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Ascot ass caught, rabbis working for tips, and understanding alcohol's braining effects on the damage: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/12 - 6/18 
Posted by Drew at 2011-06-21 12:10:22 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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From Unfreakable:

No update from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-06-12 to Sat 2011-06-18:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Man without limbs declares intent to swim across bay. Buoy, that's something    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Men care more about their cars than their health, says researcher who obviously never owned a '65 Mustang    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Judge to copyright troll: "Your case is a sham. Shut your damn mouth and get out of my court." Copyright © 2011 Go Screw Yourself, Inc    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Ascot ass caught, stole stole    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Al Qaeda publishes "hit list" of 40 Americans. No details as to who's on it, but your mom's not listed, since everyone hit it already    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Pentagon looking for people to build starship. Starship looking for people to build this city on rock and roll    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Turn right down boat ramp. Vehicle under water. Recalculating    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  5.2 magnitude earthquake rocks Anchorage. Shaken residents trying to get their Berings Strait    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Companion dog helps girl testify in NY rape case. How did he treat you? Rough. Can you describe his face? Rough. Is the man in the courtroom? Yip Yip. Let the record show the girl is pointing to the defendant    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Family of guinea pigs stolen from porch. Police kick their investigation into high Gere    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  A drunk woman ran into her ex yesterday. Then she backed up and ran into him again. She misses him sometimes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  PGA golfer Harrison Frazar finally wins first tournament after 13 years and 355 tries. Congratulations pour in from fellow pros, golf fans, Susan Lucci    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Gang warfare alleged over Shaq sex tape. Defendant claims that's ridiculous, since everyone knows that Shaq can't approach the hole without help    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Ohio State compliance director drives a courtesy car from a dealer that got season tickets in return. Guess he'll have to enter the National Compliance League supplemental draft now    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Apple developing technology that would disable the iPhone's camera while filming concerts or sporting events. Say hello to NanniPhone    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Understanding alcohol's braining effects on the damage    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Argentina and Chile say they have too many beavers, look to neighbor Brazil for ideas on how to shave their numbers    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  If you have a crush on Shannon Tweed, I have good news. If you have a crush on Gene Simmons, I have no idea why    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Fergie: "I'm young at heart." And crystal meth makes you look old at face    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Who would pay $486 for tickets to Broadway? Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Democratic Congressman introduces bill protecting rabbis' right to work for tips    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Our long national penis joke is finally over    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Report: Paul Ryan may personally benefit from preserving billions in taxpayer oil subsidies. In other news, there may be gambling in Casablanca    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Timberland acquired for $1.6 billion. Magoo holding out for more money    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Facebook denies losing users, using losers    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  TV huckster Don Lapre indicted by Grand Jury. Court documents to be published in tiny classified ads    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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5 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-06-21 02:09:19 PM  
Thank goodness the Weiner jokes can go away.
WEINER
 
2011-06-21 02:17:33 PM  
 
2011-06-21 02:29:13 PM  

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Farking dates. How do they work?
 
2011-06-21 03:29:15 PM  
Ascot?

www.motorera.com
 
2011-06-21 05:20:28 PM  
I got caught with my dicky n an ascot

I know I know it's really serious.
 
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