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Dorner Kebab, and Kim Jong drops the big Un, and Chris Brown smashes his Porsche, but only because he loves it so much: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/10 - 2/16 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-02-18 2:49:33 PM (6 comments) | Permalink

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Pretty good set of headlines this week. Well done, submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-02-10 to Sat 2013-02-16:

img.fark.net  Fox attacks four-week-old baby. "Fair and Balanced" my ass    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Men's friendships with women 'driven by sexual attraction' according to Dr. N. S. Sherlock of the Institute For the Study of the Forehead-Slappingly Obvious    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Day 2: The situation has grown dire. Passengers have eaten the carved watermelon that once adorned the now-empty buffet table. Without leisure activities, factions have formed. The Indonesian room stewards have folded towels into improvised weapons  

img.fark.net  There's a good chance the next pope will be Canadian. Ehmen    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Kim Jong drops the Big Un    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Dorner kebab    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Woman needs four organs to survive, still has one hand free    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Interstate closed due to traffic yams    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Crippled cruise ship Triumph finally docks in Mobile, Alabama. Upon realizing they were in Alabama, passengers demand to be put back out to sea    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Woman marries man that killed her twin niwt reh dellik taht nam seirram namoW    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Now sit ye lads and hear the lore, of the sea shanty singer killed by a falling door. His manager at his side was also doomed. Both of their lives, far too early were consumed. Aargh    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Paterno family releases report that rips investigator Louis Freeh a new asshole, which Jerry Sandusky would like to see. NO THE REPORT    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Alex Rodriguez confirms he will miss spring training. Yankees say it's an unusual move since he doesn't usually abandon the team until October    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Runner's World asks: What makes a good rabbit? Subby would say long battery life, but she isn't sure that's what they meant    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Last week: Porn star Ron Jeremy admitted to hospital. This week: Researchers announce breakthrough in bone generation technology. The nurses are STILL limping    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Video game sales are dropping like cement shoes because gamers have discovered a thing called "real life" which includes neat skill trees such as talking, going outside, and being nice to strangers    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tiny mutation may have shaped modern humans, rise of Magneto    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Chris Brown smashes his Porsche into a wall, but only because he loves it so much    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Snoop Dogg Lion hit with $500k tax lien by the IRS. This is why you don't take tax advice from Willie Nelson    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  John Boehner saw a camera today, which indicates six more weeks of sequestration bickering    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Hawaii state legislature kills bill that would legalize marijuana, says they're doing just fine with Meth and Spam    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Canadian senator and John Travolta lookalike forced out of the Canadian senate to protect "the dignity" of the Canadian senate. In other news, the Canadian senate still has dignity    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Four in ten Americans are now living paycheck to paycheck. The other six are still asking "What's a paycheck?"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  John Deere 1Q up 22% on news that the unemployed have gone back to agrarian living    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  This slideshow of airlines that no longer exist will make you long for the days when beautiful Trans-World Airlines stewardesses would offer you some of their famed TWA Tea    img.fark.net
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6 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2013-02-18 04:43:43 PM
You forgot "15 Steps To The Perfect Profile Pic "

That was a great headline, It keeps showing up.
 
2013-02-18 04:54:09 PM

tdyak: You forgot "15 Steps To The Perfect Profile Pic "

That was a great headline, It keeps showing up.


Greatest, headline, EVAR.
 
2013-02-18 11:09:56 PM

tdyak: You forgot "15 Steps To The Perfect Profile Pic "

That was a great headline, It keeps showing up.


You'll get over it.
 
2013-02-18 11:45:48 PM
The day that advertisements are no longer masquerading as content is the day I'll turn AdBlock back off. I could tolerate the animated ads which slow down my computer a little (running a 5 year old lappy, woo!) but cluttering up the site's main content is just uncalled for :/
 
2013-02-18 11:46:41 PM

FTGodWin: tdyak: You forgot "15 Steps To The Perfect Profile Pic "

That was a great headline, It keeps showing up.

You'll get over it.


Hey, has anybody else had trouble buying the t-shirt for this headline? I can't find the icon to click to make my purchase. If you've already been lucky enough to buy one, please message me. I'd be willing to pay top dollar.
 
2013-02-19 01:56:00 PM

glassgnome: The day that advertisements are no longer masquerading as content is the day I'll turn AdBlock back off. I could tolerate the animated ads which slow down my computer a little (running a 5 year old lappy, woo!) but cluttering up the site's main content is just uncalled for :/


Didn't realize adblock would fix that.  thanks.
 
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