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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-04-29 to Sat 2012-05-05 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-05-15 12:34:32 PM (3 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing to add, this should have been from last week. Thought it was, don't know what happened.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-04-29 to Sat 2012-05-05:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Documents recovered from the raid that killed Osama bin Laden show he wanted to rename Al Qaeda to something less identified with "failure after failure". Unfortunately for him, "Congress" was already taken    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Girlfriend jailed in "adult entertainment" beating, demonstrating Hell hath no fury like a woman porned    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  'Iceman' mummy holds world's oldest blood cells, which experts predict will lead to either a Michael Crichton book or a Pauly Shore movie    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cop steals from car at Disney World, will be sentenced to five hours on "It's a Small World"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  City claims sniper rifles are a traffic safety device. Note to self: don't speed through League City, Texas    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Syria peace plan is on track, says UN spokesunicorn    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  South African cat survives two hour washing machine cycle, becomes Johannesburg's cleanest pussy    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  ♫ Soft cheetah, tame cheetah, little puff of fur. Happy tourist, angry cheetah, maul, maul, maul  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman arrested for putting camping fuel in her grandmother's milk. That's Cole, man    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman with oxygen tank smokes one way, then another    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Power company fined $180,000 for faulty work on houses where residents suffered electric shocks. There's no place like ohm  


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Semin trickles down to fourth line after two visits inside the box    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  What's the difference between Albert Pujols and a company worth $240 million? The company would have a HR    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tiger Woods says he doesn't use condos anymore. No, that's not a typo    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Boy pees on $36,000 worth of Macbooks, ruining both of them    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New noninvasive paternity test can now identify the father of the baby as early as the eighth week--or in NBA terms, a quarter of the season    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Article asks: "How seriously should we take the growing church of Jediism?" Is this a trick question?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  And now, a review of a movie that revolves entirely around penises for 75 minutes. No, not Top Gun, that one ran for 110 minutes  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Angelina Jolie hates her engagement ring. What do you know, so does Jennifer Aniston    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  MCA can finally sleep, having arrived in Brooklyn    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Chris Christie could be persuaded to run as VP, but is more likely to walk fast or jog slowly    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Now that Romney's effectively the nominee, Mormons brace for attacks on their religion during the campaign. But this is America and surely no campaign would ever stoop that low, Wright?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  National Christmas tree in DC dies. Sources say this was the only working branch of government at the time. Tag is for the tree trunk    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Thai workers: "We need a 300-baht minimum daily wage next year." Thai official: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn baht man"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Herbalife: "If the market doesn't like our shares, we'll buy our own shares and have hookers and blackjack. You know what, FORGET THE SHARE BUYING"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  David Koch contributes $35 million to Smithsonian National Museum for new dinosaur hall. Most money now given by the Koch family for a dinosaur since they donated to the McCain campaign    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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3 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-05-15 07:20:23 PM  
yay, I returned to HotW!
 
2012-05-15 11:12:01 PM  
So, is it that no Farkers read these (as I don't) or just that no one comments on the HotW?
 
2012-05-16 02:07:27 AM  

imprimere: So, is it that no Farkers read these (as I don't) or just that no one comments on the HotW?


usually there are comments but this one was a bit late.
 
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