with any bias or predisposition is UNFAIR? Because that is what you are saying.

Your saying everyone who has any bias will treat the side they don't believe in unfairly. I know many on the right seem to think this way but that's actually not common thinking.

Most people have a level of fair play built into them where they act fair and try to keep an open mind even if they have a bias against something.

It's amazing to me that this concept seems completely foreign to you. That you think if you are biased towards a subject it always you to treat it completely unfairly.


I don't know what NONE BIASED means, but yes, Judges should be without bias when deciding a case. They should rely on codified law, or in the case of the Supreme Court, should rely on the Constitution and prior interpretations. Their personal thoughts and ideas on the matter should never come into play.

So yes, a Judge that comes in with a bias or predisposition towards one side or the other is being unfair if he does so without hearing the facts. If a Judge were to see a defendant who had a lengthy history of violent crime come before him in a case regarding domestic violence, should the judge just sentence the person to the max sentence without hearing the facts? Of course not. Why would you think that bias would be any different?

And yes, someone with bias will allow it to affect them whether they realize it or not. Bias is the opposite of fairness. Bias introduces external factors into a fair situation, regardless of the outcome of that situation, the process was still affected by bias in one way or another.
 
2009-09-08 05:12:23 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Xetal: For the same reason they don't have a #1 show on AM radio and why more sources on the internet have a liberal bias than a conservative bias.

Younger and more educated people tend to be more liberal.
Younger and more educated people watch less TV and spend more time on the internet.

It isn't exactly rocket science to connect the two.

Well, reality DOES have a well known liberal bias.



Reality is actually more centrist, in that it doesn't give a shiat about politics.

Unless you are talking about perceived reality...
 
2009-09-08 05:12:28 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Look, you can spin this all you want, but if you are really disagreeing with the definition of bias, then it is you that has the problem.

So are judges all NONE BIASED?

And if not then are you saying every court case where a judge comes in with any bias or predisposition is UNFAIR? Because that is what you are saying.

Your saying everyone who has any bias will treat the side they don't believe in unfairly. I know many on the right seem to think this way but that's actually not common thinking.

Most people have a level of fair play built into them where they act fair and try to keep an open mind even if they have a bias against something.

It's amazing to me that this concept seems completely foreign to you. That you think if you are biased towards a subject it always you to treat it completely unfairly.

I don't know what NONE BIASED means, but yes, Judges should be without bias when deciding a case. They should rely on codified law, or in the case of the Supreme Court, should rely on the Constitution and prior interpretations. Their personal thoughts and ideas on the matter should never come into play.

So yes, a Judge that comes in with a bias or predisposition towards one side or the other is being unfair if he does so without hearing the facts. If a Judge were to see a defendant who had a lengthy history of violent crime come before him in a case regarding domestic violence, should the judge just sentence the person to the max sentence without hearing the facts? Of course not. Why would you think that bias would be any different?

And yes, someone with bias will allow it to affect them whether they realize it or not. Bias is the opposite of fairness. Bias introduces external factors into a fair situation, regardless of the outcome of that situation, the process was still affected by bias in one way or another.


He doesn't get it. He won't get it. You have been talking about it for three hours and he STILL doesn't get it! The COWS can program a VCR by now!
 
2009-09-08 05:13:46 PM
Wasn't there a story about how Glen Beck's homosexual lover was somehow involved with some sort of RITUALISTIC RAPE AND SUBSEQUENT MURDER of a young Korean Immigrant in 1990?

I just can't find a link to the article...
 
2009-09-08 05:14:35 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: I don't know what NONE BIASED means, but yes, Judges should be without bias when deciding a case. They should rely on codified law, or in the case of the Supreme Court, should rely on the Constitution and prior interpretations. Their personal thoughts and ideas on the matter should never come into play.

Ummm we live in a common law country so they don't follow codified law the follow precedent please learn remedial law. You are an idiot who knows nothing about our legal system.

Codefied countries are like France. Our law system is not based on theirs. You look like a complete idiot.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: So yes, a Judge that comes in with a bias or predisposition towards one side or the other is being unfair if he does so without hearing the facts. If a Judge were to see a defendant who had a lengthy history of violent crime come before him in a case regarding domestic violence, should the judge just sentence the person to the max sentence without hearing the facts? Of course not. Why would you think that bias would be any different?

Wow you are dumb. That's exactly my point. that would being UNFAIR.

