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Man who shot judge's car with a BB gun in a pellet court, topless dancing lawyer now making money pro bono, and an 80-year-old man is carjacked by a bitch of women: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/11 - 9/17 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-09-20 3:32:05 PM (60 comments) | Permalink

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Yesterday, Drew was asking me about some of the most epic threads on Fark. Talking to the TFers I got links for them and I was thinking that we should have some sort of Hall of Fame on Fark that has not only the Headline of the Year winners, but also some of those infamous threads. Not just the greenlit ones, either, we have plenty of incredible threads that never made the main page (in fact, more of those than greenlit threads). We could also include some of the threads that spawned memes on their own, like UFIA, and I Work For/Getting a Kick Out of This Reply, and Likely To Have Trouble When the Oil Hits the Anus. Those all came out of specific threads, and it might be nice to have those set aside somewhere.

Anyway, here are this week's headlines for ya.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-11 to Sat 2011-09-17:

img.fark.net  While they found the larger a woman is the more likely she is to have sex on the first date, researchers were reluctant to brag about it to their friends    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Coyotes have taken over a California home, using the space as a den and the mailbox to receive sundry Acme products    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Census Bureau says average home built today is 650 square feet larger than homes built in 1980. Coincidentally, most people are 650 square feet larger than they were in 1980    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Ghaddafi's son slipped into Niger last weekend, says he'll never go back    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Autistic boy missing in Southern California woods who can't see the forest through the 993,054 trees    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man charged with shooting BBs at judge's car hopes his honor doesn't preside in a pellet court    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  SAT reading scores at lowest point in...I dunno, I can't really figure out what it says LOL    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  80 year old man car-jacked by a pack of women, or is it a pride of women? Anyway, a biatch of women beat up an octogenarian    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tomorrow is "Stay Away From Seattle Day," which is something the Lombardi Trophy has been observing for decades    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  New study finds one in five men never use deodorant. Results of 1000 men listed according to rank    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Millions of birth control pills recalled nationwide. Side effects may include further "packaging errors" appearing in nine months    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Illegal use of Taser. Dallas fan. Fifteen yard penalty. Will be enforced on the ass-kicking by Jets fans    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Steelers' Colon placed on injured reserve following last Sunday's pounding    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pablo Sandoval hits for the cycle, buffet    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Astronomers discover "Super Earth", which may have liquid water, a population made up entirely of superheroes, and one ordinary guy who's a little fed up with being saved all the time    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  BlONIC EAR MAKER RECALLS IMPLANA-NA-NA-NA OH DAMN THERE IT GOES AGAIN    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  A large solar storm would kill Earth's satellites for up to a decade, say scientists. Mass media outages and communication problems will ensue, while the quality of weather reporting and Direct TV service will remain about the same  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Chaka Khan steals granddaughter from the girl's drug-addicted parents, says she'll return her only in exchange for the Genesis Device    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Eagles planning to turn Hotel California into a Broadway musical. This could be heaven or this could be hell    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Henry Winkler, honored for his work with dyslexia, given EBO by Queen Elizabeth II    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  GOP packs Weiner's seat. No Twitter pics though    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Appeals court puts Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis on November ballot for New Jersey state Senate. Now will campaign primarily on his impressive track record    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Obama to propose "Buffett tax" on millionaires, salad bars    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Moody's cuts rating on two French banks from "Brioche" to "Croissant"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  California lawyer takes job as topless dancer to help pay her bills. Now making much more money pro bono    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Citing intense heat and pressure, De Beers switching its diamond trading from London to Botswana    img.fark.net
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2011-09-20 08:11:06 PM
Dammit. I've been trying to search every word I can think of, but I canNOT find the thread where the Farker whose name I can't remember was looking for advice on how to politely thwart the romantic advances of the girl with Down's at his work. We all merrily derped and horked our way to hell in that thread.
 
2011-09-20 08:24:18 PM
So when you type biatch it comes out biatch?
 
2011-09-20 08:32:13 PM

MaxxLarge: Dammit. I've been trying to search every word I can think of, but I canNOT find the thread where the Farker whose name I can't remember was looking for advice on how to politely thwart the romantic advances of the girl with Down's at his work. We all merrily derped and horked our way to hell in that thread.


it doesn't exist anymore. but there is this:

i777.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-20 11:18:49 PM

calbert: Organic Chemistry: "Talking to the TFers I got links for them..."

Was there a TFD link for this thread, or was this in chat?

yesterday (9-19) am TFD thread, can't link to it because it is red..

"Does anybody have links to Fark's most epic threads"


Not all of them, but I have links to roughly a dozen or so. I can't post some of them here because they were never greenlit.
 
2011-09-20 11:21:18 PM

AnotherBluesStringer: Let's just go ahead and make this an epic thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 399x577]



[boards.420chan.org image 580x400]

/Just getting the essentials out of the way.


You can't force a thread to be epic. It just has to happen.
 
2011-09-20 11:25:09 PM

Bathia_Mapes: calbert: Organic Chemistry: "Talking to the TFers I got links for them..."

Was there a TFD link for this thread, or was this in chat?

yesterday (9-19) am TFD thread, can't link to it because it is red..

"Does anybody have links to Fark's most epic threads"

Not all of them, but I have links to roughly a dozen or so. I can't post some of them here because they were never greenlit.


I blame that on bad linking, I wasn't asking a question, that was the title of the redlit TFD thread. I linked to it, but then didn't want to get in trouble for linking to a red thread, so I deleted the link, but left the title in. sorry.

;)
 
2011-09-20 11:26:49 PM

calbert: Bathia_Mapes: calbert: Organic Chemistry: "Talking to the TFers I got links for them..."

Was there a TFD link for this thread, or was this in chat?

yesterday (9-19) am TFD thread, can't link to it because it is red..

"Does anybody have links to Fark's most epic threads"

Not all of them, but I have links to roughly a dozen or so. I can't post some of them here because they were never greenlit.

I blame that on bad linking, I wasn't asking a question, that was the title of the redlit TFD thread. I linked to it, but then didn't want to get in trouble for linking to a red thread, so I deleted the link, but left the title in. sorry.

;)


Not a problem. :-)
 
2011-09-21 04:44:57 PM
Just from Sports:

Look it up, fools!

Pitch it to Tashard Choice!

Do a Barrel Roll!
 
2011-09-21 10:21:54 PM
"Lets make it easy for our users to access popular things on our website."

Genius.
 
2011-09-23 10:20:38 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: Just from Sports:

Look it up, fools!

Pitch it to Tashard Choice!

Do a Barrel Roll!


Damn it, Orton!
 
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