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Piss-poor balance, Jessica Simpson's shunning muumuu, and nobody expects the Spanish inhibition: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4 
Posted by Drew at 2011-06-07 2:54:22 PM (4 comments) | Permalink

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From Unfreakable:

No update from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-05-29 to Sat 2011-06-04:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Model and friend party in Atlanta hotel until they have a major falling out    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Restaurant owner dead after his Model A crashes. Officials cited the lack of seat belts, crumple zones, airbags, traction control, and anti-lock brakes as contributing factors    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Barcelona has such a problem keeping people clothed, they're actually levying fines against their citizens who insist on doing everything naked. Nobody expects the Spanish Inhibition    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Video captures "UFO squadron" over Oakland. The group was disorganized and apparently harmless, leading UFO researchers to believe that Al Davis was in charge of it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Archaeologists find sealed tunnel underneath Teotihuacan temple, and like complete idiots decide to open it and release whatever unspeakable horror resides within    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Man falls down embankment while urinating -- a clear case of piss-poor balance    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Parents sue school when their precious snowflake is barred from graduation ceremony for printing porn from school computer. They should be proud he actually learned a useful life skill in school    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Breast-feeding protest attendance sags, lacks support, and is mostly a bust    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  3-10 people shot in Yuma    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Ohio considers boosting alcohol limit of beer to 18 percent, thereby helping citizens cope with reality of living in Ohio    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Little Leaguer killed when pitch hits chest. Boy's parents, boy, heartbroken    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Tressel divests himself from Ohio State    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Congrats to Tony Romo for getting married. That's the only way you were ever going to get a ring    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Shaq hints that he may join ESPN SportsCenter. If that doesn't work, he could always be a bricklayer    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Sturgeon death highlights the stressful demands of modern fishicians    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Astronomers release hot pics of Milky Way's twin. How you doin', NGC 6744?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Mastodon finds have Colorado ready to rock. *WICKED GUITAR SOLO*    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Showbiz:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Nick Lachey and fiancee throw wedding shower. Jessica Simpson dons her shunning muumuu    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  "How Pawn Stars Launched a Hot New Genre and May Earn Academy Respect." This article is interesting and would look great on my web browser, but I'm going to need an expert to take a look at it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Hayden Panettiere washes her hands of dirty Sanchez rumors    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  President of Abkhazia dies. Death Eaters inconsolable    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Chris Christie, champion of cutting wasteful spending, arrives at his son's baseball game in a police helicopter. No word on how said helicopter managed to stay airborne    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Former Senator John Edwards indicted for using campaign money to poll the electorate    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Zillow aims to be the first one-letter symbol on the NASDAQ. Really? That's so interestiZzzzzzzz    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Toyota recalls 106,000 Prius cars over a loose nut. Hasn't Al Gore suffered enough?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Asian stocks get plowed, require blurring out of the naughty parts    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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4 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-06-07 03:24:57 PM  
Congrats you funny Farkers!
 
2011-06-07 04:24:54 PM  
The Romo one had me lol'ing.
 
2011-06-07 07:27:38 PM  
I'm stuck between the Asian stock and the Zillow headline among this week's selection.

/The heartbroken headline in the sports tab the other day was pretty good
 
2011-06-08 10:01:16 AM  
Kind of a disappointing batch, the ancient temple one is the only one that elicited a laugh
 
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