Jason Collins comes out as the third gay Wizard after Dumbledore and Gandalf, RIP Kris †, and Tebow prepares to rise again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/28 - 5/4
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Some great headlines this week, and definitely a few that I think will be finalists in the Headline of the Year contests. Well done, submitters.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-04-28 to Sat 2013-05-04:
Captain's log: Passenger detained by TSA for not flushing toilet
Old and busted: Mid-life crises. New hotness: Quarter-life crises, also known as The Lohan
Sandy dumped 11 BILLION gallons of raw sewage on the New Jersey shoreline, then spent the next six weeks using medicated wipes and sitting on an inflatable donut
Deaf parents charged with killing their crying baby, waive their right to hearing
Leachman horses headed for kill plant. BLUCHER
Full moon gets partial blame for death of "Stonewall" Jackson after being shot by his own troops during the Civil War. Although to be fair they did use silver bullets
Man gets in fight over expired coupon. Surprisingly, giant chicken not involved
Taco Bell working on new 'low-end' menu. That's the joke
Man charged with killing wife with pickaxe, hitting Q to discard evidence
Transgender student denied access to Smith College all because of one little box
Chewbacca saves woman from motel fire. That does not make sense
The Jets have released Tim Tebow. He will be signed again in three days to judge the living and the dead, and his season will have no end
NBA player Jason Collins comes out as gay, which makes him the third gay Wizard after Gandalf and Dumbledore
High school golf team finishes three under car
Campaigners call for ban on "killer robots"...or at least some sort of preset kill limit
Scientists believe they've figured out plasma cooling that would bring them another step closer to a fusion reactor, are now trying to make one small enough to fit in a Delorean
Mars rover Opportunity reboots and goes into standby mode. ALL RIGHT, WHO HERE REMEMBERS THE DAMN PASSWORD?
Master of the Cello dies. With the hippin' and the hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin'
Star Wars is being translated into the Navajo language -- despite some reservations
Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer has shoulder replacement surgery after a bicycle accident. In an effort to balance the court he opts for two left shoulders
Justice Pot calls President Kettle an Uncle Tom
For US diplomats, "Speak softly and carry a big stick" has turned to "Speak loudly and flail around with the stick like a blindfolded drunk going after a piñata"
Penske 1Q profit rises 23% due to the hard work of George Costanza
France cuts taxes to become more start-up friendly for businesses. First time ever that "France" and "friendly" have ever been used in the same sentence
Al Jazeera opens a bureau in Detroit. Apparently they want to show their viewers in the Middle East that things could be worse
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