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Broncos waive their Cox, aftershock strikes off Vanuatu Barada Nikto, and a women's hockey game with lots of periods: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/4 - 9/10 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-09-13 5:05:42 PM (7 comments) | Permalink

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One more week down, and some strong candidates for Headline of the Year. For the TFers, there's currently an active voting thread for Headline of the Year candidates in TFD for April 2011. For those TFers who hadn't noticed the previous Headline of the Year preliminaries, they can be found here:

December * January * February * March

That's all for now. See you next week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-04 to Sat 2011-09-10:

img.fark.net  European Union investigating nutritional value of eating insects -- presumably by traveling to U.S. and sampling fast food    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  6.1-magnitude aftershock strikes off Vanuatu Barada Nikto    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Taxi driver reportedly locks passenger in the trunk of his cab after a dispute. Sounds like a fare fight    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  It turns out dolphins mourn their dead. Except in no wake zones    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  I don't like vats full of caustic lye. You paper-makers can't deny: When a guy falls down through an unsupported place into concentrated base, he gets stung    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Train-hopping teen girl left legless, right one too    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rooty tooty fresh 'n shooty    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Scientists find evidence that not only did the ancestors of modern humans interbreed with Neandertals, but nearly every other semi-human species that they ran into. Theorize that beer was invented way earlier than originally thought    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man kills hunting partner who ate his dog, that was killed by a monkey, who slept in a room that lay in the house that Jack built    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Darth Vader robs gas station, flees on bicycle. The force catches up with him    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Copper thieves hit church for third time. Cu in hell    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Broncos waive Cox in public    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Women set record for world's longest hockey game. Ten days long - that's a lot of periods    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Peyton Manning out for Week 1 due to neck injury. Presumably from holding up his enormous fivehead    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  1TB vaccine shows promise, stores lots of porn    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Saudi Arabia's Prince of Space, Sultan bin Salman, says kingdom is making steady progress in space science, notes that your weapons are useless against him    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Penn State scientists give up even pretending to use their powers for good, develop 'blood swimming microspiders'. Sleep tight    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Hef's ex says she had her eggs frozen while living in the Playboy mansion, and not just from fear    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rosie O'Donnell talks about her split. GOOD GOD, NO    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Motorist strikes Reese Withercar    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Sarah Palin runs half marathon in Iowa, in keeping with her policy of completing half of everything    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Jimmy Hoffa declares war on Tea Party, demands double time for speaking on a holiday    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rep. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) running to become first openly gay U.S. Senator in history. That's "openly" gay, for any of you Larry Craig fans out there    img.fark.net


img.fark.net  Bartz could get $10 million after firing. WHY YOU LITTLE    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Greece about to take it in an oh-so-familiar way    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Texas Instruments earnings go 58008 up    img.fark.net
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7 Comments   (+0 »)
2011-09-13 05:48:40 PM  
Vats full of caustic lye for 100, Alex
2011-09-13 05:56:45 PM  

Sargun: Vats full of caustic lye for 100, Alex

Left legless for 200....

I lold way to loud when I read that one.

/my aisle seat has been upgraded to first class
2011-09-13 06:12:50 PM  
Rooty tooty fresh 'n shooty

2011-09-13 06:53:55 PM  
1TB vaccine shows promise, stores lots of porn

I laughed at the legless girl one,. it was awesome. Rooty Tooty was good also, but this one hit close to home.
2011-09-14 01:41:17 AM  
Some good ones (no wake zone in particular) but love the Texas Instruments one. Wonder what the cutoff age for getting that one is.
2011-09-14 08:04:04 AM  
No love for the hockey airplane crash one?
2011-09-14 09:45:28 AM  
58008 up! Had to explain that to everyone I showed it to...
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