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Will.i.am admits to plag.i.arism, snakes on a plaintiff, and George Jones finally quits drinking: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/21 - 4/27
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If you watch the headlines a lot, you'll notice that there's something about spring that puts people in a good mood. We tend to get really, really great headlines in April and May, and it looks like we're back into that swing now (two great headlines from earlier today already look like solid Headline of the Year candidates).
These were some of our favorites from last week. Bravo, submitters.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-04-21 to Sat 2013-04-27:
Sorority at Indiana University throws homeless-themed party. Area homeless community to retaliate with slutty biatch themed dumpster burning
Police find 55lbs of pot inside Pac-Man game. No wonder he's got the munchies
First black bears spotted in Anchorage. White bears immediately fear decline in den value
A bomb has exploded outside the French embassy in the Libyan capital Tripoli. Two guards injured, linoleum blown apart
O_o + ┬⤸ ┤⤸ ┴⤸├ = O_O
Dhaka, when the walls fell
US attacks Royal Canadian Navy. Canoe said to be damaged but still afloat
Stowaway in plane's undercarriage "wanted better life", parachute
Snakes on a plaintiff
Mom tells school to remove all potential nut threats to allergic son, which is silly since most schools don't even use slatted chairs
Two New York area homes overrun with over 100 cats. Officials report garbage, urine, feces, and captions everywhere
Buffalo trading down to take the 4th best QB in the draft a round and a half too high was all part of the plan. A moronic, incomprehensible plan that is doomed to fail, but a plan nonetheless
Man runs three marathons in succession, raises $33k to benefit victims of Boston bombers. Meanwhile, the remote is on the other couch so you've watched QVC all day
Depends to sponsor NASCAR racer. Too bad Dick Trickle's not racing anymore
Astronomers say dying stars may still host habitable planets, as well as the Oscars
The Polaroid instant camera turned 41 yesterday. This headline would have developed earlier, but Subby forgot to shake it around and blow on it
E = Ice³
Will.i.am admits to plag.i.arism
Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine
George Jones has finally quit drinking
Former Romney intern arrested for having binders full of women
Bush to GOP: Don't worry guys, you'll be here in the future...probably even greeted as liberators too
The SEC is in a position to deal a major blow to Citizens United. And if there's anything the SEC is good at, it's knowing who to blow
French bus drivers strike because uniform pants are too tight, demand additional relief for transporting large packages
Halliburton sees Q1 loss of $18 million, mostly between the sofa cushions. It's a start
Twinkies will return, unions won't. Ho Ho you bunch of Ding Dongs
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