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Eyeless shrmp, pillowfights in lieu of NFL kickoffs, and earthquake research at the Sybian Building: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/15 - 4/21 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-04-23 8:32:29 PM (4 comments) | Permalink
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Some good headlines this week. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-04-15 to Sat 2012-04-21:

img.fark.net  Mob of anarchists attack NYC Starbucks, leaving everyone inside jittery    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Warren Buffett acquires prostate cancer    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Teenager sent to hospital after being struck by lightning twice in the same afternoon -- later discharged    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fishermen are catching tons of shrmp in the Gulf. You read that right, these shrmp have no eyes    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Blood test could identify depression in teens, samples are easily collected after they finish cutting themselves    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  California teens hack into school computers to change attendance records. Next up: Getting keys to Cameron's dad's Ferrari, picking up Sloane Peterson    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Bollywood actress beheaded by two fellow actors, no word on whether their alibi is the same old song and dance    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  2011 was the worst year for measles since 1986. On the bright side, all the victims were autism free    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  How internet porn turned my beautiful boy into a hollow, self-hating shell -- with a grip of steel    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Hot redhead singlehandedly collars Boston subway pervert after the other male passengers fold up like the Sox with a 9-0 lead    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  NFL may eliminate kickoffs because too many players get hurt during returns. Possession and spot will be determined by a pillowfight at midfield    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Detroit Lions' center Raiola says he's not concerned with short-term memory loss; goes on to say that he's not concerned with short-term memory loss, ends interview by pointing out he's not concerned with short-term memory loss    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Colombo returns to Dallas for just one more thing    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Scientists build a five-story building on top of a shake plate to simulate earthquake damage. Engineers say the Sybian Building will help them determine how quakes affect modern structures    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Brain scans indicate if women will have sex, which is great news for guys who bring brain scanners to bars    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Brain Study: Erotic movies make parts of brain shut down (especially the part that's suppose to remember to clear your browser history)    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  IRS to Lionel Richie: Hello, it's you we're looking for    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Heidi Klum poses naked lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec sollicitudin libero id elit    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Levon Helm, drummer for The Band, is in the end stage of terminal cancer. Subby wonders if Robbie Robertson will take all the credit for this, too    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Romney offering "preferred status" to Inauguration for donors who cough up $50,000. Still unsure where the party tent will be set up to get a good view of Obama's swearing in, though    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Romney sticks to broad attack on Obama in NRA speech." Will the GOP ever stop disrespecting women?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  According to new research, Conservative viewpoints dominate Sunday morning television, which is ironic given that they should be in church  


Business:

img.fark.net  Wall Street old-timers complain computerized high speed traders "are taking all the humanity out" of their business. We'd laugh, but we might drop the barrels we're all wearing    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  American Airlines and U.S. Airways agree to terms of merger. "We seek to create an airline that combines the low on-time performance of American with the horrendous customer service that has made U.S. Airways a household name"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Mishandled bags at airports now down to 20.3%. In related news, at $50 a bag, 20.3% fewer pieces of luggage checked this year    img.fark.net
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4 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-04-23 08:40:55 PM  
Big shrmp?
 
2012-04-23 09:17:14 PM  
Two this week!

I'm spent.
 
2012-04-23 10:05:02 PM  
The shrmp headline was about the funniest thing I've read here.

But I love puns.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-04-23 10:13:11 PM  
Shrmp was good because it was wordplay that wasn't a bad pun.
 
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