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Jersey advertising has Centrum Silver considering the Knicks, dyslexia font designed for modile bevices, and patriotic Nationals red, white and blew Game 5: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/7 - 10/13 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-10-16 5:20:19 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Well, it's the middle of October, which means I'm spooling up Headline of the Year again for 2012. Those of you who are TFers, keep an eye out for the voting threads in TFD over the next few weeks.

On a side note, a while back I mentioned that I was going through old headlines from 2001-2005 to have some contests (probably after the new year) to pick some of those great headlines from before I was able to set things up. A few people have volunteered, but with over 100,000 headlines involved, having a few more people wouldn't hurt if it sounds interesting to you.

If it does, shoot me an email. Unlike last time, I actually have stuff set up to email to you.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-10-07 to Sat 2012-10-13:

img.fark.net  Mormon church lowers minimum age requirements for missionary position    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  New font designed for people with dyslexia is now available for use on modile bevices    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  127-pound Giant Tortoise escapes from its owner, terrorizes neighborhood very slowly    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Bubonic Plague discovered in California. Symptoms include fever, chills, swollen lymph nodes and the urge to be hurled over the wall of a medieval Russian city    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Padma Lakshmi allows a fan to eat a piece of ham off her body for a $1000 charitable dona...This just in, several financial institutions have just closed due to an unexpected and massive bank run    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Woman hits her boyfriend with car five times. Clearly, she had pent-up anger    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Ohio has three of the ten best cities for working moms. Wait, Ohio has that many strip clubs?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Yo man, Mo Yan wins Nobel Prize    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  I just flew in from Moscow, and boy are my arms Russian    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Teens sent to hospital after eating marijuana cookies at school; doctors recommend rest, milk, Pink Floyd, and more cookies, man    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Chicago Public Schools serving nachos with mouse droppings. Shocked officials trying to figure out how to classify them as a vegetable    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  The 49ers gain 300 by land and 300 by air. They also could have gained 300 by sea, but decided to cut the Bills some slack    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fan punched by CM Punk at the end of WWE Monday Night Raw won't be pressing charges, but may be hiring an attorney to sue WWE. No word yet on whether David Otunga or Clarence Mason will be handling the case    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Washington Nationals: So patriotic they red, white, and blew Game 5    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Amber alert: 100-million-year-old wasp last seen in company of predatory spider    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Space Shuttle Endeavor begins its final trip to the California Science Center. 12 mile trip will take two days, which is just about right when taking the 405    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Scientists find spot where Julius Caesar was stabbed. Well, one of twenty-three, anyway    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  VH1's "Behind the Music" continues its incredible run, beginning a 15th season tonight. But even though it's riding high, dark storm clouds lay just ahead    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Never mind that shiat - here comes Mongo" - God    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Kelly Clarkson ignores the fat jokes, hateful comments, vegetables    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Snopes looks into the latest right-wing fantasy about Obama and his magical Muslim ring and point out that it's just a ring, nothing more. Of course, they said the same thing about that Hal Jordan guy, too, and look what happened to him    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "What The Swedish Pirate Party Wants With Patents, Trademarks, And Copyright." A sensible approach to fixing a broken system. ™ⒶⓇⓇⓇⓇⓇⓇ  

img.fark.net  Gary Johnson could Ross Perot Mitt Romney in John McCain's state    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  NBA is now considering ads on players' jerseys. New York Knicks are immediately contacted by Centrum Silver    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Underwear sales are the newest barometer of the economy's health? You've got to be skidding    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Walmart, KMart, Target all turn 50 this year. Business experts agree they don't look a day over 49.97    img.fark.net
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5 Comments   (+0 »)
2012-10-16 05:36:35 PM  
Mo Yan is the author's pen name, which means 'don't speak'
2012-10-16 05:41:01 PM  
Chicago Public Schools serving nachos with mouse droppings. Shocked officials trying to figure out how to classify them as a vegetable
2012-10-16 05:53:53 PM  
Woo hoo! Made the HoTW!
2012-10-16 06:02:17 PM  
Personally, I liked old man yells at clod
2012-10-16 06:09:42 PM  

orezona: Personally, I liked old man yells at clod

Saved in the Context contest. 
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