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(some girl)   Farker O discovers the girl sitting next to her in class is this months playmate. 100% class attendance expected.   (sunsentinel.com) divider line 78
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2002-01-16 11:29:51 AM
dammit...."playmate" and "girl" should include pics....you better not let us down, O..
 
2002-01-16 11:29:58 AM
sweet. I love it when a girl says "what you see is what you get."
 
2002-01-16 11:30:50 AM
My grandmother growled, "She's just a dirty little sex kitten."
doesn't sound like a bad thing to me
 
2002-01-16 11:32:19 AM
Ann Margaret - Kitten with a Whip
- nuf 'ced
 
2002-01-16 11:32:33 AM
This girl was in my biology class two years ago.

http://www.windycityamateurs.com/jasmine

Once the school found out about the page there was.. a bit of a flap. They moved to take away her financial aid in order to attempt to discourage her. It did not work. The administration was embarassed. No surprises there..
 
2002-01-16 11:32:49 AM
 
2002-01-16 11:35:24 AM
Feh. Didn't work. Try:

Windy City Amateurs samples

Scroll down to "Jasmine".

 
2002-01-16 11:36:38 AM
Shiat. Mods, please delete dup
 
2002-01-16 11:36:57 AM
At first I saw the picture of the writer and thought that was the Playmate. I was horrified, then realized none of us have our eyes burned. I thought the fat man was bad enough.
 
2002-01-16 11:37:23 AM
Heck I saw "Mary Carry" on Howard Stern the other night, and I knew her. (porn star, setting her retard mother up with Gary the retard)

Florida may not know who James Earl Ray is, but we would rather look at babes like these, then learn about history stuff.
 
2002-01-16 11:38:26 AM
"sex kittens"

No, it's 'cheap slut sex poodle'
 
2002-01-16 11:38:49 AM
*makes note to self: Enroll in this school...*

Oh, uh, Hi, everyone!
 
2002-01-16 11:39:59 AM
Where were all the Ukranian models when I went to school!?

I was robbed. Robbed, I tell you.
 
2002-01-16 11:40:28 AM
O, you've got a built-in pickup line...

"Hey, I linked a news story about you to FARK.com...wanna tongue-wrestle?!"
 
2002-01-16 11:40:49 AM
more pics, less words. words = bad. pics = good.
 
2002-01-16 11:42:55 AM
"Smiling, she wrote her greeting of good will while I stood tense, as embarrassed as though the exposed naughty parts were mine."

Judging from Sherri Winston's pic, I'd say her naughty parts don't look anything like Anka Romensky's naughty parts.
 
2002-01-16 11:42:57 AM
Maybe I would have shown up for class or two if I got to sit next to her. Yeee-owwch...Naughty kitten!
 
2002-01-16 11:44:13 AM
Tall, lithe and golden-haired, and unable to speak good English. "You like I should pork?"
 
2002-01-16 11:46:47 AM
Unable to speak ... good... oh never mind
 
2002-01-16 11:48:32 AM
"Nudity isn't so naughty. The real story here might be how publications like Playboy are struggling to compete with so much porn available on the internet."

Playboy has nudes?! I gotta stop spending so much time on the internet.
 
2002-01-16 11:50:38 AM
WHAT SI PORONOGRAFY?
 
2002-01-16 11:54:38 AM
Kupek_

Translation:
WHAT, YES! PORNOGRAPHY!
 
2002-01-16 11:54:53 AM
I read it for the articles.
 
2002-01-16 11:55:09 AM
The real story here might be how publications like Playboy are struggling to compete with so much porn available on the internet.

you read f-ckedcompany, too?
 
2002-01-16 11:57:03 AM
She got to talk to this chick... and THAT was what she ended up with? That was IT? God, most of the article was about doing the article. How did this person get into journalism?!?
 
2002-01-16 12:10:59 PM
Wow Rebrane, is that jasmine sucking on a lolipop in
the tag below her pic? Why, yes, I believe it is...
Thanx fer the link, now I must go take another shower
 
2002-01-16 12:14:21 PM
No joke - my high school was right across the street from Broward Community College. If only I hadn't graduated!
 
2002-01-16 12:14:33 PM
is it just me or is this chick fugly
 
2002-01-16 12:18:08 PM
Davie? I live in Davie, so does Niki Taylor, I figue I have about as much chance of meeting Niki as I do Anka. Guess I should start hanging out at Gatsby's off of University...

Y'know, I've always loved the name "Anka", ever since I read the sex columns in "Details".

3Horn
 
2002-01-16 12:18:19 PM
PSers: Howsabout a naughtsfw photoshop of Sherri Winston?
 
2002-01-16 12:26:08 PM
No one sucks the fun out of a story quite like a news editor.

Oh so true...

 
2002-01-16 12:29:09 PM
3horn you live in Davie?
I used to live in Sunrise, we used to have trouble with the
"Davie Boys". Does that mean anything to you?
 
2002-01-16 12:41:24 PM
How does one farking put a picture in the comments section?
 
2002-01-16 12:44:00 PM
LOL...how is Jasmine considered an 18 year old virgin when there is a picture of her with a c*ck in her mouth??
 
2002-01-16 12:45:35 PM
Rebrane: Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now I need another cold shower.
 
2002-01-16 12:50:54 PM
Mpemba, doesn't mean a thing to me, I've only been down here for about 6.5 months. And I live right on the edge of Davie, near 84 & 595.

3Horn
 
2002-01-16 12:56:23 PM
Boy, February must be a slow month. This chick is very plain looking - not ugly, but definitely not Playboy-worthy.

(that's her on the right in the photo)

 
2002-01-16 12:56:44 PM
Yikes...did anyone else scroll down the WindyCityAmatuers page:

Katrina
Pregnant Slut
This girl will do anything!
Even with a bun in the oven!

yikes.
 
2002-01-16 12:57:13 PM
Sounds like Farker O needs to have her participate in an in-class edition of show-and-tell! Who says show-and-tell is for kids?!
 
2002-01-16 01:02:52 PM
 
2002-01-16 01:03:04 PM
Otisburg...care to enlighten me as to how to post a pic?
 
2002-01-16 01:04:22 PM
 
2002-01-16 01:21:22 PM
mmmmmmm airbrush....
 
2002-01-16 01:22:54 PM
Otisburg, yes - I would NEVER allow her in bed with me.

Because I AM ALL THAT.
 
2002-01-16 01:35:38 PM
Rebrane...is she still in Blackstone Hall? Maybe I'll stalk her...haha...I remember when the story broke in the Maroon.
 
2002-01-16 01:52:27 PM
Otisburg

Plain looking?



Holy fark, I gotta move to your town!
 
2002-01-16 02:07:07 PM
I liked her cameltoe shot too... but Boobies Rule! One of the cyber-girls in the Feb issue had nice looking aureolae...(thats boobie anatomy for you unejukayted...)
 
2002-01-16 02:38:27 PM
holy crap.

Rebrane, It's not often one sees a UofC facebook outside of Hyde Park.

Rick_Rock, If she's still there, she's gotta be what, a 4th year now? Wow, I remember editing that story at the Maroon office, we did some good "research" for that one.
 
2002-01-16 03:01:53 PM
Yeah...she's just really hard to look at....crikey.
 
2002-01-16 03:15:33 PM
Have to agree with Otisburg here. She's alright, but not Playboy material, I wouldn't think. They're reaching.
 
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