Penn State to honor Dick Lippin--again, Triumph out of service after being pooped on, and a new Chinese keylogger called Wa Ching Yu: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/17 - 3/23
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Nothing new to report this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-03-17 to Sat 2013-03-23:
Man born without a penis getting one made from his arm - he should have asked for a foot at least
Child trapped in pizza machine suffers broken knuckles, hopefully does not have to have his hand tossed
England slated to get six inches, encouraged to lie back and think of itself
EA CEO steps down, will drive home to the first available unoccupied house
Half of all Americans have more credit card debt than savings. The other half are childless
Penn State to honor Dick Lippin. Again?
Carnival cancels cruises after taking Triumph out of service for being pooped on
Jane Goodall tramps all over the rights of other authors, plagiarizes bits of their work for her own book
Woman gives birth to baby on highway during rush hour, marking the first time a project on the PA Turnpike was completed in nine months
Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it
Fetus found in hospital trash bin, officially kicking off prom season
Miami Heat makes it 23 in a row, send Kevin Garnett a case of Honey Nut Cheerios to get well soon
Paternity suit dropped against Michael Jordan. It looks like there will be no heir Jordan
Getting hit with a track and field projectile can be fatal. Discus
Apple applies to patent phones that know they're falling and turn in mid-air to avoid breaking their screens. Subby can't decide whether to fasten one to a cat, or to a piece of buttered toast
Chinese to use computer operating system with pre-installed keylogger to be named Wa Ching Yu
Pentium turns 20.006086033530565
Lindsay Lohan sees rehab as the answer. But not very clearly
Hacker with exquisite taste deletes all of Soulja Boy's videos off YouTube
Kiefer Sutherland to play the villain in "Pompeii," so add Volcano to his impressive list of roles
Bill Clinton urges another Democrat to challenge McConnell. Clearly, he wants Judd all to himself
Mexican politician sues her opponents for claiming she likes to be polled by the electorate
March Madness continues: St. Ronnie's Budget Hawks upset by Washington RINOs 59-40
New 787 Dreamliner batteries will totally not catch fire says Boeing Engineering Vice President Hindenberg
Carnival Cruise Lines says it will spend double on repairs in 2013. Of course, anyone doing the math knows that two times nothing is still nothing
Nike 3Q profits top estimates, despite paying out $23 for total labor costs
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