Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-02-01 to Sat 2009-02-07
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With Drew still out traveling, there's no insightful look into the news, just some of the better headlines from last week from Sunday 2/1 through Saturday 2/7.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-02-01 to Sat 2009-02-07:
Man goes after his brother with a hatchet because he was playing the stereo too loud. Tries to turn him into a half-brother
Earliest chocolate has been now dated to between A.D. 1000 and 1125, still on sale at Walgreens
Fark: Masked man robs convenience store with Klingon sword. UltraFark: both clerks recognize sword as a "Batleth"
How to win friends and influenza people
People who use both hands have a harder time conceiving children, go blind faster
Man driving a Kia leads police on a chase exceeding 100 mph, everyone's expectations of the Kia
Man plays electric guitar so loud that neighbor's fish jumps. It must have been a bass guitar
Horse drawn carriage business hurt by economy, invention of the automobile
60 year old woman gives birth to twins. Babies said to be doing fine, except for going cross eyed after focusing on her navel while breastfeeding
Poison kills 84 Nigerian children. Damn you Bret Michaels, damn you
Sky Walker charged with murdering his mother, assault on a police officer, inappropriate use of The Force
Kelloggs is dropping Phelps for pot incident, because no one gets high and eats Pop Tarts, Keebler cookies, Eggos, or Special K
Irish ultramarathoner sets world record for endurance running, completing seven marathons on seven continents in seven days to eclipse the record previously held by the last virgin in Belfast
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Pregnant smokers "fear criticism," jackhammers
Scientists create compound out of single element Boron. Finally, a correct use of the Ionic tag
New Emoti-Chair allows deaf people to "hear" music through their asses. Nickelback seeks cross-promotion deal
Visual effects studio to open in downtown Detroit. FX wizards say it makes it a lot cheaper to step outside and shoot scenes for the new "Terminator" movie, set in a post-apocalyptic future
Behind the scenes with the doctor that consults for "House." About four-fifths of the way through the article, you'll stop and stare into space with a moment of epiphany
Back Street Boy Nick Carter says booze and drugs almost killed him. Better luck next time, booze and drugs
The stimulus is a sham. Wow
Tom Daschle: Tax Cheat. Sarah Palin: Tax misunderstanderer
Val Kilmer ponders run for NM Governor in 2010, pie for breakfast every day
Google wants out of AOL investment. AOL responds by offering Google another free month
DELETE FROM employees WHERE COMPANY = 'Sun Microsystems' AND POSITION = 'MySQL founder';
Economic recession leads to crying in De Beers
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