Treating a side different is being UNFAIR.

Having predefined belief is being BIASED. They are not the same thing.


You don't think someone with a predefined view can every change their mind?
 
2009-09-08 05:15:35 PM
I really don't see how this petty bickering and arguing about Glenn Beck's alleged rape and murder of a girl in 1990 can get us anywhere. People seriously need to let go of their own biases and look at this issue with impartiality. This is serious business people.
 
2009-09-08 05:16:14 PM
jst3p: He doesn't get it. He won't get it. You have been talking about it for three hours and he STILL doesn't get it! The COWS can program a VCR by now!

I get it.

Your opinions are not based on fact.

You have a world were you believe others who do not believe what you believe are all "biased partisans" and you will ignore all facts presented to you to believe this.

I get it.
 
2009-09-08 05:17:55 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: And yes, someone with bias will allow it to affect them whether they realize it or not. Bias is the opposite of fairness. Bias introduces external factors into a fair situation, regardless of the outcome of that situation, the process was still affected by bias in one way or another.

So any judge with ANY bias should be outlawed!

We should have no judges who a Republican, Democrat, Liberal or conservative or believe in any ideology whatsoever? Because they could NEVER have a fair trial.
 
2009-09-08 05:19:34 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: And yes, someone with bias will allow it to affect them whether they realize it or not. Bias is the opposite of fairness. Bias introduces external factors into a fair situation, regardless of the outcome of that situation, the process was still affected by bias in one way or another.

So do you have any biases?
 
2009-09-08 05:19:55 PM
OMG!!!

I hadn't heard that Glen Beck allegedly raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I hope some can verify this definitively - this type of rumor causes me to question whether he should continue to have a television show! I normally would want some type of evidence, but I see a large number of people here repeating the rumor, so there must be some substance to it. I can't imagine anyone would say that Glen Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if there weren't some factual basis for the statement, so obviously there must be.

I also hear he's working on making his show into a mandatory program so he can protect us from teh socialism. I'm not sure if I can trust him to do that if there's even a chance that Glen Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-08 05:20:37 PM
Corvus:

If you want to get into a semantic discussion about the difference between fair and bias I am not going to get in your way. But I am not going to participate because it bores me and is not relevant to the point I was making, which was not specifically directed only at you but more of a general observation.

In general the partisan monkeys on both sides of the aisle fling poo at fark claiming bais. I have seen fark accused of pandering to both the left and the right, which in a way FARK is guilty of both. They want page views and a controversial story does that. The funny thing to me is those on one side or the other thinking that fark is unfair, or biased, against their affiliation.

I was speaking about something greater than this particular issue or thread. Is "fark" being "unfair" in this case? Who the hell cares? It is a website who's mascot is a squirrel with a huge nutsack.
 
2009-09-08 05:22:00 PM
Corvus: jst3p: He doesn't get it. He won't get it. You have been talking about it for three hours and he STILL doesn't get it! The COWS can program a VCR by now!

I get it.

Your opinions are not based on fact.

You have a world were you believe others who do not believe what you believe are all "biased partisans" and you will ignore all facts presented to you to believe this.

I get it.


What opinion have I expressed in this thread other than it has been my observation that the left and the right claim fark is against them depending on the topic?

And if you don't think that is based on fact you are guilty of confirmation bias.
 
2009-09-08 05:22:03 PM
Millennium: Humor is a fine thing, but false rape accusations cross the line. This was not cool.

Oh, now you want me to believe a dead raped girl falsely accused Glenn Beck. I'm not falling for that.
 
2009-09-08 05:23:08 PM
I'm really curious as to whether or not Glenn Beck really did rape and murder Becky Gunderson in the summer of 1990...Why won't he address these allegations?
 
2009-09-08 05:23:12 PM
Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Fair 6 a : marked by impartiality and honesty : free from self-interest, prejudice, or favoritism

So then if you are biased against a subject you then also believe it's OK to make up lies about it (unfair)?


I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do.

So if I don't like healthcare reform then it's ok to make up lies that it will put old people to death?


I giggled. No offense, where have you been for the past decade? It's not exactly a new tactic. Remember the Kerry/Bush election cycle where there was a huge debate on whether John Kerry was really a war hero? All the media and attention was focused on swift boats and whether the purple heart John Kerry had was legit. No one doubted his service, everyone agreed he was in Vietnam fighting for his country. Instead of praising that, the focus was on whether or not he deserved his purple heart. One guy who swore in an affadavit he had personal knowledge John Kerry lied admitted later he didn't witness it himself but he totally heard it from some friends. Meanwhile all the attention is calling John Kerry's war record in to question, where was George W Bush?

