Matching mini-giraffes, bourbon-powered cars, and utes flipping off bridges: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16
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No blog posting from Drew this week, just some headlines that we liked. Hope you like them, too.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-04-10 to Sat 2011-04-16:
If you're an opera singer and your wife is giving birth at home, sometimes you have to duet yourself
A year after Poland's political elite died in a plane crash in Russia, the two countries are arguing over a memorial plaque and where to bury the survivors
15-month old gets drunk at Applebee's after being served a margarita in his sippy-cup. If it's happy hour and you know it, clap your hands
Israel warns travellers of possible violent attacks during Passover. Suggest stockpiling of lamb's blood, just in case
Bad: Man falls out of 14th story window. Good: He survives. Sad: He still lives in Detroit
Predator may have killed US Troops. This is not a repeat from 1987
Police.finalize() in Java
Man invents car that runs on bourbon....just like subby
Oil prices to drop next year, says Russian official with matching mini giraffes
Americans reluctant to share sex; work details on the web. Wait, that should've been a comma
Man dies after ute flips off bridge. Somewhere, some Southern judge is profoundly confused
Despite rampant use of steroids, Bonds jury still hung
Former Chicago Bears quarterback Bobby Douglass arrested for breaking into his girlfriend's home. Well, at least he managed to get through some kind of defense
Lingerie football league picks Toronto as new franchise. Eager fans rush to get season's tickets in rows A, B, C, D and DD
Player reaches level 85 in World of Warcraft without killing a single thing, ever touching a woman
French resistance fighters used government-developed stank as a weapon in WWII. Subby has no idea why they're still using it, the war ended over 60 years ago
Feds commandeer botnet, will***CARRIER LOST***
Holly Madison ignores Hugh Hefner's sweet wedding invitation. Hefner again trying to give a spoonful of sugar to make the Madison go down
Kirstie Alley rips shirt off dance partner while on Oprah, wolfs it down with fries and a diet soda
Christina Aguilera divorces Bratman, much to the delight of the Jroker
Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis eyeing New Jersey state Senate. Will run primarily on his impressive track record
California Senate passes bill mandating landmark events in gay history be taught in public schools: Oscar Wilde's trial, the Stonewall riots, Tom Cruise's marriage
Bad boys, bad boys, Ouagadougou. Ouagadougou when they come for you?
Catholic League accuses Madonna of using "offensive" Catholic imagery in her new video. Wait. I'm sorry. They're mad at Lady Gaga. Easy mistake to make
Nate Dogg's home was foreclosed on two days after he died. Looks like the Feds finally regulated
Great news for deaf people: Rebecca Black working on new EP
Hooters co-founder in legal winner-take-owl fight with chain
Intuit turns to mobile software, seal blubber, igloos
Company promotes eco-friendly burials, will turn frozen corpses into compost for plants. Guess you could say the 'soil-into-green' is people. Uh-oh
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