Cancer gets back to its regular life, Tim Tebow nominated as Pope, and 49ers put release papers for David Akers wide right: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/3 - 3/9
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Some good headlines this week, and a few others that were phenomenal that have been saved for other contests. Enjoy.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-03-03 to Sat 2013-03-09:
Gen. Goubongue say Moktar Belmoktar the Belaouar of the Al-Mulathameen has been killed. Darmok and Jalad left inconsolate at Tanagra
North Korea announces birth of Kim Jong Etc
North Korea is threatening to scrap the armistice with the United States and South Korea. Thanks a lot, Dennis Rodman
Now that the last bit of Hugo Chavez is dead, Cancer can start getting back to its normal life
Playboy launches Hebrew edition. Now the articles nobody reads go from right to left
Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge
North Korea rips up non-aggression pacts with South Korea, unfriends them on Facebook
Vatican: 'We want a Pope that is full of charisma and has an incredible grasp of how to manipulate the media for self-promotion.' If they add 'can't throw a football to save his life,' Tim Tebow might have found his next career
Coroner releases cause of death in lion attack. I'm not a coroner, but I'm going with lion here
Remember to set your clocks forward an hour today, because if you don't you're going to look like the world's most foolish time traveler. San Dimas High School football RULES
What do you get when you cross a bridge underpass with a raised dump bed? About halfway
Brian Cashman injures ankle while skydiving; Yankees expected to call up minor league GM from Scranton
San Francisco 49ers set to file release papers for David Akers, put papers wide right
The mighty Colorado Avalanche extend their winning streak to one game after feasting on the struggling Chicago Blackhawks
NASA's Curiosity Rover to be back online next week. Man, those Java updates are a biatch to deal with
"Astronomers gain new tape measure for the universe" But the problem is once you go beyond the asteroid belt, it snaps and falls below the solar plane
Boffins create laser with zeptosecond accuracy, with grouchoseconds, chicoseconds, harposeconds, and gummoseconds on the way
Chuck Lorre under fire for a racist Native American joke made on Mike & Molly. He tried to take it back, but that just made things worse
Someone is suing the Wachowski Siblings, claiming they stole his movie script to make the Matrix 2 & 3, which makes the first time anyone has wanted credit for the sequels
Sarah Jessica Parker's feet permanently damaged by high heel shoes, says Doctor Farrier
The DHS has purchased 2,717 Mine Resistant Armor Protected Vehicles. TANKS, OBAMA
For this performance of Monty Python's Life of Brian, the People's Front of Judea will be played by CPAC, the Judean People's Front will be played by Pamela Gellar, and the Popular Front of Judea will be played by Chris Christie
86 year old woman suffering from dementia is charged with felony voter fraud for voting twice in the 2012 election, says she couldn't make up her mind between Millard Fillmore and Calvin Coolidge
Ikea getting into hotel business. Rooms are cheap, but you have to build your own room out of horse-meat with the help of a well dressed monkey
Subaru recalling almost 50,000 "zombie cars". BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
Johnson and Johnson recall three types of K-Y Jelly to avoid costly regulatory reviews, recommends you just bite down on your pillow from now on
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