Link (new window)
 
2009-09-08 05:23:48 PM
Whoooiee! Ole Drew sure sounds butthurt since his favorite commie, radical, Green Czar had to resign because of proven facts and not some smear campaign. Dayuum! He might need to take a little time out.

signed Jeff.
 
2009-09-08 05:24:34 PM
jst3p: If you want to get into a semantic discussion about the difference between fair and bias I am not going to get in your way. But I am not going to participate because it bores me and is not relevant to the point I was making, which was not specifically directed only at you but more of a general observation.

The don't direct it to me!

jst3p: In general the partisan monkeys on both sides of the aisle fling poo at fark claiming bais. I have seen fark accused of pandering to both the left and the right, which in a way FARK is guilty of both



You complained about me discussing the differences between fairness and bias and then you did it yourself!

You must be trolling because it's hard for me to imagine someone failing on them selves like this on accident.

You just basically said what I have been saying that you have been attacking me for.

It's hard for me to think someone is actually this clueless.
 
2009-09-08 05:26:12 PM
If Glenn Beck hypothetically raped and killed a girl in 1990, how do you think he went along with it? Did he pick up a teenage runaway or a prostitute, then forced her to perform oral sex on him at gunpoint and dumped the body in a ditch? Did he kidnap a college girl, locked her in his basement and repeatably sodomized and then strangled her? Did he call her a "godless liberal whore that needed to punished" while he did it? Did he use an acid bath to get rid of any physical evidence? What's his MO'?
 
2009-09-08 05:26:12 PM
lennavan: I giggled. No offense, where have you been for the past decade? It's not exactly a new tactic.

I didn't say it was a new tactic.

if you think you have something to add maybe you should understand what people are discussing before you jump in.
 
2009-09-08 05:27:31 PM
Corvus: lennavan: I giggled. No offense, where have you been for the past decade? It's not exactly a new tactic.

I didn't say it was a new tactic.

if you think you have something to add maybe you should understand what people are discussing before you jump in.


Many people seem to misunderstand you. If only we could find a common denominator....
 
2009-09-08 05:28:40 PM
jst3p: Many people seem to misunderstand you. If only we could find a common denominator....

Fark has lots of people who jump in at the end of a conversation without reading what they posted before.

It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out.
 
2009-09-08 05:29:53 PM
jst3p: Many people seem to misunderstand you. If only we could find a common denominator....

Your the one who made up shiat that I never said. I quoted myself saying the opposite of what you said.

Your the one who can't support nay of your claims.
 
2009-09-08 05:31:28 PM
Corvus: lennavan: I giggled. No offense, where have you been for the past decade? It's not exactly a new tactic.

I didn't say it was a new tactic.

if you think you have something to add maybe you should understand what people are discussing before you jump in.


Quoting you:
"So then if you are biased against a subject you then also believe it's OK to make up lies about it (unfair)? I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do."

Quoting me:
"I giggled. No offense, where have you been for the past decade? It's not exactly a new tactic."

I dunno, makes sense to me. I didn't say you said it was a new tactic, I said it has been around forever so it's silly that you are just now realizing it.

Seems you misdirected your forum drama at me =-O
 
2009-09-08 05:31:31 PM
jst3p: Many people seem to misunderstand you. If only we could find a common denominator....

Yeah I can see how you could of got me confused saying Fark was biased from me saying:

"I do NOT think FARK is biased" those two things are so easy to get confused.

Those are so close to each other.
 
2009-09-08 05:33:12 PM
lennavan: I dunno, makes sense to me. I didn't say you said it was a new tactic, I said it has been around forever so it's silly that you are just now realizing it.

No that's not the point. I am not saying "I just realized it" either.
 
2009-09-08 05:36:25 PM
ieldanth: Uchiha_Cycliste: Xetal: For the same reason they don't have a #1 show on AM radio and why more sources on the internet have a liberal bias than a conservative bias.

Younger and more educated people tend to be more liberal.
Younger and more educated people watch less TV and spend more time on the internet.

It isn't exactly rocket science to connect the two.

Well, reality DOES have a well known liberal bias.



