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(Canoe)   Research shows second trimester of pregnancies is "golden age of booty"   (canoe.ca) divider line 323
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2002-01-16 11:25:41 AM
That's the damn truth!
 
2002-01-16 11:26:56 AM
Yep.
 
2002-01-16 11:27:53 AM
"By the second trimester, increased blood flow throughout your
body is making its effects felt between your legs, where the erectile
tissues of your genitals engorge with pooling blood. The increased
level of estrogen in your body results in a distinct increase in vaginal
secretions. Your clitoris is swollen, your labia are pulsing with extra
blood, and your vagina is dripping with moisture."


aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll righty then


(shiver)
 
2002-01-16 11:29:44 AM
You can get head from the baby towards the end of pregnancy too. And, guess what, no teeth to injure you with!
 
2002-01-16 11:30:14 AM
" Your clitoris is swollen, your labia are pulsing with extra blood, and your vagina is dripping with moisture."

Hey that's the same pick-up line I use...
 
2002-01-16 11:31:16 AM
My libido doesn't "flow," it only "ebbs" at the thought of sex with a visibly pregnant woman. ick.
 
2002-01-16 11:33:28 AM
Captain_B, you beat me to that by seconds.
 
2002-01-16 11:34:33 AM
Overpaid Slacker:

One advantage is she can't get pregnant!
 
2002-01-16 11:35:26 AM
Original headline was:

"Research shows second trimester of pregnancies is "golden age of booty" (includes spiffy description of vaginas during this stage)"



But, words gets around anyway.


SatchmoR, that's pretty sick, dude.
 
2002-01-16 11:35:42 AM
Hey can we perhaps make a derivative of whatever hormones etc (I don't know I'm not a biologist.) that causes this. Then market it as a OTC drug called "Labia Pulser" and it would come in a colorful box that had a set of labia shooting lasers on the front.
 
2002-01-16 11:35:48 AM
although Burber beat me to it.....

"By the second trimester, increased blood flow throughout your body is making its effects felt between your legs, where the erectile tissues of your genitals engorge with pooling blood. The increased level of estrogen in your body results in a distinct increase in vaginal secretions. Your clitoris is swollen, your labia are pulsing with extra blood, and your vagina is dripping with moisture."


that about sums up the article I think
 
2002-01-16 11:36:06 AM
"By the second trimester, ... your labia are pulsing with extra blood, and your vagina is dripping with moisture."

Great. So much for having lunch today.
 
2002-01-16 11:37:14 AM
Ain't no booty, like pregnant booty.

Mo, mo, mo, mo, yes, mo, mo, mo, yes.
 
2002-01-16 11:38:06 AM
Dude...that IS lunch today!
 
2002-01-16 11:40:11 AM
Was anyone else as aroused by this article as I was?
 
2002-01-16 11:40:56 AM
TODAY'S MENU:

Pulsing Labia
$2.99

Vagina Dripping with Moisture
$5.99

Swollen Clitoris
$9.99

Eating "Out" for lunch....
Priceless

For everything else there is Mastercard.
 
2002-01-16 11:41:35 AM
Yep. And my wife is just entering the 2nd trimester as we speak...
 
2002-01-16 11:41:44 AM
Ouroborus: I thought it was just me
 
2002-01-16 11:41:55 AM
"according to Anne Semans and Cathy Winks, co-authors of The Mother's Guide to Sex"

Anne Semans!(insert Bevis and Butthead laugh here)
 
2002-01-16 11:42:05 AM
Fb- is NOT the father!
 
2002-01-16 11:42:55 AM
"Dude...that IS lunch today!"

ewww... holy afterbirth a la mode...
 
2002-01-16 11:43:15 AM
So that's why I have a mushroom shaped dent in my forhead!
 
2002-01-16 11:44:26 AM
Well, it looks like Burber and Rosalea have already CTRL-V 'ed what I was going to, so I guess I have nothing to say.
 
2002-01-16 11:46:07 AM
Also gives you a good excuse for a shaven haven - "honestly darling, it's more hygenic"
 
2002-01-16 11:46:22 AM
Anne Semans and Cathy Winks


Are those names for real?
 
