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(Santa Banta)   "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us f*cking is f*cking -- and it's going to stay f*cking -- even though the signs keep getting stolen"   (santabanta.com) divider line 149
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2004-06-15 08:52:28 PM
F*cking A!
 
2004-06-15 09:15:12 PM
"Similar votes on a name change have taken place recently in neighbouring Austrian towns Wank am see and Petting, as well as in Vomitville and Windpassing."


Aaaaaaaaahaaaaaa.
 
2004-06-15 09:20:14 PM
I don't give a f#ck, they can keep the name of their f#ucking town, or get a new f#cking name. If the f#cking signs get stolen, it their f#cking problem. If tourists don't like the f#cking name, they can take a different f#cking bus to another f#cking town.
 
2004-06-15 09:23:56 PM
the f*cking f*ckers
 
2004-06-15 09:24:44 PM
What kind of name is this?!
 
2004-06-15 09:31:33 PM
EyeForgot

the f*cking f*ckers

The high school football team. And the JV squad is called "The Little F*ckers". Now what are the cheerleaders called?
 
2004-06-15 09:34:08 PM
Hilarious! Who wants to take the day tour of the Austrian countryside? "We'll be stopping in the quintessential Austrian hamlets of farking, Wank am see, and Petting. After lunch we'll stop in Vomitville, and Windpassing."
 
2004-06-15 09:37:44 PM
I wonder what/who the town was named after? Her Gethard F*cking!?
 
2004-06-15 09:59:07 PM
Damn, I wish I had an image host. I've got a great picture of one of those road signs with some "Child-Xing" sign attached to it. Anyone want to host? Email in profile.
 
2004-06-15 11:05:04 PM
Why do I get the feeling this is needs a Satire tag?
 
2004-06-15 11:05:39 PM
This is needs. Right. You heard me.
 
2004-06-16 12:12:16 AM
All I can say is F*UCK me.....
 
2004-06-16 12:14:01 AM
Fstarcking?
 
2004-06-16 12:14:11 AM
"F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke."

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
 
2004-06-16 12:14:37 AM
fark yeah
 
2004-06-16 12:16:10 AM
"He said the name came from Mr F*ck and his family who settled in the area 100 years ago, and added "ing", meaning village or settlement."

oh that priceless
 
2004-06-16 12:16:26 AM
Mr. F*ck, thats aweseom. He should name is kid arse!
 
2004-06-16 12:17:54 AM
mmm, f*cking...
 
2004-06-16 12:19:26 AM
"...F*cking is universal..."

Yes. Yes it is.
 
2004-06-16 12:19:42 AM
Maybe they could change their name to FARKING
 
2004-06-16 12:20:48 AM
SantaBanta.com was launched on July 17, 2000. Initially it was envisaged to be a site dedicated to fun and humour only. However it has grown out of its initial mould to become a world famous portal providing a wholesome and complete entertainment. No doubt SantaBanta.com has become a part and parcel of the daily itinerary of millions of netizens from across the world.

/killjoy
 
2004-06-16 12:21:07 AM
MMMMmmmm....unfunny satire....
 
2004-06-16 12:21:25 AM
I think his more refined brother moved to Pennsylvania
 
2004-06-16 12:21:46 AM
Some photos are in this Snopes article
 
2004-06-16 12:21:49 AM
I'm not going to the F*cking church, I'm going to the F*cking pub in F*cking town, all right? If you really must come along, you can go to the F*cking shops or go to the F*cking beauty salon.
 
2004-06-16 12:24:56 AM
Ah, everyone relax. It's satire. It's a funny quote. Start imagining life in F*cking. For example:

The History of F*cking
 
2004-06-16 12:25:54 AM
Eh, old news. Different country. Next please.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp
 
2004-06-16 12:26:25 AM
Holy F*ck. It's not satire. Cool.
 
2004-06-16 12:27:39 AM
I am your F*cking guide, Arnie. Please don't wander off the F*cking tour and please take all the F*cking pictures you want. Now are there any F*cking questions?

--after "National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation"
 
2004-06-16 12:27:46 AM
Satire or not, it's a real town.
 
2004-06-16 12:28:58 AM
Saw this in MAXIM before. Pronounced "foo-king"
 
2004-06-16 12:29:12 AM
Damn! Wish I could name a town.

Lucky F*ckers.
 
2004-06-16 12:29:44 AM
Eh, old news. Different country. Next please.

Austrian = Austria

Did I really need to point that out to you?
 
2004-06-16 12:30:17 AM
And the bottom sign says "Please, Not so fast!"

Rather sick, if you ask me. :-)
 
2004-06-16 12:30:54 AM
Decent satire, but why the need for them to censor the town name in the story? If you're going to write a story about F*cking Austria, just spell it out. Who cares.
 
2004-06-16 12:31:22 AM
"Pronounced 'foo-king'"

Funny . . that's how most Brit-accented peoples pronounce our verb.
 
2004-06-16 12:31:26 AM
Just tell them to use the word filter so it's changed to Farking. There, problem solved.
 
2004-06-16 12:31:27 AM
On the drive from the Washington DC area to Intercouse, PA you will pass a Blueball Road at some point. Anyone seen that?
 
2004-06-16 12:32:48 AM
Who were the ad-wizards that came up with the trademark "Windbreaker"?
 
2004-06-16 12:33:42 AM
Well foo-k me!
 
2004-06-16 12:34:05 AM
who gives a f*ck
/obvious
 
2004-06-16 12:38:44 AM
I hate to take issue with the article, but Wank am See and Petting are in Bavaria, and I am sure the Bavarians in those cities don't like being confused with Austrians.

Petting and Titmohning are on opposite sides of a lake called the Wagingersee (pronounced by some as the Vagina-See) There are so many good names there...

/Has been on the "Wanker Bahn" to the top of a mountain.
 
2004-06-16 12:39:19 AM
"Oh, crap! It's the F*cking Police!"
 
2004-06-16 12:39:36 AM
I was biking in Austria for the past week and I couldn't find this place on the map.
 
2004-06-16 12:40:31 AM
"Eez a f*ckin' good lad wor Biffa!"
 
2004-06-16 12:41:23 AM
I found it using maporama.com... this is an unedited map, I swear:

 
2004-06-16 12:42:11 AM
F*ck Off!
 
2004-06-16 12:44:04 AM
This reminds me of the Grand Teton Mountains or Lake Titicaca in South America.
 
2004-06-16 12:45:18 AM
Or Dildo, Newfoundland
 
2004-06-16 12:45:48 AM
Man, I'd slap those two kids on the sign.

"Ich muss schnell gehen! Sprechen ist verboten! Ich mache dich sehr shmutzig"

ewww, no I wouldn't
 
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