Reality is actually more centrist, in that it doesn't give a shiat about politics.

Unless you are talking about perceived reality...


I've got reality sitting right here with me and it says it does care, so there. *pppttttttth*.
 
2009-09-08 05:36:51 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Did you leave after I asked you a few questions to back up your position?

WOw that seems to happen so much around here.

Someone makes an accusation, someone asks them to back them up, person disappears.

At least jst3p sticks around just making shiat up out of thin air what people never actually said.
 
2009-09-08 05:37:25 PM
I heard Keith Olberman once raped his best friend's wife at a benefit for Muscular Dystrophy.

/it's possible it didn't happen, but do you really want to risk it?
//be safe: watch Fox News!
 
2009-09-08 05:40:30 PM
Corvus: lennavan: I dunno, makes sense to me. I didn't say you said it was a new tactic, I said it has been around forever so it's silly that you are just now realizing it.

No that's not the point. I am not saying "I just realized it" either.


I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do.

Ah, then I see how we misunderstood each other. I read what you previously wrote (I highlighted the appropriate part) and thought by "I am starting to see" you meant "I am starting to realize." People tend to use those phrases interchangeably, you should be more careful with your words. Apparently you're either blind or have created a new meaning for that phrase.

Or I have no idea what you are saying. But just a heads up, when you post comments in a public forum and not a chat room, people tend to join and leave the conversation at various times, you should get used to it and not be such a knob. =)
 
2009-09-08 05:41:08 PM
Was this his first victim? Are there others? Was this a planned attack or a thrill killing?
 
2009-09-08 05:43:21 PM
DOW: tedbundee: DOW: Why is Drew defending 4chan? That's where it started...

he likes CP

Drew = Moot?


you just broke #1 and #2
 
2009-09-08 05:44:26 PM
Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Did you leave after I asked you a few questions to back up your position?

WOw that seems to happen so much around here.

Someone makes an accusation, someone asks them to back them up, person disappears.

At least jst3p sticks around just making shiat up out of thin air what people never actually said.


Don't fatter yourself. I stuck around out of morbid curiosity. There are many days I would have judged you to be not worthy of response as well. You must be dizzy from all of the spinning you have done in this thread alone.
 
2009-09-08 05:46:01 PM
jst3p: Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Did you leave after I asked you a few questions to back up your position?


No Corvus, I finally put you on ignore so I can be free of your bias and fairness.

The last hour or so has been bliss personified as I no longer have to gaze at the dark gray color that is your tripe day in and day out.
 
2009-09-08 05:46:07 PM
lennavan: I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do.

That is the part you missed. Doing it and justifying it are not the same thing.

He was saying fairness and biasness is the same thing.

If you biased then you MUST be unfair. There, now you know most of the story.

I was pointing out you can be BIASED and still be FAIR and I found it interesting that he thought it was impossible to be both.
 
2009-09-08 05:47:45 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: No Corvus, I finally put you on ignore so I can be free of your bias and fairness.

The last hour or so has been bliss personified as I no longer have to gaze at the dark gray color that is your tripe day in and day out.


Wow so scared of answering a question or two.

You are really afraid to hear anything you disagree with.

Isn't this the 4th time you've "set me to ignore"?

Are you biased about anything?

Wow can't answer one question.
 
2009-09-08 05:49:59 PM
jst3p: Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Did you leave after I asked you a few questions to back up your position?

WOw that seems to happen so much around here.

Someone makes an accusation, someone asks them to back them up, person disappears.

At least jst3p sticks around just making shiat up out of thin air what people never actually said.

Don't fatter yourself. I stuck around out of morbid curiosity. There are many days I would have judged you to be not worthy of response as well. You must be dizzy from all of the spinning you have done in this thread alone.


What spinning have I done exactly?

Oh yeah I forgot you don't need to have an evidence to support your opinions. Only biased people like me do that.

jst3p World:

Biased = Make opinions based on evidence
Unbiased = Make opinions not based on evidence
 
2009-09-08 05:51:50 PM
Beck didn't rape and murder the girl. He murdered her first and then raped the corpse.
 
2009-09-08 05:51:54 PM
jst3p: Corvus: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Did you leave after I asked you a few questions to back up your position?

WOw that seems to happen so much around here.

Someone makes an accusation, someone asks them to back them up, person disappears.

At least jst3p sticks around just making shiat up out of thin air what people never actually said.

