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The Howie Mandel School of Wishful Thinking, sales of Paterno's book come up a little behind, and decrease in world diaper output seems like a bum wrap: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/30 to 10/6 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-10-09 1:33:27 PM (6 comments) | Permalink
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Starting to spool up Headline of the Year for earlier in 2012, so TFers should start looking for some voting threads later this month.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-30 to Sat 2012-10-06:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dozens of starlings killed in automobile collision. Have they stopped tweeting, Clarice?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Men with shaved heads are more manly, dominant, says new study conducted by the Howie Mandel School of Wishful Thinking    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Turns out Mars is warmer in winter than most of Canada. Scientists still puzzled by discovery of life in Canada    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  American Airlines has so many loose seats turning up that it's starting to resemble a Catholic boy's school    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man attacks wife with sandwich. Hopefully it wasn't a club    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  As God is my witness, I thought Turkey wouldn't retaliate    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Body parts washing up on the beach are from a missing California hiker, which is why you don't go hiking in the ocean    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Amityville 'horror house' for sale as owners drop asking price from $1.35m to GET OUT (w/pics)    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Triton principal accused of covering up teachers' sex with students. Hera, give us strength    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman already in the news for her role in a bestiality case arrested for DUI. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and she's wearing Milkbone panties    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dealer busted with "Lebron James" heroin. Rumor is that it doesn't get you high for nine years, and you have to combine it with two other superdrugs to get any kind of a buzz    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Miguel Cabrera joins Secretariat, Affirmed and Seattle Slew    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sales of Paterno book come up a little behind    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sociologist considers premature ejaculation successful human evolutionary trait. Here comOOPS, sorry    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Curiosity ready to scoop first soil sample, kill cat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Researchers are set to debut an invisible car, are still working on invisible jet, method of changing your clothes by twirling around    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Rush finally nominated for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, will eventually lose out to such worthy artists as The Meters, Chic, and Albert King    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Taylor Hanson's wife MMMPops out her fifth child    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Christina Hendricks doesn't appreciate being referred to as "full-figured". No word on how she feels about being called zaftig, hefty, chunky, juggy, Rubenesque, or Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Former McCain and Huntsman campaign strategist claims the Romney campaign is strategically placing groups of minorities in the crowds of his campaign stops. Subby suddenly has an idea for a new drinking game    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tomorrow's debate will feature two candidates with wildly opposite takes on every issue. Oh, and the President will be there, too    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  55% of doctors say they would vote for Romney if the election was today. Apparently, the Hippocratic Oath obligates them to help anyone on life support    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Japanese chemical explosion to decrease world diaper output. Plant officials immediately blamed, say it's a bum wrap    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Pet shop owners complain of recent parrot thefts. Police say that they haven't heard a word    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The future shown in 'Demolition Man' just got one step closer: upscale Taco Bell opens in Denver    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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6 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-10-09 01:48:37 PM  
Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?
 
2012-10-09 01:51:56 PM  

mootmah: Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?


Click on "view entire blog" at the bottom of the post
 
2012-10-09 02:02:57 PM  

Arkanaut: mootmah: Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?

Click on "view entire blog" at the bottom of the post


Cool, thanks. Never saw it go green and it isn't in the HOTW link.
 
2012-10-09 02:49:23 PM  
I've never seen a typo in a Fark headline before.
 
2012-10-09 02:53:05 PM  
So, we should, all... go west?

thesussmanbrothers.com
 
2012-10-09 11:01:22 PM  
somebody mention Howie Mandel
 
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