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Piss-poor balance, Jessica Simpson's shunning muumuu, and nobody expects the Spanish inhibition: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4 
Posted by Drew at 2011-06-07 2:54:22 PM (4 comments) | Permalink

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From Unfreakable:

No update from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-05-29 to Sat 2011-06-04:

www.fark.com  Model and friend party in Atlanta hotel until they have a major falling out    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Restaurant owner dead after his Model A crashes. Officials cited the lack of seat belts, crumple zones, airbags, traction control, and anti-lock brakes as contributing factors    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Barcelona has such a problem keeping people clothed, they're actually levying fines against their citizens who insist on doing everything naked. Nobody expects the Spanish Inhibition    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Video captures "UFO squadron" over Oakland. The group was disorganized and apparently harmless, leading UFO researchers to believe that Al Davis was in charge of it    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Archaeologists find sealed tunnel underneath Teotihuacan temple, and like complete idiots decide to open it and release whatever unspeakable horror resides within    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Man falls down embankment while urinating -- a clear case of piss-poor balance    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Parents sue school when their precious snowflake is barred from graduation ceremony for printing porn from school computer. They should be proud he actually learned a useful life skill in school    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Breast-feeding protest attendance sags, lacks support, and is mostly a bust    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  3-10 people shot in Yuma    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Ohio considers boosting alcohol limit of beer to 18 percent, thereby helping citizens cope with reality of living in Ohio    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Little Leaguer killed when pitch hits chest. Boy's parents, boy, heartbroken    img.fark.net


Sports:

www.fark.com  Tressel divests himself from Ohio State    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Congrats to Tony Romo for getting married. That's the only way you were ever going to get a ring    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Shaq hints that he may join ESPN SportsCenter. If that doesn't work, he could always be a bricklayer    img.fark.net


Geek:

www.fark.com  Sturgeon death highlights the stressful demands of modern fishicians    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Astronomers release hot pics of Milky Way's twin. How you doin', NGC 6744?    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Mastodon finds have Colorado ready to rock. *WICKED GUITAR SOLO*    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

www.fark.com  Nick Lachey and fiancee throw wedding shower. Jessica Simpson dons her shunning muumuu    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  "How Pawn Stars Launched a Hot New Genre and May Earn Academy Respect." This article is interesting and would look great on my web browser, but I'm going to need an expert to take a look at it    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Hayden Panettiere washes her hands of dirty Sanchez rumors    img.fark.net


Politics:

www.fark.com  President of Abkhazia dies. Death Eaters inconsolable    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Chris Christie, champion of cutting wasteful spending, arrives at his son's baseball game in a police helicopter. No word on how said helicopter managed to stay airborne    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Former Senator John Edwards indicted for using campaign money to poll the electorate    img.fark.net


Business:

www.fark.com  Zillow aims to be the first one-letter symbol on the NASDAQ. Really? That's so interestiZzzzzzzz    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Toyota recalls 106,000 Prius cars over a loose nut. Hasn't Al Gore suffered enough?    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Asian stocks get plowed, require blurring out of the naughty parts    img.fark.net
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4 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-06-07 03:24:57 PM  
Congrats you funny Farkers!
 
2011-06-07 04:24:54 PM  
The Romo one had me lol'ing.
 
2011-06-07 07:27:38 PM  
I'm stuck between the Asian stock and the Zillow headline among this week's selection.

/The heartbroken headline in the sports tab the other day was pretty good
 
2011-06-08 10:01:16 AM  
Kind of a disappointing batch, the ancient temple one is the only one that elicited a laugh
 
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