Don't fatter yourself. I stuck around out of morbid curiosity. There are many days I would have judged you to be not worthy of response as well. You must be dizzy from all of the spinning you have done in this thread alone.


Are you going to completely ignore the fact that you stated the same position that you have been attacking me for having this entire time?
 
2009-09-08 05:53:14 PM
Corvus: lennavan: I am starting to see why right wingers justify the things they do.

That is the part you missed. Doing it and justifying it are not the same thing.

He was saying fairness and biasness is the same thing.

If you biased then you MUST be unfair. There, now you know most of the story.

I was pointing out you can be BIASED and still be FAIR and I found it interesting that he thought it was impossible to be both.


We'll just agree we are misunderstanding each other. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. That and it's time to go home, woo!
 
2009-09-08 05:55:39 PM
Kevin72: Beck didn't rape and murder the girl. He murdered her first and then raped the corpse.

He then.....ate their brains. And tried to cook a little.
 
2009-09-08 05:56:32 PM
www.traveljournals.net

What Liter Land may look like
 
2009-09-08 05:57:17 PM
So this should have gone under the political tab, with Commie bias?
 
2009-09-08 05:59:23 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: No Corvus, I finally put you on ignore so I can be free of your bias and fairness.

I love how guys like you respond to MY COMMENTS FIRST and then it's "Oh no that evil Corvus is trolling me by asking me to back up my accusations."
 
2009-09-08 06:06:08 PM
Firebug: Police have declined to comment if Bob Saget and Glenn Beck, gang raped, murdered and then cannibalized a girl in 1900. Police also declined to comment if both parties engaged in homosexual intercourse after the alleged rape and murder.

Somehow, the idea of Bob Saget and Glenn Beck getting it on is the most vile part of this post.

But really, it's even gotten on Wheel of Fortune:

img297.imageshack.us


I don't know if the rumors are true, but they need to be addressed. And I can't believe that Keith Olbermann, of all people, wouldn't be in there investigating it.

On a tangent: Is it just me, or has Keith gotten bigger and oranger lately? If this keeps up, by this time next year you'll probably get Florida Natural all over you if you give him a hug.
 
2009-09-08 06:11:38 PM
Drew? For all the times your opinion of the 'lameness/sameness' of the MSM is used here I thought that you would have called out Olbermann for his witch-hunt of Beck.

I don't watch Beck nor care that much for his views but when a dolt like Olbermann starts an effort to 'kill the messenger' for showing what an azzhat Van Jones is and you let that pass, well, I'm surprised and a little disappointed.

But then you're just an 'internet nerd'...


And then there is this: Corvus 2009-09-08 05:47:45 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: No Corvus, I finally put you on ignore so I can be free of your bias and fairness.

The last hour or so has been bliss personified as I no longer have to gaze at the dark gray color that is your tripe day in and day out.

Wow so scared of answering a question or two.

You are really afraid to hear anything you disagree with.

Isn't this the 4th time you've "set me to ignore"?

Are you biased about anything?

Wow can't answer one question.


Corvus I only caught the last few posts and don't have the time to go back and read the thread but you're right: any one of either political persuasion that doesn't have the guts to read opinions they disagree with are chickenshiats.

Any one who makes a comment and then claims to 'ignore' the other person is also a chickenshiat.
 
2009-09-08 06:13:29 PM
This thread is great, but it would be better if Glenn Beck would just release the documents that disprove the allegation that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl who was pretty, blonde, and mildly retarded before eating her body to hide the evidence.

Because really, all True Americans would be much more comfortable if he would simply put these accusations to rest.
 
2009-09-08 06:17:59 PM
Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

Lies, it was robosexual erotica featuring Barack Obama teaching a young gay android about his budding robosexuality (or "biophilia" from the android's point of view) that was tasteful and plot-driven.
 
2009-09-08 06:20:55 PM
TheBigJerk: Gato Negro: Barack Obama once starred in a gay porn video. He was a 'bottom'. Full story at eleven.

Lies, it was robosexual erotica featuring Barack Obama teaching a young gay android about his budding robosexuality (or "biophilia" from the android's point of view) that was tasteful and plot-driven.


I remember that, it was on the second Animatrix video right?
 
2009-09-08 06:22:34 PM
Glenn Beck is now trying to cover up the 1990 rape and murder allegations.
 
2009-09-08 06:27:45 PM
We Win.
 
