All hail the bear triumvarite.

This is sooooo typical of NBA players.

Me spell pretty one day.

"Grizzlies... now has the munchies"

What?

Only YOU can prevent . . . uh what was I talking about? Oh yeah anyone got a tent I can pounce on, and maybe a bag o doritos.

Yogi Bear voice:

"Hey-ey Boo-boo, get out of my stash."

/Yogi Bear voice

Trampoline bear. Yeah, I know weve all seen it by now. I wanted to post the link anyways.

http://www.sillyenglish.com/online/videos/bear.htm

"There was one where he got marijuana and something like Skittles or gummy bears or something,"

would that make him a cannibal?

Prime number shiatting bear

Might as well throw that one in for good measure also.

Only YOU can prevent . . . uh what was I talking about?

LOL!!! BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ALL STONERS ARE LIKE!! LOL!~~!!!!!!1

Grizzly - has
Grizzlies - have

also - this is the same bear from the other thread.

well, now, bludstone, i for one had not seen that priceless piece of video. that was pretty damn funny, and for that i thank you.

snakeyes415 = defensive stoner

rofl I was viewing it at 50% when I made it I guess.

"a pilot spotted the bear between two buildings in Cooke City, eating garbage"

typical stoner

booboo:but yogi , what about the ranger?
yogi: screeewwww the ranger, boo, i need a pic-a-nic basket full of nachos


/jellySTONED park
/marv albert voice-"YES!"

This story was much better than the other article posted earlier in the day. My favorite line was the first one:

"A marijuana-munching grizzly bear with a history of belly-flopping on tents...."

It sounds like it would be someone I know, given my circle of friends...

At least they're not popping tents just for fun.

I know this story is a repeat but this version was way better. That was freaking hillarious. Also, guys, I know it's easy to pick on pot heads, but were no all absent minded losers.

Cheers!

maybe the bear just intended to steal the weed to make some rope to hang himself in an organically/politically correct manner.

1. Bear Trap
2. Snickers Bar
3. SNAP
4. Profit

Rabbit and Bear are sitting next to each other in the woods, both taking a dump.

Bear looks at Rabbit and says, "Hey, you got a problem with shiat sticking to your fur, too?"

Rabbit looks at Bear confused, "Uh, no."

So Bear picks up Rabbit and wipes his ass.

Deer LOVE pot. It makes them easy to shoot, too.

/lazy

Asmodius- Does 'were no' = we are not?

HAHAHAHAHA, so THAT's where he got the weed. I was hiking through the forest there and started to smell weed. Thinking I found someone to smoke one with, I walked in the direction it was coming from while digging out my personal travelpack to share with whomever was the cause of the glorious emination. I step into a clearing, nose first and this bear is sitting on a log rolling a phattie with some leaves. I could hear him muttering something about dumbass campers not bringing rolling papers. I didnt know what he was talking about but I had found my way to enter into things without scaring the shiat out of him. I throw a pack of canadian zigzag blues which land perfectly on his furry leg and he looks up at me. I felt a sinking feeling as he put the weed down and stood up on his hind legs, towering over me. His mouth opened showing a rather impressive set of teeth...
He began to roar a loud nasty, pants-shiatting noise.
About a second into it he, says. "ah hell with it... sup man?" and sits back down on the log.

My look of terror turns to a smile and I reply "nuttin bear-guy... just smellin your dank stuff and thought I'd contribute."

He nodded and after he rolled a couple with his stuff, I matched him and rolled my own.

We sat there, marathoned a few joints and sat and discussed the world for awhile before he showed me how he has fun.

We skulked up to a campsite and made sure noone was there. He looked at me and said "check this out" he goes into the clearing, into the largest tent, and after a minute, he comes out with a case of beer. I'm like DOOD! SWEET! he brings it to me... and I hold it while he finishes off. He climbs about ten feet into a pine tree and jumps, bellyflopping onto the tent. When he landed all the rest of the crap inside the tent went flying out the door and was strewn across the ground like stepping on the ketchup in those little packages. I laughed so hard I dropped the case and broke a few beers. He wrestled his way out of the tent fabric laughing so hard his face-fur was wet.

After awhile, we went back to my car, I gave him a ride to his den, then drove home.

I hope they don't shoot him. he's supposed to be coming up to see me next weekend with some beer and hot bear-chicks.
He ranks way up there with one of the coolest bears i've ever met.

wyohome/Asmodius - ha. Kind of ironic, don't you think...

I for one welcome our pothead bear overlords.

/so ashamed of self for this one.

morebeer, you rock just for that story man! lmao! :)

Harvey Birdman is now on the case!

Sorry about the grammatical error in the headline; I was in such a hurry to submit this link that mine English went much bad.

My uncle was also tagged with a GPS locater, but he was doing belly flops in other people's pools. He does weigh about the same as the bear though.

The bear in that video does the mother of all faceplants coming off that trampoline...

Thank God there are 9 million bees in the area to provide plenty of honey.