Miami Dolphins test out their Ochoreleaso spell, Whitney Houston's acting testing positive with critics, and a massive solar eruption measured in Peter North Units: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/12 - 8/18
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If you're a fan of the Headline of the Year contest, I could use a few volunteers for a special project to sort through a bunch of headlines from 2001-2005. If you're interested and want to help, drop me an email.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-08-12 to Sat 2012-08-18:
Chinese Mitten Crabs? In Mianus? It's more likely than you think
Appalachian trail still evolving, Appalachians not so much
Arraigned on your wedding day
Syrian jet crashes due to "technical problems." It was not immediately clear what caliber the technical problems were
Over $60,000 in computer equipment stolen from the home of Steve Jobs. Authorities optimistic they will recover the stolen computer
Alcoholic sandwiches are now available. A TOAST
Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort
"What the gun control movement can learn from gay rights." Besides how to avoid being shot in the face
CDC urges baby boomers to get tested for Hepatitis C, as they would have had the most contact with Pamela Anderson
Stolen milk tanker in two-hour high speed chase. Two men arrested and 22,000 litres of butter recovered
Amelia Earhart's plane wreckage, Braille machine, believed found on ocean floor
The Dolphins learn a new spell from Harry Potter: Ochoreleaseo
US beats Mexico, in Mexico. For you non-soccer fans, the degree of difficulty here is comparable to forcing your wife to admit that she's wrong about something, at your mother-in-law's dinner table
Bad, bad, Levi Brown, baddest LT in the whole damn town. Injured on a 4th and long, consider him for 3 months gone
The Top 10 Joss Whedon Series Episodes of All Time (read this before it is abruptly canceled by Fox or preempted for baseball)
Massive solar eruption clocked at 7.92 million MPH, or 22.4 PNUs (Peter North Units)
Scientists close in on birth control pill for men. Claim it will cost only $5 per month
No more 72-day marriages for Kim Kardashian. She's apparently very serious about her PR-stunt-slash-relationship with Kanye West
George Jones embarks on final road tour. Hopefully he has a designated driver
Whitney Houston's final acting performance is testing positive with critics
McCain manages to compare Romney picking Ryan to himself picking Palin as "a bold move" before Romney sprints across the country and frantically slaps his hand over McCain's mouth
While it may no longer be an Olympic sport, TV viewers were treated to a world-class exhibition of softball Sunday when CBS' Bob Schieffer conducted the first joint Romney-Ryan interview
74% feel voters should be required to show government ID card. Remaining 26% weren't allowed to respond
Ground beef hits record high price. Taco Bell remains unaffected
Chinese automakers: We assemble our cars asbestos we can
Bank officials make case for further easing, mainly since they are out of lube
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