2009-09-08 06:33:22 PM
Paktu: Glenn Beck is now trying to cover up the 1990 rape and murder allegations.

Nice... good work guys.
 
2009-09-08 06:34:56 PM
The whole thing is really quite tiresome. One person used a neat rhetorical device to make a point. A few people picked up on it and it became semi-amusing. Then, as children will do, it got run into the ground. BFD For God's sake, let it go.
 
2009-09-08 06:35:06 PM
The Loyal Bushies and the Fark IndependentsTM but I repeat myself...
 
2009-09-08 06:35:53 PM
mfaby: any one of either political persuasion that doesn't have the guts to read opinions they disagree with are chickenshiats.

Any one who makes a comment and then claims to 'ignore' the other person is also a chickenshiat.




Well, some of us, through experience, have come to quickly recognize people whose old and tired drivel is a waste of time to read and of little value to a discussion. Filtering out the trash also makes the bigger threads much quicker to scroll through.

click - click - click
 
2009-09-08 06:40:45 PM
HappyDaddy: Then, as children will do, it got run into the ground. BFD For God's sake, let it go.

Fat chance. Rupert Murdoch built an empire on this simple tactic. It's not going anywhere.
 
2009-09-08 06:47:11 PM
Obviously internet tough guys need to be held to a higher standard than 24-hour news channel political hacks.
 
2009-09-08 06:50:20 PM
iansouter.com
/glenn beck murders puppies and rapes their livers
 
2009-09-08 06:51:17 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: The only being #2 hit hard. Quickly, back to our caves for liquor and brainstorming on how to be the worst.

you could try sending tin foil to glen beck, and try to simultaneously blame it on keith olberman
 
2009-09-08 06:55:40 PM
Aw, man!

Who knows how many "ignore lists" I got added to when I was trolling with this meme, and now I see we have another thread promoting it!

And I missed all the fun ... stupid work.

This is worse than that time Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl back in 1990.

/almost
//
///random slashies ... //
 
2009-09-08 06:58:31 PM
evilmrsock: Bladel: Tuesday's Glenn Beck tweet:

"Send me everything you can find on this Drew character."

I heard he's 11 feet tall and can breath fire and shoot lightning out his arse.


he should lay off the tex mex man
 
2009-09-08 07:06:29 PM
Martin Silenus: Nemo

She chose to wear or not wear revealing clothing that night.
 
2009-09-08 07:11:34 PM
1derful: It's okay to say FEMA is building concentration camps, our President is a racist, New World Order Socialism!!, in a medium that claims to be "fair and balanced news", but to make a joke in a forum that is known for making jokes is a no-no. Dan Patrick could have explained the context to you.

THIS THIS THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS
 
2009-09-08 07:14:21 PM
i27.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-08 07:21:45 PM
at80eighty: word RTP. I'm not going back there for a long long time

You'll be back.
 
2009-09-08 07:28:19 PM
OlafTheBent: DFWPhotoGuy: FOR GREAT JUSTICE

My response:

i3.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-08 07:30:43 PM
iansbrain.com
//mugshot proves it
 
2009-09-08 07:34:13 PM
Oh, and for good measure:

i3.photobucket.com

i3.photobucket.com

/because it relates to nothing
 
2009-09-08 07:41:42 PM
Did I hear right? Some people are saying that Glenn Beck ate and murmured a 19 year-old girl named "Niyendi".
 
2009-09-08 08:02:20 PM
Ackbarican_Idol:
[w/ image of Beck arrest record]
The truth is out there?


Doesn't count. Durham : Mike Nifong.
Think, "Truth & Integrity is to Law Enforcement, like Fox News is to___?"

A- News
B- Not News
C- SyFy
D- Truth, Justice, & The American Way



\win gets you into duke
\\but who'd want it
 
2009-09-08 08:14:14 PM
It's not about being on the left or the right, it's about doing it for the lulz.
 
2009-09-08 08:38:40 PM
Paktu: Glenn Beck is now trying to cover up the 1990 rape and murder allegations.

So, rather than confronting the disturbing allegations that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (^) head-on, Glenn is using his lawyers in a sleazy, underhanded method to get the site taken down and quash discussion. Where there's smoke there's usually fire. At this point, I'm no longer sure if I'd even trust a simple denial of the allegations from Glenn Beck. I'm going to need to see some actual documentary evidence of his innocence (if it exists). The reward for evidence of his innocence keeps going up and still nobody has come forward with any. Interesting...
 
