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Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 5/24 - 5/30 
Posted by Drew at 2009-06-01 12:21:43 PM (20 comments) | Permalink
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No special post today, just enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-05-24 to Sat 2009-05-30:

img1.fark.net  First poop-to-power plant opens in Sanford, FL with many wondering where will number two be?    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Montana town makes plea to house Gitmo detainees, saying in Montana they're plenty used to people who speak broken English, have a love of guns and bombs and who hate the U.S. gummint    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Dead body found in Des Plaines. No word if there were identifying marks or tattoos    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Serial whizzer nabbed in Detroit, will face a jury of his peers    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  New Zealand zoo keeper feeds tiger. He was delicious    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Explosives-packed vehicle destroys police building in Lahore. Lapimp says he has no idea how it got there    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Skywalker trampolines recalled, are too dangerous to use. See three PO'd customers who already sued    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  A look inside North Korea, a nation so backward and brain dead that it makes Arkansas look like the Algonquin Round Table by comparison. Don't feel bad that you didn't understand that reference, Arkansas    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  $232 million-dollar Powerball sold in Winner, South Dakota. Subby moving to Rich, Arkansas, with a winter home in Big Dick Springs, Kentucky    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Kavya Shivashankar wins National Spelling Bee after successfully completing the "Fill In your name" portion of the application    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Fire breaks out at petting-zoo, killing 30 animals and causing numerous hand burns    img.fark.net


Sports:

img1.fark.net  Carolina Panthers owner Jerry Richardson makes his first appearance at practice after his heart transplant in February. He would've gotten the new heart sooner, but it got turned over six times on the way    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  CNNSI takes deep toke off Tom Brady's jockstrap, statistically recreates his lost 2008 season, and concludes he would have thrown for 3,766 yards, 28 TDs, and 12 INTs and won the Super Bowl. And cured cancer and figured out cold fusion    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Gay runs fast, but not enough to catch record-breaking Johnson    img.fark.net


Geek:

img1.fark.net  Astronomers are getting a close-up look at a cosmic eating machine that devours the mass equivalent of two Earths per hour and in the past has replaced Shelley Long on "Cheers"    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  GREat nEws for spies -- New crypto technique aLlows messages to be hIdden riGHT in the basic communication Protocols used in at LEASt 95 pErcent of systems    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  350-year-old skeleton discovered in England. Fans gather in hopes of hearing latest rendition of Like a Virgin    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

img1.fark.net  Big shot piano man's former drummer sues because he hasn't seen any royalties for the longest time. Entertainer says you may be right, but there's no need to go to extremes    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Upcoming Rolling Stone cover story featuring "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert will explain what those photos of him on his web site tongue-kissing men and dressed in full drag really mean. We're all just aiken to know    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  There are plans for a Bazooka Joe movie. Fans demand the movie be faithful to the source and lose flavor after 30 seconds    img.fark.net


Politics:

img1.fark.net  Abbas would like US to push out Netanyahu, states: "If you change your mind, I'm the first in line. Honey I'm still free. Take a chance on me"    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Bill Clinton's views on gay marriage evolving, especially when it involves two chicks    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Fresh off the breathless reporting yesterday that Obama bought a cheeseburger comes breaking news that he and Michelle are going to watch a Broadway play. It's like Obama sees the entire media as one big Twitter account    img.fark.net


Music:

img1.fark.net  Phil Spector to be sentenced today to at least 15 years of the wall of pound    img.fark.net


Business:

img1.fark.net  Virgin looking to buy Playboy    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  The "bond vigilantes" are back. "You expect me to buy this 10-year note at just 2 percent?" "No, I expect you to die"    img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Heinz ... .... .... fourth ... ... ... quarter ... ... ... profits ... ... ... fall ... ... ... ten ... ... ... per ... ... ... cent    img.fark.net
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20 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2009-06-01 12:25:06 PM  
Hrmm, interestingly no comment.
 
2009-06-01 12:26:49 PM  
Heinz FTW
 
2009-06-01 12:36:16 PM  
BWMKappaSig: Heinz FTW

Slowest ketchup in the west, east, north & south.
 
2009-06-01 12:36:36 PM  
The Heinz one is good, but I like the Kirstie Alley reference.
 
2009-06-01 12:39:38 PM  
The cost of ketchup these days made me switch to horseradish sauce. Half the price and not so red.
 
2009-06-01 12:40:58 PM  
My skeleton made the cut (not as good as 100% of the other headlines, though)
 
2009-06-01 12:47:55 PM  
Big Dick Springs, Kentucky.
 
2009-06-01 12:50:01 PM  
Kavya Shivashankar wins National Spelling Bee after successfully completing the "Fill In your name" portion of the application

Made me LOL, quite literally.
 
2009-06-01 12:56:42 PM  
Virgin made the cut!

/my headline
//not virgin
///really
 
2009-06-01 12:57:43 PM  
Hence the Name...: Big Dick Springs, Kentucky.

Hey, I finally made the cut!

/I have *no* life
//none, zero, zilch, nada
 
2009-06-01 01:19:31 PM  
No headline love for the blank headline? (pops)
 
2009-06-01 01:21:19 PM  
dstanley: Hence the Name...: Big Dick Springs, Kentucky.

Hey, I finally made the cut!

/I have *no* life
//none, zero, zilch, nada


I hail from Jugtown, PA so I'm really ge....(yawn...) What?
 
2009-06-01 01:40:11 PM  
eggi541: The cost of ketchup these days made me switch to horseradish sauce. Half the price and not so red

You cut out ketchup because it cost too much? Are you that poor, or do you just go through a couple of bottles for lunch?
 
2009-06-01 02:22:58 PM  
No media power rankings?

I can only speak for myself, but I look forward to those.
 
das
2009-06-01 02:33:03 PM  
No screwing turtles or some damned thing??
 
2009-06-01 03:01:54 PM  
Redwing: No headline love for the blank headline? (pops)

This!
 
2009-06-01 03:09:34 PM  
Redwing: No headline love for the blank headline?

How do you know it's not there?
 
2009-06-01 10:54:36 PM  
Link (new window)

because this is just as dumb as that.
 
2009-06-02 04:59:32 AM  
40below: eggi541: The cost of ketchup these days made me switch to horseradish sauce. Half the price and not so red

You cut out ketchup because it cost too much? Are you that poor, or do you just go through a couple of bottles for lunch?


Getting there, been unemployed going on two years, down to about 6 months left in the savings account. So yeah, been cutting back on anything and everything past few months. What may only be a couple dollars to you is many to me when I can avoid spending it. Heinz is hitting $6 a bottle at the local store, horse radish sauce is a buck,
 
2009-06-02 11:18:33 PM  
Did I miss the post on the main page? Or was there no post on the main page?
 
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