A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/26 - 9/1
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Some good headlines this week. Enjoy
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-08-26 to Sat 2012-09-01:
Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah killed; Mullah Bobullah, Mullah Bananafana Fofullah, and Mullah Meemimomullah go into hiding. Dadullah
Man who was deaf breaks down as he hears music for the first time, describes it as being "like the first time you kiss a girl". So, he listened to music for the first time with his kind of ugly cousin in a closet at a family reunion?
Prince, Pals close Facebook accounts, Caught sayof
Man dressed as Sasquatch tries to make a Bigfoot hoax, Yeti only makes headlines
Dear Diary, Today at work I *successfully* collected semen from THREE meter-long crocodiles. You should have seen the looks in their eyes. SO glad I quit med school to follow my dreams. It's not a job when you love it. Later, Stumpy Joe
Wrecking crews uncover abandoned underground S&M sex club in Kentucky. "This is the weirdest I've ever found," said one worker who had never seen Drew's basement
Amsterdam plane situation is NOT a situation. Authorities blame it on miscommunication between the tower and plane. Apparently, saying "Hi, Jaques" when greeting the tower operator is a bad move
New Jersey mail carrier uses route to deliver cocaine. Postal authorities become suspicious after the entire route was finished in 17 minutes
Thieves break into Quebec warehouse and steal $30M worth of... maple syrup. Geez Canada, even your crimes are adorable
125 students in Harvard "Introduction to Congress" class are under investigation for cheating and plagiarism; students face expulsion and lucrative patronage jobs if found guilty
A long-term study shows that bears will not attack a menstruating woman, but that a menstruating woman will attack damn near anything
Rex Grossman puts up a perfect QB rating in NFL game. Looks like that Mayan Apocalypse is right on schedule
Penn State bans "Sweet Caroline" from being played at their football games due to the inappropriate "Touching Me, Touching You" lyrics, will replace the traditional sing-a-long with rhythmic slapping sounds
Takeru Kobayashi sets new world record by taking on 110 wieners in 10 minutes, narrowly beating the record set by your mom
Meteor explodes over Wales. Local resident: "Roedd ffyniant enfawr - Mae'n swnio fel bom yn mynd i ffwrdd"
Video games turn 40, still living in parents' basement
Manufacturer creates television controlled by gaze, just like musical theatre
Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of Snooki
Madonna booed for showing up late to concert. Explains she fell asleep during Matlock
Courtney Stodden blasted with porn offers upon turning 18, presumably in the face and hair
Gov. Nikki Haley: "Our health care system remains broken despite Obamacare spending almost $6 billion next year in South Carolina." What do we want? TIME TRAVEL. When do we want it? IRRELEVANT
It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and it's flying a Caymans flag. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, even though his son is named Tagg
Dammit Fox News, how could you have a list of the unhealthiest Presidents and not include William Howard Taft? He weighed 325 pounds. He got stuck in the White House bath tub. Teddy Roosevelt tried to hunt him for sport
Colorado beer industry takes steps to eliminate "smoky" taste from local water so as to avoid giving Coors any semblance of flavor
New study says that parents are ignoring the college cost crisis. All agree that they're too preoccupied with the mortgage crisis, employment crisis, economic crisis
Thalidomide victims are flippant about drug maker's apology
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