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No decision where to put the Pistorius ankle monitor, Still Bourne the next movie in the franchise, and a trip into space that only costs one toilet seat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/17 - 2/23 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-02-27 12:32:15 PM (3 comments) | Permalink

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No comments this week; enjoy.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-02-17 to Sat 2013-02-23:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Strange damage reports surface after Friday's Russian meteor explosion. Rumors of a small child wrapped in a red blanket found in the center of the meteorite wreckage remain unconfirmed    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Harmful radioactive material stolen from the back of a van. Police are on the lookout for a DeLorean traveling approximately 88 miles per hour    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Four year-old finds a bag of drugs at Chuck E. Cheese. I remember when they used to make you redeem tickets to get your prizes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cult leader's wife recounts horrific sect's acts    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Pub landlord who beat off four muggers while holding fish and chips fined by police when they decide it was just codswallop    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Doctors discover too late there's a vas deferens between a healthy testicle and a malignant one    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Scientists discover that men are from Mars, women are from planet Oh God Why Are You Still Talking, Sweet Jesus Do You Ever Get to the Point    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Prosthetic hands stolen from car, victim unable to come to grips with loss    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put the ankle monitor    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  FBI raids The Scooter Store, slow but highly maneuverable chase in progress    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Danica Patrick eyes pole at Daytona    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kobe guarantees making the playoffs, has receipt from Stubhub to prove it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  John Elway is "meeting" with Manti Te'o this weekend. Sure he is    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Obama seeks 10-year project to map the human brain. Degree of difficulty: finding a working human brain within a hundred miles of DC    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Researchers claim overall happiness and satisfaction with life tend to increase with age -- basically alongside dementia. Coincidence?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Scientists claim appendix may provide useful functions, besides being source for overlong adaptations of The Hobbit    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Brent Spiner admits he cheated while taking traffic school. You'd think that would have been something Marina Sirtis did, what with crashing the Enterprise and all    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kim Kardashian says she'd like to go have sex with herself -- just like countless people have suggested she should    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Jeremy Renner, Matt Damon ready to return to the Jason Bourne franchise, and the studio hopes to release Still Bourne sometime in 2014    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Krauthammer: "Why the hell do you people (the media) care so much about the President golfing with Tiger Woods this weekend? This is the biggest non-story since the Kardashian weddings." My god, the Mayans were right    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Conan O'Brien to host White House Correspondent's Association dinner. Self Pleasuring Panda and Triumph still making decision on attending based on whether or not Biden shows up, too    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  George and Mitt Romney's 1964 Rambler is being auctioned on eBay. Car has no rust, minor dings, steering tends to drift to the right    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  World's largest collection of micro cars goes on sale. Auction attended by 50 serious collectors, 80 investors, 400 clowns    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  You don't believe that Burger King profits jumped 94% from lower product costs? Well, here it is, right from the horse's mouth    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Virgin Galactic will start offering space trips for $200,000. Or in NASA terms - one toilet seat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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3 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2013-02-27 02:14:13 PM  
really? my Krauthammer one made it but not the "12 inches or more will be coming" headline? *punts puppy*

thanks for tossing any of mine in this week
 
2013-02-27 04:01:58 PM  
Another week. Another snub.

I'm getting used to it.
 
2013-02-27 04:14:22 PM  
Neck collar would be good for Pistorious.
 Cut off a little of the blood flood to his head as a bonus
 
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