Drew's stuck dealing with lawyers today, but in the meantime here are some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/16 - 1/22
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Howdy everybody, Drew is head-down with the patent lawsuit thing, so he's either meeting with lawyers, talking to lawyers on the phone, or getting information from lawyers.
He'll be back whenever he comes up for air, but I have no idea when that might be. In the meantime, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-01-16 to Sat 2011-01-22:
Man dies investigating 12K volt line that fell in yard, additional family members die in rescue attempt. Survivors not shocked at all
Is that a swordfish in your pocket or are you just pleased sashimi?
Woman facing charges after punching a police horse in the nose. Woman only pawn in game of life
Obama holding first China state dinner in 13 years. Another to be held an hour later when everyone's hungry again
Major earthquake leaves remote area of Pakistan looking exactly the same
Aluminum heist foiled
B.C. man hit by stray bullet in Mexico. DAMN YOU, TIME-TRAVELING BULLETS
Man wearing Obama mask robs banks, demands change
NBC exec Jeff Zucker can breathe a sigh of relief: Honolulu jury finds that beating a peacock to death is not animal cruelty
Woman killed in fire was kind, generous, warm
Chicago bound plane makes emergency landing at Oakland airport, unaware nothing in the air could be more dangerous as Oakland, CA
A winter day, bleak and dreary. The fans begged out for three points more. Quoth the Raven: We failed to score
Man wins $1 million in Virginia Lottery's Redskins Legacy game, marking the first successful Redskins lottery pick since Snyder bought the team
Toronto's Mike Komisarek accused of punching a woman in the face. No word yet on which Ottawa Senator was the victim
Robotic flying insects build structures out of super magnetic Legos, all while buzzing angrily. Feel free to forward any questions to: Submitter, Hiding Under Bed, State of Panic
Six researchers locked in a steel capsule for 233 days to simulate a flight to Mars are set to be released. Boy are they gonna be pissed when they find out they're still on earth
Entire Playboy library to be available on iPad. Finally, Hefner thinks outside the box
Spike Lee to Italian-American groups that protested him giving a speech at a local college because his films "unflatteringly" portrayed Italians. "Have you SEEN Jersey Shore?"
IRS: Hey Lil Jon, you owe us over a half-million dollars. Lil Jon: WHAT?? IRS: Seriously, you could be in trouble: Lil Jon: OKAY
Jwoww and Snookie are getting a Jersey Shore spin off show, tentatively called "The Bay of Pigs"
McCain calls Obama a "patriot." Why he wants to see Obama destroyed at home by jets is anyone's guess
Dick Cheney says it might be appropriate to limit gun magazine size. Well, yeah, that's easy to say when you can crush a man's windpipe with your mind
President Obama's pledge during the festive China state dinner. "A belief that, with education and hard work and with sacrifice, the future is what we make it". In bed
REM's new album "sounds really classic." It has guitars and drums and EVERYTHING
Whitney Houston taking a crack at a new album
Ke$ha wants to leave people "visually and sonically violated." Mission accomplished
Toronto Stock Exchange up 100 points. Must have been playing against the Cleveland Cavaliers
Johnson & Johnson address tampon supply issues. Say they've plugged the holes in their distribution network, will have things running again in a month
Pecan farmers distressed by strangers handling their nuts. This story does not involve the TSA
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