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Matching mini-giraffes, bourbon-powered cars, and utes flipping off bridges: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16 
Posted by Drew at 2011-04-19 3:03:35 PM (23 comments) | Permalink
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From Unfreakable:

No blog posting from Drew this week, just some headlines that we liked. Hope you like them, too.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-04-10 to Sat 2011-04-16:

www.fark.com  If you're an opera singer and your wife is giving birth at home, sometimes you have to duet yourself    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  A year after Poland's political elite died in a plane crash in Russia, the two countries are arguing over a memorial plaque and where to bury the survivors    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  15-month old gets drunk at Applebee's after being served a margarita in his sippy-cup. If it's happy hour and you know it, clap your hands    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Israel warns travellers of possible violent attacks during Passover. Suggest stockpiling of lamb's blood, just in case    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Bad: Man falls out of 14th story window. Good: He survives. Sad: He still lives in Detroit    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Predator may have killed US Troops. This is not a repeat from 1987    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Police.finalize() in Java    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Man invents car that runs on bourbon....just like subby    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Oil prices to drop next year, says Russian official with matching mini giraffes    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Americans reluctant to share sex; work details on the web. Wait, that should've been a comma    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Man dies after ute flips off bridge. Somewhere, some Southern judge is profoundly confused    img.fark.net


Sports:

www.fark.com  Despite rampant use of steroids, Bonds jury still hung    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Former Chicago Bears quarterback Bobby Douglass arrested for breaking into his girlfriend's home. Well, at least he managed to get through some kind of defense    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Lingerie football league picks Toronto as new franchise. Eager fans rush to get season's tickets in rows A, B, C, D and DD    img.fark.net


Geek:

www.fark.com  Player reaches level 85 in World of Warcraft without killing a single thing, ever touching a woman    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  French resistance fighters used government-developed stank as a weapon in WWII. Subby has no idea why they're still using it, the war ended over 60 years ago    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Feds commandeer botnet, will***CARRIER LOST***    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

www.fark.com  Holly Madison ignores Hugh Hefner's sweet wedding invitation. Hefner again trying to give a spoonful of sugar to make the Madison go down    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Kirstie Alley rips shirt off dance partner while on Oprah, wolfs it down with fries and a diet soda    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Christina Aguilera divorces Bratman, much to the delight of the Jroker    img.fark.net


Politics:

www.fark.com  Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis eyeing New Jersey state Senate. Will run primarily on his impressive track record    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  California Senate passes bill mandating landmark events in gay history be taught in public schools: Oscar Wilde's trial, the Stonewall riots, Tom Cruise's marriage    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Bad boys, bad boys, Ouagadougou. Ouagadougou when they come for you?    img.fark.net


Music:

www.fark.com  Catholic League accuses Madonna of using "offensive" Catholic imagery in her new video. Wait. I'm sorry. They're mad at Lady Gaga. Easy mistake to make    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Nate Dogg's home was foreclosed on two days after he died. Looks like the Feds finally regulated    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Great news for deaf people: Rebecca Black working on new EP    img.fark.net


Business:

www.fark.com  Hooters co-founder in legal winner-take-owl fight with chain    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Intuit turns to mobile software, seal blubber, igloos    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Company promotes eco-friendly burials, will turn frozen corpses into compost for plants. Guess you could say the 'soil-into-green' is people. Uh-oh    img.fark.net
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23 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-04-19 03:25:34 PM  
pagelaw.files.wordpress.com

"A what? A 'ute? What's a 'ute?"
 
2011-04-19 03:39:05 PM  
I thought the site was gonna get overhauled again. When is that going to happen? anyone know?
 
2011-04-19 03:45:11 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
I seriously want my own mini giraffe. And that chick. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2011-04-19 03:45:55 PM  

cgraves67: I thought the site was gonna get overhauled again. When is that going to happen? anyone know?


It's a month out at the soonest.
 
2011-04-19 03:48:53 PM  

Unfreakable: cgraves67: I thought the site was gonna get overhauled again. When is that going to happen? anyone know?

It's a month out at the soonest.


cool thanks
 
2011-04-19 03:53:43 PM  
You're hatching mini-giraffes?
 
2011-04-19 03:56:09 PM  

andyofne: You're hatching mini-giraffes?


Watching them maybe.
 
2011-04-19 03:56:41 PM  
Hory shirt, Nate Dogg is dead?!?! Why di'nt I heard dat?
 
2011-04-19 03:59:32 PM  

mootmah: andyofne: You're hatching mini-giraffes?

Watching them maybe.


I thought Catching.
 
2011-04-19 04:00:59 PM  

MythDragon: I seriously want my own mini giraffe. And that chick. Not necessarily in that order.


Ouagadougou with it?
 
2011-04-19 04:01:59 PM  

Goopotato: mootmah: andyofne: You're hatching mini-giraffes?

Watching them maybe.

I thought Catching.


Giraffe.bat maybe?
 
2011-04-19 04:14:56 PM  

mootmah: andyofne: You're hatching mini-giraffes?

Watching them maybe.


Or latching.
 
2011-04-19 04:18:13 PM  
Batching mini-giraffes?
 
2011-04-19 04:18:28 PM  
Any word on that lawsuit? Did I miss something?
 
2011-04-19 04:20:52 PM  

Tatsuhiko: "A what? A 'ute? What's a 'ute?"


I love the part of that movie where Joe Pesci is hiding under the bed, then slices Herman Munster's achilles tendons.
 
2011-04-19 04:21:46 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Any word on that lawsuit? Did I miss something?


Not nearly over. Still really early on. Drew's planning for a long battle.
 
2011-04-19 04:27:56 PM  
Is that why Drew has ads from the weapons-grade nutjob Michelle Bachmann on Fark?
 
2011-04-19 04:34:24 PM  

YannickNoahsFark: Is that why Drew has ads from the weapons-grade nutjob Michelle Bachmann on Fark?


Equal time for nutjobs. He wrote something about that somewhere.
 
2011-04-19 04:35:41 PM  
I like the one about the drunk kid at Applebee's & the Holly Madison one.
 
2011-04-19 04:48:01 PM  
I am disappoint that the Wave headline did not make the cut.
 
2011-04-19 04:58:54 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: I am disappoint that the Wave headline did not make the cut.


I'm just happy that one of mine made it for a change.
 
2011-04-19 05:00:35 PM  
what about that redacted Chinese government disclosure? That was a really good headline. Or was that last week? (I lost track of time while I was quantum teleporting Schrodinger's Cat)
 
2011-04-19 07:27:57 PM  
YannickNoahsFark: Is that why Drew has ads from the weapons-grade nutjob Michelle Bachmann on Fark?

There are ads on FARK?
 
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