2009-09-08 09:46:17 PM
ZeroCorpse: Did I hear right? Some people are saying that Glenn Beck ate and murmured a 19 year-old girl named "Niyendi".

Hmmm, I thought it was Jeff Beck, but he saved her hair for one of his wigs.

The only Beck who matters. (new window)
 
2009-09-08 10:34:15 PM

Just for those wo don't get the joke:

Glenn Beck didn't rape or murder anyone (new window)

Important: Read the bottom of the page.

And another thing: Why won't Snopes.com clarify whether or not Drew Curtis is complicit in the rape and murder of Michael Jackson?

 
2009-09-08 10:36:08 PM
Glenn Beck is suing the owners of GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com for trademark infringement, claiming the name is used in commerce!?!

Evidently, Glenn Beck wants to be the only one who has any business in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl.
 
2009-09-08 10:42:38 PM
acad1228: Just for those wo don't get the joke:Glenn Beck didn't rape or murder anyone (new window)
Important: Read the bottom of the page.


Wow. That link got changed as I was posting it
 
2009-09-09 12:06:07 AM
Drew: Oh sure, it's easy to throw lightning bolts from your Ivory Tower down upon our plebian hordes for something as benign as smearing the reputation of an esteemed colleague (even if he is a complete and utter dickwad) with the same techniques he uses on a regular basis to sway the opinions of people who apparently lack the critical thinking skills of carrots.

This is a prime example of why I'm willing to pay for Fark.

/keep up the good work, Drew
//Fark has helped me keep what's left of my sanity
///seriously
 
2009-09-09 12:24:33 AM
wow, Drew i knew you were a brainwashed douche nozzle but this is rediculous. Olberman attacks you and fellow "internet nerds" and you somehow manage to attack Glen Beck Fox News, people on the opposite political spectrum as you and George W. Effing Bush...wow...just...amazing...wow...speaking of not having the critical thinking skills of a carrot...
 
2009-09-09 01:12:37 AM
Gdalescrboz: wow, Drew i knew you were a brainwashed douche nozzle but this is rediculous. Olberman attacks you and fellow "internet nerds" and you somehow manage to attack Glen Beck Fox News, people on the opposite political spectrum as you and George W. Effing Bush...wow...just...amazing...wow...speaking of not having the critical thinking skills of a carrot...

www.thoseshirts.com

LOL complete fail.
 
2009-09-09 02:02:28 AM
Any future rape and murder henceforth infringes upon Glenn Beck's copywrite
 
2009-09-09 02:10:10 AM
WTF is the Glenn Beck deal on fark? Why is he the new godwin and everyone rushes to mention his name in every thread possible? Did I miss something? Did I miss a new meme (I usually don't). He's just a troll on TV.

It goes the opposite way if you ask me. The reason folks like Beck an O'Reilly are still around, is because you folks are constantly giving them attention. This attention validates them, and gives them credibility to the people who have the critical-thinking skills of carrots.

Farkers pride themselves on outing the trolls, yet, Glenn Beck has been trolling your asses for a long time now. Again, don't feed the trolls.

/I agree with ya Drew
 
2009-09-09 02:26:44 AM
GoSurfing: WTF is the Glenn Beck deal on fark?


You've heard of fads. Beck is simply some farkers' cocktoast of the week.
 
2009-09-09 03:17:54 AM
1derful: Any future rape and murder henceforth infringes upon Glenn Beck's copywrite

that is why i will from now on substitute the neologism "glennbeck" for the phrase "rape and murder". for example: Shut up, or I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister.
 
2009-09-09 03:20:58 AM
The Girl Glenn Beck Murdered and Raped: Eh?

Did you used to be Ted Kennedy's Tumor?
 
2009-09-09 04:10:01 AM
van jones went after Glenn Beck and ended up shooting himself in the face. Now the lefties have been stirred into a fizzy, once again.

Glenn Beck: 1

Another one of obama's fellow lefty marxists: Kaput

/if I knew how much fun having this inept African American as president would be, I'd have voted for him
 
2009-09-09 06:55:45 AM
zefal: van jones went after Glenn Beck and ended up shooting himself in the face.

According to legend, not the only one shot in the face due to Glenn Beck.
 
2009-09-09 07:30:34 AM
How *dare* you, SIR!
 
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