2002-01-16 11:46:53 AM
sweeeeeeeet!
 
2002-01-16 11:46:57 AM
My wife just entered her third trimester this month and I think this article should come with a disclaimier:

Offer not valid to residents of Tennessee, South Dakota and New Hampshire. Void where prohibited. This offer expires May 1, 2001.
 
2002-01-16 11:48:44 AM
Not only this, but look at who the authors of the now- famous quote were:
"As Semans and Winks noted..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2002-01-16 11:49:27 AM
That never happened to me in my second trimester. I felt miserable all through it. The way I felt then, if sex had been banned, I wouldn't have missed it. :)

One kid is enough for me...
 
2002-01-16 11:50:20 AM
As Semans and Winks note, "By the second trimester, increased blood flow throughout your body is making its effects felt between your legs, where the erectile tissues of your genitals engorge with pooling blood. The increased level of estrogen in your body results in a distinct increase in vaginal secretions. Your clitoris is swollen, your labia are pulsing with extra blood, and your vagina is dripping with moisture."


Anyone else feeling a little warm in here??
 
2002-01-16 11:52:14 AM
I want a set!
 
2002-01-16 11:53:14 AM
Semans and Winks...

Classic
 
2002-01-16 11:54:14 AM
Ouro Uh......I'd have to agree....and I'm usually not this, um, moist, at this time in the morning..... Damn it.....if I only my computer was fixed yet and I could go home for, um, 'lunch'....
 
2002-01-16 11:54:26 AM
Farkers are headed to office bathrooms with tissues in hands.
 
2002-01-16 11:54:45 AM
As a new father, I can say that I wasn't at all into it. This stuff was right on for me.

"It's fairly common for men, in particular, to be uncomfortable with intercourse during pregnancy because of a feeling that the baby is in on the action, which can manifest as fear that the fetus might somehow be injured by the penis, or even as embarrassment that the fetus is somehow witnessing the proceedings."

in on the action.... hahhahaha
 
2002-01-16 11:55:19 AM
Semans and Winks are funny. Praise Allah.
 
2002-01-16 11:55:54 AM
if I only = if only


We know how I am with saying "I" as many times in a post as I can....sorry.......
...now I'm really getting 'hungry'....
 
2002-01-16 11:56:00 AM
Fish, it's whats for lunch.
 
2002-01-16 11:57:45 AM
2¢: Yeah, uh, "lunch". That's the ticket.

I have a, uh, friend who wants to start picking up chicks in their second trimester. Where should my friend go to meet said women?
 
2002-01-16 11:57:46 AM
Eating hair pie is an art.
 
2002-01-16 11:58:42 AM
Well the pregnant lady she was there, stomach overhung;
and everytime I ate her out, a hand would grab my tongue!
 
2002-01-16 11:59:33 AM
this would be obvious if the submitter were a father

-Rabb
 
2002-01-16 12:00:30 PM
Well.....this 'friend' of yours, is he hot? Cause I know this 'girl' who can 'pretend' she's in her 2nd tri..... Just as moist though.......at least right now....so I've heard.....
 
2002-01-16 12:03:41 PM
Three cheers for "moist"
 
2002-01-16 12:05:39 PM
I have a, uh, friend who wants to start picking up chicks in their second trimester. Where should my friend go to meet said women?

Lamaze class?
 
2002-01-16 12:06:45 PM
Mytwocents, it's not lunch if you're the one being eaten out. However, I'm willing to buy...
 
2002-01-16 12:07:06 PM
I echo what Mytwocents said
 
2002-01-16 12:07:13 PM
I prefer "dripping", or "gushing".

Hey, Mytwocents, don't think too hard about or you might just slip off your chair!
 
2002-01-16 12:08:11 PM
If you will notice, the research was done at Memorial University of Newfoundland.

So, Newfies are good for something afterall!
 
2002-01-16 12:09:01 PM
Rosalea: toss a lil' cock and ball torture in and I can hook something up

-Rabb
 
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