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German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-11-02 4:57:48 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new to report this week, here are the headlines that made the cut.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-10-23 to Sat 2011-10-29:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Magnitude 7.2 earthquake knocks the stuffing out of Turkey    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Truck crash in Utah releases a) b), and c) 25 million others like it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Wisconsin town wants to ban cyclists and pedestrians from using public roads unless they register their travel plans in advance. In other news, there's a place in Wisconsin where people are fit enough to bike or walk    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Otter bites woman in Thonotosassa. Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sheriff Mike Hunt is warning residents against solicitation phone calls. "Police advise to hang up immediately and report the call to the sheriff's office" said Deputy Amanda Hugginkiss    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Pope Benedict XVI has invited Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims to a pilgrimage at the Umbrian hilltop town of Assisi, but refuses to take part in common prayers since nobody else speaks vampire    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Amtrak flasher busted; all abhorred    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Oregon State football team arrives at Seattle hotel, discovers the hotel is hosting a zombie convention. Zombies defeat Beavers 35-17    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  John Lackey improves Boston's rotation by deciding to miss 2012 for Tommy John surgery    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Shawne Merriman placed on...Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Family, friends search for bipolar man last seen between Arctic and Antarctic    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  GPS shoes now available for Alzheimer's patients, confused seniors, Rams wide receivers    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Passive-walking robot can stroll downhill forever with no power source. I've got one of those, too. It's called a Slinky    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Rick Perry to preside over controversial execution. This is not a repeat from Headline is too long; keep it under about 250 characters or so    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Iron ore prices are plunging. SAVE FERROUS    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Lexus ranked best luxury auto, stripper name    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  For leading VW to world's top automaker position, VW board approves Third Peich term    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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5 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-11-02 04:59:21 PM  
lolwut
 
2011-11-02 05:16:12 PM  
Amanda Hugginkiss destroys me.
 
2011-11-02 06:49:48 PM  
Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P
 
2011-11-02 07:03:11 PM  
Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.
 
2011-11-02 10:26:21 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P


TexasPete: Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.


Sorry, guys.
 
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