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Middlesex Facebook middle school sex booking, past Pat Pat Pass pissed, and Jehovah's Witnesses in your doorway: Headlines of the Week 6/7 to 6/13
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No special posting this week, just enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-06-07 to Sat 2009-06-13:
Car plows into a tour bus carrying the Sisters of the Most Precious Blood. Nun killed
A 15-year-old girl who claimed Home Depot employees rescued her from her kidnapper later revealed the story was a hoax. Police became suspicious when she claimed she was able to find help at Home Depot
Notebook of Picasso sketches stolen. Not surprisingly, French police have their noses bent out of shape over this
Chili's, Steak and Ale founder Norman Brinker dead at 78, presumably from starvation while waiting for his lame-ass waiter to bring the goddamn appetizer he ordered an hour ago
Homeless couple finally receive their high school diplomas, hope to save up for a wall to hang them on
Airman facing rape charges after being booked in Middlesex for sex with middle school girl he met on Facebook
Women in stable relationships sleep better than those who have just broken up with a partner. The trick is putting down fresh hay
Whale sinks British couple's yacht. Husband vows to get his revenge, however long it takes
Congress proposes allowing the FCC to limit TV ad volume. BILLY MAYS IS NOT AMUSED
Thief steals identity of police identity theft investigator, charges $2,000 worth of irony on his credit card
Police arrest serial plant thief, should begonia way for a long time
David Ortiz passes eye exam, a test that apparently had nothing resembling a baseball
Montana joins Washington, much to the surprise of Idaho
Pats pass on past Pat Pat Pass. Past Pat Pass passed pissed
Biggest Black Hole ever Found in Nearby Galaxy. EVERYBODY PAN..I....................C
Male hummingbirds break the speed record for fastest sex in the animal kingdom, a record which has stood since your conception
Jehovah's Witnesses more likely to die in childbirth. Also more likely to be standing in doorway in event of earthquake
Carradine family asks the FBI to determine who rubbed out David, will have HBO's forensics master Baden perform autopsy
Distant relative of Leo Tolstoy facing hard times, just keeps going on and on about it
"I'm Jessica Alba, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm cleared of all charges, I'M JESSICA ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
♫ All the leaves are brown ♫ And the sky is gray ♫ California welfare ♫ Is gonna go awaaaaaaaaay ♫
Democrats trying to give the mentally ill free healthcare, or as they call it, "playing to the base"
Republicans: "Obama's health care plan is a tough pill to swallow." Obama: "Good news - it's a suppository"
The Black Eyed Peas' tour makes Fergie sick. Take a number and get in line, sister
Not news: 40 years ago today a man was kicked out of a band. News: It was Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones. Fark: Mick and Keith said he was doing too many drugs. Dude, if Keith says you're overdoing it ... get help, man. Get help
Chris Martin will not make a solo album unless he and Gwyneth Paltrow split. So here's to hoping they have a long and happy marriage
Wagging tongues say Aer Lingus faces "most difficult period in its history," pays lip services to mounds of debt but hopes to lick financial woes and snatch victory from jaws of defeat
Despite the best efforts of subby's wife, Prada is €600 million in debt
Amazon pays Toys "Я" Us $51 million to Яesolve contЯact dispute
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