A Sonic boom, Putin's strategy for Risk and Charlie Sheen marries the future witness for the prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/23 - 3/1
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-02-23 to Sat 2014-03-01:
The annual Kennedy Family DWI trial to begin this week
Hedgehogs quickly gaining popularity as pets. "You might say it's *removes sunglasses* a Sonic boom"
Police officer treated for smoke inhalation after saving every single animal from a burning pet store, still can't find his bicycle
Miles O'Brien recounts amputation, Setlik III massacre
Gold-coin find now called the biggest booty ever found in the United States. Kim Kardashian inconsolable
Teen spends month in jail because someone with the same name was accused of rape. See, these are problems Moon Unit Zappa never has
Putin decides he's going to try and get Scandinavia, Northern Europe, Southern Europe, and the Middle East in the next few turns, but there's that one pesky territory he needs first
Chicagoans prepare for another miserable 12-16 inches coming this weekend. But enough about their pizza
Eric Holder hospitalized for breathing fast and furious
President Putin: "Hold my vodka, I'm going in"
Knicks PG Ray Felton arrested on felony weapons charges. Cops obviously not Knicks fans because they would have known Felton can't shoot
Danica Patrick becomes the first NASCAR driver to get 1 million Twitter followers. Which is ironic since she's usually the one following all the other NASCAR drivers
Pennsylvania minor league baseball team to use bacon-themed uniforms. Sizes offered will be small, medium and Prince Fielder
Rom, you're a genius
R.I.P. Jebediah Kerman
Ever wonder what substances make you bulletproof? Besides high-test bourbon, that is
Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of sadness on the Entertainment Tab. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds
Cyrus needs a grave. CAN YOU DIG IT?
Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution
Foundation for Individual Rights in Education helps CA college student win free speech case. But you still can't call out its acronym in a crowded theater
Percentage of things coming out of Texas that are steers drops sharply
KY recognizes gay marriage
Qantas cuts 5000 jobs, hopes customers don't qancel
You can now douse yourself with the smell of Lamborghini. (Doubles as a douche, too)
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