Legs found near Butte still attached to Feete, toddler caught drinking brake fluid says he can stop at any time, and Caps haul in Oates: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/24 - 6/30
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It was a fun week with some great headlines. Enjoy:
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-06-24 to Sat 2012-06-30:
Mayor Bloomberg proposes public shaming of speeders, or as the rest of us call it, an official high score list
Man run over by boat while sleeping in tent. Not a good way to wake
EU: 'So, we're ready to discuss your country joining the EU.' Montenegro: 'Wait, aren't you in the middle of collapsing?' EU: 'Montenegro, please'
Pair of human legs found near Butte; apparently still attached to Feete
Coca-Cola apparently contains at least as much alcohol as Coors Light
Apparently, contempt for Congress is a crime. Subby needs to hire a lawyer
A critically ill man wakes from a coma and his Weeners is a request for a KFC meal. Doctors put him back into coma
80,000 rare freshwater mussels die in English reservoir. Authorities issue urgent call for 600 tablespoons of butter, 80 cups of shallots, 250 cups of dry white wine and 160 cups of chopped parsley
Toddler drinks brake fluid for the second time this year. Claims not to be an addict; says he can stop any time
Americans just as likely to be killed by their furniture as they are by terrorism. I'm so very scared. Help
July 1 sees new laws nationwide: In Illinois, it's now $50 to barf in a cab, and in Kentucky, it's now illegal to release feral hogs into the wild. In related news, Kentucky bar ladies' night attendance drops drastically
Kevin Youkilis is told to change his Sox
The Caps haul in Oates
SFPD sending undercover officers posing as Dodger fans to AT&T for this weekend's series, but blew their cover when they were seen in their seats in the first inning
Researchers figure out how to give people the sensation of déjà vu... Didn't we already have this thread?
Google announces Nexus 7. Roy Batty said to be inconsolable
Archaeologists find cow and woman. Chicken feels betrayed, confused, files for divorce
Science cannot discern our visceral reaction to music, whether it is the ominous feel of the Jaws theme, melancholy at Adele, or homicidal rage at Nickelback
Tom Cruise shaves beard
PETA names Jessica Chastain, Woody Harrelson sexiest vegetarian celebrities of 2012. I know who he is, but I never seen herbivore
Caroline Kennedy campaigns for Obama in an effort to show that guano psychosis is bipartisan
Troy McGreggor thinks the SCROTUS health care decision is the greatest destruction of individual liberty since Satoris forbade Zap Rowsdower to wear his Canadian tuxedo to the Ziox restoration ceremony
Thanks to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling, the tsunami of party-line bullshiat about PPACA will only intensify. This is solely the fault of the party whose evil efforts you heroically oppose
Japanese consumers all aglow as Fukushima fish return to market
Stock analyst predicts Facebook rising to $66 a share. Tells investors to buy after taking profits in pets.com
Airbus to open plant in Alabama, plans to build single-wides
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