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Headline of the Year contest update, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/21 - 11/27 
Posted by Drew at 2010-11-30 2:29:10 PM (20 comments) | Permalink
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From Unfreakable:

No post from Drew this week, but I've started putting together the Headline of the Year preliminary threads and will be putting them into TF Discussion over the course of the next week or so. January's is currently on TFD for anybody that wants to vote.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-11-21 to Sat 2010-11-27:

www.fark.com  Israel to invest $23 million in Western Wall plaza. The plaza will have a Starbucks, Sbarro's, Hot Dog On A Stick, California Pizza Kitchen, and a Starbucks inside the other Starbucks    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Plane with fiery wing makes emergency landing, presumably for ranch dipping sauce    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Seven killed in gold mine collapse. Au shiat    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Shaft traps Chinese worker for 80 hours. In his defense, he *is* a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Over 300 killed on holiday in Cambodia. No word if any Kennedys were among the dead    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Secret chamber found in India's National Library. Staff asked to refrain from stamping books until anyone with a fedora is ushered out    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Researchers say predicting prostate recurrence is ineffective, and they can't put a finger on why    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  After raping a teen at gunpoint, Catholic priest hires a hit man to keep him quiet about it. Let us prey    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Crab boat flips, one found dead in crushed station    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Fire at home for mentally ill spreads slowly due to retardant    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Village of Llansanffraid was spelled Llansantffraid since the 1800's, until the Powys council dropped the "t". Most villagers now want the "t" back. The others don't really give a shi    img.fark.net


Sports:

www.fark.com  Parade for team and fans of MLS soccer championship in Denver, parade expected to clog up two driveways    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Nevada shot down Boise State in Reno, just to watch them die    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Will Smith arrested for one little fight, will be sent to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air    img.fark.net


Geek:

www.fark.com  Intel has found a way to cram 1,000 cores into a processor. Engineers at Gillette seen taking notes    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Apple-1 computer sells for $213,000. So, the prices are finally dropping    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Prehistoric hunters dealt mammoth blow to Siberean ecosystem. Siberia's warm, furry, tasty ecosystem    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

www.fark.com  Leonardo DiCaprio donates $1 million dollars to WWF, gets hit by steel chair    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Kelly Preston and John Travolta welcome new son Benjamin into the world, while still honoring the memory of their late son Jett. Oh, ho. B-B-Benny and dead Jett    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Architect for renovation of Royal Shakespeare Company's theater in Stratford-upon-Avon concerned about falling through trap door, though more likely he's just going through a stage    img.fark.net


Politics:

www.fark.com  Castro calls Obama the "best snake charmer" who ever lived. What a dumb asp    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  "Palin's attack shows ignorance." Obvious tag slowly raises bat and points it toward left field    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Obama's grandmother prays for him to convert to Islam during pilgrimage to Mecca. THANKS GRANDMA    img.fark.net


Music:

www.fark.com  Billy Joel to undergo surgery on bad hip. Working too hard could hurt his SACROILIAC-AC-AC-AC    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Beady Eye, Liam Gallagher's new band, announce several tour dates. He says the band will be "bigger than Wings"    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Fans of Kanye West joining together to demand that he perform in Helsinki. Imma let you Finnish    img.fark.net


Business:

www.fark.com  NYC's legendary Guggenheim Museum stuck in a downward spiral    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Experiment done to see which shipping company is best at handling your packages. TSA not included in study    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Artisanal Cornish Blue named best-tasting cheese at World Cheese Awards competition. Buy this and other outstanding British cheeses at your local cheese shop today, where they will surely be available    img.fark.net
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20 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2010-11-30 02:35:04 PM
the headlines PALE in comparison to the new post successful screen.
 
2010-11-30 02:39:01 PM
Fat-D: the headlines PALE in comparison to the new post successful screen.

Oh You!
 
2010-11-30 02:43:05 PM
Conan O'Brien has been using his blimp to terrorize Gary Busey. If this isn't the best thing you've heard all week, you must be Gary Busey, and you should probably do something about those gnomes hiding in your bowling shoes

You forgot this one, pure gold!
 
2010-11-30 02:49:27 PM
Fat-D: the headlines PALE in comparison to the new post successful screen.

The who in the what now?
 
2010-11-30 02:54:18 PM
Au shiat and Benny and dead Jett are by far the best up there. The Gillette headline is also pretty damn good.
 
2010-11-30 02:55:11 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $1 million dollars to WWF, gets hit by steel chair

Holy hell that made me laugh harder than it should have.
 
2010-11-30 03:00:29 PM
"IMMA LET YOU FINISH"

WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2010-11-30 03:15:16 PM
Yay! HOTY!
 
2010-11-30 03:22:28 PM
NanashiKnight: Leonardo DiCaprio donates $1 million dollars to WWF, gets hit by steel chair

Holy hell that made me laugh harder than it should have.


Seconded.
 
2010-11-30 03:23:07 PM
Oh, ho. B-B-Benny and dead Jett

Amazing.
 
2010-11-30 03:29:55 PM
FINNISH EVEN

sigh...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-11-30 04:08:05 PM
I liked the redlit Apple 1 headline better. Bigger than Wings and Benny and dead Jett were my favorites.
 
2010-11-30 05:06:36 PM
brookgo: Au shiat and Benny and dead Jett are by far the best up there. The Gillette headline is also pretty damn good.

The gold related "Au shiat" or "Au noes!" ones are kinda repetitive though. They've been done. Try something new.
 
jtr
2010-11-30 05:22:15 PM
Wings and Jett made me laugh out loud in the dark on a crowded inter-city bus. Now I'm the crazy guy whose face is maniacally lit by the faint glowing light if his phone.
 
2010-11-30 06:02:53 PM
Headline of the year from February 18th:

"Coup succeeds in detaining Niger president, exciting teabaggers who misread the headline"
 
2010-11-30 07:04:50 PM
Over 300 killed on holiday in Cambodia. No word if any Kennedys were among the dead
That's the HOTY right there
 
2010-11-30 08:49:14 PM
"Experiment done to see which shipping company is best at handling your packages. TSA not included in study"

That's not bad.
 
2010-12-01 12:18:10 AM
No zip zop zoobity bop?

I feel crushed.
 
2010-12-01 01:23:29 PM
Fire at home for mentally ill spreads slowly due to retardant

Pure gold
 
2010-12-03 12:54:18 PM
Woo! My first Headline of the Week nod!

/Gillette was mine
 
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