Ear bite victim waives hearing, tampon flasks for smuggling Bloody Marys, and Cthulhu yoga: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/9 - 3/15
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Som of our favroites from last week. Lots to enjoy. I may or may not be drunk
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-03-09 to Sat 2014-03-15:
Powerful earthquake strikes Eureka. At least that's what the sheriff says it was
Woman arrested for biting off chunk of boyfriend's ear is charged with felony after victim waives hearing
Man brings BB gun to debt argument, demanding payment. Debtor and his shotgun decide to refinance
Megachurch gets robbed of $600k by thief who doesn't understand "professional courtesy"
50 years later, Kitty Genovese's murder still fascinates. Somebody should probably submit a thread about it. Well, there are a ton of Farkers. I'm sure someone will get around to it
Student dies in Khartoum violence. No word if an anvil was used
Grand Rapids, Michigan considers taking public spitting ban off the books. Escorts reportedly thrilled
Prosecutors worry judge may only give five years to infomercial pitchman, but if they ACT NOW, WE'LL GIVE THEM AN ADDITIONAL FIVE YEARS FOR THE SAME PRICE
Chimpanzees can play video games better than kindergarteners, though they do get confused when poor Donkey Kong is portrayed as the villain
Prosecutors say Houston man who shot and killed his 17-year old daughter's boyfriend after finding them in bed together is unlikely to face charges due to the legal precedent of "see, now, this here is Texas"
Urban Outfitters to sell flasks disguised as tampons. They work especially well for smuggling Bloody Marys
WWE Superstar Kane has opened his own insurance company, guarantees fair payouts on Hellfire and Brimstone damage or acts of gawd
Julius Peppers picks the Packers, pending papers
NASCAR driver has substitutes willing to take his place if his wife goes into labor. No word on who he will choose to hold her hand and put up with her insults and screaming
WWF reports that in Nepal in 2012, no rhinos, tigers, or elephants were poached. Chair shots and steel cage matches still on the rise, however
Gamer reaches goal of one million points in Xbox Titanfall, starts working toward next major goal of learning how to unhook a bra
Turns out, there IS a style of yoga based on the worship of ancient demonic gods intent on death and insanity. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn....hold it...hold it....now breathe"
Kim Kardashian signs a big ass pre-nuptial agreement
You are erect, sir
Jim, Beam me up
Federal prosecutors seek records tied to Christie ally. Ted Danson, Shelley Long, George Wendt, and John Ratzenberger also wanted for questioning
Primary challenger calls Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) "ambiguously gay." In response, Sen. Graham exclaimed, "What's everybody looking at?"
Sarah Palin's tour bus for sale. It may or may not run
33 "Poop Cruise" passengers want Carnival to pay each $5000 per month. Lawyers to review the logs
Denver hosts its first ever marijuana job search this week. Officials fear that applicants won't be showing up until next week
Krispy Kreme profit widens in 4th quarter, hindquarter
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