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Dog removed from crevasse after the oil hits the canis, waiting for Jesus to come, and a car accident on Needmore Road: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-09-28 6:25:58 PM (8 comments) | Permalink

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Hi everybody, not much new for this week, so lets get right to it.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-18 to Sat 2011-09-24:

img.fark.net  The great American road trip has changed quite a bit in the last few decades. Old people are still 100 points, though    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Cup Noodles museum is now set to open. Will have hot water added, then be closed for five minutes    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  HTC announces phone aimed at women. It's purple, has a light-up "charm" indicator for calls, and an unusually strong vibrate mode    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Baby born on overseas flight. Nationality still up in the air    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fire crews finally free dog trapped in rock crevass after dousing him with vegetable oil and using a lasso. "It was easy once the oil hit the canis"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Sata elected Zambia's president, having beaten out incumbent IDE and archrival SCSI    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man dies after one car swerves into the path of another on Needmore Road. They certainly did    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Underendowed Germans increasingly turning to penis enlargement operations. You know who else wanted to be the world's biggest dick?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Same-sex couples in civil partnerships are less likely to divorce than straight married couples. Probably due to state laws defining divorce as between one man and one woman    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Coroner rules Irish man died of spontaneous human combustion. O'Really?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  You now have the option of going to jail or church; either way you're going to be on your knees praying for Jesus to come already    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  The New York Yankees win the AL East. It's okay, Red Sox Nation, your guys won the preseason ESPN.com expert panel 45-0    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Former NFL lineman Orlando Brown dead at age 40. Excuse me, there's something in my eye    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Health inspectors find numerous violations at Wrigley Field. Players are safe since they avoid anything that gives them the runs    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Someday in the near future, microwaves may turn orange peels into biodegradable plastic, according to a scientist who just discovered marijuana    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Innovative start-up company employs an entirely autistic workforce. Wait, didn't Bill Gates already do this?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  New study says one third of all digital photos taken in the world end up on Facebook. Other two thirds are of people who are sober, have their clothes still on    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Heidi Montag celebrates being 25. In other news, her chin celebrates being 3, her nose celebrates being 5, her stomach celebrates being 2, her breasts celebrate being 1, 3, 5 and 6    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  People Magazine fingers Rosie O'Donnell's new girlfriend    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Premiere of the new "Charlie's Angels," draws 8.7 million viewers. Collective IQ in the United States drops 7 full points    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Obama slams Palin, but not quite as hard as Glen Rice did    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Federal judge orders Carl Lewis' name off NJ senate ballots, saying he does not meet the 4-year residency requirement, the 10-year double-dipping requirement, or the 20-year bribe-taking requirement    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Obama hails the building of the Intercontinental Railroad. Without it, the other 7 states would've remained isolated from the first 50 states    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  IKEA creates MÄNLAND, a men's-only play area featuring Xboxes, pinball games, football, free hot dogs and televised sporting events for husbands while their wives shop. I'm assuming it's BYØB    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  German vintner upset after thieves steal entire grape harvest. Police tell him to quit wining    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Intuit reiterates fiscal outlook, have 50 words for snow    img.fark.net
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8 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-09-28 06:59:31 PM
I just want to say that I have really appreciated all the wacky stories (and their associated headlines) this week.

Nice job everyone!
 
2011-09-28 07:30:28 PM
That Jesus one is spectacular.
 
2011-09-28 07:37:56 PM
The Jesus one is headline of the year material
 
2011-09-28 09:30:18 PM
Glad to see the Jesus headline finally getting some love. The initial thread was just a flamewar.
 
2011-09-28 09:50:01 PM
I went to Needmore school...dont believe me?? Look it up..its in Bedford Indiana.
 
2011-09-28 11:01:12 PM
'Oil hitting the canis' is outstanding. Well done.
 
2011-09-29 08:01:44 AM
I loved the Cup Noodle Museum headline. But the Jesus one is also astounding.

For the sports headlines, I love the last one about the players at Wrigley Field.
 
2011-09-29 02:05:02 PM
Hey! I'm up for headline of the hour or something. Weeeeeee!!1!

Love the headlines. Excellent jerbs everyone!!1!
 
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