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Eyeless shrmp, pillowfights in lieu of NFL kickoffs, and earthquake research at the Sybian Building: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/15 - 4/21 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-04-23 8:32:29 PM (4 comments) | Permalink
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Some good headlines this week. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-04-15 to Sat 2012-04-21:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Mob of anarchists attack NYC Starbucks, leaving everyone inside jittery    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Warren Buffett acquires prostate cancer    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Teenager sent to hospital after being struck by lightning twice in the same afternoon -- later discharged    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Fishermen are catching tons of shrmp in the Gulf. You read that right, these shrmp have no eyes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Blood test could identify depression in teens, samples are easily collected after they finish cutting themselves    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  California teens hack into school computers to change attendance records. Next up: Getting keys to Cameron's dad's Ferrari, picking up Sloane Peterson    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Bollywood actress beheaded by two fellow actors, no word on whether their alibi is the same old song and dance    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  2011 was the worst year for measles since 1986. On the bright side, all the victims were autism free    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  How internet porn turned my beautiful boy into a hollow, self-hating shell -- with a grip of steel    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Hot redhead singlehandedly collars Boston subway pervert after the other male passengers fold up like the Sox with a 9-0 lead    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  NFL may eliminate kickoffs because too many players get hurt during returns. Possession and spot will be determined by a pillowfight at midfield    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Detroit Lions' center Raiola says he's not concerned with short-term memory loss; goes on to say that he's not concerned with short-term memory loss, ends interview by pointing out he's not concerned with short-term memory loss    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Colombo returns to Dallas for just one more thing    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Scientists build a five-story building on top of a shake plate to simulate earthquake damage. Engineers say the Sybian Building will help them determine how quakes affect modern structures    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Brain scans indicate if women will have sex, which is great news for guys who bring brain scanners to bars    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Brain Study: Erotic movies make parts of brain shut down (especially the part that's suppose to remember to clear your browser history)    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  IRS to Lionel Richie: Hello, it's you we're looking for    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Heidi Klum poses naked lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec sollicitudin libero id elit    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Levon Helm, drummer for The Band, is in the end stage of terminal cancer. Subby wonders if Robbie Robertson will take all the credit for this, too    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Romney offering "preferred status" to Inauguration for donors who cough up $50,000. Still unsure where the party tent will be set up to get a good view of Obama's swearing in, though    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  "Romney sticks to broad attack on Obama in NRA speech." Will the GOP ever stop disrespecting women?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  According to new research, Conservative viewpoints dominate Sunday morning television, which is ironic given that they should be in church  


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Wall Street old-timers complain computerized high speed traders "are taking all the humanity out" of their business. We'd laugh, but we might drop the barrels we're all wearing    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  American Airlines and U.S. Airways agree to terms of merger. "We seek to create an airline that combines the low on-time performance of American with the horrendous customer service that has made U.S. Airways a household name"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Mishandled bags at airports now down to 20.3%. In related news, at $50 a bag, 20.3% fewer pieces of luggage checked this year    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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4 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-04-23 08:40:55 PM  
Big shrmp?
 
2012-04-23 09:17:14 PM  
Two this week!

I'm spent.
 
2012-04-23 10:05:02 PM  
The shrmp headline was about the funniest thing I've read here.

But I love puns.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-04-23 10:13:11 PM  
Shrmp was good because it was wordplay that wasn't a bad pun.
 
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