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German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-11-02 4:57:48 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new to report this week, here are the headlines that made the cut.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-10-23 to Sat 2011-10-29:

img.fark.net  Magnitude 7.2 earthquake knocks the stuffing out of Turkey    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Truck crash in Utah releases a) b), and c) 25 million others like it    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Wisconsin town wants to ban cyclists and pedestrians from using public roads unless they register their travel plans in advance. In other news, there's a place in Wisconsin where people are fit enough to bike or walk    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Otter bites woman in Thonotosassa. Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Sheriff Mike Hunt is warning residents against solicitation phone calls. "Police advise to hang up immediately and report the call to the sheriff's office" said Deputy Amanda Hugginkiss    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pope Benedict XVI has invited Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims to a pilgrimage at the Umbrian hilltop town of Assisi, but refuses to take part in common prayers since nobody else speaks vampire    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Amtrak flasher busted; all abhorred    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Oregon State football team arrives at Seattle hotel, discovers the hotel is hosting a zombie convention. Zombies defeat Beavers 35-17    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  John Lackey improves Boston's rotation by deciding to miss 2012 for Tommy John surgery    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Shawne Merriman placed on...Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Family, friends search for bipolar man last seen between Arctic and Antarctic    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  GPS shoes now available for Alzheimer's patients, confused seniors, Rams wide receivers    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Passive-walking robot can stroll downhill forever with no power source. I've got one of those, too. It's called a Slinky    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rick Perry to preside over controversial execution. This is not a repeat from Headline is too long; keep it under about 250 characters or so    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Iron ore prices are plunging. SAVE FERROUS    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Lexus ranked best luxury auto, stripper name    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  For leading VW to world's top automaker position, VW board approves Third Peich term    img.fark.net
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5 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-11-02 04:59:21 PM  
lolwut
 
2011-11-02 05:16:12 PM  
Amanda Hugginkiss destroys me.
 
2011-11-02 06:49:48 PM  
Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P
 
2011-11-02 07:03:11 PM  
Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.
 
2011-11-02 10:26:21 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P


TexasPete: Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.


Sorry, guys.
 
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