Fat gene easy to identify in a crowd, Jessica Simpson celebrates everything with pizza, and the secret to making Spotted Dick: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 11/14 - 11/20
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No posting from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-11-14 to Sat 2010-11-20:
Man to live with 400 spiders for three weeks for charity, says he plans to be on the web the whole time
42 dead in Chinese skyscraper fire. If only there were some sort of drill that could have prepared them for this
One in 10 British men likes to cook in the nude; frying bacon is the secret to making Spotted Dick
Police in Aruba testing jawbone to see if it is connected to Natalee Holloway. My guess is that it is not connected to anybody at the moment
Johnson City man accused of urinating on a police car. Cops now checking streaming video
Airport full body scanners cannot differentiate between a tampon and a stick of dynamite. T.S.A. officials are expected to exercise some discretion, however ultimately might have to pull the plug
Police name Theodore shooting victim. ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
27 miners trapped in New Zealand mine. No word yet on if they dug too greedily or too deep
3 year old girl molested by 74 year old man. Which airport he worked at is unknown
Scientists say babies and robots learn from each other, according to astounding new reseach from the Institute Of We Watched Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes for About An Hour
If you were thinking about buying some black-market Ukranian sperm whale teeth, think again. You will not be allowed to import them. Narwahl you be allowed to sell them
Pittsburgh's soon to be ex-kicker Jeff Reed says he's not going to make excuses, manages to miss that too
TIME nominates LeBron James for Person of the Year. LeBron and ESPN hastily organize hour-long douchemercial to influence the vote
Eagles adding wind turbines to stadium in hopes of increasing number of fans
'Fat Gene' identified, although researchers admit it really wasn't that hard to pick him him out of the crowd
Neuroscientists announce that they have developed a retinal implant that restores vision in blind mice. The next logical step is to see how they run
People who stutter show abnormal brain activity when reading, listening, and being tortured by Kevin Kline
Courtney Love looks great after sex, presumably while the bag is still on
Skyline producers respond to critics. However, their response is entirely derivative and has a lot in common with comments made by producers of Independence Day
Jessica Simpson celebrates engagement with pizza. Be here tomorrow when Jessica Simpson celebrates the newspaper's arrival with pizza
Tea Party to those politicians it helped get elected: We're watching you. Seriously. We don't have jobs and we never exercise and we keep portable televisions on our Rascals. Watching you is all we do, so be scared
Glenn Beck's solution to airline security: everyone bring their guns on board. Auric Goldfinger unavailable for comment
Cheney's gaunt appearance is from summer hospital stay, not from overusing the dark side of the force
Jimmy Eat World tours UK in support of their comeback album. "We can't wait for our fans [sic] to hear it"
Aaron Ne-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehville got maa-aa-aa-aa-arried on Saturd-eh-eh-eh-ay
Peter Gabriel joins voices backing net neutrality, will spend the next ten years crafting a finely-honed and ponderously slow statement regarding the issue
People say America doesn't produce anything more. Wrong: they still produce food, and Americans are apparently patriotic enough to eat all of it
Smith & Wesson's stock plummets on news that everyone bought up firearms in preparation for the Apocalypse back in 2009
BP says world needs new oil, complains old oil is all contaminated now with sand and fish
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