About that NSFW trademark application
Posted by Drew at 2007-12-10 11:54:13 AM (363 comments) | Permalink
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About the NSFW Trademark Application, I can say three things:
To sum up the conclusions of the above email:
1) We're ruining the Internet. All of it, apparently. At this rate we'll have to go back to mailing each other letters and watching network TV. EVERYBODY PANIC
2)Thanks to that last sentence, the voice in my head representing the author is Steve Urkel.
3) From the writing style, I can only conclude the author is German, mainly due to the phrase "granny douching shit eaters". No doubt it's available on Amazon with english subtitles, along with a note that people who purchased this item also purchased "cock licking monkey fuckers". Additionally, I can't tell whether or not the adjective "cock licking" modifies the word "monkey" or "fuckers" because depending on which it was you could make two completely different movies.
An aside: apologies for the late response on this, I was traveling all week and pretty much drunk the entire time. I try to make a habit of not logging in while under the influence (damn you eBay).
The real problem was I accidentally left my laptop charger at home. I was trying to save battery power. Until this happened I had never before thought of using this excuse, it's a keeper.
I'm home now so I can recharge both myself and the battery before the final trip of the year. I'll be in NYC Thursday doing random christmas stuff, Atlanta Friday to go to the Fark TV Christmas party, and home til 2008 as of Saturday.
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