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3742 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2002 at 10:20 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-01-16 10:22:02 AM  
when will that mad bastard goerge 'dubyah' bush shut up???
 
2002-01-16 10:23:38 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:24:03 AM  
"I should have listened when they told me I couldn't transubstantiate tequila into the blood of Christ."
 
2002-01-16 10:24:11 AM  
"Move the vase.... move the vase..." oh so much for the papal power of telekinesis
 
2002-01-16 10:24:53 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:25:53 AM  

Damn, that's the last time I party with Buddhists.



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2002-01-16 10:26:24 AM  
"Is Fb- the Father?"
 
2002-01-16 10:28:25 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:30:26 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:31:23 AM  
"Little. Yellow. Different. Holy."
 
2002-01-16 10:32:21 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:33:54 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:34:51 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:34:52 AM  
HAL: "Good morning John Paul III, have you taken your ten o'clock break yet?"
JOHN PAUL III: *hmmm, what to ask HAL*
 
2002-01-16 10:35:58 AM  
Now with a Vote tag:

" . . . those farking scientists . . . why do they keep hitting me in the head?!"
 
2002-01-16 10:36:43 AM  
"...here is my handle, here is my spout!"
 
2002-01-16 10:36:53 AM  
Oh! Ow! Crap, ice cream headache!
 
2002-01-16 10:37:58 AM  
I hope that little boy doesnt spill the beans
 
2002-01-16 10:38:15 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:38:17 AM  
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."
 
2002-01-16 10:39:21 AM  
Let's see if I can hide the bruises I got when I passed out after choking on those damn Communion wafers.
 
2002-01-16 10:39:42 AM  
A big honking ZIT?? Why now? Sister Mary Ignatius is comming over tonight...
 
2002-01-16 10:40:53 AM  
I hate Excel. I hate it. I hate it.
 
2002-01-16 10:41:31 AM  
'it's official - pope looks down on the unemployed'
 
2002-01-16 10:41:35 AM  
"Jeebus! - I'm getting nothing. How does Ms. Cleo do it!?"
 
2002-01-16 10:41:45 AM  
"Damn... I can barely hear Him. I'll have to get a larger antenna on my hat."
 
2002-01-16 10:41:46 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:42:21 AM  
"The voices, the voices... JESUS CHRIST, THE F*CKING VOICES!"
 
2002-01-16 10:42:25 AM  
"A ship...a cup...a speeder..."
 
2002-01-16 10:43:37 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:43:51 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:44:24 AM  
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2002-01-16 10:44:45 AM  
Pope John Paul listens patiently as a cardinal jokingly suggests for the 1,678th time that he change his name to Pope George Ringo.
 
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2002-01-16 10:44:51 AM  
"Ouch. I guess I can't blow myself."
 
2002-01-16 10:45:19 AM  
"Thoughts of naked boys entering brain...must push on vein...stop flow of blood and sin."
 
2002-01-16 10:45:57 AM  
Pope calling Jeebus. Come in Jeebus. Repeat. Pope calling Jeebus. Come in Jeebus. Over.
 
2002-01-16 10:46:54 AM  
"I feel like such a tool! What are the chances of me and that idiot Bush choking on pretzels and passing out in the same week? Ouch, it's still tender!"
 
2002-01-16 10:47:06 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:48:05 AM  
Note to self: Tell the new guy to sip the vodka...
 
2002-01-16 10:48:06 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:48:23 AM  
I just felt millions of voices suddenly cry out in horror, and then were suddenly silenced...

Oh, nevermind, it was just the Taliban.
 
2002-01-16 10:48:39 AM  
"..and, in other news, Pope John Paull II has perfected the use of the Vulcan mind-meld on himself..."
 
2002-01-16 10:49:27 AM  
the head bone is connected to the........ oh drool
 
2002-01-16 10:50:35 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:50:50 AM  
wow... thats was a little to much blood of christ...
 
2002-01-16 10:50:57 AM  
Must. . . Stop. . . thinking about Altar Boys in drag!
 
2002-01-16 10:51:08 AM  
"d'ja ever see that movie Scanners?"
 
2002-01-16 10:51:18 AM  
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2002-01-16 10:52:26 AM  
"Bluuuugughhhhh.. huuuuurrrrghhhh... Uh uh muh.. Uuuuhhhhhhhhhrrrrgh!!"
 
2002-01-16 10:54:40 AM  
Must ... control ... bowels ...
 
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